Your Majesty, You Can't
Chapter 250 - The Finale
Lips and tongue rubbed together, body fluid exchanged, all these scenes stimulated Daniel's nerves, stimulated his lost heart in the pursuit of Helan's failure, and stimulated him almost to the point where his consciousness no longer existed.
He watched as He Lanzhi struggled a little, and then, as if giving up, he no longer pushed Zhao Yin away with his hands on Zhao Yin's shoulders, but accepted the young emperor's domineering and unreasonable kiss by default. .
It wasn't until he witnessed the end of the kiss between the monarch and his subjects that Daniel recovered from his disbelief, "Prime Minister Helan, you...you are really..."
"Yes..." He Lanzhi covered his blushing face and nodded in embarrassment, "As you can see..."
"I told you a long time ago, don't play with him." Zhao Yin raised a victorious smile, put away the gold foil umbrella calmly, and handed it to the Western Prince in front of him again, "He will never be your people."
Daniel's brain was in chaos, and he couldn't even form a complete Chinese sentence in his mouth, so he could only point to He Lan's way incoherently: "He, he, he..."
"Hebelongstome." Zhao Yin smiled and declared his sovereignty, and said to Daniel who was shocked again in a correct Oxford accent, "And—Foreve."
"Your relationship...it's like this..." Daniel seemed to have been drained of all his strength, and he hung his head in a daze and muttered, "It really corresponds to the Chinese saying 'you can't see Mount Tai'... I have long I should have thought of it...but how could this be..."
Seeing Daniel's precarious appearance, the blond earl stepped forward to hold his prince in time to remind him, "Your Highness, it's time for us to set off."
"Yeah...we should leave. What doesn't belong to me will never belong to me. I should realize it." Daniel braced himself up and waved goodbye to the people of this black-haired country, "Goodbye, Your Majesty the Emperor With fellow ministers, I will always remember this year in Dazhou."
"I wish you a smooth journey."
All the courtiers also bowed and saluted to bid farewell to this Western mission that traveled thousands of miles to study.
He Lanzhi watched the back of Daniel and his mission as they left, and suddenly, as if thinking of something, he turned around and asked the young emperor beside him, "When did Xiaoyin learn foreign language?"
Hearing He Lanzhi's question, Zhao Yin remembered that because he couldn't understand foreign language, he could only let Daniel speak foreign language to He Lanzhi, and he couldn't tell if there was any private stuff mixed in.Except for what He Lanzhi told him, he had no way of knowing what Daniel had said.
Zhao Yin was naturally unwilling to suffer in this passive state, so after going to court every day, he specially found a Western envoy to learn some foreign language in private.
Of course, he would never tell He Lanzhi that the pronunciation of the phrase "he belongs to me forever" is the result of several months of practice.
"I just learned it in the past few months." Zhao Yin snorted a little arrogantly, "Don't think that you and him can understand foreign language, I can understand it now. Well, we should go too."
"where to?"
"Of course I'm going back to my bedroom." Zhao Yin raised his eyebrows as a matter of course, then leaned down, and whispered in He Lanzhi's ear, who was gradually blushing, "How much courtship did this Western prince tell you?" If so, tonight on the dragon bed, you have to come with me one by one."
"Your Majesty, it is absolutely impossible!"
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Extra episode 1 - The story of time travel
A strange thing happened in the capital recently, and even He Lanzhi, who didn't care much about gossip, heard about it.
It is said that this matter started from the house of General Su. Recently, the middle and upper classes in the capital have caused a lot of trouble because of this matter. Even the noble ladies who do not leave the door and do not leave the house have heard of this strange event. .
The Seventh Miss of the Su family, Su Zhirou, had a drastic change in temperament because of a fall into the water, as if she had changed completely.The original gentle and generous personality is gone, replaced by a lively and active Ms. Su.
To say that it's just a change of temper, it's not a big deal.But this Miss Su Zhirou not only didn't know anyone around her after waking up, she even didn't know the most basic common sense - what dynasty and generation it is now, this matter couldn't help but make people curious.
Among them, Mrs. Su was most worried.
Mrs. Su watched helplessly as her youngest daughter, whom she had carefully nurtured for 16 years, became like this overnight. Not only did she lead the maid up and down the mansion like a wild monkey every day, but she also often said some strange words without any restraint. The madam was so anxious that she shed tears every day, always feeling that her daughter was possessed by a monkey spirit.
It is said that Mrs. Su has been around the capital these days asking about her daughter's situation, whether she should find a monkey juggler to treat her, or an exorcist Taoist priest to drive away the dirty things.
In fact, only a few families who had a good relationship with General Su's family knew about this matter, but it was the changed Ms. Su who did something shocking to the world, which caused a sensation in the entire capital.
Su Zhirou disguised herself as a man and went to a brothel as a client!
It's enough just to be a prostitute, but I haven't brought enough money!
It's fine if you don't bring enough money, but you even declared yourself as the seventh miss of the Su family, and voluntarily signed up to go to the brothel to be the top oiran to pay off the debt!
Because this incident sounded too weird, it became so commonplace that everyone in the upper class of the capital knew it.
When he heard about this for the first time, even Prime Minister He Lan, who had always been indifferent and gentle, couldn't help being taken aback.
Of course, others were shocked by Miss Su's absurd behavior, but the reason for his surprise, He Lanzhi, was completely different from others.
Ever since he heard "Miss Su Jiaqi fell into the water and lost her memory, she couldn't remember her name or dynasty", he knew that he had encountered the same kind.
This Miss Su is definitely a time-traveling girl!
Different from his kind of time traveler who is very low-key in order to save his life, the things that this Su girl is doing now are very eye-catching, and can almost be called the textbook version of the time-traveling heroine.
Amnesia after falling into the water, assisted by maidservants, women disguised as men to go to brothels, and after visiting brothels to be the top spot, ten time-travel novels and eight of them all have these plots. He Lanzhi knew without even thinking that a little girl who hadn't experienced time-traveling must have time-traveled.
It's just that General Su, who unfortunately became a father, was planning to invite He Lanzhi to his old man's [-]th birthday banquet, but when he heard the news that Su Zhirou was going to be the top card in the brothel, he was so angry that he almost couldn't catch his breath. Judging by that posture, it is estimated that a cerebral hemorrhage is about to occur.
He Lanzhisheng was afraid that the old general would just pass by, so he hurriedly supported him and gave him a break, "Is General Su alright?"
"Thank you...Master Helan...I'm fine..." General Su straightened up tremblingly, holding He Lanzhi's wrist as if grabbing a life-saving straw, and said, "cough cough cough...the old man has a problem." Please, my lord..."
He Lanzhi hurriedly said: "Please tell me, please tell me."
"I can't show my body anymore, so I have no choice but to ask you to take my ridiculous daughter out of Huajie and Liuxiang... Cough cough cough cough... I will return the silver owed by the little girl to you later..." General Su was weak She pleaded earnestly, "Don't let her embarrass the Su family again!"
"General Su, please don't worry." He Lanzhi patted the old man's back reassuringly, "I'm going here now, and I will definitely return to Zhao."
Extra Story 2 - Molested
Seeing Lao Jiangjun's pleading, He Lanzhi couldn't bear to shirk it, and after quickly agreeing to the other party, he hurried out of the palace gate and drove to Huajie in the north of the city.
Hearing that the destination was the place where the Prime Minister hadn't visited the fireworks in ten years, the driver who drove the car was stunned for a moment and then smiled knowingly, "Okay, Lord Helan."
Su Nuo who was waiting beside He Lanzhi couldn't help frowning, he hadn't heard the Prime Minister mention that place for nearly ten years, why did he suddenly want to go to the brothel today?
Is the adult going to degenerate back to his former annoying appearance?
Thinking of this, Su Nuo felt that his chest was suffocating, "Master Helan, you..."
"I was entrusted to redeem someone." Seeing Su Nuo's hesitant expression, He Lanzhi immediately knew that the child must be thinking about something else, "Don't think too much, I don't have any right now." That interest."
