The two-year-old boy who is flirting with the Internet is actually my idol

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[? ? ? ?What did he just say? ?What did he just say, who did he say he was?Why the fuck did I suddenly have tinnitus? 】

【What?Who are you?who are you? ? ?Can you tell me who you are? ?Crazy shaking.jpg]

[Did I miss Gu Qingcheng so much that I hallucinated?Why do I seem to hear his voice...]

【...It's not a hallucination, sisters... It seems to be the voice of Yi Gu Qingcheng...】

【I fuck】

【I fuck】

【I fuck】

【So we scolded Gu Qingcheng dog man in the live broadcast room....】

[Fuck you stop talking!I'm already autistic! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[? ? ? ?How the hell is watching a live broadcast the same as watching a super reverse drama... Boss, are you lying to us? ? ? ? ? 】

【Wait, so... Gu Qingcheng already knew that the little thing was a boy...? ? ? 】

Jing Nuo stared blankly at the barrage rolling wildly, half of his body went stiff.

There is only one sentence in my mind.

this voice.

this voice.

He had heard it for months and could never mistake it.

Just now, Z said, he is all-in-one?

Jing Nuo opened his mouth slightly, and glanced at the mobile phone next to the mouse in bewilderment.

No... How could Z be so beautiful?

Why did he suddenly turn into a beautiful girl?

He often played games with him in the live broadcast room, and only helped the big boss who followed behind him and couldn't play games. How could it be Gu Qingcheng who was called brother in the game where he flirted every day? ?

Is God playing a joke on him, or is he crazy.

Jing Nuo took a deep breath and said, "A look at Qingcheng...?"

There was a sound of even breathing from the earphone, as if trying to suppress something, after a while, he heard the man say, "It's me."

This voice...

That's right.

There was a "boom", and the fireworks-like information exploded in his mind. Jing Nuo was so shocked by the sudden change that he accidentally kicked off the camera line.

The screen suddenly turned black, leaving only the scrolling barrage.

[Pfft ha ha ha ha, look at it and scare the child! ! ! 】

【good!This time has profoundly told us a truth, as long as we are not embarrassed, the embarrassing one is the little anchor! !Isn't it just stepping on two boats? ! 】

【yes!Isn't it just that the two boats that are pedaling are actually one? ! 】

【yes!Isn't it just saying in front of your boss every day that I love my brother so much, don't you come to harass me again? ! 】

【yes!Isn't it just turning on the voice changer in front of my brother every day, acting like a baby, and rolling around like a dragon?What's the matter? !Afraid of something small! 】

Jing Nuo looked at the group of fans in the live broadcast room who didn't think it was a big deal and just wanted to throw a blame in the past!

Didn't you all say that you are not as good as Z at the beginning?How come it's all my fault now? !

Just as Jing Nuo was about to tap the keyboard frantically, he suddenly realized that he was indeed the only one who did this from the beginning to the end.

Turn on the voice changer and pretend to be cute and call him brother...

Every day Sapo rolls around and says he wants to marry the other party...

Still blindly jealous and angry to be someone else's little wife...

...Jing Nuo looked up at the ceiling...

Fuck... is this really what he did?

Why does it feel so dreamy...he must be dreaming, right? ?

This is a nightmare where Z and Yi Gu Qingcheng appear at the same time!As long as he wakes up, everything will return to its original position!A look at Qingcheng is still a look at Qingcheng, and Z is still Z!

He reached out and pinched his face fiercely, then let out a "hiss".

Fuck, it's not a dream.

"Why can't I see you?"

A man's voice suddenly came from the stereo, as if an ambiguous hole had exploded in the silent room, and the sweet moments of the past could flow out with a slight tug.

Jing Nuo didn't dare to respond, and rubbed his hair frantically.

So what is he doing all this time? ? ?

What on earth was there that he couldn't bear to think about to provoke Yi Gu Qingcheng? ! !

Knowing the wrong person, why not break up in time! ! !

...Oh, I was afraid he would jump off the building...

Jing Nuo rubbed himself back and forth a dozen times, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

Yi Gu Qingcheng is Z.

Yi Gu Qingcheng is Z.

Yi Gu Qingcheng is Z! ! ! !

So Yi Gu Qingcheng already knew that he was a boy, and also knew that he was pretending to be a girl...

But the other party not only did not expose him and stayed away from him, but instead found his live broadcast room, vented his anger for him, gave him gifts, even abandoned his account for him, and even paid a lot of money for him...

But...

He...why would he do that...

The barrage was still scrolling crazily, and Jing Nuo's gaze gradually shifted to the number one position on the contribution list.

The small crown is crookedly worn on Z's head.

The answer is already obvious.

The reason why Yi Gu Qingcheng would do this is that there is only one answer...

He really likes him.

There is no other reason than that.

After all, no man in this world can bear the fact that his online dating girlfriend is actually a boy.

Except really like it.

Suddenly, Jing Nuo suddenly remembered the question he asked that day after he learned that he had mistaken the partner.

"What if I were a boy?"

"Then I admit it too."

Yi Gu Qingcheng had already determined his answer, only he was still in a daze.

After delving into this step, Jing Nuo actually found that he didn't dare to think about it anymore, his heart was beating fast, as if he was going to jump out of the sky in the next moment.

Just as he picked up the water glass to calm down, the sound rang again.

"Nu Nuo."

There was a slight smile in the man's soft voice, "If you don't come out again, I'm going to call the administrator."

Jing Nuo closed his eyes, in extreme embarrassment, he bent down to pick up the thread that he had kicked off, and inserted it back to its original position little by little.

The screen popped up within two seconds, and Jing Nuo didn't dare to look at his own face in the camera, "...I was disconnected just now."

"..."

Well, the reason was so lame that he himself didn't believe it.

