Your Majesty, You Can't

"Azhi, see you tomorrow."

Zhao Yin said good night in a low voice with a blushing handsome face, put on the oil lamp and hurried out of the secret room.

In the early morning of the next day, after morning court, He Lanzhi followed the little eunuch who led the way to work in the imperial study.

Seeing the young emperor who had already been sitting in front of the desk, He Lanzhi bowed his body and was about to salute, Zhao Yin hurriedly raised his hand to order him to be free from the ceremony, and at the same time shyly pushed a delicate wooden box in front of him and said: "Here , I gave it to you. Remember to treasure it carefully, seeing it is like seeing me, you know?"

"Your Majesty will give me a gift, and I will be very grateful! Naturally, I will cherish it." He Lanzhi accepted the gift box flattered, and at the same time, there was a little doubt on his face, "However... Your Majesty's gift box is so mysterious. I can't help being a little curious. Can I know what's in here?"

Zhao Yin suppressed the corners of his mouth that he couldn't help but raise, raised his handsome eyebrows and said: "You will know if you open it and have a look."

"The humble minister would be more respectful than obedient."

He Lanzhi nodded solemnly, took a deep breath and opened the lid on the wooden trunk.

There is a erotic picture inside.

Huan Nima is an erotic picture of two men.

The thinner man's legs overlapped, his white toes curled up slightly, and his face was also flushed, while the other man was stronger, apparently playing the role of the so-called minor attack The man with his hands is supporting the other's back, sweating hard.

He Lanzhi: "...???!!?"

Seeing He Lanzhi's surprised reaction, Zhao Yin said triumphantly, "Not bad!"

He Lanzhi held the box and looked at Zhao Yin blankly, "Your Majesty, did you... put something wrong?"

"Huh?" Zhao Yin poked his head over in confusion, looked up and down the picture, and then confirmed, "No? This is what I sent you."

He Lanzhi: "??????"

Could it be that he is too dirty? ? ?So everything looks yellow? ?

The problem is that this thing doesn't even have a mosaic? !

He Lan looked at the erotic pictures sent by Zhao Yin with a dazed expression, and finally understood the content other than the pictures.

For example, this piece of rice paper is slightly yellowed, which seems to be a product of a certain age.However, there is not a trace of crease on it, and it is obvious that his owner has preserved it very well.There are several royal chapters on it, which seems to be a rare painting indeed.

But who the hell can tell him that this rare painting is a erotic picture?Or male?Or this posture?

Could it be... What is Zhao Yin implying to him?

He Lanzhi raised his head and said righteously: "Your Majesty, let's not make an appointment!"

"What can't we make an appointment?" Zhao Yin didn't understand He Lanzhi's words, and thought that the other party didn't want to accept it, so he patiently explained, "The painting I gave you was painted by an old gentleman surnamed Bai. The old man used to be a royal painter for the imperial court. He specially painted portraits for the emperor. This erotic picture is the only one he ever painted in his life. It was placed in the palace to prevent disasters and fire. It has been many years, and I will send him to you now."

So what, Your Majesty, Rongchen, do you refuse?

He Lanzhi twitched the corners of his mouth, handed the wooden box and said, "Your Majesty gave such an important painting to me, I will never accept it. Besides, if I send it to me, it's not that the palace didn't release it." Is it a picture for evil spirits?"

"So, today I invited the old man out of the mountain and called him to the palace, and asked him to draw another picture for me." Zhao Yin smiled very brightly, "In this way, Ah Zhi has a share, and I also have a share. In pairs, How nice you look."

He had heard that rings and necklaces were in pairs, and it was the first time he heard that erotic pictures could also be in pairs... The brain circuit of the emperor is really different from that of normal people.

"I remember that you also liked to collect these things in the past. The unique treasures I gave you, you just accept them obediently."

He Lanzhi held the painting and didn't know what to do. After being silent for a while, he finally had no choice but to accept it, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your reward."