Machine Zero is also human!

"It's not the kid, it's Gui."

After ponytail said this sentence with a serious face, he looked at me again with a righteous expression, and this time it was my turn to be stunned-this guy seems to have no nerve.

I showed a weird smile on purpose, and then sighed "Oh ~ Gui.".

When the children in the village hear me sighing like this, they usually run away like birds and beasts, but this man named Gui... seems to have a very long reflection arc, and he is completely unaware of the voice that seems to be threatening to me, and he still looks upright. expression.

I was depressed by his and her reaction, so I changed the subject sullenly: "You all seem to like that beauty." I raised my chin and pointed at Yoshida Shoyang on the podium: "Is he very powerful?"

Gui glanced at the podium, then at me, then lowered his voice and said, "Ms. Songyang is of course very good...I won't talk to you anymore, just listen carefully!"

When he said this, he actually stared back at the textbook, and even took a brush to write, draw, and memorize something in the notebook. It seemed that he was really listening to the class seriously.Alas, this deskmate is a boring gourd.I propped my chin up and looked at the podium in a bit of boredom, and I was forced to fill my ears with Yoshida Shoyo's clear voice——

"A sage of the Tang Dynasty once said that the saint is the same as the people..."

I paused slightly, and looked up at the people on the podium.It's not that I'm very interested in what he said, it's just that... what he said seems familiar to me.

The sage is similar to the people.Out of its kind, it is outstanding. Since the birth of the people, it has never been more prosperous than Confucius.

Who is Confucius?I don't know, and I don't know why I know this, I just feel familiar, and then such a sentence flashed in my head.Just like the strange memories that appeared out of thin air in my head before, this sentence also suddenly appeared in my mind, which made me want to explore more.

"Everyone will become outstanding talents."

When I came back to my senses, Yoshida Matsuyo just ended his morale-boosting speech with such a sentence.I think Yoshida Shoyo is very talented, and his ability to fool people is high. When he said that everyone will become a pillar, his tone was flat but firm, as if he could foresee the future.I was already convinced in my heart, but I wanted to curl my lips in disdain—I'm afraid I have to say such things every day.

Hmph, demagogic man.

This class was about Western arithmetic, and I was confused—in short, I am a child from the country, so it is normal that I do not understand.Jingle seemed a little worried that I would not be able to keep up with the progress of Yoshida Shoyo's lecture, and looked back at me frequently, with a worried expression floating on his face.The first few times I gave him a good look to show that I was fine, then I just lay down on the table lazily and didn’t make eye contact with Jing Le—really, my mother-in-law doesn’t look like a man at all, actually He also came in disguised as a man.

As a result, I fell asleep while lying on my stomach. I vaguely felt someone pushing me beside me, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Gui's delicate face, which seemed to be slightly reproachful.However, we are not familiar with each other after all, and he did not say any dissatisfaction words in a good manner.Jingle and Huaniaoyuan also came over at this time, so the few of us made an appointment to have snacks together.

I think I'm really not suitable for studying. I die bighead carp in class and live carp after class.Hey, but it’s the same for children of this age. It’s not normal for a guy like Gui who listens carefully, and we like the time after class more than the time of get out of class—of course I like get out of class more than class snacks.

Yoshida Shoyo is a good man, and his cooking skills are incredible. I put a piece of sakura cake into my mouth, and the taste of the smoothie slowly melted away, gradually conquering all taste buds.I squinted my eyes in enjoyment—well, it’s not bad, although I can’t run around in the private school, but overall, it’s quite comfortable.Well, for the sake of snacks, I decided to only trim Miwako to three-quarters dead when I was an adult.

During the dinner, Gui brought another person, a little devil with purple hair and green eyes, named Shinsuke Takasugi.Although the color of his eyes and hair is a bit strange, he looks good, but he always has a bulging bun face, as if someone owes him a million and 80.I could see through him at a glance, this man must be arrogant, he tossed his clean hair and hummed, as if he was acting like a spoiled child.

But the other three seemed to be used to it, so I kindly didn't bother with him.And in my opinion, Aojiao is the best way to deal with it, but it's just a little bit of a loss, and the kind little Aojiao will still come forward to help at critical moments.

We sat in the shade of the tree and chatted for a while, and gradually got to know each other. The sun was falling sparsely from among the leaves. It was gentle and lingering, and it shone warmly on our bodies, making us want to sleep.

I was almost half lying on the grass with my forehead propped up, squinting my eyes as I looked at the other four people's upright sitting postures, while listening to them say trivial and childish things.

Although I didn't pay much attention, I learned something.Among the five, only Jingle and Huaniaoyuan don't live on campus. They live relatively close to the school, and they don't even need their parents to pick them up.When it came to the issue of living in school, Jingle enthusiastically told me about the large-scale matters of the Matsushita private school.For example, only Gui and Gao Shan are not day students in the whole school, and now I am added.

After hearing this, I took a deep look at the two of them with sympathetic eyes, and the two of them shivered in unison, and Takasugi moved further away from me in disgust.

I nodded understandingly in my heart——Looking at Gao Shan's withdrawn appearance, he is also a child with a hard life.

I sigh like this.

After eating snacks for a while, I felt bored again. I changed my posture and sat cross-legged under the tree. I saw the long ponytail on the back of Gui’s head when I turned my head, so I blurted out the question I had been holding back all morning: “Hey, are you a man or a man? female."

