Machine Zero is also human!

The days are still passing day by day, and the world of children will always be so much longer than that of adults.

I don't know why recently, at night, my body is always very cold, and there is always the sound of someone crying in my ears.I guessed that my old problem was repeated. It was the same situation when I first came to Matsushita Private School, but the voice was not too clear and fuzzy. In recent days, it has become more and more obvious.

I heard that a long illness has become a chronic illness, so I'm not going to die.

After Sakata Gintoki came, the four of us shared a room, and the floor with four beds seemed a bit crowded, but now it is good for me, it is warmer to be crowded together, and if it is too cold, I will go The quilt when drilling Sakata Silver.

I did this to Gui and Takasugi before, but they always kicked and kicked me out.

It's not that Sakata Gintoki didn't want to kick me out, nor was he embarrassed to kick me out, but every time I sneaked in in the middle of the night, he was already asleep at that time, and he couldn't wake up at all.I was quite happy after discovering this, so I got into his bed every day, and then crawled back to my own bed when it was about to dawn, without being noticed at all.

One thing I don't like is that when Sakata Gintoki senses the noise, he will subconsciously draw his sword and slash people. He still keeps the knife in his hand all day long. Fortunately, I react fast enough, otherwise I wouldn't be able to cut him enough.

What a stink.

But for the sake of his body being warm enough, I don't care about it with him.

Once I went to lift Sakata Yinshi's blanket as usual, but this time he didn't attack me with a knife as usual. When I looked up, I met a pair of listless blood-red eyes.I blinked, blinked again, immediately put down the quilt I was holding and crawled under my own quilt, muttering to myself: "I'm sleepwalking, I'm sleepwalking..."

"Is there any sleepwalker who says he's sleepwalking! Do you think I'm a fool?!" Sakata Yinshi growled in a low voice, grabbed me back and beat me hard: "No wonder Ah Yin dreams about me these days. Sleeping under the pressure of ice, it turned out to be you..."

This civet cat spirit didn't know where he learned it, and he likes to call himself by his name when he speaks.Knowing I was wrong, I rubbed my painful head and twitched back into my quilt, then shrank into a ball coldly.

Sakata Gintoki turned over impatiently, turned over again, and finally lifted the quilt angrily and dug me out: "What are you doing?! Are you shaking under the quilt? It made Ah Yin unable to sleep!"

Sakata Gintoki's bed is next to mine, so if there is any noise from my side, he must hear it first.I bit the corner of the quilt and looked at him tremblingly: "Otherwise, why do you think I got into your quilt, I'm so cold!"

"Cold?" Sakata Gintoki obviously couldn't understand the cold I said, because it was already early summer, and ordinary people should think it was hot.

I wrapped myself tightly with the quilt, only showing my two eyes: "It was just a little cold at first, but it's getting colder and colder recently, I can't tell..."

Sakata Yinshi was silent for a long time, and lifted the quilt as if he was dead: "Then you can come in, but you are not allowed to snore."

I threw myself into his arms happily, and then hugged Sakata Yinshi's small waist with emotion, wrapping the whole body around his body, Sakata Yinshi immediately shivered: "...why are you so cold on your body?"

"I don't know..." I hugged him tighter, "Maybe I caught a cold."

"...Do you really understand what it means to catch a cold?"

To be honest, I don't really understand, because I have never caught a cold.I didn't bother to pay attention to him, I buried my head in Sakata Yinshi's chest and rubbed it a few times, moaning in comfort: "Little civet cat, you are so kind..."

"Little civet cat?!" He was silent for a while, and suddenly realized: "You are the guy with two balls on his head that day! No wonder Ah Yin always felt that the way you lost your front teeth seemed to have been seen somewhere before seeing you for the first time..."

I inserted it, so my front teeth are more famous than me.

"Little raccoon..."

"Who is the little raccoon cat... I told you not to hug her so tightly! I can't even breathe, hey!"

"Don't screw my head!" I covered my head and stretched out my hands to pinch Sakata Yinshi's waist. The other party finally became honest. I sat down on a comfortable place in his arms and squinted my eyes. : "Aren't you afraid of being skinned and dried into cat meat when you stay in the crowd? And you run around."

"It's the pangolin that stays in the mountains. I said, Ah Yin, why should I stay in the mountains?"

