[Holographic Entertainment Circle] Riding a donkey meets deep snow

Marseille storytelling three:

The father of film revolutionized music like the great man who invented plastic.

We can’t comment on the merits and demerits of plastic. Some people love its convenience, while others detest its pollution to nature. Subliminal music is highly praised for its ability to heal the soul, but vibrating music has accelerated the fast food of music, making spiritual resonance money. effect!

However, the pace of change of the father of film has only taken a small step.

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As a bloody star.

Of course, the matter of the album cannot end here.

As soon as Zaobao finished boasting about idols and posting signatures, fans began to check the posters. They couldn’t upload the pictures and could only dictate. Many people on the black net began to find that the posters of each album were different. They discussed and arranged time to get together and exchange posters. .

At this time, the wind direction of the network is still harmonious.

But when the pre-ordered packages were opened one by one, countless people opened the album and found a black disc the size of a fingernail in the beautifully packaged box, all consumers began to be dumbfounded?

# Is this a mess? #

Where to put it to listen, does it stick to the ear like a magnet ear sticker?

Can you hear it with a squeak?

Everyone went to the official website to inquire, and the long-awaited Gong's media network management talent released another announcement:

as follows--

〖Dear Huahuas:〗

〖Whether you are a black lotus narcissus or a heart peach, I would like to thank you for your unwavering love for the leader. 〗

〖About the album released this time, it is a special magnetic core made of synthetic new materials. Our company has exclusive technology. First of all, congratulations to all of you for sharing this joy with our company. 〗

Countless fans who saw this felt that they dropped the mouse in a cheating manner, how happy?Why don't you tell me how to use it earlier?

I wrote it next.

〖This magnetic core needs matching playback equipment, which has been sold on the pre-sale page and the company's contracted record stores. It is completely off the earphones mode, with a super-inductive return channel, and there are three listening modes: earrings, brooches, and hairpins. , signed a contract with the largest jewelry manufacturing company in China to develop, integrates modeling and technology, adopts an intelligent calculation system, skin-friendly playback, and has a temperature sensing device. 〗

〖For specific details, please see the physical description! 〗

After all, do you still have to pay?

but--

#Although I don't understand it, it sounds amazing!Unknown! #

For die-hard fans of the leader, who are willing to pay for everything you sell, click on the pre-sale page of the official website, and divide into three purchase entrances, named respectively:

Click on the "outside-ear sound transmission mode" to enter earrings. There are hundreds of kinds of exquisite women's earrings and handsome men's earrings, with prices ranging from a few hundred dollars to thousands of dollars.

Click on the "brain echo mode" to issue a card.

Click on the "heart sea resonance mode" to get a brooch.

There is also a custom entrance below, which can customize the decoration style and the loudspeaker for large playing occasions.

Some people are willing to pay, and some are willing to sell: #Whoever wants, tears turn!Mistress, you vampire, I want to be your black man for the rest of your life! #

The evening paper changed its style that day:

"Is it a shocking scam or music reform, fans said: I don't know, I just feel cheated!" "

On the second day, when the playback equipment was put on the shelves, some people were hesitant, but the fans who participated in the signing did not hesitate to get up early to support the idol.

A sloppy teenager parked his car at the largest record store in the city, and complained over the earrings on the counter, "Isn't there any clip-on or magnet? If you buy this, you have to print it." Ear piercing, what a nuisance!"

The counter glanced at the boy strangely, and then at the young girl waiting in the car outside the door, her hair was shaved and she seemed to be in poor health.

"Her, just take any one, just this one!"

Hang Shaoyan randomly pointed to the most expensive women's earrings with broken diamonds and tassels, and then flicked back and forth among the men's earrings, hesitating for a long time to choose a skull brooch, a national flag hairpin, and several earrings, all of which can be worn by men.

"Wrap it up for me!"

The person who finally bought the playback equipment disassembled the instructions:

There are also subtle differences in the instructions for different wearing methods, but the overall technical principle is the same.

If the machine is a temperature-sensing device, it is recommended to store it at low temperature when it is idle, without charging, and consumes heat source-this technology is an innovation in energy. It is mentioned in textbooks that superheat energy, life energy, and ordinary people consume heat energy when exercising, studying, and engaging in activities. There are also studies on thermal power in modern science and information technology, but no one has ever used it in a playback device. The reminder continued: Do not wear too much in winter, but it is a cool gadget in summer.

