The two-year-old boy who is flirting with the Internet is actually my idol

In his heart, Jing Nuo bit Yi Gu Qingcheng into pieces like a tablecloth.

Scumbag!asshole!How to treat a weak girl like this!

You have no heart!

The small characters on the top of the screen only existed for a few seconds before disappearing.

Jing Nuo covered her chest.

Don't be angry, don't be angry!What are you angry with a child!

I rely on me to be a child too!

They're all fucking grown-ups!Why are you pretending to be deep with me!

Jing Nuo took a sip of cold water, instead of watching the barrage mocking him, he began to comfort himself.

There is still progress!

At least the attitude is different.

Anyway, he was invited out of the team, unlike the last time he was kicked directly.

There are two modes for Shengyu to form a team to kick people, one is to directly click the small cross above the teammate's portrait, and the other is to click the please leave the team in the middle of the teammate, which essentially kicks the teammate out, but the displayed text is different.

But Jing Nuo felt that there was really no difference.

He took a deep breath and clicked on WeChat.

[Nuomi: Boss, your little cousin has quite a temper. 】

This time, goose quickly replied to him.

[goose: I was busy with a project last time and didn't see it!You hooked up with my little cousin? ? 】

Jing Nuo: ...

That's the word, okay.

[Nuomi: Well, I came across it by chance in the game. 】

[goose: Yes, yes! !How are you getting along? 】

It's hard to say.

[Nuomi: It's okay, but a little cold. 】

Not only took his dog's life in the game, but also kicked him out of the team again and again.

[goose: Normal, my little cousin was still very good before the second term of middle school, he was also good-looking, and his grades were the first in his class. Many girls were interested in him, but he didn't even like him. 】

So come to the Internet to find it?Then he is really interesting.

[Nuomi: I understand. 】

【goose: Is he mad at you? 】

Yes, I'm almost out of emphysema.

[Glutinous rice: No. 】

[goose: It's okay, it's okay!My little cousin is like this, in the second stage of middle school, he always feels that he is the best, and he is not good enough for anyone, you understand!Come on, come on, come on! 】

[Glutinous rice: OK. 】

I understand his uncle.

After closing the dialog box, Jing Nuo felt a little calmer.

Money is fucking hard to earn.

Just now he almost couldn't help saying to Brother Goose, you really don't have to worry, with your little cousin's personality, no girl will fall in love with him, and he should give up automatically after a long time, don't think too much Too much, live a good life, big brother.

But that's the employer.

Jing Nuonuo's little yellow face smiled.

The phone vibrated.

Jing Nuo looked down.

It was the post he just posted, and someone replied.

[Miss, don't be discouraged!My boyfriend used to be super cold!But most of such people are cold outside and hot inside, as long as you melt his hard shell, there will be a soft heart inside!Boys~~ they all want to be pampered!You have to let him feel your full love!Let him know that a boy like him is truly loved by someone!As long as you have a sincere heart, you are not afraid that things will fail!Come on, young lady!Do not be discouraged! ! 】

Someone below asked how old the girl was.

Jing Nuo looked at it and replied.

【Hey~~ I'm 14 years old this year!The boyfriend is a senior in our high school!Three years older than me]

......Fine.

Jing Nuo thought about his little cousin's age, and clicked on the other's profile picture.

[Private chat, Jimei? qvq]

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"God E, why did you pull the little girl in and kick her?"

Ruan Chen quickly pulled three people, "It was wrong."

"If you make a mistake, you can make it right!" Caramel glanced at the youth training masters in the team, "The little girl is so cute!"

Ruan Chenzhi simply commented, "It's too delicious."

"opened."

A game ended, the others left the team, and the two chatted in the team.

"The one called EOE just now has good skills." Caramel said: "The operation is good, and the consciousness can keep up. You may consider keeping it."

Ruan Chenzhi was noncommittal, and said after a while: "There is a person in the second team whose style is very similar to his, but his operation is better."

This just won't work.

"Then what are you looking for?" Caramel said, "I heard from Jiang Lele that you have already rejected half of this batch of youth trainees."

Ruan Chenzhi frowned, "Why does he tell you everything."

Caramel smiled, "Why, are you still afraid that I will reveal it?"

"Okay, Captain Ruan! I've been training you here for three hours. As for me, although I used to be a member of mon, I only have contact with Kaka now. With all due respect, although the young trainee just now was good, but Compared with my Kaka, it's too far behind."

Kaka, the current captain of the mon team, was taught by Caramel, the world champion, and the operation is naturally inferior to ordinary people.

Just as Ruan Chenzhi was about to start another game, a system message suddenly popped up in the lower right corner.

[User Nuo Nuo Ya placed 20 orders with your .play with you account. If you ignore the message, the system will randomly assign you a team within 24 hours. 】

Ruan Chenzhi:.

The accompanying play system is a part of the game. When it first came out, it was complained by many players.

Different from ordinary companion play software, the system companion play, the buyer places an order for the first time, within 24 hours, if the companion player does not accept the order, it will be automatically matched, and the initial order of the player who has opened the companion play channel cannot be cancelled.