"Hey, I thought that civet cat spirits stayed in the mountains..."

"If you laugh at Ah Yin's hair again, I'll shave your long black hair into a round inch!"

I curled my lips and ignored him, and concentrated on sleeping. The monster always hates others to expose its disguise.When I was about to fall asleep, I suddenly heard someone murmuring softly above my head——

I am not a raccoon spirit, Yin, I am 100% human.

The arrival of Sakata Gintoki not only solved the bed problem, but also my sparring in kendo class completely changed from Gui to him.

The point is that I despise Gui too irresistible to be beaten. After so long, I still get beaten by me in two moves, and I don't bother to fight him.Sakata Gintoki is different, he can at least fight with me for half a day, and let me have a good time.

Another thing that makes me more happy is that Sakata Gintoki also joined our team of "Protection for Matsuyo Teacher".

Although he expressed his emotions with twitching facial muscles when he first heard about our organization, but I just thought he was too excited, Jingle and Huaniaoyuan also expressed their excitement, but they finally ( forced) to join my organization.

Our team gradually got a bit of shape, so I named myself the captain, and Takasugi was appointed by me as the vice-captain.Originally, Gui, as one of the three founders of the team, was also going to be promoted to a cadre. I thought he was too stupid and shameless, so I vacated the position of assistant to the team leader. .

But maybe he doesn't understand what it means to hurt his self-esteem-I thought so silently.

Our team usually hangs out in the crowd, spreads eyeliner, checks out people who worship Mr. Songyang to the point of dying, and then takes it for our own use.I also secretly pay attention to which big girl sent a love letter to the teacher again, which young daughter-in-law gave the teacher a glance again, which blind girl sewed clothes for the teacher again, and which idle woman who hurt her again I gave the teacher soles... These seemingly trivial matters are within our attention.

So after our efforts (except for Sakata Yinshi, who has been passively sabotaging his work), the team of "Stopping the Peach Blossoms for Teacher Songyang" has grown a lot, and its prestige has also continued to rise—at least the children in the private school know how many of us are there. It's a gang.

I usually like to look at people with my chin up and my nostrils. After the formation of the team, I became more unscrupulous.It's not that I feel superior to others from the bottom of my heart, the key is that I, as the captain of the "Protection for Teacher Songyang" team, must always have the demeanor of a captain.I remember that there was a son of a nouveau riche in the village who liked to walk in this posture, and he looked very imposing.

After I became the captain, I worked harder to train the other five people, as well as myself—although Mr. Songyang said to convince people with virtue, I think force is more effective.But in fact, the one who practiced the most was Sakata Gintoki, because he not only practiced for himself, but also practiced with me—who made him my partner.

I went from breaking two bamboo knives a day to now breaking five bamboo knives a day, which shows the degree of hard work.Of course it makes sense for me to do this. Although we are still a small team, it will continue to grow. The so-called big tree attracts the wind. If someone comes to find fault with us, as the boss, I will always stand in for the people behind me. No, boss It takes responsibility to convince others.

Another routine meeting, the six of us sitting around the campfire.

In fact, a routine meeting is just a few people running back to catch a few rabbits and pheasants to eat, drink, and exchange information with each other—of course, in most cases, we don’t have any important information to exchange, so the content of the regular meeting is only eat and drink.

I sat by the river with a big horse, swallowed the grilled fish in my mouth, and wiped my mouth fiercely: "Apart from taking in a few more younger brothers, don't you have any more important information?" I said, such as Song Teacher Yang has gotten closer to which woman recently—"

"Come on, you see Teacher Songyang is more careful than his mother, not to mention women, even female flies have no chance to contact the teacher." Sakata Yinshi rested lazily on the rocky bank and yawned. Day after day.He had just finished eating a rabbit leg, and there was still half of it in front of him. It seemed that he planned to take a break and continue eating.

I glanced at Gintoki Sakata contemptuously, with a hint of hatred for iron but not steel—just eating and not working, he is as useless as Takasugi, this guy does nothing but lie on the roof and bask in the sun!

"I think the first thing is to choose a nice name." Shinsuke Takasugi sat on my right. He usually doesn't speak much in regular meetings. He only sneered a few times when I said something childish. express sincere disdain.But since he is the vice-captain, I don't want to embarrass him too much. Most of the time I regard him as the background sound.

