The two-year-old boy who is flirting with the Internet is actually my idol

【ah?What?catch what?What week? ? ? 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah!Call the captain! ! ! ! 】

【Good guy, what kind of weird appellation is this?】

[Am I the only one who got to the point of getting caught? 】

[Excuse me God E, who are you my son? Why do you do things that a father would do? ? ? 】

[Little thing, how old are you?Is it too late to catch the week now? ? ? 】

【So don't call the captain dad? ? ? 】

[Good guy! !Someone is coming to steal my son from me! ! ! 】

【no! ! !Nuo Nuo said in the live broadcast before that he had never caught Zhou! ! ! 】

【so? ?Good guy, why is your mouth full of dog food again?It’s not impossible for my husband to do things that my father can’t do, after all, when I’m in bed X]

【Fuck, my son is such a peerless and pitiful little boy, he hasn't even passed a week! 】

【Ahhhhhh ZC limited edition keyboard! !And that watch, I remember that watch, it seems very expensive! ! ! ! 】

【My son and his husband are really rich, shit】

Ruan Chenzhi glanced at the barrage, and then turned his attention to the people around him.

The little boy's face was flushed, and even the tips of his ears were not spared, but his sitting posture was unsightly, because his head was slightly lowered, revealing his slightly protruding neck bones.

"Aren't you going to reply to fans' messages?" Ruan Chenzhi asked.

Jing Nuo: "...well, no need..."

What news to reply, his group of fans are really underwhelmed!

"Oh? Let me help you back?" Ruan Chenzhi smiled, "It's not impossible."

Jing Nuo: "???"

[Ah, ah, ah, ah, my husband, I am here, I am here!Ah no, you are no longer my husband, sorry. 】

[To be honest, I am a good guy who just typed it out. 】

[What's the matter?What are you doing?After signing TSC, you start passively idling, right?Who taught you this? Ed? ? ? 】

【It’s not impossible for a wife to join in with a husband】

Jing Nuo: "..."

My wife, your uncle!

Ruan Chenzhi lowered his head and smiled, and actually picked up two bullet screens and began to reply, "Well, the watch is a new model this year, limited edition."

"No, I don't have a collection habit."

"Why do you want to buy it?" Ruan Chenzhi slightly tilted his head.

Jing Nuo's heart skipped a beat.

"Say it, it's one of the weekly gifts for the kids in the team."

"Why is he called a kid? Because he is young, not even 20 years old, isn't he still young?"

"Training match? We were invited by PRT. We didn't really want to play, but it is said that they called our manager a lot. It happened that the kid hadn't participated in formal training, so we agreed."

"Well, the performance was very good, didn't you see it? I'm sorry I forgot, they started the live broadcast after our children killed four times."

"Well, I'm usually very busy, and I don't have much free time to live broadcast other people's training games."

Jing Nuo sat and listened to Ruan Chenzhi's speech, feeling like his heart was going on a roller coaster.

I have to say that God E is really the king of intersex people.

With this chat posture, it is bound to be on the hot search later.

If it were anyone, I'm afraid they would be rounded up by black fans.

But the person who spoke had no intuition, and calmly regarded his live broadcast room as his own, interacting with fans.

Jing Nuo was worried, but he also felt a little curious.

It was the first time he saw Ed like this.

It is different from the appearance of the previous gods, but the Ed who follows the spirit of the earth.

The one who can make the yin and yang weirdness so cute is also No.1.

The popularity of the live broadcast room keeps rising, and Jing Nuo can imagine what other people's live broadcast room can be like for diving.

Jing Nuo silently withdrew half of his body, intending to completely give up the live broadcast room to Ed, but who knew that one of his arms was too good to be on camera, and the people around him looked at him.

Jing Nuo: "?"

Ruan Chenzhi: "?"

"What are you doing so far away?" Ruan Chenzhi smiled, "Sit here."

The barrage ran, and was about to start cursing, when he saw the little thing sitting back with red ears and a small face.

