[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

This little monster has a pair of emerald green eyes and a pretty face, but it doesn't seem to be able to speak.

Heisawa was sitting in Hanfang's room in the Moon Palace. This little monster had been fidgeting ever since he came in.The shopkeeper Momotaro brought out the tea, looked at the little monster and wanted to touch his head curiously: "What kind of monster is this?"

Before he touched his hand, the little monster swished several meters away. Momotaro looked at his empty hand and muttered, "It's running pretty fast."

"Because his original form is a cat." Kurosawa stood up without drinking tea and went to Bai Ze's medicine cabinet. "He just transformed into a cat, so he probably doesn't even have a mind."

Momotaro wanted to ask how you knew that, and then he thought that Bai Ze could know everything at a glance, so is this really the racial talent of this race... He was still thinking, Kurosawa had already taken it from Bai Ze's cabinet After carrying down a box, Momotaro was startled: "Mr. Kurosawa...well, Mr. Shirasawa said when he left to not touch his things—"

After Kurosawa read a few words, he tore off the talisman paper on the box.

Momotaro: "..."

"After such a long time, you still hide things like this." Kurosawa took out a small bottle inside and poured it casually into his hands.

There are priceless things in the market, and he throws several of them in the cheap tea like this. This picture is so beautiful that Momotaro dare not look at it.

...This is the tea that Mr. Bai Ze gave to some symposium on caring for the empty-nest old gods. Mr. Kurosawa, at least you can choose some better solvents, please! !

Perhaps it was the taste of the golden core that attracted this little monster. He looked suspiciously at the cup in Kurosawa's hand, and wanted to reach out to touch it, but Kurosawa didn't let go, just handed the cup to him and said, "Lick it That's it."

Momotaro heard Bai Ze say that a golden core is hundreds of years of cultivation, the little monster looked at Kurosawa suspiciously, then lowered his head and stuck out his tongue to lick it: "Is there any problem with this?"

Kurosawa drank all the rest into his stomach, his blood red eyes glanced at Momotaro lightly: "What's the problem?"

Momotaro: "..."

After about ten minutes, the little monster spoke.

His green eyes scanned the surroundings, then looked at Kurosawa who was silent and Momotaro who was staring at him, and asked, "Why am I getting bigger?"

As soon as he spoke, he was taken aback again, his green eyes blinked several times: "Why can I talk?"

Momotaro: "...Don't you know you are a monster?"

The little monster was stunned for a moment, looked down at his own shape, and then turned his head to look again: "Where's my tail?"

Momotaro silently watched the little monster just keep looking behind him and then started to turn around: "..."

Kurosawa didn't make such a fuss like Momotaro: "He just has a mind."

When he had such a thing as "thinking" in his brain for the first time, the whole world became completely different—it was as if a goldfish that had been breathing in a fish tank suddenly had a brain. The world he thought was just a small fish tank, and the world outside the fish tank was clearly projected into his brain, which made him realize how small he really was.

"What's your name?" Momotaro couldn't bear to see him circling around.

The little monster stopped moving, looked at Momotaro, and after a while said in Chinese: "...Gou Sheng?"

Kurosawa choked on the tea he had swallowed.

Momotaro didn't quite understand the Chinese term "dog leftover", he read it in some poor Japanese, and Kurosawa said, "You don't need to continue reading."

But the little monster immediately became happy: "That's my name!"

"Why are you following me?" Kuisawa interrupted the topic of "God Leftover", his expression suddenly became serious, and his eyes narrowed dangerously.

"..." The little monster hesitated for a moment, then pointed at Kurosawa's earrings, "...can you lend me some to play with?"

Kurosawa: "..."

Now Momotaro was choked: "...why do you want this thing...?"

"I want to jump very high to reach it." The little monster was confident.

"...Why don't you follow a guy who looks exactly like him and wears white clothes =="

"The smell of cosmetics on his body is too strong, and he is allergic."

"..." It's so reasonable that I can't even refute it! !

Kurosawa continued to ask, "Who is your master?"

"I don't know." The little monster was still staring at Kurosawa's earrings, "She hasn't been back for a long time."

In Jiuchongtian, a place full of intrigues and power struggles, gods come and go quickly, soaring today may be gone tomorrow, and the owner of such a kitten may have died a long time ago.

Momotaro usually listened to Bai Ze tell the story of Jiuchongtian, and he felt a little uncomfortable when he said this: "Then where do you live now?"

The little monster was stunned for a while, as if he had come to his senses: "I used to climb the peach tree to spend the night, what should I do now?"

QAQ What a pitiful piece of shit! !

Momotaro was so moved, as a good person, he was about to blurt out, "Come to us and get food and accommodation, and you will be issued a pharmacist qualification certificate after graduation", but suddenly it occurred to him that his boss seemed to be still traveling in this world: "Wait a minute, I'm going to call our boss...he's a nice guy, and he'll definitely be willing to take you in!"

Kurosawa turned his head to look at this little monster - he was not at all like those cold cat monsters, he looked at him with emerald green eyes, his gray hair looked fluffy and soft, and there was a strand of hair on his temples black.But because he has short hair and looks good, he abruptly made such a killer hairstyle into a two-dimensional feeling.