"This subordinate doesn't mean that..."
He Lanzhi looked helplessly at the young guard who was in a hurry to defend himself, and waved his hand to signal him not to say any more.
Su Nuo's obviously relieved look, needless to say, he must have thought so in his heart.
In other words, it has been more than ten years since he traveled through the past. Could it be that the former prime minister's licentious appearance can't be changed?
He Lanzhi was a little depressed.
But thanks to the coachman's familiarity with brothels, he didn't have much time to satisfy He Lanzhi's depression, so General Su asked him to go to the brothel to redeem people.
"Look at this!! Look at this!! Who is our family looking forward to!!"
As soon as He Lanzhi got off the carriage, he heard a scream of surprise, which almost shocked He Lanzhi so much that he almost shrank back into the carriage.
Oncoming is a gorgeous and beautiful woman who still has a charm, with a slim waist and plump breasts and fat buttocks.Even though there were signs of age on her face, she still couldn't hide her graceful demeanor, which shows what kind of beauty she was at that time.
"Master Xiang~ I haven't seen you for several years~" the beautiful woman said coquettishly, "Did you not miss him after all these years?"
Before the other party got close, there was a strong fragrance of makeup and powder, which made He Lanzhi take a step back, and frowned in displeasure.
"Don't get close to Lord Helan!" Su Nuo scolded in a low voice, protecting Helanzhi behind his back with one hand, and stopped the woman with heavy makeup with the other, "What are you doing!"
"What are you doing? Naturally, I am entertaining Lord Helan!" The woman slightly raised her eyebrows, "She is a bawd, so she must treat this distinguished guest, Lord Helan well."
Su Nuo scolded with a tense face: "My adults are not here to have fun!"
"I said handsome young man, you have come here with the adults, so don't be so serious." The madam leaned limply on Su Nuo's muscular chest, "Why don't you also have fun with Lord Helan? happy?"
"Nonsense... nonsense!!" Su Nuo pushed the madam away, blushing and shouting loudly, "How can you do this as a woman!! It's too outrageous!!"
"Buddhist, I have something important to come today, don't tease my guards." He Lanzhi frowned and ordered the old bustard not to act recklessly, even his usual warm expression became cold, "I heard that you are here A newcomer. A girl called Sue, isn't she?"
"Master Xiang also heard about it?" The madam covered her lips with a silk handkerchief and chuckled, "This girl is amazing, Master Xiang wants to call her name?"
"No." He Lanzhi said blankly, "I want to redeem her."
Extra Story 3-Persuading People to Be Good
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"I want to redeem her."
Hearing He Lanzhi's expressionless expression, the bustard who was originally full of spring froze her smile in an instant.
If the prime minister came to see Su Zhirou's beauty, she would certainly welcome it, but if she wanted to buy Miss Su, it would be difficult for her to accept.
As the saying goes, cutting off a person's wealth is like killing one's parents. Prime Minister He Lan's words undoubtedly caused her, who regards money as her life, to suffer pain like cutting flesh.
Su Zhirou is the number one oiran she has just picked up recently. Apart from holding the guzheng and singing a few times, she has not made her official debut for the guests to see, how can she be redeemed by someone!
As the Seventh Miss of the General's family, it was not easy for Su Zhirou to voluntarily stay in her brothel.She is good at singing and dancing and is a lady of the family. Her face is half-hidden by green gauze, and because of this layer of identity and mystery, countless guests still flock to her even if she is performing arts and not selling herself.
Thanks to her, the running water in the brothel has improved a lot these days, even if Prime Minister He Lan asked to redeem someone by name, the old bustard was very reluctant.
But she can't afford to offend a dignitary like the prime minister...
"My lord, what you said is really..." Bustard pulled her lips and smiled in embarrassment, "My lord wants to redeem Miss Su, you have to see Miss Su's wishes, don't you? It's good for me to entertain Miss Su here to listen to her singing and playing the piano There are so many people, she may not be willing."
He Lanzhi raised his eyebrows and asked, "What does she sing? What does she play?"
"A water melody song." The old bustard pursed her lips and said quite proudly, "The most widely sung song in the capital recently is Miss Su's "When Will the Bright Moon Come?" Besides, Miss Su also sang A kind of dessert called Egg Tart has been made, which has caught the stomachs of many guests who came to listen to the music.”
He Lanzhi couldn't help but support his forehead when he heard the old bustard's words, and he could even make egg tarts. This sister Su is indeed a time-traveling girl... How many years have passed, and there are still people who are time-traveling using this Song Ci, I don't know what Su Shi's old man thinks about the spirit of the sky.
"Why don't Lord Helan make a decision after listening to her song today?"
"Don't listen, I already know." He Lanzhi waved his hand, "Take me in, I want to have a few words with her."
Seeing that He Lanzhi was so determined, the old bustard stopped saying anything, and led the prime minister into the elegant seat of the brothel, then raised her hand to call for the beautiful woman in a red dress, and asked her to pour a glass of flower wine.
"This is Miss Su's former oiran lady, called Yu Yang." The old bustard rolled up the black hair of the woman serving wine that was hanging on Bai Su's chest, "My lord hasn't been here for a while, so you probably haven't seen her? Miss Su has a literary talent, but she also sings very beautifully..."
"I don't have any interest in this area anymore. Bustard doesn't need to introduce me like this." He Lanzhi smiled slightly, and interrupted with gentle but straightforward words, "Just bring Miss Su, I want to be with her Say something."
Hearing that He Lanzhi insisted on letting Su Zhirou come, the beauty called Yu Yang couldn't help but tighten her fingers holding the wine vessel, a look of unwillingness flashed across her face.
Another one!Another one!They are all here to find that Su Zhirou!Don't you know how to sing "When Will the Bright Moon Come?"Sing a few more songs if you have the ability!
The old bustard saw Yu Yang's expression was uneasy and he was still holding the handle of the wine, fearing that the prime minister would be in a hurry, so he hurriedly urged: "What are you still doing in a daze, Master Helan called Miss Su by name, why don't you hurry up and invite her here."
Yu Yang almost gritted her teeth, but as a little prostitute, she had no choice but to lower her head and invite a new oiran lady.
He Lanzhi only waited in the private seat for a while, then heard the sound of the door being opened, looked up, and saw a girl covered in tulle came in.
"I'm Su Zhirou. I heard that someone is looking for me?" the girl asked, her voice was clear and bright like a gurgling spring.Only a pair of black pupils exposed above the veil are radiant, really moving.
Su Zhirou's gaze slowly swept across the faces of everyone present, until she reached He Lanzhi in the innermost seat, her gaze stopped.
Immediately afterwards, his eyes shone like wolves!
Seeing this light, He Lanzhi suddenly became a little frightened, because Zhao Yin's eyes were not so naked when he took off his clothes, and the girl looked like she was going to jump on him at any moment!
Seeing this, Su Nuo moved his body calmly, as if he wanted to use his body to block Su Meizi's eyes, but unexpectedly, the wolfish girl didn't even look at Su Nuo, and ran straight to He Lan side.
Seeing Su Zhirou lose her composure for the first time, the bustard felt a little uneasy, "Zhirou..."
Su Meizi didn't seem to understand what the old bustard meant, but tugged on the other side's brocade sleeve and asked in a low voice: "Buddhist, who is this little brother?"
"This is Lord Helan. My lord wants to talk to you alone. Zhirou wants to answer carefully, so I will avoid it first."
Seeing that the madam retreated very sensibly, only he, Su Nuo, and Su Zhirou, a little girl, were left in the same room.
"Cough, cough, cough," He Lanzhi coughed a few times to cover up his embarrassment, "I heard that Miss Su is unparalleled in beauty, and today I saw her as she is extraordinary."
