[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Most heroes and villains have a strange law.

Heroes always have no goals in life, and when villains appear, they will stop them without hesitation, and the daily life of heroes can be described as boring, with nothing new day after day.On the contrary, villains always have the big life goal of doing evil. Their purpose is very strong, and their daily life is very exciting. They always have something to do when they think about how to do evil, conduct criminal activities, be defeated, and think about how to escape from prison.

Regardless of what Iron Man himself thinks, Ba Dao thinks that Tony's constant high behavior is quite boring.

Invite a bunch of tender girls to a party or go on vacation, arrange a coquettish appearance for yourself to win cheers and applause, and after the extravagant high, casually grab one or two mature and beautiful women to leave the stage for "overtime" ", This kind of life may indeed be exciting and fresh at the beginning, but it will be like that after a long time.

Tony goes out to fly a few laps or bury himself in the laboratory every day after flirting, but does nothing else.Look at Bruce again. There are so many birds in his house and a reliable old breeder. Every night patrol is to flop among the birds to decide who to spend the night with today.

Comparing like this, it’s a matter of opinion—no, Bruce in the dead house is actually not much better.

Hey, it's more interesting to be the villain who goes up and fights everyone he sees.There are only a few rich heroes, and their lives are carved out of the same mold, which is too boring.

Ba Dao, who quickly flew up with light work, arrived at the bank almost at the same time as Iron Man.

The Ba Dao with crackling lightning landed at the door of the bank, and his windbreaker slowly fell down under the action of the airflow.Ba Dao straightened up from the landing position and raised his head, revealing his indifferent blue eyes under his black hair. He looked at the scrambled tomato-colored tin can hanging in the air above him and did not speak.

Iron Man's leg thrusters keep spraying flames to maintain his hovering posture. His one leg is slightly bent, and after improvement, his hands, which no longer need to maintain balance all the time, hang naturally by his side. His head is slightly lowered, and the blue-light electronic Looking at Ba Dao below, he looked extremely majestic and glorious.

Also very flamboyant.

Before Ba Dao considered placing a small wall horizontally in the air and standing on it to prove that he was taller than the tin can in the sky, Iron Man spoke.

"What a coincidence, Leo," said Tony, with his metallic yellow visor raised over his head, revealing his large caramel-colored eyes and mustache, and his voice cheerful and proud, "coming in such a hurry to prove Have you been surpassed by my new armor?"

"You have to realize, Tony," Ba Dao retorted seriously without any fluctuation on his face, "No matter how hard you try, you can't even reach my toes."

Even if you create a hundred more sets of armor, it won't help, you still can't beat what you should be unable to defeat!

The reporters who came to shoot the live broadcast of the bank consciously called the cameraman to point the camera at Iron Man and Ba Dao who were about to fight among themselves before they overthrew the robbers.

"We can try." Tony laughed angrily, and he grinned provocatively.

"That's exactly what I meant," Ba Dao turned the pair of knives in his hands, and the blades began to flash blue lightning, "I just sent the photo of you being beaten up by me to the bat."

"You can be proud for a while," Tony closed his visor, aiming the cannon at Ba Dao, "I will post the heroic figure of 'Iron Man defeating Ba Dao' on Twitter."

Twitter?

[... Kai, register me on Twitter, you know. 】

[Understood, have fun, Leo. 】

Iron Man is always ready to fire a palm cannon or move quickly to avoid a counterattack. The posture of the Ba Dao looks like it will build a wall or release a circle in the next second.

The war between Iron Man and Ba Dao is imminent.

"Fuck, I'm the villain!" The forgotten villain yelled at the two of them at the door of the bank.

The villain also wants face!

"Let's go, I have something to make an appointment." Iron Man gave the criminal a slap in the face without any politeness.

The criminal seemed to be a superhuman being, and escaped the blow with uncanny agility.

"Vegetables." Ba Dao mocked.

