Machine Zero is also human!

"This river is mine. You are not allowed to pee in it. If it gets dirty, you will cut off your dick."

I stared at A Yin's hand untiing his trouser waist seriously, and seriously wanted to convey to him that if he really did this, I would really do what I said.It's not that I'm stingy, I once chased this river down a long distance out of curiosity, and accidentally discovered that it was actually connected to the well of Brother Aniu's house.

If I let him pee in it, don't I have to drink his urine?This is not acceptable.

"...It's been a long time since I peed in the river." He paused when he unbuttoned his pants, and then retorted me calmly.

So what are you going to do today? I wrinkled my nose and pointed at him: "Don't pee, don't take off your pants, this is my river."

"..." He silently turned his head to look at me, his strange white eyebrows twitched a few times, but it was obvious that he was still trying to maintain a calm mind: "Take a bath."

I quit immediately, take a bath?Who knows if you will secretly pee in the river when you take a bath, and whoever has said that men and women are different, and urchins at seven years old have different seats, this guy actually takes off his pants to take a bath in front of me... Even if he is not People, but only public.

"That's even worse, at least wait until I turn my back on it."

"It's what men are afraid of."

"..." Suddenly wanted to hit him on the head with a stone.

Although my long hair has been trimmed into a bun head with brows and bangs that is said to be very popular, I am wearing a pink women's kimono anyway, and this fairy is blind.

The other party obviously didn't notice that I was so angry that I was delirious and breathless. He had already stripped naked and jumped into the water. I sat on the bank and sulked. ——He is really amazing, obviously before, he still looked like he was starving to death and couldn't feed himself.

I could clearly see his body hidden under the water, almost skinny, so I felt compassion again.Forget it, it's not worth getting angry with animals: "Hey, little raccoon cat, follow me from now on, look how skinny you are."

The raccoon cat monster ignored me, a little bored, I grabbed a grass stalk and put it in my mouth, considering whether to continue to lure me or add some threats: "Is the current master abusing you? Follow me, follow me and have meat to eat."

But I will not give meat to others, Brother A Niu will definitely not allow it.

After washing for a while, Tanuki climbed ashore and got dressed, his fluffy hair was wet by the river water.He shook his head and glanced at me dissatisfied, wondering if I was wrong, his eyes were full of contempt, contempt and contempt for a series of complicated emotions: "Is your brain still working?"

He turned his back to me and picked up the clothes by the river and put them on on his body, and now he looked completely ignorant of me.

"You don't want to eat wagashi anymore?" Another vein popped up on my forehead - I dare to despise the master, I really need to deal with it.

"Who cares..."

The mouth is really tough, but the forbearance and wet eyes are completely exposed-I really want to bully.But in the end I still didn't do that, I just glanced at him casually from the corner of my eye, thinking that if you have the ability, don't keep looking at my basket.

In a good mood, he handed over a piece of pastry, and patted the stone beside him to signal Tanuki to sit down—it’s really enjoyable to play with small animals, and since he is now my favorite pet, I will be merciful and not bother with him up.

Ah Yin took the fruit, but didn't sit on the seat I pointed out, but chose a place far away from me to sit down.I don't pay much attention to this, small animals are always shy, I understand.Keeping pets requires not only kindness and majesty, but also compassion, especially for those animals that grow up in the wild, they need to be treated with care, otherwise the loss outweighs the gain if the fancy prey escapes.

So the two of us sat in silence, keeping a distance that was not too close, and I handed him snacks one by one, and he ate them one by one until his stomach was round and he lay on the ground, unable to eat any more.

"You eat too much." I frowned and squatted next to him, like a grandma giving me a massage, slowly rubbing my palms against his stomach—poor kitten, his owner must often not give him food.

Ah Yin seemed a little unaccustomed to this kind of intimate contact, his body froze for a moment, but then he relaxed, with a groan from his throat, I was in a good mood.

"It's okay, you can keep it and eat it slowly, but you can't eat any more tonight, you will be bloated to death." I generously took out the things in the basket and stuffed them into his clothes, then clapped my hands and stood up, lying down Cave: "I'm a little sleepy, I want to sleep, you can do it yourself."