It seems that as long as he is cool enough, everyone can't see his red ears.

[Good guy, my son has fallen completely, and his ears can be red with a single sentence, so you want to make braised pig ears? ? 】

"Your mother..."

The people around him smiled lightly.

Jing Nuo immediately shut up.

He tore up the things on the table to ease the embarrassment.

Ruan Chenzhi looked down at him, "Like this?"

Jing Nuo responded casually, "It's okay."

Ruan Chenzhi said, "Just like it."

Jing Nuo has no research on watches, and the English letters on them are only familiar to him. As for the style and customization, he doesn't know anything about it.

"This watch is so expensive~~~" Qi Yugui's voice suddenly came from his ears.

Jing Nuo's heart skipped a beat, and she almost confessed in the live broadcast room, "...what are you doing?"

"Why don't you." Qi Yu blinked at him, dragged a chair and ran to him like a boat, "I was just broadcasting live, and the fans asked me to come and see you, saying that my brother is doing a catch week for you. present."

Qi Yu looked at the things on the table, "Why didn't you call me for such a big matter? I didn't even prepare a gift for you."

Jing Nuo: "???"

What kind of strange character is the team he has been fan of for several years?

"Brother!" Qi Yu said, "You seem to be the one who bought this watch. I remember it was almost 200 million... Wait! Is this the ZC keyboard?!!! #￥%...& *"

What Qi Yu said in the second half of the sentence, Jing Nuo didn't hear a word, his mind was full of 200 million.

He looked down at the diamond-encrusted watch in his hand, and suddenly felt very heavy.

200?

He heard right! ! !

He has been live broadcasting for so long and it is not enough to buy two watches!

With a click, the watch was put back to its original position.

Ruan Chenzhi: "?"

"Don't you like it?"

"...It's okay." Jing Nuo said, "I'm not very interested in watches."

Ruan Chenzhi was thoughtful.

Jing Nuo turned her head to meet Shang Qi Yu's eyes.

Qi Yu's eyes were wide open, and the words "I'm so sour, you are so good" were written all over her face.

Jing Nuo: "..."

"So, when will the Zhou Catch Ceremony start?" Qi Yu said, "Would you like to eat longevity noodles later! Babies have to eat it!"

Jing Nuo really wanted to take a picture.

"En." Ruan Chenzhi glanced at the time, "We can start now."

"Okay!!!" Qi Yu was more excited than Jing Nuo, "Choose it! Hurry up!!!"

Jing Nuo: "..."

After a while, he poked his neck and said, "I'm not a child."

Qi Yu: "?"

"So I don't have to do that."

Qi Yugang was about to take a picture of the words Are you stupid? He stole their little Shanglu and said softly to his brother, "But still, thank you very much. This is the first time someone has done this for me. .”

In the end, Jing Nuo chose the keyboard quite satisfactorily.

In the end, Jing Nuo didn't even watch the popularity of his live broadcast room.

After the end, Ruo Song went downstairs with the notebook between his hands, and Jing Nuo straightened his body in an instant.

Just now Ed can be described as "fearless" in his live broadcast room. Although professional players don't need to be cautious in words and deeds, they are almost the same. Doing Zhou Catch Ceremony? I was watching the video, but I didn’t pay attention, how about it, let’s go to the window to have dinner at night, please.”

Jing Nuo: "?"

That's it.

Dinner at night is still the same hot pot restaurant.

Before ordering, Wakamatsu said directly that no alcohol was allowed.

Rest tonight and continue training tomorrow.

"Longevity Noodles Longevity Noodles!!!" Qi Yu stood at the window on the second floor and yelled downstairs, looking as if he was drunk before drinking, "Our little baby here just finished Catch Week and wants a bowl of Longevity Noodles!" Face, boss!!"

The boss responded downstairs, and after a while, the door of the private room was opened.

The boss was wearing a chef uniform, grinning, "Did you bring your children here today? Whose children? Did you start eating hot pot just after Zhuzhou?"