He casually tossed a handmade bat dart that he had made not long ago, and without even looking at it, he shuddered and slid it across the criminal's shiny bald head. With a thread of blood, he nailed it to the outer wall of the bank and successfully got it. A blood.

The criminal was stupefied, and stared at the two of them from a distance. He mechanically stretched his hand to the top of his head and touched it. It was a little wet and slippery, and then he put his hand in front of his eyes. There was a thin strand of blood.

criminal:"……"

If it is a few centimeters higher, will he disappear?

He swallowed.

Neither Iron Man nor Ba Dao gave him a look.

"I'll see if you can hit him without me first!" Tony said the truth out loud.

"I won't do things I'm not sure about," Ba Dao said contemptuously, "it's not like some steel crayfish."

So your attack failed hahaha!

"As if you haven't been beaten by Batman countless times," Tony snorted, "Furman."

"If you think being beaten by a so-called 'fur spirit' sounds better than being beaten violently by Ba Dao, I, completely, completely, no, mind, mean." Ba Dao's facial expression gradually became ghostly, and the two swords were about to move.

"Then I hope you don't mind being knocked over by 'Steel Crayfish'."

Tony's palm cannon made a buzzing sound of being fully charged.

Ba Dao's body became more and more electric.

After the calibration of Tony's palm cannon, he fired a cannon directly at him.

Ba Dao didn't put the wall or circle, he just rolled on the spot.

The artillery fire exploded on the ground near him, and immediately engulfed Ba Dao into the raging flames.His figure disappeared from everyone's sight.

Tony was taken aback.Although he believed that Ba Dao would not do such a suicidal stupid act, he still broke into a cold sweat for Ba Dao.

"Sir, all detection equipment including thermal detectors have lost sight of Ba Dao." Fake Ball reported to Tony from inside the armor.

"Leo is such a troublemaker," Tony complained in a low voice, "Qiaoqiu, pay attention to your surroundings, maybe he will come out of nowhere."

"Okay, sir." The match-fixing ball replied.

Ba Dao stood still and did not move.

He appeared translucent, and the flames scorched his skin without causing any scars, let alone bleeding.

This is his last skill, and also the signature skill of Ba Dao in the game, San Liuxia.

He lost his entity in a short period of time, immune to any attack, immune to temperature and external pressure changes, it can be said that he is now in another space, and the translucent figure in place is just a shadow.

It is not very accurate to say that it has lost its entity. Ba Dao is still standing on the ground and has not been pulled to the center of the earth by the gravity of the earth.But that's only because he wants to.

With a bit of concentration, he can even completely cancel the entity and go underground, but then he will die of die through the mold after the effect of the scattered clouds wears off.

Scattering Cloud is an invincible skill.

Except that the saber energy was consumed a little faster, and I felt my body was hollowed out, and I didn't want to do it again.

[Kay, report Tony's location. 】

He also couldn't see Tony under the cover of the flames, only by the Frisbee in the sky.

[At eleven o'clock, the horizontal distance is 11 meters, and the height is about three meters.He didn't move, he stayed where he was, now guarding his surroundings. ] The plug-in quickly gave the answer.

Ba Dao did not choose to use Sanliuxia in Midtown, but stayed in New York as a gift to Tony, who made special armor for him.

He can be sure that Tony's armor is absolutely resistant to slashing and stabbing, leaving no loopholes for being hit.

To push such an Iron Man, he needs to play a little trick.

Ba Dao didn't dare to continue to consume the sword energy to maintain invincibility, he leaped forward with the help of light kung fu, released the state of scattered clouds, did not restrain the speed of light kung fu at all, and swung the big knife violently before Tony could react and dodge, knocking Tony to the ground.

Tony fell heavily on the ground: "..."

This fur spirit is also too ruthless, if the armor does not have the shock absorbing function, he will definitely fall and suffer a concussion now.

Ba Dao who successfully raided: "..."

Numbness in the hand.

He took advantage of the gap between Tony's fall and swung a knife to chop the internal heightening of the bottom of the tin can, or the propeller.

