[Comprehensive] The whole family has passed through, except me

After Professor Charles Xavier explained in detail the blood sample test report of the little public servant Honey.

Everyone in the room fell silent for a moment.

In the past, they had been troubled by Rita's superpower that could get out of control at any time.

Now add a new baby...

Although for Tony, who has just been upgraded to a grandfather, and Bruce, who has become a new dad, protecting their family from outside invasion is naturally the primary goal, but when they think that there will be two monsters who can destroy the world at any time Mutants……

This sour feeling...

However, the serious and weird atmosphere quickly dissipated due to the arrival of a big cutie.

The Bruce dog, who had been kept in captivity by Master Damian for nearly a year in Wayne Manor, suddenly appeared in the living room of the Stark family.

This little golden retriever, who was barely able to be hugged, kneaded and loved by Lita before, is now an adult male golden retriever over one year old.

After Lita left the United States, Tony thought about taking the pet back to Stark Tower, but Bruce unceremoniously refused.

Although his vulgar reason is that Damian likes this dog very much, so the Wayne family has accepted it as a part of the family.

Under Damian's over-coddling, Bruce the Dog is now a huge guy who weighs over 100 pounds and stands up to Rita's height.

Now that the Bruce dog was facing the real owner he hadn't seen for almost a year, he almost immediately ran over with all four limbs and threw Lita down...

"Oh, my God!" Lita was pushed down on the floor by the big dog unpreparedly, and the two furry and thick paws pressed on her shoulders, making her unable to resist, and the big mouth dripping with saliva Zhang, the long pink tongue directly swept over Lita's entire cheek...

"NO, Bruce, you can't do this!" Lita pushed it away desperately, and sat up with difficulty, but the stupid dog continued to crawl into her arms, making it impossible for her to get up.

Bruce, who never had a good look at this stupid dog, walked over and grabbed Bruce's dog by the back, pulling it away for a while, and then helped Lita up.

Lita hurriedly took a tissue to wipe her saliva, while avoiding Bruce's dog and continued to approach, she frowned and complained, "Bruce, I haven't seen you for a few months, how come you gained so much weight!"

"Wow..." The disgusted stupid dog howled sadly, and rushed to Lita again to beg for attention.

But when it was about to raise its front paws again to pounce on it, Rita turned around wittily, leaving her back for it.

The big dog that failed to attack again could only hug Lita's thigh, then twisted its fat butt, and started some indescribable movements...

"Fuck—Bruce, what are you doing!!"

You are no longer that soft and cute little golden retriever!

You really did a bad job with that scumbag Bruce Wayne!

Simply bad review!

Bruce Wayne, who couldn't stand it any longer, stepped forward to pull away the stupid dog again, took the dog leash from Damian by the way, and tied it up.

"Why did you bring this guy here?" Bruce asked Damian very annoyed, what's the matter with the feeling that even a stupid dog wants to covet my wife?

"Called last night and Aunt Rita said she misses Bruce, uh... I mean the dog."

Bruce Wayne: "..."

Why doesn't his wife ever say she misses him? !

After the initial period of excitement, Bruce Dog finally calmed down.

At this moment Honey was taken by Alfred to drink milk and sleep, Tony went to the downstairs studio to continue his research on new weapons, Logan accompanied Professor Charles back to X Academy, and Rita sat on the sofa Checking Twitter and gossip news on her mobile phone, while beside her lay the big, furry guy who had become a lump of flesh, and his head, which was as big as a basketball, was resting comfortably on Rita's lap...

The entire space of the loveseat is taken up.

Bruce, who originally wanted to take advantage of the rare time without outsiders to disturb him, had a look of resentment on his face.

He walked to the edge of the sofa, and slapped the Bruce dog to the floor calmly, and occupied its original position before the sleepy stupid dog could react.

"Lita..." Bruce stretched out his hand to hook Lita's shoulder, and took her into his arms, "There is something, I think we should talk about it?"

"Huh?" Lita, who was indulging in all kinds of lace news and pictures of beautiful men, reluctantly raised her head to look at Bruce, "What?"

The Bruce dog who was thrown to the ground expressed great dissatisfaction. It bared its teeth, and was about to climb up the sofa again and squeeze between Bruce and Leta, but was easily dragged away by Bruce again.

"Huh-huh..." Bruce Dog made an angry sound.