IX. UY "Oh, Master Helan is too polite~ I'm only 14 years old, maybe I will be more beautiful in the future~~~~"
Although Su Zhirou's voice was pleasant to hear, coupled with the wavy sound of Mary Su's sister, He Lanzhi still couldn't help but get goosebumps.
The task given to him by Old General Su is really a test of endurance...
"I came to see Miss Su this time because I hope that Miss Su will agree to be redeemed by me and return to the Su family." He Lanzhi patiently and slowly persuaded, "Miss Su is fourteen years old, and she is still very young. She is a lady, so it is really not suitable to stay here."
"Hmm~" Su Meizi responded delicately, blinking at He Lanzhi with her big shiny eyes.
"Ms. Su has such a talent. Instead of being buried in the brothel, it would be better to shine at the old general Su's birthday banquet. I also hope that Ms. Su agrees to redeem her body and continue to be the daughter of the Su family."
"Hmm~~ What should I do~~"
"Miss Su's family is very worried about you. Parents feel very uncomfortable seeing Miss Su here." The more He Lanzhi said, the more he felt like a client who had finished prostitution and persuaded others to be good. Unable to persuade this kind of method, she made up her mind to use Su Meizi's ultimate move, "Miss Su's appearance is very talented, presumably in a few years there will be young talents coming to Su's family to propose marriage, Miss Su's stunning beauty is being recognized in this place." It's heartbreaking and jealous for other men to see it. Let's go home, shall we?"
"Really~" Su Meizi said coquettishly, "Little brother Helan likes me so much...then there is nothing I can do, I will go with you~~"
He Lanzhi let out a long breath, finally persuaded people.
The matter of bargaining with the old bustard is easy to solve. Thanks to the blessing of the former prime minister, there are not many other things in the Helan mansion, and there are countless gold and silver treasures.If there is a Forbes wealth list in the capital, he, He Lanzhi, will be ranked second, and no one dares to be ranked first.
Even if it was a sky-high ransom, he would still be able to pay it, not to mention that old General Su would reimburse him, everything that followed would not be a problem.
It's a pity that He Lanzhi hadn't had time to take a sip of tea in the brothel to take a break, and what followed was another shocking news——
The news that he came to the brothel secretly leaked out at some point, and the young emperor who heard the news came over aggressively! !
Extra Story 4-Tsundere Jealousy Is Interesting
The young emperor was originally correcting the memorials calmly in the imperial study, but when he heard the report from the secret guards he sent to protect He Lanzhi, saying that the prime minister sneaked to the brothel behind his back, his veins burst out on the spot, and he was so angry that he tore a piece of paper. This memorial.
The new eunuch next to Mo Mo had never seen the young emperor get so angry, his legs trembled in fright, and he knelt tremblingly, not even daring to swallow his saliva.
"He's really capable?! Now he dares to carry me to such a place." Zhao Yin gritted his teeth and slapped the memorial that had been torn in half on the table, "Show me the drive! Go to You Guo in the north of the city!"
The palace servants who had received the imperial order hurriedly withdrew, not daring to delay for a moment to prepare the chariots and horses for the emperor's private visit.Although it was wrong for the emperor to go to Huajie, but under the emperor's anger, these slaves did not dare to talk too much, so they had to do as the emperor said.
This is great, the emperor didn't even approve the memorial, and took the royal guards to kill Huajie in one go, directly blocking the prime minister's family car at the entrance of Liuxiang.
"All the people in the carriage come down!" the chief guard beside Zhao Yin shouted.
The coachman had never seen the imperial guards before, so he naturally didn't know that the other party was following the order of the current emperor, so he thought it was some kind of menacing troublemaker.But no matter how arrogant the other party is, when he thought of the prime minister sitting in the carriage behind him, the driver put away his whip, put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "If you dare to stop our car, you know who is inside?" Who is the person?!"
"No matter who is inside, if you don't come out, don't blame us for being rude!"
Hearing the noise coming from outside the car, Su Nuo frowned slightly, cupped his fists and asked He Lanzhi for instructions: "My lord, please allow me to go out and find out."
He Lanzhi glanced at Su Meizi who seemed to be a little frightened, nodded and told Su Nuo: "Go and come back quickly, try to resolve it peacefully, and don't use force."
Su Nuo responded yes, jumped out of the carriage, and began to chat with the other side's forces in a serious manner.It was normal at first, but within three sentences, the voice of the conversation turned into the sound of close combat and sword fighting.
"I told him not to use force, why did I still use this trick..." He Lanzhi sighed while holding his forehead.It's been so many years, Su Nuo is still impulsive, he said he should talk to others well, and make money with kindness.
Suddenly, the sound of ping-pong-pong outside stopped.He Lanzhi's eyelids twitched, and his instinctive reaction told him that something very bad was going to happen next.
"Have you lost your guts? How dare you secretly find a woman?!"
He only heard a low voice full of anger coming from outside, and He Lanzhi watched Zhao Yin lift the curtain of the carriage, and blocked him against the wall of the carriage before he jumped out of the window to escape, "The one who is looking for is still This little girl with no breasts?!"
"Who said I have no breasts!" Su Meizi exploded when she heard this, and almost jumped out of her seat in anger, "He is developing, do you understand! When you come up, look at his chest first, what a hooligan ! Dirty thoughts!"
When Zhao Yin was scolded like this since he was a child.Even during the time when he was treated as a puppet emperor when he was young, no one would dare to scold him in front of him.
During the private visit of Weifu, someone actually yelled at him. If this kind of rude person does not teach him a lesson, what is the dignity of the emperor!
"Slowly, slowly! Don't be angry...you calm down, you calm down..." He Lanzhi saw that the situation was about to develop out of control, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop Zhao Yin, and explained softly in his ear, "This person is General Su's daughter. She was left in a brothel because she didn't bring enough money when she went out. After hearing this, the old man was so angry that he almost had a stroke. He is still lying on the bed. I just want to help , redeem Miss Su for him, and bring her back."
Zhao Yin raised his eyebrows, and asked He Lanzhi in a low voice: "Do you think I will believe it?"
He Lanzhi also became anxious, "I'm telling the truth! You and I...I have to find someone else for whatever I do, I'm crazy!"
It was rare for the gentle and calm prime minister to have such a big reaction. He almost expressed his feelings for Zhao Yin in front of Su Zhirou. When he realized what he wanted to blurt out just now, the beautiful prime minister couldn't help but blushed and was quite annoyed. He glanced at the adult emperor carefully.
Zhao Yin stared at him for a long time, and the corners of his mouth finally changed from drooping in displeasure to a tight line. It seemed that he had calmed down a lot, and he suppressed himself from laughing happily.
"Forget it." The arrogant emperor finally let go of He Lanzhi, turned to look at Su Zhirou, "For Ah Zhi's sake, I will forgive you this time."
Now that Zhao Yin said so, the matter could have ended here.However, He Lanzhi never expected that Meizi Su would be so hard-boned, she raised her neck and let out a "hum", not buying Zhao Yin's account at all.
She didn't even have the usual waves, so it can be seen that Su Zhirou was really stimulated by the phrase "I don't have any breasts".
Zhao Yin's face suddenly sank, "What's your attitude!"
Su Meizi replied sharply, "Then what's your attitude? What's your temper?"
"Okay, okay, stop arguing..." the peacemaker He Lanzhi persuaded with a headache.
Zhao Yin seemed to be addicted, he didn't even shout at the guards outside, and went directly to the battle to teach Su Zhirou a lesson, like a childish elementary school student, "You swear first, do you want others to greet you with a smile after hearing the scolding? The lady of the Su family has no tutor at all!"
Su Meizi persisted, "It makes you look very educated!"
"Enough! Shut up!" The unbearable He Lanzhi roared, took Zhao Yin with one hand and walked out, "I'm going back."
"Master Helan~~~" Su Meizi called out Jiaodi from behind, "What about him~~~?"
"I will ask the coachman to take Miss Su back to the mansion. See you again if you are destined, and see you later."