Although there are three playback modes, they are all solo modes when worn. Even when the ear is worn, it feels that the sound is coming into the ear from the outside, and outsiders cannot hear it. Public playback is more troublesome and must be placed in a hot place. If there is no condition, find a cup of steaming water, put a piece of paper on it, and then place ornaments.

But with this skill, it is better to lend it to a friend who wants to share it.

However, it is not recommended to release it to the public in the instructions, because there is no professional amplification equipment, and the loudest sound of the public release is less than one-tenth of the smallest sound of the private broadcast, which is very subtle and difficult to detect.

There is a special remote control for the switch, song selection and cycle mode settings, and the volume of the sound is also here, but there are some strange settings:

【Silent Mode】

Remarks: When you get tired of listening, just click this, the effect is still there~!

I don't know exactly what the effect is:

#It’s all muted and you’re still listening? ! #

But in just a few days, the Internet was ignited by various music effects.

first day--

[Examination Death]: An angel descends, and the exam goes smoothly!

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As soon as I bought something, I had to take another monthly exam. My dad said that if I spent so much money, if I didn’t pass the exam, I would give away the album. 10 minutes before the exam, I have to go back and forth between the toilet and the classroom... nervous!I have seen many psychiatrists but I can’t help it. I have been sleepwalking for half an hour before the test. This time I installed the magnetic core and put it on before the test. I also specially chose an auspicious song, the one called "Angel" , Thinking of the leader bless God!

The magic happened!

Half an hour before the start of the test, my mind was as calm as water, and I didn't go to the toilet and didn't feel restless (forgot to mention: because I was afraid of affecting the listening test, I switched to silent mode). The whole test thinking was clear and quick. The previous knowledge was recalled from the memory very deeply, and it was as if the pen was written like a god, and it only took half an hour to fill in all the papers.

I thought it was a coincidence in the first game, but it turned out that it was the same in the second and third games. The last game was Chinese, which I was best at, so I took the experiment.

I was fine until 5 minutes before the test. I thought I was in good shape today, but in the last 3 minutes I wanted to go to the bathroom again. I thought it was a physiological excretion. I didn’t expect that I would sleepwalk again after the test, and the words were spinning in front of my eyes. My head was in a mess, and I had to think about all the poems and songs for a long time. I quickly put on the hairpin again, and secretly took the remote control in my pocket to turn it on. After a while, my heart calmed down, just like the previous few times.

I feel that it is no problem for me to get to the top of the grade this time.

Because I handed it in early every time, the invigilator asked me to check it several times with a stern face, but when he saw my answer sheet, he waved his hand and drove me away. A female teacher praised the card I issued, but they didn't find it was a broadcasting device.

...Finally, ask others the same?

The people who bought the whole set below responded enthusiastically:

[Brother is Qian Duo]: Blogger, in fact, there is still a difference between silent mode and trial listening mode. If you turn on the sound and listen to it, the feeling will be absolute, and your whole body will be soft and troubled.I originally quarreled with my dad, and after leaving in anger, I put on music and asked the voice of the leader to comfort me, but after listening to it, my anger disappeared. Thinking about it, I made a second mistake, and went back to apologize to my dad, because I am sorry I went in quietly, and saw my dad crying there with a cigarette lit. It was the second time I saw my dad cry. The last time was when my mom ran away with a man. I used to go straight away. After walking for a few months, I came back after traveling. My dad is more stubborn than me. I always thought he didn’t love me anymore. I didn’t expect that he just pretended to be in my heart... Thinking about it, it’s true. When I was in a car accident in a racing car, my dad rushed back from abroad immediately. The secretary told me that my dad lost hundreds of millions of contracts because of this, but I didn't take it seriously. I heard that someone persuaded my dad to sign it before returning. My dad put down a sentence at that time: "My son has already entered the hospital, you let me wait here to sign, and feed your heart to the dog?!" Thinking about it now, I think my dad is so handsome!

[Practice what I have learned, but I am useless]: I only bought a single, but I still competed with others, and I carried it for three days by myself. I am so envious of the full set of big money.