Kurosawa hesitated for a moment, then took off his earrings: "I can lend them to you."

The little monster blinked his eyes, reached out to fiddle with the earrings, and said: "But I always feel that something is wrong..."

Momotaro called Bai Ze for a long time before he got through. The background noise on the phone was extremely loud. Momotaro covered his ears and asked, "Mr. Bai Ze, where are you? Why are you so noisy?"

"Hey me?" There was a huge cheer from Bai Ze, "I'm visiting the manga exhibition! Now I'm performing 'FFF Group's Fury', this mortal is also very hard at performing Sichuan's fire-breathing stunt, Want me to take a picture of you to see the classical art of the people of China?"

Momotaro was silent for a while: "Where did you get the courage...Aren't you afraid of being burned?"

Maybe it was because the voice over there was really loud, and Bai Ze was also shouting at the top of his lungs: "I'm not afraid of being burned——Ghost lamp, why are you burning me!"

Momotaro silently gave Ghost Lamp a like, but felt that something was wrong: "Mr. Bai Ze, I want to give you—Mr. Bai Ze?"

There was a burst of cheering and crackling on the other end of the line, and then the call was hung up.

Momotaro put down the phone speechlessly, wondering why he wasn't as excited as a single dog after hearing the news that Lord Ghost Lantern had burned Bai Ze.

...I always feel like I'm showing affection, damn it! !

The single Momotaro, with a full face, turned his head to see——

Heise held his earrings and sat firmly on the chair looking at his phone, while Gousheng somehow returned to his original form—a gray-and-white kitten with black stripes on his body, and now he is trying wholeheartedly to get rid of it. Flick the earrings on Kuize's hand.

Momotaro: "..."

He always felt that he had witnessed some ulterior secret again—does he need to tell Xiaobai and the others to spoil it again?Forget it, these narrow-minded animals won't believe it...

"It turns out that today's world is Valentine's Day." Kurosawa has made rapid progress after mastering the mobile phone, the core technology of the three worlds, and now he has learned how to browse the forums to read news. "This world is full of news."

The passage of time in the Three Realms is not equivalent, so in general, everyone did not celebrate the festival together.But now, with more and more exchanges between the Three Realms, everyone has begun to pay attention to those messy festivals in this world.

But no matter in the sky or on the ground, there are still a lot of old virgins | male old virgins | women who have been in the sky for thousands of years. The young gods slapped each other in turn.

Bai Ze was burned by the will-o'-the-wisp and ran all the way. Although this kind of flame would not burn his clothes, the burning sensation was enough for him.Bai Ze yelled for a long time before the ghost lamp stopped. Bai Ze was so angry that he wanted to argue with him, but the ghost lamp actually said plausibly, "Shouldn't couples be burned?"

Because in the comic exhibition, there are weird girls and gays everywhere, Bai Ze didn't care about anything and shouted: "Why only, burn, I don't burn yourself!"

Ghost Lamp put his hand in his pocket lightly, and said frankly and without shame: "Because I, yes, true, love."

White Pond:"……"

Should he be moved now or beat him up?

In fact, he was still a little moved, although the slightest touch disappeared completely when Ghost Lantern tried to get him to wear the "I am Shou" arrow to issue the card.

"No, this is absolutely not possible!" Bai Zening was unyielding, "I saw the great-granddaughter of an acquaintance just now. If I brought this with me, I would definitely be regarded as the laughing stock of the Three Realms and passed down through the ages!"

Ghost Lantern didn't force him, pointing to a "General Attack" sign, he said to the girl who set up the stall, "I bought it."

"..." Bai Ze looked at the ghost lamp as if he were looking at a monster, and clamped the hairpin of "General Attack" on his head with a serious face.

Although he knew that Ghost Lantern was a decent guy on the surface, he really didn't expect his integrity to fall to such a point...

He is more familiar with things like ghost lights than Bai Ze, after all, neon is the birthplace of otaku culture, and today is Valentine's Day, so the smell of gunpowder and pink is very strong.Bai Ze vowed to keep a distance from the ghost lamp with "General Attack" on his head, but there were so many people coming and going, the ghost lamp simply grabbed his hand.

A ghost's body has no temperature, and the cold touch is not very pleasant.Bai Ze felt as if he was being held by some kind of chain and dragged him forward. He struggled a few times and couldn't break free, saying, "Your hands are really cold."

Ghost Lantern glanced at him: "Aren't you a temperature-changing animal? Is there anything you can't adapt to?"

"...It seems to be right."

Bai Ze laughed.

The author has something to say: 1. Happy Valentine’s Day with male and female tickets!Happy Torch Festival without male or female tickets!Happy Birthday Ten Beasts! !

2. Thanks to Mu Sheng for making a deadly rocket launcher, okay =w=

3. This chapter is a Valentine’s Day special (hey

4. Endothermic animals are mammals and birds, and Bai Ze is definitely not a mammal or a bird!The ancient gods and beasts are existences with reproduction methods beyond imagination! (Serious

5. I still want to say that this article is almost over (seriously), and when you have time, go to collect my post-apocalyptic article. www is a completely different and serious style of writing www