After all, He Lanzhi led Zhao Yin out of the carriage without looking back.There was no bloody mess outside as he had imagined. Su Nuo, who he was worried about, was sitting quietly beside the head of the royal guard, holding up the opponent's dagger to learn gestures. The scene was very harmonious, quite like the group of guards in the prime minister's residence The brothers and sisters looked happy.
Seeing the emperor and the prime minister walking out of the carriage, both parties kneeled down and saluted:
"Your Excellency, Your Majesty." "Master."
Zhao Yin responded shallowly, then turned around and gave orders to the coachman in the Prime Minister's Mansion: "After a while, the Prime Minister will follow me, and you send Miss Su back to the General's Mansion."
"Su Nuo." He Lanzhi called out.
"Yes." Su Nuo took a step forward, staring at He Lanzhi's pupils with a tiny star-like light.
"You don't need to follow me today, you can give Miss Su a ride, and then go back home."
The flickering light in Su Nuo's eyes went out instantly, until the head of the guard at the side patted him on the shoulder as comfort, then he clasped his fists and replied: "Yes."
Episode 5 - I owe you old Zhao's family
It has not been long since Miss Su was sent to the general's mansion last time, and General Su's fiftieth birthday is coming.
The birthday banquet is scheduled for a holiday once every ten days.In order to pray for the blessing of the half-hundredth birthday and to show the kindness of the old general, the Su family has been giving porridge to the beggars around for half a month, which is enough to see that General Su attaches great importance to this birthday banquet.
After the old general recovered from his cough, in order to thank Prime Minister He Lan for his kindness in bringing his daughter back to the General's Mansion, he personally visited to thank him and invited the Prime Minister to come to the General's Mansion to attend his half-centenary birthday.
Thinking that there was nothing important to do on the holiday, He Lanzhi nodded and agreed, and by the way, talked about it with the young emperor on the night when all the official duties were finished.
"If you want to go, then I will go too." Zhao Yin put his arms around He Lanzhi's slender waist, and slowly kissed He Lanzhi's fair neck, "If I let my father-in-law go alone, he will be coveted by others." what to do?"
"What nonsense, how can there be so much coveting... huh..." He Lanzhi felt the numbness in his neck, and a slight moan could not help pouring out from his thin lips, "But hasn't the emperor already rejected General Su's invitation? Yet?"
"Although I declined, if I go tomorrow, the old man still has to greet me in person." Zhao Yin sucked a pink mark on He Lanzhi's neck with his lips, "This matter is settled like this." Well, for tomorrow's birthday banquet, then I won't bother you tonight."
When He Lanzhi heard the young emperor's words, he almost stretched out his hand and gave Zhao Yin a slap on the head.
It's not enough to let Zhao Yin eat all the tofu tonight, the original project is the river crab sports!
Nima had already made him unable to walk the night before, so he came again tonight?
Does he, He Lanzhi, owe you the old Zhao family or something? !
Being the prime minister and assisting the emperor in handling government affairs during the day has exhausted him enough, and at night he has to wait on the emperor's bedtime every day!Damn it, the emperor just exhausted him to death!
He Lanzhi rubbed the hickey on his neck, thinking of Zhao Yin's original intention to drain his energy, he said in a nonchalant manner, "Then I should thank Your Majesty for being considerate."
"Why is Zhizhi so angry?" Zhao Yin smiled softly and comforted him, "I finally got to be with you, and the beauty is in my arms. Wouldn't I be a fool if I don't eat?"
He Lanzhi said indignantly: "Eat it dry and wipe it off, you are the only one who will enjoy it!"
Zhao Yin raised his handsome eyebrows, repeated He Lanzhi's words and asked, "Is it just me?"
"..." He Lanzhi became silent, and the roots of his ears began to turn red gradually.
Zhao Yin continued: "Is it what happened last night, and I want you to recall it for you?"
He Lanzhi was awakened by Zhao Yin's words, the unspeakable bedtime memories of last night, his handsome face completely turned red.
"You are too ruthless in handling official documents. Even if you don't sleep, you have to finish the matter. If I don't treat you more ruthlessly in bed, how can I ask you to take time off?"
He Lanzhi couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and suddenly understood the tenderness behind the young emperor's pride...
It turns out that Zhao Yin's intention to have sex for several nights in a row is here.
"Xiaoyin..."
"But Azhi is really alluring, and the ecstasy is unforgettable. If you are not the prime minister, but just a woman in the harem, then I guess I don't even want to go to court, and I will fight with you every day. Future generations will also To say that you are a troublesome beauty."
He Lanzhi: "..."
Even though I was touched just now, how could I be ruined by this kid's coquettish words in an instant...
He also said that since then the king did not go to court early, who doesn't know that he, Zhao Yin, values Jiangshan Sheji more than anything else, so what the hell.
After this kid became an adult, what he said really became more and more muddled.
Extra Story 6-True Fragrance Warning
On the holiday of the tenth day of the Lunar New Year, General Su's birthday banquet arrived as scheduled.
He Lanzhi set off from the prime minister's mansion with gifts, and went to the general's mansion to celebrate his birthday.And in front of Che Yu in the Prime Minister's Mansion, there was a bright yellow sedan chair leisurely leading the way for his sedan chair.
Because the emperor has been diligent and caring for the people these years, the prime minister has assisted well, the whole country has entered a peaceful and prosperous age, and under the condition of ample treasury, the honor guard of the emperor should naturally be full of style.
In front of the emperor's driver, two eunuchs dressed in red cleared the way.They held incense burners in the shape of auspicious beasts in their hands, and the green smoke wafting from the mouths of the beasts filled the whole street with a royal flavor.
Behind the two furnace eunuchs, there were two rows of palace eunuchs following neatly, all holding banner umbrella fans high up, to shade the young emperor on the sedan chair from the sun.
Behind the Emperor Luanjia was a palace band composed of dozens of beauties holding musical instruments. It is said that these people were sent by the emperor to play the birthday song for the Soviet general.
The old general Su heard that the emperor and the prime minister came to the general's mansion in person, and received such a great gift, so he waited at the door early in the morning, and came to pick him up in fear.
Seeing her father's terrified appearance, Miss Su, who was confined at home, couldn't help turning her head to ask the maid who was serving her, "Who is this coming to our house?"
"Miss, you don't know yet, do you? I heard that the emperor and Prime Minister He Lan came to the master's birthday banquet. The ones who can let the master go to greet him in person must be the emperor and the prime minister."
While they were talking, Su Zhirou saw two extravagant men slowly stepping down from the sedan chair one in front of the other.
The man walking in front was wearing a bright yellow robe that looked like a dragon riding on auspicious clouds, which made him handsome, domineering and dignified.The man walking behind him was wearing a dark blue dress. Compared with the former, the latter had a more elegant and gentle temperament, and there was a warm smile on his light-colored thin lips.
"Those two people turned out to be the emperor and the prime minister?!"
Su Zhirou cried out in surprise, she didn't expect that the man who redeemed him in the brothel last time was the current prime minister.What was even more unexpected was that the man who quarreled with her in the street was actually the most honorable person in this country!
"This is my debt of love..." Su Zhirou covered her chest, pretending to shake her head in pain.
A gentle and elegant prime minister said that he would redeem her from the brothel.An emperor is domineering and arrogant. When he saw the prime minister ransom her out, he became so angry that he lost his demeanor. He didn't care about his status as an emperor, and he just started fighting with her in the street.What a proud way to express love!
Both of them are good candidates for her husband, oops, it's so hard to choose between the two~
Just when Su Zhirou was agonizing over who to choose, a call from the side interrupted her thoughts.
"Miss, ma'am."
"Ah?" Su Zhirou suddenly recovered from her troubles, and looked at the maid beside her, "What's wrong?"
The maid said in a low voice: "The emperor and the prime minister have passed away, and the master's birthday banquet is about to begin, let's go too."
Su Zhirou nodded, adjusted her demeanor slightly, walked into the main hall of the banquet guests very dignifiedly, and sat down in the seat belonging to the younger generation of the Su family.