[x]: Not only did I buy a full set of singles, but I also searched for accessories, which proves that the listening effects of the three wearing methods are actually different.

The third day-

[Healthy Gardening]: Breathtaking, with pictures, detailed explanation, those tragedies about singles!

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I bought the single "Side Flower". At that time, I enjoyed making a cup of tea and sat on the rocking chair in the conservatory, listening to it beautifully. Even the flower buds looked even more adorable!

The process is beautiful, but the result is unbearable!

At that time, someone called me, bumped into the table when I stood up, scraped the brooch to the ground, but didn't pay attention, just took the remote control and locked the door and left.After a busy day out, I fell asleep when I came back. After a night, I went to the greenhouse to enjoy my breakfast, but when I opened the door, I was dumbfounded!

The flower buds in the room were all in bloom, and a sea of ​​flowers was smiling to me, so beautiful that I shed tears immediately, and then I noticed that the brooch fell off... And my greenhouse is a greenhouse!Brooch is not off mode!God knows how the public release effect, which is less than one-tenth of the lowest pitch, is so useful to plants, and it was all turned on overnight.It really is:

Side, ear, of, flower, in, open!

When other people's flowers are in season, will it be difficult for me to face a room withered and withered?Flowers that bloom early also fade early!After a few months, the tea party with my good sisters will be ruined, okay? !

The bottom one after another caressed and comforted:

[Good sisters]: Don't cry, with you, watching fallen leaves is beautiful!

Seventh day -

[It's Zhuge, not a pig]: The name reveals everything, and the title of the track is too careless!

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I am the head chef, with a pair of piercing eyes, able to see through the essence of things!

Recently, I found that the guy who helped the kitchen started to have a spring heart, and silently gathered people to exchange resources. As a caring boss in charge of subordinates, I decided to find out, only to find that the children went to share dishes!

The young men are all big and three rough, they don't seem to have much interest in music, and they are yelling at posters all day long.As a boss who comes forward at any time, I accepted the magnetic core. Because there is no playback device, I also bought a special earring... I have to complain here, the earrings made by Gongshi are too young and fashionable , I only wore it publicly once, and others thought I had found a second spring.

As a person who sees the essence through the phenomenon, I have studied it painstakingly for a long time, and finally found that the name reveals everything!

There are complaints below:

# Are you talking about specifics?What's the deal? #

There are many other likes:

#I found out earlier, but I’m not sure. If it’s really like what we guessed, the words in the promotional slogan are not exaggerated!The government will also take some action, after all, is it such a breakthrough technological progress?Tech in the art world?Just think about it! #

There's more discussion below:

[Slingshot with nothing to do]: I want to know what kind of gifts everyone is giving away?

[Wandering around to pick up leaks]: Mine is "Black as Smoke", I listen to it every night to fall asleep, set a timer to shut down, and recently looked in the mirror and found that the hairs on the eyebrows that I didn't want to take off have all fallen out, I plan to stick to it persist in!However, I heard that someone has the "Night Cream and Snow", and after using it for one night, the acne disappeared. Now everyone can probably guess that it is whitening and skin care by looking at the name... I really want it, who has it?It's time to switch with me!

Nine days later—

[Pet lover is me]: I really didn't expect that skin-friendly is so amazing!Pets are no longer afraid of bald hair!

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My pet used to have a very beautiful name called "Qiuqiu", but now he changed his name to "Bald".I raised it from a puppy. Although I was not the only one raised from a puppy, it was my favorite one.

I love having pets.

Cats, dogs, squirrels, rabbits, parrots, including foxes, have been kept, but some have run away, some have been lost, and some have died. The villa opposite my house also raises them, but they are more ferocious, such as Tibetan mastiffs, snakes, and spiders. Oh lizard, what a god, I don't dare to visit unless necessary.

Once I took the animal team for a walk, and I didn't leave the community, just on the lawn in front of the villa.

While I was grooming the cat, the Tibetan Mastiff on the opposite side rushed towards me for some reason. The cat in my hand exploded and jumped out of my arms, and the other cats also ran away without a trace. I moved, and I saw Qiuqiu standing in front of me and rushing towards the Tibetan mastiff. I was so scared, Qiuqiu was not half the size of a Tibetan mastiff, and he was biting such a fierce guy, waiting for the man at the opposite door to grab When the broken dog chain came out, my Qiuqiu was covered in blood and a piece of skin was bitten off.

