Your Majesty, You Can't

To be honest, He Lanzhi didn't want to go back in such a mess.

When he took a donkey cart from the frontier to the first big city in the Central Plains, he wanted to stay overnight at the local magistrate's mansion, and then ask the other party for some money, so that he could rent a carriage and return to the capital as soon as possible.

But not everything goes as he expected.

As a road idiot who took a year to find out the prime minister's mansion, He Lanzhi asked many people along the way to get to the county magistrate's mansion.Seeing the two young guards standing upright in front of the county magistrate's mansion, He Lanzhi straightened his messy hair a little, smiled amiably enough and asked, "You two, can I Go in and meet your county magistrate?"

The guard guarding the gate cast a glance at He Lanzhi impatiently, "The magistrate is very busy, how can you be a beggar who can see him."

"Who do you call a beggar?!" He Lanzhi was so angry that he almost rushed up to punch the guard, "I'm the current prime minister!"

"The prime minister is staying in the capital well. How could he come to the Central Plains dressed like this?" The guard shrank his neck in disgust, took two steps back, covered his nose, shook his head and chased away the passengers, "How can there be such a dirty and smelly person?" Prime Minister, you have to follow the Basic Law to deceive people. Why don’t you say that you are Qin Shihuang and let us give you a bank note.”

Day. Qin Shihuang, your goddamn god... How the hell am I cheating a lot of money to ask for a son...

He Lanzhi, who was hungry and thirsty, was so angry by the guard that his stomach hurt. He held his stomach and couldn't get angry, so he had to hold back and explain again, "I am really Prime Minister He Lanzhi. You might as well go in and report , Listen to what your county magistrate said. Even if I am not the prime minister, you will only be reprimanded for a few words. If things are really delayed, it will not be as simple as you being scolded."

Even though the man in front of him was as slovenly as a beggar, his disheveled face still did not hide his handsome face.Moreover, he spoke calmly and calmly, and there was an indescribable trace of nobility in his gestures... It really resembles the demeanor of a gentle and elegant prime minister.

The guard looked at He Lanzhi hesitantly, and after weighing it, he decided to go into the mansion and announce, "Then you wait here, and I will tell the Lord."

"Troublesome brother." He Lanzhi smiled warmly, waiting quietly at the door for news.

The guards of the county magistrate's mansion opened the red gate and entered, rushed to the side hall, and reported to the county magistrate who was eating: "My lord, there is a person outside the door saying that he is the prime minister, and he wants to see your lord."

"Cough, vomit, vomit—" Hearing the alarming announcement from the guard, the elderly county magistrate was so frightened that he accidentally choked the spinach into his esophagus. Throat out.

The guard who saw this scene almost vomited out the overnight meal, "It's so disgusting..."

"Presumptuous! What are you talking about!" The county magistrate stared at the presbyopic eyes and slapped the table hard. He blushed and held back for three seconds, then couldn't help but rubbed his painful palm, "Boy, what did you just say? The prime minister wants to see this official? Did you hear me wrong?!"

"My lord, it's absolutely true." The guard clasped his fists and replied very seriously, "Although the man is dressed like a beggar, he is the prime minister. The villain is afraid of making mistakes, so he came here to report to the lord."

The magistrate frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Although the news of Lord Prime Minister's death was not publicly announced by the emperor, many officials heard the sad news of Lord He Lan's tragic death on the battlefield, including him, a small county magistrate in the Central Plains.

Now that the prime minister has passed away, is the person at the door who said he was the prime minister a human or a ghost...?

Thinking of this, the magistrate couldn't help shivering, "It's almost the holidays, how can you say such unlucky words, hurry up and drive out that crazy beggar."

The guard responded, and asked He Lanzhi, who was standing at the door, to leave.

"My lord told you to leave quickly. If you don't leave, we will drive you away." The guard unceremoniously drew his sword to threaten the poor prime minister, "I will show no mercy under the sword."

He Lanzhi hesitated to say a few more words, but the gleaming knife was placed in front of him, not giving him a chance to speak, so He Lanzhi had no choice but to leave the magistrate's mansion with a helpless sigh.