The opening of the birthday banquet starts with the royal court's orchestral music
He watched as He Lanzhi struggled a little, and then, as if giving up, he no longer pushed Zhao Yin away with his hands on Zhao Yin's shoulders, but accepted the young emperor's domineering and unreasonable kiss by default. .
It wasn't until he witnessed the end of the kiss between the monarch and his subjects that Daniel recovered from his disbelief, "Prime Minister Helan, you...you are really..."
"Yes..." He Lanzhi covered his blushing face and nodded in embarrassment, "As you can see..."
"I told you a long time ago, don't play with him." Zhao Yin raised a victorious smile, put away the gold foil umbrella calmly, and handed it to the Western Prince in front of him again, "He will never be your people."
Daniel's brain was in chaos, and he couldn't even form a complete Chinese sentence in his mouth, so he could only point to He Lan's way incoherently: "He, he, he..."
"Hebelongstome." Zhao Yin smiled and declared his sovereignty, and said to Daniel who was shocked again in a correct Oxford accent, "And—Foreve."
"Your relationship...it's like this..." Daniel seemed to have been drained of all his strength, and he hung his head in a daze and muttered, "It really corresponds to the Chinese saying 'you can't see Mount Tai'... I have long I should have thought of it...but how could this be..."
Seeing Daniel's precarious appearance, the blond earl stepped forward to hold his prince in time to remind him, "Your Highness, it's time for us to set off."
"Yeah...we should leave. What doesn't belong to me will never belong to me. I should realize it." Daniel braced himself up and waved goodbye to the people of this black-haired country, "Goodbye, Your Majesty the Emperor With fellow ministers, I will always remember this year in Dazhou."
"I wish you a smooth journey."
All the courtiers also bowed and saluted to bid farewell to this Western mission that traveled thousands of miles to study.
He Lanzhi watched the back of Daniel and his mission as they left, and suddenly, as if thinking of something, he turned around and asked the young emperor beside him, "When did Xiaoyin learn foreign language?"
Hearing He Lanzhi's question, Zhao Yin remembered that because he couldn't understand foreign language, he could only let Daniel speak foreign language to He Lanzhi, and he couldn't tell if there was any private stuff mixed in.Except for what He Lanzhi told him, he had no way of knowing what Daniel had said.
Zhao Yin was naturally unwilling to suffer in this passive state, so after going to court every day, he specially found a Western envoy to learn some foreign language in private.
Of course, he would never tell He Lanzhi that the pronunciation of the phrase "he belongs to me forever" is the result of several months of practice.
"I just learned it in the past few months." Zhao Yin snorted a little arrogantly, "Don't think that you and him can understand foreign language, I can understand it now. Well, we should go too."
"where to?"
"Of course I'm going back to my bedroom." Zhao Yin raised his eyebrows as a matter of course, then leaned down, and whispered in He Lanzhi's ear, who was gradually blushing, "How much courtship did this Western prince tell you?" If so, tonight on the dragon bed, you have to come with me one by one."
"Your Majesty, it is absolutely impossible!"
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Extra episode 1 - The story of time travel
A strange thing happened in the capital recently, and even He Lanzhi, who didn't care much about gossip, heard about it.
It is said that this matter started from the house of General Su. Recently, the middle and upper classes in the capital have caused a lot of trouble because of this matter. Even the noble ladies who do not leave the door and do not leave the house have heard of this strange event. .
The Seventh Miss of the Su family, Su Zhirou, had a drastic change in temperament because of a fall into the water, as if she had changed completely.The original gentle and generous personality is gone, replaced by a lively and active Ms. Su.
To say that it's just a change of temper, it's not a big deal.But this Miss Su Zhirou not only didn't know anyone around her after waking up, she even didn't know the most basic common sense - what dynasty and generation it is now, this matter couldn't help but make people curious.
Among them, Mrs. Su was most worried.
Mrs. Su watched helplessly as her youngest daughter, whom she had carefully nurtured for 16 years, became like this overnight. Not only did she lead the maid up and down the mansion like a wild monkey every day, but she also often said some strange words without any restraint. The madam was so anxious that she shed tears every day, always feeling that her daughter was possessed by a monkey spirit.
It is said that Mrs. Su has been around the capital these days asking about her daughter's situation, whether she should find a monkey juggler to treat her, or an exorcist Taoist priest to drive away the dirty things.
In fact, only a few families who had a good relationship with General Su's family knew about this matter, but it was the changed Ms. Su who did something shocking to the world, which caused a sensation in the entire capital.
Su Zhirou disguised herself as a man and went to a brothel as a client!
It's enough just to be a prostitute, but I haven't brought enough money!
It's fine if you don't bring enough money, but you even declared yourself as the seventh miss of the Su family, and voluntarily signed up to go to the brothel to be the top oiran to pay off the debt!
Because this incident sounded too weird, it became so commonplace that everyone in the upper class of the capital knew it.
When he heard about this for the first time, even Prime Minister He Lan, who had always been indifferent and gentle, couldn't help being taken aback.
Of course, others were shocked by Miss Su's absurd behavior, but the reason for his surprise, He Lanzhi, was completely different from others.
Ever since he heard "Miss Su Jiaqi fell into the water and lost her memory, she couldn't remember her name or dynasty", he knew that he had encountered the same kind.
This Miss Su is definitely a time-traveling girl!
Different from his kind of time traveler who is very low-key in order to save his life, the things that this Su girl is doing now are very eye-catching, and can almost be called the textbook version of the time-traveling heroine.
Amnesia after falling into the water, assisted by maidservants, women disguised as men to go to brothels, and after visiting brothels to be the top spot, ten time-travel novels and eight of them all have these plots. He Lanzhi knew without even thinking that a little girl who hadn't experienced time-traveling must have time-traveled.
It's just that General Su, who unfortunately became a father, was planning to invite He Lanzhi to his old man's [-]th birthday banquet, but when he heard the news that Su Zhirou was going to be the top card in the brothel, he was so angry that he almost couldn't catch his breath. Judging by that posture, it is estimated that a cerebral hemorrhage is about to occur.
He Lanzhisheng was afraid that the old general would just pass by, so he hurriedly supported him and gave him a break, "Is General Su alright?"
"Thank you...Master Helan...I'm fine..." General Su straightened up tremblingly, holding He Lanzhi's wrist as if grabbing a life-saving straw, and said, "cough cough cough...the old man has a problem." Please, my lord..."
He Lanzhi hurriedly said: "Please tell me, please tell me."
"I can't show my body anymore, so I have no choice but to ask you to take my ridiculous daughter out of Huajie and Liuxiang... Cough cough cough cough... I will return the silver owed by the little girl to you later..." General Su was weak She pleaded earnestly, "Don't let her embarrass the Su family again!"
"General Su, please don't worry." He Lanzhi patted the old man's back reassuringly, "I'm going here now, and I will definitely return to Zhao."
Extra Story 2 - Molested
Seeing Lao Jiangjun's pleading, He Lanzhi couldn't bear to shirk it, and after quickly agreeing to the other party, he hurried out of the palace gate and drove to Huajie in the north of the city.
Hearing that the destination was the place where the Prime Minister hadn't visited the fireworks in ten years, the driver who drove the car was stunned for a moment and then smiled knowingly, "Okay, Lord Helan."
Su Nuo who was waiting beside He Lanzhi couldn't help frowning, he hadn't heard the Prime Minister mention that place for nearly ten years, why did he suddenly want to go to the brothel today?
Is the adult going to degenerate back to his former annoying appearance?
Thinking of this, Su Nuo felt that his chest was suffocating, "Master Helan, you..."
"I was entrusted to redeem someone." Seeing Su Nuo's hesitant expression, He Lanzhi immediately knew that the child must be thinking about something else, "Don't think too much, I don't have any right now." That interest."
"This subordinate doesn't mean that..."