I hope he doesn't pee in the river while I'm asleep.

I thought so in a daze.

The next morning, I was awakened by the chirping of birds, and I came out of the cave yawning. It was already daylight.Ah Yin and Wagashi were gone, and there was an empty basket of snacks beside him.I walked to the river in a daze, wiped my face with water, and immediately became more awake.

After silently looking at the mountains behind me for a while, I comforted myself that Ah Yin must have returned to the mountains.Well, forget it, anyway, I don’t intend to keep that civet cat by my side, neither Brother A Niu nor Grandma will allow it, and this kind of wild animal is very afraid of strangers, and places with many people are not suitable for them to live in, just treat it like me It's better to keep the pets in the back mountain. Anyway, the back mountain is also my territory.

I was in a bad mood, so I wobbled back with my basket in my hand. When I reached the village, I saw brother A Niu standing at the door of my house calling me, so I happily responded and ran towards him quickly.When I got closer, I realized that there were still two people standing behind him. A little ahead was Miwako with a woman's hair bun. Grandma was standing behind them with a dish for washing vegetables. My mood suddenly became worse. .

"Hanako, where did you go? We've been looking for you all night. Originally, we said you wouldn't come back at breakfast, so we asked Dad to mobilize the people in the village to look for you."

Miwako walked up to me in small steps, wanting to touch my head with a worried expression.I looked at her energetic and radiant face without saying a word, dodged the approaching hand shamelessly, passed between the two of them, and threw myself on the grandma standing behind.

"I played hide-and-seek with Big Fatty and the others in the back mountain, but they didn't find me, so I accidentally fell asleep." Rubbing Grandma's leg for a few times, he took the vegetable dish in her hand and put it by the well, "Grandma, let me help you. Don't dip in cold water, your hands will hurt."

Mei Hezi laughed a few times in embarrassment, and said to Brother A Niu, your sister is really sensible.

I turned my head and gave her a hard look: "I'm not his sister, I was picked up by him, don't you know?"

Everyone in the village knows that I was picked up by Brother A Niu, and it was her father who personally approved me to live here, so why not pretend.

"Hanako! How can you talk to Miwako like that?!"

Brother A Niu immediately reprimanded me without hesitation, I froze for a moment, then turned my head in disdain—man, hum.

Grandma took me into her arms distressedly, and stroked my head to tell Miwako not to see me like a child.He lowered his head and pressed his face to my scalp, and said in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense, Hanako is grandma's granddaughter."

I was rubbed twice by my grandma's warm and rough palms, and I was so wronged that I wanted to cry, but when I caught a glimpse of Miwako's face that was pretending to be elegant and forced to be sad, I held back my tears—I didn't want to be looked down upon by this woman.

This incident was just a small episode, but the war between me and Miwako broke out in an all-round way—in secret.

Brother A Niu once again told me not to go to the back mountain to play often, I vaguely agreed, and deliberately alienated him.I don't know if I was having a childish tantrum because he scolded me, as he said, or if it was something else—maybe, I was only a child after all—but I was disappointed in him.

All I know is that in this family, I am no longer the only one spoiled.

I will not intentionally find fault with Mei Hezi, and I will not let Brother A Niu and Grandma notice that I am dissatisfied with her, but I will avoid her at home, leave early and return late, and I am always outside except when eating and sleeping.Life seems to be back to the past, playing with a group of children all day long, fishing in the river, digging birds from the tree, or stealing peanuts from the neighbor's field and taking them to the back mountain to roast.

Afterwards, I went to Houshan a few times, but never saw Ah Yin again. I even wondered if I had a dream that night. In fact, no civet cat named Ah Yin appeared at all, and I was never eaten by him. Basket of refreshments.But at the beginning, I wanted to raise him just on a whim, and I didn't feel sad because of it.

It's just that I don't trouble Miwako, but it doesn't mean she doesn't trouble me. One day after dinner, my grandma called me into her room and asked me if I would like to go to a private school to study.