Now you're not as tall as me, cough, you can't fly hahaha.

After doing this, he called his AI in the pose of kneeling on the chest of the steel armor with a knife.

"Kay, take a picture and tweet it!"

"Okay, Leo." Kyle, a camera expert at the edge ob, immediately responded with an electronic voice.

Pai face +1!

After Tony regained his senses, he immediately raised his hand and fired a palm cannon. Ba Dao barely blocked it with a big sword, but was blown away due to the impact, and rolled on the ground several times to relieve the huge impact.

"Qiaoqiu, take a picture and post it on Twitter, and write 'Iron Man's Daily'!"

"Okay, sir." The elegant British accent answered him.

Ba Dao: "..."

Arrange -1, return to zero.

He threw a homemade bat dart and hit Iron Man who hadn't got up yet. The bat dart exploded and blasted Iron Man who had just climbed halfway back to lie down.

"Kai, take a picture and post it, with the words 'crayfish beaten back to its original form'!"

"Ok."

Tony opened the muzzle on his shoulder while lying on the ground, countless small guided missiles flew out and shot at Ba Dao from different angles, Ba Dao quickly defended with a small circle.The artillery fire exploded one by one on the wall of the small circle.

"'The fur spirit retracted into the shell'!" Tony took the opportunity to finally get up.

"Okay, sir."

Ba Dao released the small circle and rolled on the spot to avoid a shot, and quickly rushed forward and kicked Tony's knee that had just got up. Tony, who was not proficient in martial arts, did not expect this step, and was kicked to one knee and died. Kneeling pose.

Ba Dao didn't care about Jio, who was so distressed that he kicked on the iron armor and was dying of pain, he hurriedly greeted Kyle.

"'Pipi Shrimp Saluting to the Leader'!"

"Ok."

Tony grabbed Ba Dao's Mao Mao angrily, and rushed forward to him.

"'A mink caught by predators'!"

"Ok."

Ba Dao was almost unable to get up under the pressure of [-] pounds of iron sheets. He persisted in fighting for the face, and used some ingenuity to pry Tony up and overturned to the side. He just wanted to do something to embarrass Tony. Posted on Twitter, the villain who had been neglected for a long time finally started to dance.

The bald man with a ferocious face raised his machine gun and fired at them.

Ba Dao quickly erected a small wall around him, and countless bullets poured on it, none of which broke the defense.

The villain's attack is useless, but it manages to grab the attention of Iron Man, the Blade, and the reporters and crowd watching their fight.

"I told you I'm here, don't look down on me!" the bald villain shouted.

Ba Dao, who was squatting on the ground, looked at Iron Man who had just been overturned and lay next to him, and reached a temporary consensus.

The small wall disappeared in an instant, and Ba Dao's homemade bat dart came through the air, pinning the villain's crotch to the wall.

The villain looked terrified, and he slowly lowered his head to look between his legs stiffly, with obvious cold sweat dripping from his bald head.

If, if he grows longer, then now...

Ba Dao is too scary, Gotham people can't afford it!

"Go cool off, I'm busy." Ba Dao said impatiently.

Iron Man took advantage of the opportunity that Ba Dao had bought for him, and knocked down the villain with superpowers with a palm shot.

"Don't come in the way without an appointment!" Iron Man said loudly.

After dealing with the trouble, the Braised Pipi Shrimp and Fur Jing fought again, and the photos on Twitter continued to increase, and it didn't take long for the number of hits to rise to a terrifying number that meant everyone knew it.

In the end, none of them could do anything to the other, and after tearing it up indiscriminately, they could only talk harshly and make an appointment to fight again at another day.

Neither Iron Man nor Ba Dao won, and the biggest winners were only the major newspapers.

There are also people who eat melons.

Batman received a picture of Iron Man being beaten the worst on Badao's Twitter.

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Thank you Mingyue for inviting Landmine!

Thank you Xuanmicha for the bazooka!