He Lanzhi looked helplessly at the young guard who was in a hurry to defend himself, and waved his hand to signal him not to say any more.
Su Nuo's obviously relieved look, needless to say, he must have thought so in his heart.
In other words, it has been more than ten years since he traveled through the past. Could it be that the former prime minister's licentious appearance can't be changed?
He Lanzhi was a little depressed.
But thanks to the coachman's familiarity with brothels, he didn't have much time to satisfy He Lanzhi's depression, so General Su asked him to go to the brothel to redeem people.
"Look at this!! Look at this!! Who is our family looking forward to!!"
As soon as He Lanzhi got off the carriage, he heard a scream of surprise, which almost shocked He Lanzhi so much that he almost shrank back into the carriage.
Oncoming is a gorgeous and beautiful woman who still has a charm, with a slim waist and plump breasts and fat buttocks.Even though there were signs of age on her face, she still couldn't hide her graceful demeanor, which shows what kind of beauty she was at that time.
"Master Xiang~ I haven't seen you for several years~" the beautiful woman said coquettishly, "Did you not miss him after all these years?"
Before the other party got close, there was a strong fragrance of makeup and powder, which made He Lanzhi take a step back, and frowned in displeasure.
"Don't get close to Lord Helan!" Su Nuo scolded in a low voice, protecting Helanzhi behind his back with one hand, and stopped the woman with heavy makeup with the other, "What are you doing!"
"What are you doing? Naturally, I am entertaining Lord Helan!" The woman slightly raised her eyebrows, "She is a bawd, so she must treat this distinguished guest, Lord Helan well."
Su Nuo scolded with a tense face: "My adults are not here to have fun!"
"I said handsome young man, you have come here with the adults, so don't be so serious." The madam leaned limply on Su Nuo's muscular chest, "Why don't you also have fun with Lord Helan? happy?"
"Nonsense... nonsense!!" Su Nuo pushed the madam away, blushing and shouting loudly, "How can you do this as a woman!! It's too outrageous!!"
"Buddhist, I have something important to come today, don't tease my guards." He Lanzhi frowned and ordered the old bustard not to act recklessly, even his usual warm expression became cold, "I heard that you are here A newcomer. A girl called Sue, isn't she?"
"Master Xiang also heard about it?" The madam covered her lips with a silk handkerchief and chuckled, "This girl is amazing, Master Xiang wants to call her name?"
"No." He Lanzhi said blankly, "I want to redeem her."
Extra Story 3-Persuading People to Be Good
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"I want to redeem her."
Hearing He Lanzhi's expressionless expression, the bustard who was originally full of spring froze her smile in an instant.
If the prime minister came to see Su Zhirou's beauty, she would certainly welcome it, but if she wanted to buy Miss Su, it would be difficult for her to accept.
As the saying goes, cutting off a person's wealth is like killing one's parents. Prime Minister He Lan's words undoubtedly caused her, who regards money as her life, to suffer pain like cutting flesh.
Su Zhirou is the number one oiran she has just picked up recently. Apart from holding the guzheng and singing a few times, she has not made her official debut for the guests to see, how can she be redeemed by someone!
As the Seventh Miss of the General's family, it was not easy for Su Zhirou to voluntarily stay in her brothel.She is good at singing and dancing and is a lady of the family. Her face is half-hidden by green gauze, and because of this layer of identity and mystery, countless guests still flock to her even if she is performing arts and not selling herself.
Thanks to her, the running water in the brothel has improved a lot these days, even if Prime Minister He Lan asked to redeem someone by name, the old bustard was very reluctant.
But she can't afford to offend a dignitary like the prime minister...
"My lord, what you said is really..." Bustard pulled her lips and smiled in embarrassment, "My lord wants to redeem Miss Su, you have to see Miss Su's wishes, don't you? It's good for me to entertain Miss Su here to listen to her singing and playing the piano There are so many people, she may not be willing."
He Lanzhi raised his eyebrows and asked, "What does she sing? What does she play?"
"A water melody song." The old bustard pursed her lips and said quite proudly, "The most widely sung song in the capital recently is Miss Su's "When Will the Bright Moon Come?" Besides, Miss Su also sang A kind of dessert called Egg Tart has been made, which has caught the stomachs of many guests who came to listen to the music.”
He Lanzhi couldn't help but support his forehead when he heard the old bustard's words, and he could even make egg tarts. This sister Su is indeed a time-traveling girl... How many years have passed, and there are still people who are time-traveling using this Song Ci, I don't know what Su Shi's old man thinks about the spirit of the sky.
"Why don't Lord Helan make a decision after listening to her song today?"
"Don't listen, I already know." He Lanzhi waved his hand, "Take me in, I want to have a few words with her."
Seeing that He Lanzhi was so determined, the old bustard stopped saying anything, and led the prime minister into the elegant seat of the brothel, then raised her hand to call for the beautiful woman in a red dress, and asked her to pour a glass of flower wine.
"This is Miss Su's former oiran lady, called Yu Yang." The old bustard rolled up the black hair of the woman serving wine that was hanging on Bai Su's chest, "My lord hasn't been here for a while, so you probably haven't seen her? Miss Su has a literary talent, but she also sings very beautifully..."
"I don't have any interest in this area anymore. Bustard doesn't need to introduce me like this." He Lanzhi smiled slightly, and interrupted with gentle but straightforward words, "Just bring Miss Su, I want to be with her Say something."
Hearing that He Lanzhi insisted on letting Su Zhirou come, the beauty called Yu Yang couldn't help but tighten her fingers holding the wine vessel, a look of unwillingness flashed across her face.
Another one!Another one!They are all here to find that Su Zhirou!Don't you know how to sing "When Will the Bright Moon Come?"Sing a few more songs if you have the ability!
The old bustard saw Yu Yang's expression was uneasy and he was still holding the handle of the wine, fearing that the prime minister would be in a hurry, so he hurriedly urged: "What are you still doing in a daze, Master Helan called Miss Su by name, why don't you hurry up and invite her here."
Yu Yang almost gritted her teeth, but as a little prostitute, she had no choice but to lower her head and invite a new oiran lady.
He Lanzhi only waited in the private seat for a while, then heard the sound of the door being opened, looked up, and saw a girl covered in tulle came in.
"I'm Su Zhirou. I heard that someone is looking for me?" the girl asked, her voice was clear and bright like a gurgling spring.Only a pair of black pupils exposed above the veil are radiant, really moving.
Su Zhirou's gaze slowly swept across the faces of everyone present, until she reached He Lanzhi in the innermost seat, her gaze stopped.
Immediately afterwards, his eyes shone like wolves!
Seeing this light, He Lanzhi suddenly became a little frightened, because Zhao Yin's eyes were not so naked when he took off his clothes, and the girl looked like she was going to jump on him at any moment!
Seeing this, Su Nuo moved his body calmly, as if he wanted to use his body to block Su Meizi's eyes, but unexpectedly, the wolfish girl didn't even look at Su Nuo, and ran straight to He Lan side.
Seeing Su Zhirou lose her composure for the first time, the bustard felt a little uneasy, "Zhirou..."
Su Meizi didn't seem to understand what the old bustard meant, but tugged on the other side's brocade sleeve and asked in a low voice: "Buddhist, who is this little brother?"
"This is Lord Helan. My lord wants to talk to you alone. Zhirou wants to answer carefully, so I will avoid it first."
Seeing that the madam retreated very sensibly, only he, Su Nuo, and Su Zhirou, a little girl, were left in the same room.
"Cough, cough, cough," He Lanzhi coughed a few times to cover up his embarrassment, "I heard that Miss Su is unparalleled in beauty, and today I saw her as she is extraordinary."
IX. UY "Oh, Master Helan is too polite~ I'm only 14 years old, maybe I will be more beautiful in the future~~~~"
Although Su Zhirou's voice was pleasant to hear, coupled with the wavy sound of Mary Su's sister, He Lanzhi still couldn't help but get goosebumps.