I raised my eyebrows to signal him to continue.

Gao Shan looked at me seriously: "Because I don't want to say that messy-sounding super embarrassing name when someone asks the name of my organization."

"..." The corners of my mouth twitched uncontrollably: "Shame?!"

Be a peach blossom for Teacher Songyang!What a straight-to-the-point name!How could you be ashamed!

"Feng, actually I also feel quite ashamed..." Jing Le raised her hand weakly: "Today, when someone asked me, I didn't feel ashamed to say it. I only said that the name of our organization is kept secret, and you can only tell him if you join."

The corners of my mouth twitched again.

"Okay, since you all feel ashamed, you can think of a better name for me." I took a deep breath to suppress the anger in my chest, glanced at them with the corners of my eyes hanging, and finally set my eyes on Sakata Yin Shishen: "You speak first."

Sakata Gintoki was still lying lazily under my sharp gaze: "Choose a name... Ah Yin, I hate to take names the most, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"That's not as good as the original name! Next, wig!" I rolled my eyes.

"Not a wig is Gui!"

I waved my hand and resolutely refused: "No, this name is too frustrating, and I am disgusted every time I hear it, how can our team be called this name!"

The rest of the people nodded in agreement.

Gui tilted his head in silence for a moment, then went mad: "I was refuting you just now, okay?!"

"Next, Kyoraku!"

"Hey! Listen to me!"

……

……

In this way, we discussed for a long time, from "meat balls are better with hair" to "we still need to use saponin powder for washing clothes", all kinds of messy names were mentioned, but in the end the discussion did not come to a result, and I was exhausted Tired lying on the rocky shore.

Huaniaoyuan came to me and knelt down, hesitantly reached out and poked my face: "That... Feng, you never asked me from the beginning to the end."

I gave him a weak look: "It's not very good to hear your name, it's so casual, it shows that your parents' aesthetic level is not very high, and aesthetics is inherited, so it shows your aesthetic level It's not like that..."

A drop of cold sweat slid down Huaniaoyuan's forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched in embarrassment: "The name Dawulang was given to me by my cousin. At that time, my mother was in a coma, and my father went to the front line..."

"Oh, so that's the case, then tell me, what do you think our team should be called." I sat up perfunctorily, waved my hands lazily, thinking that if he took out "the saponin powder tastes good" The name ravaged him both physically and mentally.

Huaniaoyuan pondered for a moment, then raised the corners of its lips slightly: "Why don't you call... Qingjun side?"

"Mr. Qing's side..."

"Qingjun's side?!"

As soon as Huaniaoyuan said this, not only me, but also the listless guys next to me immediately regained their spirits. The five of us stared at Huaniaoyuan with all ten eyes. Bu: "What, what's the matter, isn't it good?"

I frowned and rubbed my chin: "It's not bad...it sounds quite connotative."

"The key is what do these three words mean." Sakata Gintoki had no expression on his face, and what he said made us all embarrassed on the spot.

"Mr. Qing's side... what Mr. Songyang said in class," Gui explained unhurriedly, "eliminate the cronies around the king."

Huaniaoyuan nodded in agreement: "I heard it from my dad. He keeps mentioning it these days... I think it's a good name."

"You are so courageous, aren't you afraid of being arrested by the shogunate as traitors?" Gao Shan folded his arms and said leisurely - he was sure to throw cold water on us when he said: "The Qing emperor's side has always been an excuse for the courtiers to rebel, how dare you say it .”

I frowned and thought for a moment, then decided: "On the side of the Qing emperor, it sounds quite bluffing, and how could the shogunate control our small team in a small private school, they can't survive the imperial food. And we are just cleaning up for Mr. Songyang." Side, isn't it to clear the side for the general, calling for fun."

Takasugi let out a cold snort and ignored me.

So the name of our team was officially decided, but I still like to call it "Protection for Teacher Songyang" in private. After all, I chose the name at the beginning, and it has feelings.Hmm... Then it's decided like this, the nickname on Jun Qing's side is "Block the peach blossoms for Teacher Songyang"!People call it by its big name when asked, but we call it by its small name internally!

I'm so smart.

The author has something to say: It is still updated on the first day of the Lunar New Year, please praise me quickly.

But I said that there will probably be no updates in the future, and it will be next Friday.