Bruce ignored it at all, and continued to wrap his arms around Leta tenderly, "It's us - oh... this goddamn stupid dog!"

Bruce jumped up from the sofa all of a sudden, looking at the wet and steamy puddle beside his trousers...

Then turned and went to the bathroom.

#I really want to stew and eat dog meat! ! #

Bruce, who had regained his territory, happily climbed onto the sofa again, and lay down next to Lita.

"Bruce, how could you—" Lita, who wanted to ask why the big dog was being naughty again, didn't have time to finish, Bruce dog rubbed his big head against the back of Lita's hand, and stretched out The painful paw that was pulled by Bruce let out a grievous whimper: "Woo... woo..."

Facing such a malicious and cute big dog, Lita felt her heart melt. She reached out and touched the soft golden fur on Bruce's head, "Okay, okay, I won't talk about you, Bruce, you are the most obedient .”

So after finally washing off the smell of urine and changing into new clothes, the real Bruce Wayne, the dog, saw such a "warm" scene when he came out of the bathroom.

So angry!what can I do?

The sullen Bruce turned around and turned on his communication system resignedly, intending to see if Gotham had any cases worthy of his handling, so as to vent his depression.

But Bruce, who was already sleeping and almost snoring, suddenly jumped off the sofa and rushed to the door of Lita's bedroom, "Wow-woof-woof-woof-" and roared loudly, even when it kept going. The long tail that swung like a big broom hangs tightly between the hind legs.

This vigilant look made Rita and Bruce immediately run to the bedroom.

"What's the matter, what happened—" Lita pushed open the door of the bedroom while observing the movement of the Bruce dog, but the moment the door opened, she saw a very familiar dark blue face standing beside Honey. On the edge of the crib, "No... no no... you... why are you here? What are you... trying to do to my daughter...?"

Rita barely stood still, took a big step back and fell into Bruce's arms.

"Calm down, Leta." Bruce wrapped his arms around her waist, soothing her softly.

The reconstructed Stark Tower, especially in the area of ​​Rita's life and activities, uses high-strength materials to the greatest extent to ensure that Rita will not hurt herself or her baby because of a momentary excitement.

But even so, Bruce has seen cracks in some of the thin, ordinary furnishings in the house.

Tian Qi gently picked up the baby from the crib, hugged it in his arms, and gently shook it as if pampering him, then turned his head and smiled at Lita, "Long time no see, my goddess."

"You... just say what you want, put my daughter down first, don't hurt her!"

Rita was so nervous that she could hardly speak in full. Professor Charles said that Honey was still too young. Even though she had the mutant gene, she couldn't use her superpowers at all because she hadn't developed a complete self-awareness. , she is now just a fragile little baby who will be wiped out as long as this powerful mutant ancestor in front of her gently pinches her.

"Oh, why do you have such a terrible idea, I just came to see this beautiful little baby." Tian Qi stretched out his blue fingers and gently teased the sleeping child. The child was finally awakened by him, but unexpectedly He didn't cry, but stared curiously at this strange-looking guy, and even stretched out his little hand, holding Tian Qi's finger to tease her.

"God, Honey..."

Lita couldn't believe it, not only was her daughter not afraid of this perverted guy, but she also had a crush on him?

"Look, how perfect she is." Just gently holding that fleshy little hand, Tianqi can already feel the powerful mutant genes in her body, "This is simply a miracle, with her, this world will eventually belong to us .”

"Don't even think about it!" Tony received the alarm from Jarvis, put on the mecha and rushed over as quickly as possible. He and Bruce surrounded Apocalypse from left to right, and prepared to take advantage of the moment of attacking him to snatch it back. baby in his hands.

However, they once again underestimated Tianqi's strength. The attacking artillery fire was easily blocked by the opponent with one hand. The next second, Tianqi disappeared from everyone's sight...

"No-no...no...no..."

Lita also rushed forward at the moment when Tianqi was about to disappear, but she still managed to escape. Facing the empty crib, Lita's eyes darkened and she passed out completely.

The author has something to say: emmmmm, any remaining value of villains who are not completely dead can be put to good use. . .

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Batman: Is there any way to deal with that stupid dog who is in the way without anyone noticing, just like dealing with those gangsters on the streets of Gotham, without leaving a trace.

Author: Doesn't exist!Unless you want your ex-wife to be your enemy from now on, and your daughter to call someone else's father... Well, maybe your son will too...

Batman: ...life without love is worse than a dog