fall in love with your soul

"Standing looks like an idiot, come on, sit down." He pulled me to sit down, sniffed all over me with his nose, and sighed after smelling, "I smell a kind of base, we are the same kind."

"..." I didn't smell such a strong corpse scent, but I smelled Ji's smell?

"Come here." He opened the newspaper to block the two of us, "It's easier to read this way."

I wanted to cry but was treated as the same kind by him, a pervert or something.

He raised his chin, pointed at a dark man in a corner and asked me, "What do you think of that?"

I glanced at it and couldn't help retreating, "It's too dark."

"What about that?" He changed his target, pointing at a woman who was sitting drinking water, with her head raised, she drank too fast, the water flowed into two semicircles along her slender neck, it was indescribably sexy.

"I liked men more before I got married." I shook my head, expressing my dislike, "What do you think of that?"

I was pointing at a man running on a treadmill, with standard wide shoulders and narrow waist, and slender legs moving forward powerfully.

"I have no vision." He gave me a blank look, "That one is not good at first glance, and she will definitely be a mess on the bed. If you don't squeeze it dry, you will never give up, don't."

I looked at him suspiciously, "Can you still tell if someone else is wrong?"

"Of course." He looked smug, "Is it right for a man and a woman to take two steps? After a few times, it's clear at a glance whether it's attacking or receiving."

"So amazing?" I was shocked, "Then what do you think of me?"

"You..." He loosened his glasses, and looked at me wretchedly from the outside of the glasses, "There must be a lot of masturbation in the front, and I bet it must be a... woo..."

I quickly covered his mouth. To be honest, he is still in his twenties. It is really embarrassing. He must not be heard by others, especially Suhang. I have never seen many women and men, and there are a lot of people chasing after me. It would be embarrassing if he heard it.

He put down the newspaper and grabbed my hand. I looked at him threateningly, "Don't tell me, or I'll rape you."

"Just you?" He looked at me disdainfully, "Do you know how to get in?"

"Nonsense." I retorted dissatisfied, "Can't you just lift your legs and go in?"

"I don't know much." He rolled his eyes, "It's fun to patronize yourself, who wants to sleep with you?"

"You don't have to worry about it anyway, hello..." I called him.

"Just say something." He nodded.

"How do you tell if someone else is gay?" I expressed my confusion.

"There's a lot of knowledge here, and I'll teach you the simplest one." He pointed at the first dark man, "Do you know why I chose him even though he was clearly inferior in appearance and stature?"

"Because of his place?"

"You guessed it right, look at his legs, they are long and straight. Although he walks with a man's standard horoscope, there is almost no gap between his thighs, so I conclude that he must be a virgin. The fucked person walks. When doing this, subconsciously separate the distance between the thighs for easy manipulation.

Needless to say, people who can't close their legs must go to bed often, and the distance between their legs can also judge how many times a person has done it. Although it is not accurate, it is almost inseparable. "

"Oh, that's it." I turned my head to look at the people walking around, and suddenly realized that no one was pure anymore.

Out of the corner of my eye, I accidentally glanced at a newspaper. The front page photo on the paper was very familiar. If it wasn't Suhang, who was it?

I took it over and looked at it carefully, stroking his handsome face with my thumb, and before I could warm it up, someone snatched the newspaper away.

That vulgar slut pointed at Su Hang's nose's unkind comments in the newspaper, "Small nose, small eyes, what's good about it?"

"I don't know how to appreciate it." I snatched the newspaper from him and continued to appreciate it, "Hey, Qi Shiming is here, and this kid is quite handsome."

Before the newspaper was warmed up in my hands, he snatched it away again, "Qi Shiming too, with a crooked nose and crooked mouth, what's so good about it? People nowadays don't know how to appreciate it, and Han Shao is the most handsome guy in the world. "

"Cut, if you can't eat grapes, say grapes are sour." I snatched the newspaper back again, "The eyes of the people are sharp, and it is written on it. The vote shows that the amiable Suzhou and Hangzhou are the most popular, and the second is the little prince Qi Shiming, Han Shao rowed How about third?"

He snatched the newspaper back abruptly, "You don't understand that, this reporter must be pro-Suhang, that's why he became prejudiced, deliberately exalted Suhang and belittled other people."

"Cheating for all to see?" I tried to snatch the newspaper back, but he was on guard. I tried a few times but failed, so I didn't try again, "Don't be kidding, buddy."

He looked at the newspaper carefully, and suddenly shouted, "It's not fair, why is Su Hang's head so big, Qi Shiming's is not small, and Han Shao's is only a profile, and it is blocked by the advertisement?"

I leaned over to take a look, and sure enough, "Tsk tsk, why did Han Shao offend the reporter?"

He was full of resentment, "It was just that I asked her at the end of the report, did the lady have an appointment? That's all. I didn't expect her to be so stingy, and she only gave a side profile, and was blocked by the advertisement, showing only one shoulder."

"Pfft!" I couldn't help laughing out loud, "Isn't this just looking for discomfort? The reporter also teased me."

He ignored me, just sighed faintly, "Anyone in the world who looks better than me deserves to die. Why are these two still alive? Why?"

"What does it matter to you whether they die or not? You won't get any benefits?"

"Who said that if they are dead, I will be the most handsome man in the business world."

"You're not Han...wait a minute...you're Han Shao?"

I should have thought of it a long time ago, but unfortunately I was confused by Su Hang's handsome face in the newspaper, and couldn't think of anything else.

Suhang was originally handsome, but the pictures in the newspapers were edited, and now he is simply a heartthrob, everyone loves him.

He was still feeling sad that he was ranked third, "It's not fair that I am so handsome, but I am actually ranked third!"

I suddenly remembered what he just said, 'Anyone handsomer than me should be damned. 'Could it be Suhang who he killed?Because of jealousy that Suhang looks more handsome than him?

The author has something to say: The second update, although this is longer, is equivalent to the third update, hahahaha, I finally returned to the previous word count, I hope to keep it up, and make another update.