The task given to him by Old General Su is really a test of endurance...
"I came to see Miss Su this time because I hope that Miss Su will agree to be redeemed by me and return to the Su family." He Lanzhi patiently and slowly persuaded, "Miss Su is fourteen years old, and she is still very young. She is a lady, so it is really not suitable to stay here."
"Hmm~" Su Meizi responded delicately, blinking at He Lanzhi with her big shiny eyes.
"Ms. Su has such a talent. Instead of being buried in the brothel, it would be better to shine at the old general Su's birthday banquet. I also hope that Ms. Su agrees to redeem her body and continue to be the daughter of the Su family."
"Hmm~~ What should I do~~"
"Miss Su's family is very worried about you. Parents feel very uncomfortable seeing Miss Su here." The more He Lanzhi said, the more he felt like a client who had finished prostitution and persuaded others to be good. Unable to persuade this kind of method, she made up her mind to use Su Meizi's ultimate move, "Miss Su's appearance is very talented, presumably in a few years there will be young talents coming to Su's family to propose marriage, Miss Su's stunning beauty is being recognized in this place." It's heartbreaking and jealous for other men to see it. Let's go home, shall we?"
"Really~" Su Meizi said coquettishly, "Little brother Helan likes me so much...then there is nothing I can do, I will go with you~~"
He Lanzhi let out a long breath, finally persuaded people.
The matter of bargaining with the old bustard is easy to solve. Thanks to the blessing of the former prime minister, there are not many other things in the Helan mansion, and there are countless gold and silver treasures.If there is a Forbes wealth list in the capital, he, He Lanzhi, will be ranked second, and no one dares to be ranked first.
Even if it was a sky-high ransom, he would still be able to pay it, not to mention that old General Su would reimburse him, everything that followed would not be a problem.
It's a pity that He Lanzhi hadn't had time to take a sip of tea in the brothel to take a break, and what followed was another shocking news——
The news that he came to the brothel secretly leaked out at some point, and the young emperor who heard the news came over aggressively! !
Extra Story 4-Tsundere Jealousy Is Interesting
The young emperor was originally correcting the memorials calmly in the imperial study, but when he heard the report from the secret guards he sent to protect He Lanzhi, saying that the prime minister sneaked to the brothel behind his back, his veins burst out on the spot, and he was so angry that he tore a piece of paper. This memorial.
The new eunuch next to Mo Mo had never seen the young emperor get so angry, his legs trembled in fright, and he knelt tremblingly, not even daring to swallow his saliva.
"He's really capable?! Now he dares to carry me to such a place." Zhao Yin gritted his teeth and slapped the memorial that had been torn in half on the table, "Show me the drive! Go to You Guo in the north of the city!"
The palace servants who had received the imperial order hurriedly withdrew, not daring to delay for a moment to prepare the chariots and horses for the emperor's private visit.Although it was wrong for the emperor to go to Huajie, but under the emperor's anger, these slaves did not dare to talk too much, so they had to do as the emperor said.
This is great, the emperor didn't even approve the memorial, and took the royal guards to kill Huajie in one go, directly blocking the prime minister's family car at the entrance of Liuxiang.
"All the people in the carriage come down!" the chief guard beside Zhao Yin shouted.
The coachman had never seen the imperial guards before, so he naturally didn't know that the other party was following the order of the current emperor, so he thought it was some kind of menacing troublemaker.But no matter how arrogant the other party is, when he thought of the prime minister sitting in the carriage behind him, the driver put away his whip, put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "If you dare to stop our car, you know who is inside?" Who is the person?!"
"No matter who is inside, if you don't come out, don't blame us for being rude!"
Hearing the noise coming from outside the car, Su Nuo frowned slightly, cupped his fists and asked He Lanzhi for instructions: "My lord, please allow me to go out and find out."
He Lanzhi glanced at Su Meizi who seemed to be a little frightened, nodded and told Su Nuo: "Go and come back quickly, try to resolve it peacefully, and don't use force."
Su Nuo responded yes, jumped out of the carriage, and began to chat with the other side's forces in a serious manner.It was normal at first, but within three sentences, the voice of the conversation turned into the sound of close combat and sword fighting.
"I told him not to use force, why did I still use this trick..." He Lanzhi sighed while holding his forehead.It's been so many years, Su Nuo is still impulsive, he said he should talk to others well, and make money with kindness.
Suddenly, the sound of ping-pong-pong outside stopped.He Lanzhi's eyelids twitched, and his instinctive reaction told him that something very bad was going to happen next.
"Have you lost your guts? How dare you secretly find a woman?!"
He only heard a low voice full of anger coming from outside, and He Lanzhi watched Zhao Yin lift the curtain of the carriage, and blocked him against the wall of the carriage before he jumped out of the window to escape, "The one who is looking for is still This little girl with no breasts?!"
"Who said I have no breasts!" Su Meizi exploded when she heard this, and almost jumped out of her seat in anger, "He is developing, do you understand! When you come up, look at his chest first, what a hooligan ! Dirty thoughts!"
When Zhao Yin was scolded like this since he was a child.Even during the time when he was treated as a puppet emperor when he was young, no one would dare to scold him in front of him.
During the private visit of Weifu, someone actually yelled at him. If this kind of rude person does not teach him a lesson, what is the dignity of the emperor!
"Slowly, slowly! Don't be angry...you calm down, you calm down..." He Lanzhi saw that the situation was about to develop out of control, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop Zhao Yin, and explained softly in his ear, "This person is General Su's daughter. She was left in a brothel because she didn't bring enough money when she went out. After hearing this, the old man was so angry that he almost had a stroke. He is still lying on the bed. I just want to help , redeem Miss Su for him, and bring her back."
Zhao Yin raised his eyebrows, and asked He Lanzhi in a low voice: "Do you think I will believe it?"
He Lanzhi also became anxious, "I'm telling the truth! You and I...I have to find someone else for whatever I do, I'm crazy!"
It was rare for the gentle and calm prime minister to have such a big reaction. He almost expressed his feelings for Zhao Yin in front of Su Zhirou. When he realized what he wanted to blurt out just now, the beautiful prime minister couldn't help but blushed and was quite annoyed. He glanced at the adult emperor carefully.
Zhao Yin stared at him for a long time, and the corners of his mouth finally changed from drooping in displeasure to a tight line. It seemed that he had calmed down a lot, and he suppressed himself from laughing happily.
"Forget it." The arrogant emperor finally let go of He Lanzhi, turned to look at Su Zhirou, "For Ah Zhi's sake, I will forgive you this time."
Now that Zhao Yin said so, the matter could have ended here.However, He Lanzhi never expected that Meizi Su would be so hard-boned, she raised her neck and let out a "hum", not buying Zhao Yin's account at all.
She didn't even have the usual waves, so it can be seen that Su Zhirou was really stimulated by the phrase "I don't have any breasts".
Zhao Yin's face suddenly sank, "What's your attitude!"
Su Meizi replied sharply, "Then what's your attitude? What's your temper?"
"Okay, okay, stop arguing..." the peacemaker He Lanzhi persuaded with a headache.
Zhao Yin seemed to be addicted, he didn't even shout at the guards outside, and went directly to the battle to teach Su Zhirou a lesson, like a childish elementary school student, "You swear first, do you want others to greet you with a smile after hearing the scolding? The lady of the Su family has no tutor at all!"
Su Meizi persisted, "It makes you look very educated!"
"Enough! Shut up!" The unbearable He Lanzhi roared, took Zhao Yin with one hand and walked out, "I'm going back."
"Master Helan~~~" Su Meizi called out Jiaodi from behind, "What about him~~~?"
"I will ask the coachman to take Miss Su back to the mansion. See you again if you are destined, and see you later."
After all, He Lanzhi led Zhao Yin out of the carriage without looking back.There was no bloody mess outside as he had imagined. Su Nuo, who he was worried about, was sitting quietly beside the head of the royal guard, holding up the opponent's dagger to learn gestures. The scene was very harmonious, quite like the group of guards in the prime minister's residence The brothers and sisters looked happy.