I hugged Qiuqiu only to realize that the little guy was also afraid, shaking harder than me, but fighting with the Tibetan mastiff to protect me.

After returning from the hospital, Qiuqiu quickly recovered, but it didn’t take long for me to find that the bald place where Qiuqiu was bitten spread outwards and shed hair all the time.Now I don’t dare to touch him, and once I lose his hand hair, I dare not take him out for fear of getting sick. I put his nest by the fireplace all winter, but now the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, and the hair loss is even worse.

As soon as I received the album, Qiuqiu made trouble with me. I pinned the hairpin on the dog’s head and found that Qiuqiu liked the song "Qingsi" in the gift disc very much. At first I thought it was because he also learned to find psychological comfort, but later I realized that sometimes animals It is more sensitive than human beings. For example, I heard Qingsi once and thought it sounded good, but I didn’t notice anything... Two days later, when I touched the ball, I found that he suddenly lost his hair. I didn’t dare to touch it too much for fear After a while, it fell again, and gradually, he began to grow hair, more and more every day, and it was smooth and fluffy, and he looked beautiful without washing!

Qiuqiu has become a veritable Qiuqiu again. Now my family’s albums have made Qiuqiu go to the doghouse. He competes with me for idols every day. Whenever he sees something with the leader’s photo, he will be dragged into the nest secretly. I can’t even snatch him!

Yesterday, while browsing Barbie's official website with the ball in his arms, he kept shouting at the Princess Rose doll in the Barbie pre-order on the front page, and he couldn't even pull it away.

It means asking me to buy it... I'm a little jealous now, I don't know whether I should be jealous that Qiuqiu took over the leader, or the leader stole Qiuqiu's love.

Good heart plug!

ps: I also bought a full set.

Here is a moment of silence for the blogger:

[Shooting soy sauce]: Human beings can no longer stop the divine power of my Great Hierarch!

[Look at the excitement]: Wang Xingren has been occupied long ago, have you forgotten the canvassing video and Barbie live recording of the preliminaries for all children?The leader's charm is unparalleled, killing all species in seconds!

[Lazy women also want to become swans]: Is it really so good to have long hair?My hair has never been long, I envy those beauties with fluttering long hair, but I can only wig fluttering!Listening to the music leaked on the Internet didn't work, but I saw a lot of people say that the real thing is very different. Although the official website didn't publish the song description, I really want to buy it and try it!

[ls I tell you]: Of course there are differences, the master tape is stolen, and the magnetic core and special playback can perfectly show the effect.Originally, Gong's singles "Qingsi" were released, because after the sound source was leaked, all of them were bought as free discs, and the free discs were random.Can't buy it!Can only be exchanged with others.

[I love gossip]: In fact, everyone always scolds Gong's black, but look at his courage, the master tape was stolen, and he immediately skipped the release and gave it away as a free gift. There was no money added, and the release was not postponed... I I really feel that there is no one with a more conscience than Gong Shi.

#Although we agree with half of what you said, Mrs. Gong has a 'conscience'... Hehe! #

After encountering countless gossips, he quickly found himself being slapped in the face.

When the audition reports sprung up on the Internet, the shameless special page of the official website began to be refreshed again.

Announced all the miraculous effects of music, adding strong proof to netizens' guesses, and pointing out that after long-term listening, it can fundamentally change without dependence, and the "graffiti" is actually a score, anyone who can understand it can learn it !

So everyone slammed the table while inquiring about the mysterious explanation:

# Why did you go early?Seeing us flopping and rolling in the Internet, pondering and guessing most of the guesses, you told us: Yes!Is that what you think? !Do we, as consumers, recognize people and pinch them? #

Immediately someone replied: Transfer?

The speaker immediately withered: ... forget it!

At this moment, those who cancel the order are all crying in the quilt...I regret it!

There was once an opportunity in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and now I regret losing it. If I were given another chance, I would say: bridge bean sack!Wait for me!If you want to add a scene to this matter, it is: "Master Gong, let's talk about life after school!"