Gui Bainen's small face instantly wrinkled into a bun: "It's not hello, it's Gui."

fuck me?It turned out that this guy was only unhappy with the name.

I stared at his face silently for a while, then shifted my gaze to his long hair, and raised my eyebrows maliciously: "Okay wig, are you male or female?"

The other three snorted immediately, and even that guy Takasugi couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth, and then laughed more and more unscrupulously under Gui's excuse of "it's not a wig but Gui".

"Gui, I think it's better to change your name to Wig. Feng is a newcomer, and he can learn your nickname without a teacher!" Huaniaoyuan couldn't help but patted Gui on the shoulder, comforting him and her speciously.

Jing Le lay down on the ground and thumped the grass, laughing until tears flowed: "Oh, I laughed so hard, or you can cut your hair off, it's so suitable for the occasion hahahaha!"

After laughing like this for a while, the topic finally turned back to Gui’s gender. The guy swung his ponytail and patted his chest to ensure that he was a man, and then I laughed and refuted, you are at most a man—Cucumella Danzi, maybe a woman , A talent like Mr. is called a man.

Regarding Gui's claim that he is a man, there was more controversy than his surname. In the end, I proposed to take off my pants to verify my identity.

As soon as this proposal came out, the other four people were immediately embarrassed on the spot, and Takasugi reacted the fastest, his face flushed and he shook his fingers and called me a hooligan.Jingle and Huaniaoyuan were booing with me, overthrowing Gui and wanting to take off his pants, I just sat on his stomach, pulled the waistband and pulled it down.Takasugi seemed to disapprove of our childish approach, but he didn't stop him, and he still calmly held a snack to cosplay as an eminent monk.It's just that his eyes scooped this way from time to time completely exposed his thoughts-in fact, he was also very curious.

For a moment, the tree was filled with the sound of "Ya Butterfly" like Gui killing a pig. He was pressed down by me, struggling and shouting at the unfairness.

I pressed his shoulder and stopped: "It's not fair? I've always been the fairest person. Where do you say it's unfair?"

Gui supported the collar and tugged it up, aggrieved: "Why do you only suspect me, obviously Mingfeng also has long hair!"

I thought about it too, but then I thought about it, I can't let them pick it up, so it won't be revealed?

Jing Le looked at me hesitantly, then at Gui who was pressed under me, and nodded in agreement: "Indeed, from the outside, Feng looks more like a girl."

I rolled my eyes at him: "Don't change the subject, I suspect you are a woman now, and you didn't suspect me before, it doesn't count!" Then I continued to pick up clothes.

Seven or eight-year-old babies don't have much physical strength, and these delicate flowers who are bored in the classroom all day can't compare with people like me who live in the wild all the year round, so Gui's clothes are covered by me after a few touches. It's all over the place.When Xiaowa saw that the position was about to fall, she immediately pouted with tears and wanted to cry.

I hurriedly grabbed his collar and threatened: "Don't cry!"

"If you cry, I'll tell everyone that you are a girl."

Gui finally didn't cry out so much, and choked out a sentence for a long time: "It's not a girl, it's Gui!"

I'm down.

In the end, I still didn't take off Gui's pants, because Takasugi really couldn't look down on it later, and saved Gui from my clutches. He was really arrogant... His heart is really fucking kind.

I threatened Gui not to tell my husband what happened today, and he nodded his promise.It's just that after a while like this, Gui forgot about the suspicion that I was also a girl. We were called back to the classroom, and after a short rest, we went home from school.

As the sun was setting, I stood at the gate of the Matsushita Private School with a sense of loyalty, watching Jingle and Huaniaoyuan go away, and waved goodbye to them.Standing behind Gui and Takasugi awkwardly looking away from me, I grinned, jumped off the high ground, walked back with one arm in my arms.

Although I almost took off Gui's pants before, but such a small kid doesn't know how to hold grudges.

When I returned to the private school, Yoshida Matsuyo was rolling up his sleeves to wash vegetables and cook rice. I sensiblely took over the basin from his hand: "Sir, I often help grandma wash vegetables at home. You can take a break." I also often please grandma at home, but this time it's just a different person.

Gui also skillfully rolled up his sleeves to help, while Takasugi was a little clumsy. Although he tried his best to appear to be very knowledgeable and didn't want to lose his position in front of me, a newcomer, it is obvious that not everything can be done well if you want to do it .He wandered around not knowing what to do, he just stumbled behind Yoshida Shoyang, hindering the opponent's actions very much.In the end, I ran to my side to wash the vegetables with me. I watched him blankly pick off all the green leaves of the cabbage, leaving only a yellow core, and finally couldn't help but drive him away.

"Gao Shan, go get a brush and clean the wooden bucket over there." I saw that wooden bucket, it was used to throw water into the well, and there was no trace of dust on it, so he should be able to "clean it well." Clean.

Takasugi was quite dissatisfied with the fact that I ordered him to work, but he was completely useless in the kitchen, so he had to brush the barrels.

I heard Gao Shan banging the wooden barrel in my ears, and I felt a lot of emotion for a moment-this man was born to be served by the young master, who is like me, he can learn rough jobs easily.

Gui expressed doubts about my way of asking Gao Shan to wash the bucket, and cast a questioning look, and I explained to him in a serious manner: "The wooden bucket has the function of sealing idiots."

Gui still doesn't understand, so I don't care about him anymore—if there is a wooden barrel that can seal idiots in the world, I should give this guy one too.

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