Seeing the emperor and the prime minister walking out of the carriage, both parties kneeled down and saluted:
"Your Excellency, Your Majesty." "Master."
Zhao Yin responded shallowly, then turned around and gave orders to the coachman in the Prime Minister's Mansion: "After a while, the Prime Minister will follow me, and you send Miss Su back to the General's Mansion."
"Su Nuo." He Lanzhi called out.
"Yes." Su Nuo took a step forward, staring at He Lanzhi's pupils with a tiny star-like light.
"You don't need to follow me today, you can give Miss Su a ride, and then go back home."
The flickering light in Su Nuo's eyes went out instantly, until the head of the guard at the side patted him on the shoulder as comfort, then he clasped his fists and replied: "Yes."
Episode 5 - I owe you old Zhao's family
It has not been long since Miss Su was sent to the general's mansion last time, and General Su's fiftieth birthday is coming.
The birthday banquet is scheduled for a holiday once every ten days.In order to pray for the blessing of the half-hundredth birthday and to show the kindness of the old general, the Su family has been giving porridge to the beggars around for half a month, which is enough to see that General Su attaches great importance to this birthday banquet.
After the old general recovered from his cough, in order to thank Prime Minister He Lan for his kindness in bringing his daughter back to the General's Mansion, he personally visited to thank him and invited the Prime Minister to come to the General's Mansion to attend his half-centenary birthday.
Thinking that there was nothing important to do on the holiday, He Lanzhi nodded and agreed, and by the way, talked about it with the young emperor on the night when all the official duties were finished.
"If you want to go, then I will go too." Zhao Yin put his arms around He Lanzhi's slender waist, and slowly kissed He Lanzhi's fair neck, "If I let my father-in-law go alone, he will be coveted by others." what to do?"
"What nonsense, how can there be so much coveting... huh..." He Lanzhi felt the numbness in his neck, and a slight moan could not help pouring out from his thin lips, "But hasn't the emperor already rejected General Su's invitation? Yet?"
"Although I declined, if I go tomorrow, the old man still has to greet me in person." Zhao Yin sucked a pink mark on He Lanzhi's neck with his lips, "This matter is settled like this." Well, for tomorrow's birthday banquet, then I won't bother you tonight."
When He Lanzhi heard the young emperor's words, he almost stretched out his hand and gave Zhao Yin a slap on the head.
It's not enough to let Zhao Yin eat all the tofu tonight, the original project is the river crab sports!
Nima had already made him unable to walk the night before, so he came again tonight?
Does he, He Lanzhi, owe you the old Zhao family or something? !
Being the prime minister and assisting the emperor in handling government affairs during the day has exhausted him enough, and at night he has to wait on the emperor's bedtime every day!Damn it, the emperor just exhausted him to death!
He Lanzhi rubbed the hickey on his neck, thinking of Zhao Yin's original intention to drain his energy, he said in a nonchalant manner, "Then I should thank Your Majesty for being considerate."
"Why is Zhizhi so angry?" Zhao Yin smiled softly and comforted him, "I finally got to be with you, and the beauty is in my arms. Wouldn't I be a fool if I don't eat?"
He Lanzhi said indignantly: "Eat it dry and wipe it off, you are the only one who will enjoy it!"
Zhao Yin raised his handsome eyebrows, repeated He Lanzhi's words and asked, "Is it just me?"
"..." He Lanzhi became silent, and the roots of his ears began to turn red gradually.
Zhao Yin continued: "Is it what happened last night, and I want you to recall it for you?"
He Lanzhi was awakened by Zhao Yin's words, the unspeakable bedtime memories of last night, his handsome face completely turned red.
"You are too ruthless in handling official documents. Even if you don't sleep, you have to finish the matter. If I don't treat you more ruthlessly in bed, how can I ask you to take time off?"
He Lanzhi couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and suddenly understood the tenderness behind the young emperor's pride...
It turns out that Zhao Yin's intention to have sex for several nights in a row is here.
"Xiaoyin..."
"But Azhi is really alluring, and the ecstasy is unforgettable. If you are not the prime minister, but just a woman in the harem, then I guess I don't even want to go to court, and I will fight with you every day. Future generations will also To say that you are a troublesome beauty."
He Lanzhi: "..."
Even though I was touched just now, how could I be ruined by this kid's coquettish words in an instant...
He also said that since then the king did not go to court early, who doesn't know that he, Zhao Yin, values Jiangshan Sheji more than anything else, so what the hell.
After this kid became an adult, what he said really became more and more muddled.
Extra Story 6-True Fragrance Warning
On the holiday of the tenth day of the Lunar New Year, General Su's birthday banquet arrived as scheduled.
He Lanzhi set off from the prime minister's mansion with gifts, and went to the general's mansion to celebrate his birthday.And in front of Che Yu in the Prime Minister's Mansion, there was a bright yellow sedan chair leisurely leading the way for his sedan chair.
Because the emperor has been diligent and caring for the people these years, the prime minister has assisted well, the whole country has entered a peaceful and prosperous age, and under the condition of ample treasury, the honor guard of the emperor should naturally be full of style.
In front of the emperor's driver, two eunuchs dressed in red cleared the way.They held incense burners in the shape of auspicious beasts in their hands, and the green smoke wafting from the mouths of the beasts filled the whole street with a royal flavor.
Behind the two furnace eunuchs, there were two rows of palace eunuchs following neatly, all holding banner umbrella fans high up, to shade the young emperor on the sedan chair from the sun.
Behind the Emperor Luanjia was a palace band composed of dozens of beauties holding musical instruments. It is said that these people were sent by the emperor to play the birthday song for the Soviet general.
The old general Su heard that the emperor and the prime minister came to the general's mansion in person, and received such a great gift, so he waited at the door early in the morning, and came to pick him up in fear.
Seeing her father's terrified appearance, Miss Su, who was confined at home, couldn't help turning her head to ask the maid who was serving her, "Who is this coming to our house?"
"Miss, you don't know yet, do you? I heard that the emperor and Prime Minister He Lan came to the master's birthday banquet. The ones who can let the master go to greet him in person must be the emperor and the prime minister."
While they were talking, Su Zhirou saw two extravagant men slowly stepping down from the sedan chair one in front of the other.
The man walking in front was wearing a bright yellow robe that looked like a dragon riding on auspicious clouds, which made him handsome, domineering and dignified.The man walking behind him was wearing a dark blue dress. Compared with the former, the latter had a more elegant and gentle temperament, and there was a warm smile on his light-colored thin lips.
"Those two people turned out to be the emperor and the prime minister?!"
Su Zhirou cried out in surprise, she didn't expect that the man who redeemed him in the brothel last time was the current prime minister.What was even more unexpected was that the man who quarreled with her in the street was actually the most honorable person in this country!
"This is my debt of love..." Su Zhirou covered her chest, pretending to shake her head in pain.
A gentle and elegant prime minister said that he would redeem her from the brothel.An emperor is domineering and arrogant. When he saw the prime minister ransom her out, he became so angry that he lost his demeanor. He didn't care about his status as an emperor, and he just started fighting with her in the street.What a proud way to express love!
Both of them are good candidates for her husband, oops, it's so hard to choose between the two~
Just when Su Zhirou was agonizing over who to choose, a call from the side interrupted her thoughts.
"Miss, ma'am."
"Ah?" Su Zhirou suddenly recovered from her troubles, and looked at the maid beside her, "What's wrong?"
The maid said in a low voice: "The emperor and the prime minister have passed away, and the master's birthday banquet is about to begin, let's go too."
Su Zhirou nodded, adjusted her demeanor slightly, walked into the main hall of the banquet guests very dignifiedly, and sat down in the seat belonging to the younger generation of the Su family.
The opening of the birthday banquet starts with the royal court's orchestral music
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