This is so fucked up.

"God E, for the sake of the girl being so infatuated with you, you should just go with it!" Caramel gloated at the side, "The majestic TSC captain Ed is playing as a companion, how much should this game cost!"

Ruan Chenzhi ignored him, and after searching the official website, he confirmed that the order was really non-refundable.

He has been playing this account for a few years, and few people know about it. During this time, he happened to be using Shaolin masters to test new routines. The rank is also high, and the skills of the people who are ranked are also guaranteed. There are many collections of skins that are out of print. , It's a pity to abandon it directly.

"But by the way, when did you start playing with this account?"

Ruan Chenzhi: ...

If he knew, he wouldn't have opened it.

"Then what should we do now?" Caramel said with a smile at the end, "If you want me to say, it's all like this, you just play a game with the little girl, 20 times! You have to go if you want to!"

Ruan Chenzhi:.

Ruan Chenzhi watched it all over the backstage of the game, and finally resigned to his fate.

He gave Caramel the captain position, and said coldly, "Pull people."

Jing Nuo had a serious chat with the 14-year-old girl on the post bar, which benefited a lot.

As a little loli who pursues high-cold boys, first of all, she must have a delicate face, a soft and cute voice, and more importantly, she must have the courage to become more and more courageous and show her grievances and weakness at the right time.

Compared with the real little loli, he is nothing at all!

But looking at the full screen of qaq emoticons and emoticons of cats tilting their heads, he still felt a little headache.

So are all the little lolis so pink now?

Jing Nuo saved all the emoticons and started a game.

He has already placed an order with Yi Gu Qingcheng 20 times, and he has also seen the other party's accompanying game interface, but there is no historical information. He was also one of the victims of Shengyu's fucking accompanying system.

The most critical round of the promotion match, he was directly pulled by the system to the scrap iron players, not to mention all kinds of reverse q lost, and he was terrified of talking. After that round, he directly closed the companion channel. Money, or the cute water friends in the live broadcast room.

And now, finally, it was his turn to torture others.

The initial order cannot be refunded no matter what, and Yi Gu Qingcheng doesn't want to accept his order unless he abandons the account.

But looking at his aloof appearance in the second stage of middle school, he is absolutely reluctant to bear the honor of being the number one Shaolin master in the national server.

The most is to wait for 24 hours, anyway, he is not losing money.

After the game ended, Jing Nuo went to the bathroom.

When I came back, the barrage was full.

【My son, your man is here to find you! ! ! ! !Hurry up and pick up the guests! 】

[Ah ah ah! ! ! !Is the anchor going to start a sweet love? ! 】

Jing Nuo sat down, puzzled, "What's wrong?"

As soon as the voice fell, the team invitation message popped up.

【Tang invites you to join his team】

Seeing the familiar id, Jing Nuo immediately agreed.

Someone in the team spoke first, "Hi, how are you, little sister."

"Hey! Hello!"

The voice changer was ready a long time ago, and Jing Nuo greeted with a choked voice.

Build a good relationship with brother Gao Leng's friends!It's the first step to take him down!

Yi Gu Qingcheng remained silent, but this did not affect Jing Nuo.

"Brother!" Jing Nuo imitated Little Lolita's method, "I finally caught you! Hehe~!"

The horn behind Gu Qingcheng's ID flashed.

It wasn't that he said, he was almost in the shadow of this account, and always felt that he would be kicked out of the team in the next second.

"opened."

The strange male voice passed through the earphones and fell on the ear, Jing Nuo's heart beat.

Damn, this little kid has a nice voice?

Just not fucking like a brat.

He himself thought it sounded good, and Jing Xiaoluoli couldn't lag behind, so he pressed the mic, "Wow Ka Ka Ka ah ah~ Brother's voice is so good! My ears are going to pass out!"

Caramel couldn't help laughing over there, "God E, this little girl is really infatuated with you. I didn't say that, she's really cute."

He said while frantically probing, "To be honest, girls like this are rare now. Some time ago, the mid laner of the QIE team was hacked by his online dating girlfriend, and their team executives spent money to suppress the matter. Yes, I heard that the little boy bought a lot of skins for his girlfriend, as well as various holiday gifts, tsk tsk, and finally ended up with such a result, it is really miserable, unlike our team! Good boy It's so soft, and I'm so willing to place an order for you, really, you should think about it."

Ruan Chenzhi was annoyed by his nagging, cut the wheat and said: "She is so nice, then you talk to her, and then I will also pick you out, and if you don't guarantee it at the end of the day, you will be publicly punished."

"I'm serious!" Caramel said enthusiastically, "It's really easy to find a girl like this now. To tell you the truth, if this girl wasn't your fan, I would have already started chasing her."

Suddenly there was an application to join the team in the lower right corner, and Ruan Chenzhi rejected it without even looking at it. The little loli in the team was still spinning and jumping around him. He pulled his lips and said coldly: "Oh, Then you chase."

The author has something to say:

man!You will regret this!