"Ok, I know."

Jing Nuo: "..."

Brother, can you stop being so cooperative? ? ?

Ruan Chenzhi looked at the little boy on the screen, couldn't hold back, and curled his lower lip.

His face was flushed, and even his neck was covered with a layer of pink. The other party's skin was too fair, and he probably had a fierce inner struggle just now. , all the way to deeper places.

In fact, he thinks very clearly. In this relationship, he has too many identities. Sooner or later, he will have to explain everything clearly. Today is just the first step. He didn't intend to scare the other party. He said on the Internet, Younger lovers need more care.

only...

Ruan Chenzhi drooped his eyelashes slightly, and pursed his lips.

I didn't expect the little boy's reaction to be so cute.

This is probably the most wonderful part of the relationship.

She wants to take care of him with all her strength, hold him in the palm of her hand and love him a little bit, but she can't help but bully him, seeing how panicked and confused he is because of herself.

God knows how beautiful this scene is.

Jing Nuo clasped the corner of the table, feeling for the first time how troublesome it is to have a long mouth.

Without a mouth, he is just a mute, and he can give full play to his special scene---silence in the face of such a situation where speaking would be embarrassing to death.

But the administrator clearly disagrees.

[Administrator: Kiss (°‵′)!The system has detected that you have been silent for a long time!If this goes on like this, he will be locked up in a dark room!Please manage your time reasonably and cherish your feathers! 】

[Pfft hahahaha the administrator knocked you, son, don't be silent anymore! 】

[Father tells you that people will always encounter various difficulties in their life, and they will not be as good or as bad as imagined!the sun is always behind the storm!At worst, you will be beaten!I believe that your husband will be very light!Son-in-law!I will hand over my child to you today!Because of this, can you forgive me for calling you a dog man last time? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhh grab the administrator's tail!Please don't disturb the couple's large rollover scene! ! !We want to watch an idol drama! ! 】

【Administrator: Okay ヽ(￣▽￣)】

【This word is very smart】

Jing Nuo: "..."

Is now the time to say this? ? ! !

Ruan Chenzhi looked at the little boy's messy hair and smiled lightly: "Why don't you talk?"

Just hearing the voice, Jing Nuo felt as if he just had a heart operation, "No..."

"Hmm." Yi Gu Qingcheng's voice was soft, without the slightest hint of his panic, calmly like a gambler who was sure of winning, "I thought you would have a lot of questions to ask."

Of course there are problems.

Like when did you know?

When did you discover the live broadcast room?

Why didn't you expose him after you found out?

The moment I knew it... how did I feel in my heart, is it like him now... flustered?

Jing Nuo took a deep breath, feeling that he couldn't think about it anymore.

Not only that, these questions can't be asked, the only thing he has to worry about now is the last big event in his life.

Burial or sea burial.

It's best for him to just sleep and not wake up, and have nothing to do with the troubles of this world.

Ruan Chenzhi finally couldn't help laughing when he saw the little boy's expression of death.

"Nu Nuo," he called out.

"I'm here!" Jing Nuo quickly responded, but after the response, he felt that his reaction seemed to be too extreme...

what a shame!

Ruan Chenzhi originally wanted to tease him, but finally couldn't bear it and said, "Hair is messed up."

Only then did Jing Nuo look at himself in the camera.

His face was flushed, and the fur on his head was furry, like a lion cub who had just finished fighting outside, and now came back and waited to be scolded by his mother.

Jing Nuo is sluggish...

Did he talk to Yi Gu Qingcheng for 10 minutes with such a hairstyle? ? ?

Jing Nuo hurriedly lowered his head and stroked back the stupid hairs on the top of his head.

[Fuck I have been brushing for 10 minutes and your head is messed up, so ignore me, once your husband opens his mouth, everything will be solved! 】

【hhhhh baby you are so cute, believe in yourself (*^▽^*)】

After Jing Nuo got her hair done, she slowly raised her head and said tentatively, "Now, are you ready?"

[? ? ? ?sorry who are you asking? ? ? 】

[As an anchor, don't you have a camera or a mirror?Do you have to ask your husband? ? ?Co-authoring your live broadcast is just dressing up for your husband to watch!Co-author father has raised you for so many years and doesn't deserve your interrogative sentence? 】

Jing Nuo looked at the "husband" in the barrage, and just wanted to say a word, but thinking that Gu Qingcheng was there, he endured it and went back.

Wow, I'm really aggrieved.

"Yeah." Yi Gu Qingcheng said, "It's beautiful and cute."

Jing Nuo: "?????"

Do you have questions, have I asked this much?Can you not add drama privately! ! !If you are sponsored, you can add drama! !

Ruan Chenzhi lowered his head and smiled, "Do you really have any questions to ask me?"

Jing Nuo has been numb by teasing, "Oh, I have a question to ask."

The conversation finally got back on track.

"You said."

In the next second, tens of thousands of fans saw their little anchor blushing, and asked his online dating husband calmly, "If one day I broke up with you, would you jump off the building in heartbreak? ?”

The author has something to say: Ed: ? ? ?So this is the security test session?

Ye Zi said: The name Ye/Zai does not fit my western identity ヽ(￣▽￣)? He is very mature!

Lift up the little angels who disappeared in the last chapter, gently~

A person's life will not be as good as imagined, nor will it be as bad as imagined. ---- Maupassant "Life"

Mark it~

Finally, thanks to Digimon’s landmine*2, sss baby’s little rocket, and Qingqing’s landmine*2, bow ing

感谢在2021-05-2922:14:17~2021-05-3022:12:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: sss1;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 44413603, 2 Qing Xiaoxi;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：天天想吃肉、4441360330瓶；皎月落星盘23瓶；一只年20瓶；鲤鱼精10瓶；他警我匪2瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!