Why did you suddenly let me go to a private school?Although our village is located in the deep mountains and old forests, almost isolated from the outside world, I am not completely ignorant of the outside world.

There is a war outside.

I heard from Big Fatty that his father once saw a bull-headed horse noodle with a soy sauce dish flying over his head.On the day when the big fat father came back, the long and nondescript hair bun was cut off by the roots, and there was not a single hair left on his head, making him look like a ridiculous tumor.Fatty's father is very fond of bun babies, so I think that although this is unimaginable, it is very credible.

In troubled times, how can I still think about studying, let alone I am a girl.

"Hanako, Auntie Meihezi is right. You should go out and see the world. I have been thinking that you must be a princess with a very noble status, and you can't be like us in this small village..."

Oh~ Let me tell you, why is grandma suddenly willing to let me go to study? It turned out to be the idea of ​​that coquettish bitch Miwako. I knew she had no good intentions. How could my aunt let her succeed!

I pouted and pushed myself into my grandma's arms: "The private school closest to our village has to climb two mountains to get there. Grandma, if I go, I can only come back during the holiday. I heard that the private school only has a holiday every seven days. I Don't miss seeing Grandma for so long."

Grandma smiled and hugged me tightly: "Hanako..."

"Grandma."

Grandma's unspoken words were interrupted by Miwako who broke in suddenly. Grandma was a little upset, and I felt like I was stung by a scorpion. I raised my head from Grandma's arms with a whoosh, and looked at her vigilantly.

"Grandma, I'm coming in." Miwako was wearing a pink kimono, which reflected her smooth and fair face very well, but I felt that she was as disgusting as a snake spirit in a storybook.She came in, put the tea tray on the table, and poured us three each a cup of tea.

I still stared at her viciously, ungrateful.

Miwako didn't pay any attention to my malicious stare, and smiled happily.As soon as she sat down, she went straight to the point and said: "Hanako, you are eight years old, you should have gone to school at this age, my father has some friendship with Mr. Yoshida from the Matsushita private school, but it took me a lot of effort to ask someone to tell you ——The private school does not accept female students—you should cherish the opportunity.”

I bother!Of course you are willing to take the time to "trust someone" to me, you wish I would leave home and never come back!Daddy, Daddy is so sweet, your father is just a small village chief, and he really has the face to call you lord like a nobleman!

"Hanako, you can't reveal your identity as a girl in front of people, you should pretend to be a boy." Seeing that I didn't speak, Miwako became more and more proud, "Tomorrow I will cut your hair short, Hanako, you can't show your secrets." Yo."

I stared at her with puffy eyes, trembling with anger—who doesn’t know that my long hair is the most precious thing, Ah Qing in the back room cut some parts of my hair, and I kicked and beat me for three miles, now she wants to Cut it off for me? !There are no doors!

"Grandma, I have a headache, I seem to be suffocated by the bitch's coquettish anger."

"you!"

I was too lazy to look at Miwako's livid face, so I just lay down in Grandma's arms and let her go.Grandma saw that I was sloppy, so she had no choice but to send Miwako away first. She looked at me lying on the tatami and pretending to be dead, with a helpless expression on her face and a hatred for iron and steel, so she knocked me down hard. my head.

"Hanako, how do you say such vulgar words, I think you really should go to a private school for a few days and learn to be an elegant lady."

I never swear in front of grandma, I was impulsive today and I didn't hide it.So he quickly hugged his head and acted like a baby tearfully: "Grandma~~"

"There's no need to discuss it. Mei Hezi has good intentions. How can you say that about her? You see, you're making her angry."

You deserve it, you better piss her off!

Grandma reached out and tore off my kimono belt, stuffed me into the bed, and covered the corners of the quilt with a very serious expression on her face: "Go to bed first, and I will pack up and send you to the private school tomorrow. You can't talk to those rude boys in the village." The kids are messing around again."

I do...

"Hey...then don't cut your hair."

"Okay, don't cut your hair, go to bed!"

I bit the quilt and gritted my teeth angrily—ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, little bitch, let's see how I deal with you when I turn around.

The author has something to say: I modified a bit... Yinshi's character...