Your Majesty, You Can't

Facing this box full of jade props, He Lan's heart was very complicated.

It's so complicated that he can't wait to grab an 18cm piece of jade and smash it on the face of the handsome man of the former prime minister, then grab him by the collar and shout at him: "Where is the original diary hidden! Hurry up and hand it over, bastard!" ! Who wants to see a box of your collection!"

This place is really too unfriendly to travelers QvQ.

He Lanzhi took a deep breath, closed his eyes and silently recited "Out of sight is the net" three times in his heart, then quickly closed the lid and pushed him back under the bed.

He has promised to give an account to the emperor tomorrow, he can't waste any more time on this pile of fun props, he has to hurry to search for other hidden places that might contain diaries.

He Lanzhi racked his brains to search all kinds of corners in the bedroom, but unfortunately he only found a few keys to the vault in the end, and nothing else.

That is to say, apart from the diary that he has read, there is no other information that records useful information.

The Ring of Helan looked at the numbered keys with arms folded and sighed, "Although I found something very good...but what's the use of the vault key now!"

If he can't get along in front of the little emperor tomorrow, maybe he will chop off his head and kick him as a ball when he is happy, then he really has money but has no life to spend.

Just when he was having a headache, there was a knock on the door of "Tuk Tuk Tuk" suddenly.

"Who is coming?"

"My lord, the servant girl is here to serve you for supper."

A melodious and melodious female voice came from outside the door, like the voice of a warbler and a swallow, so graceful that it makes one's bones crumble.

He Lanzhi raised his eyes to look at the night outside the window, it was already the willow branches on the moon, and he was indeed hungry, so he quickly packed up the keys to the vault, sat upright and said, "Come in."

By the way, how many beauties are there in the prime minister's mansion, even the voice of delivering a supper can be so nice.

The graceful maidservant pushed open the wooden door, and a pair of snow-white feet without embroidered shoes entered the room first.

He Lanzhi was slightly taken aback, how clean is the floor of the Xiangfu?Don't little girls need to wear shoes?

But He Lanzhi soon understood the reason why people don't need to wear shoes, because the girl didn't even wear clothes!

As the door was closed, the figure of the maid came into He Lan's eyes.The delicate body is graceful, the slenderness is delicate, and there is only a small amount of cloth that can cover up the white body.

The graceful and beautiful maid walked slowly towards the Prime Minister who was sitting in front of the table with the food box, knelt down and said, "My lord, the maid is here to feed you for supper."

He Lanzhi, who has been single for many years, can't bear it. His handsome face was flushed with shame, and he didn't know where to put his eyes. He wandered randomly on the bedroom decoration, "No need to feed. Just put your things down and go back. Remember to get dressed."

When the girl heard He Lanzhi's words, tears fell down her cheeks, and she kowtowed repeatedly: "The servant girl did not serve her properly, and made your lord displeased, please forgive me..."

"It's not your fault," He Lanzhi helplessly stood up to support the maidservant, rubbing her hand against her, and comforted her in embarrassment and shame, "Stop kowtowing to me, anyway, go back and get dressed first."

It's easy to be kowtowed at every turn, girl.

"Thank you, my lord..."

"No problem, let's go back." He Lanzhi waved his hand, "Don't dress like this next time, do you understand?"

The maid nodded with tears in her eyes, "Your servant will leave."

"Hmm. One more thing." He Lanzhi seemed to be thinking of something, and called out to the figure who was about to open the door. "After you get dressed, ask someone to bring the history books of the current dynasty to the bedroom. Do you understand?"

The maid bowed and saluted, "Yes. Sir, please wait a moment."

After finishing speaking, she opened the door and left.The huge bedroom became a space for He Lan to be alone again.

"This prime minister actually made the girl delivering supper dressed like this, tsk tsk tsk, it's too indecent. Fortunately, I'm determined, I'm not a beast, no matter what happens, I won't mess with other girls... "

He Lanzhi stretched out his trousers, wanting to comfort the child he had endured for a long time, but instead of the expected touch, it was limp, and no matter how he touched it, there was no response.

He Lanzhi looked at the Erliang Jun in his trousers in horror. The other party was very mischievous and did not show any sign of raising his head, hanging limply in his trousers.

And this kind of symptom is called erectile dysfunction in medicine, and it is collectively called ED in the world—also commonly known as impotence.

He Lanzhi felt a chill in his heart, and felt as if something had slipped through the corner of his eyes, making them wet.

What kind of evil did he do? It's fine to pretend to be a corrupt official and prime minister who does all kinds of evil, but this bastard is still a fucking impotent man!

He really wanted to pinch Prime Minister Yuan's neck and ask the other party: "You are impotent, why do you need so many men and women to pet you!! I will always be the one who gets tricked!!"