Qi Yu grabbed the fat cow with chopsticks, and pointed at Jing Nuo who was sitting next to Ruan Chenzhi: "This, this! This baby!"

boss:"?"

Jing Nuo: "?"

The hot pot was almost overturned.

I don't know if this boss is a graduate of the Chef Academy, and he has a hot pot base that he has mastered, and he can even bring out longevity noodles and sell it alone.

The noodle soup is rich, with one noodle running through to the end, and the portion is small, which is very suitable for one person.

Jing Nuo took the chopsticks and turned over carefully for a long time before finally finding the head of the noodles.

"Go down in one bite!" Qi Yu bit his chopsticks and looked at him, "Don't break it!!! Only in this way can it last for a long time, safe and sound!"

Jing Nuo felt like a crocodile in the zoo that could eat noodles.

A group of people gathered around to watch.

But the meaning is really good, not only the face, but also the person.

I don't know if it's been a long time since I ate this kind of handmade noodles. Jing Nuo felt warm from his stomach to his limbs.

After eating and drinking, Jiang Lele clutched her stomach and swiped her phone.

"Oh, that grandson of PRT called me almost 40 times in one night, and I hung up on them all!!" Jiang Lele said, "How dare you call me when something like this happened? What a sickness!"

He lost his phone and looked at Ruosong, "Then you guys are going to practice new routines now! The more I think about it, the more angry I get, whoever gives me a stone, I'll smash the signboard of PRT!!!"

"Take the training match as a competition, right! Dog!"

"Don't be angry anymore." Ruosong recited to him, "We have also spoken out. Everyone knows what the truth is, and there will be fewer people asking them for training matches in the future."

"But I'm still very angry!" Qi Yu said, "You didn't see how nasty the people on the Internet said! I'm so angry, my father is so angry!! By the way, will we meet them in the competition?"

"It's hard to say." Ruosong frowned.

"Didn't you just look at the points?" Jiang Lele said, "TSC points seem to be much higher than PRT, right? I'll meet you like this too?"

"If there is a lottery, you can't say for sure."

Jiang Lele: "...Forget it! Listen to fate, there is nothing wrong with meeting them, just keep them out of the audition, and don't even let them touch the top 16 gates!"

Jing Nuo already had a good understanding of the competition system during the stage of chasing stars. In order to ensure absolute fairness, the starting team will be determined by drawing lots.

At that time, Jing Nuo felt that this competition system was not fair at all, and it was written in the competition rules that if you are not lucky, you deserve it.

But fate is really hard to say.

A week later at [-] pm, the official schedule was officially released.

Two hours early, TSC got together.

In order to welcome this great day today, Qi Yu went to pay homage to Guan Gong at the gate, and was carried back to the training room by Jiang Duo.

"Everyone in the world, don't let me meet MON, QIE, TVT, GBF..."

Ruo Song couldn't stand watching anymore, "Then who do you want to meet? Who else can you tell me, come on stage and beat the air by yourself?"

Several people laughed, Jing Nuo also laughed, and then the little finger was hooked.

Jing Nuo was stunned for a moment, thinking that Ruan Chenzhi wanted to ask who he didn't want to meet, but before he could open his mouth, Ruan Chenzhi leaned into his ear and asked, "Are you afraid?"

Jing Nuo paused, then held his hand instead, "Don't be afraid."

Ruan Chenzhi: "Yes."

Qi Yu was next to him and took in all the little moves of the two of them, "Yo yo yo~~ This time, all TSC members are gay! Fearless!"

As soon as he said this, Ruosong hit him on the head, "If you talk nonsense on the field, your share of snacks will be deducted!"

As soon as four o'clock arrived, the official Weibo instantly collapsed.

Wakamatsu repeated several times, and finally the reality loaded, "Fuck...why do I have a bad feeling..."

He didn't speak, and the next second, the schedule was refreshed.

TSC is at the top of the list.

Game [-]: TSC vs PRT

Ruosong: "?"

The author has something to say: Qi Yu: Good guy, I just missed a PRT