[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Midtown, a city completely different from Gotham, New York, Seaside City, Metropolis and Star City.

It's brighter than Gotham and Star City, more lively than New York, Metropolis and Beach City.

If you had to use one word to describe these cities, Gotham is chaos, Star City is depression, New York is chaos, Beach City is tranquility, Metropolis is hope, then Midtown is... lovely.

It's so cute.

Ba Dao felt that Flash must take the blame for this.

This bad atmosphere must have been brought out by Flash Barry Allen!

Even though Shining is innocent...

The villain in Midtown is a rogue gang with a particularly positive outlook, and a speedster who corresponds to the Flash, Reverse Flash.

The rogue gang does not harm women and children, does not take drugs or kill indiscriminately, the goal is only to teach the Flash and get money.They insist on exchanging monetary benefits with the smallest casualties, which seems to be a bit of integrity.Except for the ice-type cold captain and the fire-type heat wave who are arguing and fighting each other from time to time, they are like ordinary office workers who regard searching for property as their job.

Not so with Reverse Flash.He has a bad relationship with both the rogue gang and the Flash, and he doesn't care if he hurts or kills others, he just wants to kill Winky, he is a real evil villain.

The current bosses that can be promoted include the leader of the rogue gang, who commits crimes with a freezing gun that can generate absolute zero and can suppress the speed of the speedster, and the cold captain who often wears a coat with a fur-brimmed hat to protect against the cold; members of the rogue gang, who hold Flamethrower, a heat wave who wears fire-resistant clothing as work clothes because he is afraid of burning himself; a member of the rogue gang, a weather wizard who can manipulate the weather with a magic wand, can use airflow to fly, and create rain, fog, hail, thunder, lightning, and wind; mirror guns are used in the rogue gang The mirror master who creates illusions; the golden glider who can fly and pass through objects; the magician who can walk into the sky and has many props; the piper who can control others by playing the flute; The reverse lightning.

Midtown is not like Gotham, where heroes and villains fight mainly with superpowers or special equipment rather than intelligence.Although it is true that all the villains are fans of The Flash, there are no powerful gangsters or lunatics here.Everyone's daily life is to make trouble every day and then be beaten by the Flash and thrown back to prison.

For others, superpowers or people with special superpower equipment are not easy to deal with, but for Ba Dao from Gotham, as long as he is not an intelligent player, he can arrange it.

The only difference is who arranges first.

From the perspective of each person's difficulty, it is easier for the Rogue Gang, but if you push any one of them, you will be beaten by the entire organization, which is more troublesome to deal with; the more difficult Reverse Lightning is isolated and helpless, which is a good option; the difficulty is higher Some Flash pushes may be attacked by fans, and there is a chance to trigger Green Lantern's forgiveness attack.

The Flash fan base is really awesome.

Ba Dao drew a lottery for himself in his heart, and decided to beat Reverse Flash.

Absolutely not because he is a weakling that no one will help!

Ba Dao has rich experience in arranging Kuaiyin.As for the speedster, the routines are similar, and the best thing is to fall on the ground.In other words, they're also good at... hitting walls.

The release of the small wall takes time, but its cohesion is almost instantaneous, even the speedsters can't react.

As long as you know the next target of the reverse flash, and arrange a little on the field, this boss is in your pocket.

So here comes the question, how can he know Reverse Flash's next target, should he stay near the bank, Shine's house, or the museum?

...seems like it might actually work.

In view of the fact that the reverse lightning is far higher than the crime frequency of the rogue gang and the idiotic behavior of the Flash day and night.

With a set of arrangements in his heart, Ba Dao came back to his senses and looked at the reporters who blocked him in front of him.

The atmosphere in Zhongcheng was silly and cheerful, and he approached the villain Ba Dao so confidently.

Ba Dao stood still and let them come together not because of the nonsense of being infected by the atmosphere of Midtown, but because of...

"Ba Dao, may I ask where your current clothes come from? Is the signature on the back really from Batman?" A brown-haired woman remembers asking questions in the crowd.

Her voice was drowned out by layers of questions, all of which were also questioning his current signature trench coat.

On the face of Ba Dao, he was indifferent, but he was so beautiful in his heart.

As soon as he opened his eyes with the morning light this morning, the first sentence Ba Dao heard was Kyle's electronic voice.

"Leo, there's a surprise on the balcony."

Ba Dao tilted his head to look at the bedside table, where the Frisbee was lying on it, and he couldn't tell what the AI ​​was up to.

He also had no way of seeing the idea of ​​artificial intelligence hidden in a mechanical product—even if the AI ​​itself was written by him.

Normally, Kyle wouldn't feel at ease when he uttered such seductive words.From being reminded to read some inexplicable entertainment newspapers before, it can be seen that Kyle just likes to see him deflated.

Ba Dao stared vigilantly at the motionless Frisbee for a long time, but still saw nothing.

"...It's really a surprise this time, Leo." Kyle had to explain again.

Kyle finally realized that he had played "Wolf is Coming" too many times, so much that he lost his credibility in the eyes of Ba Dao.

After all, he dare not play with Batman and Ah Fu like this, he can only tease Diao and Xiaoniao!

Ba Dao dubiously left the warm bed in his nightgown, picked up the big knife on one side, and tentatively walked to the balcony step by step.

The balcony was barely visible in the early morning light, and Ba Dao saw a windbreaker hanging on a hanger.

The white windbreaker with a white fur collar is the style he wears.

But something is different.

Ba Dao looked at the windbreaker facing his back in disbelief.

The big "BATMAN" is written on it, which is the same as the signature of the clothes that died in the fire. Judging from the color, it is written with a very high-end and expensive marker pen.

Ba Dao's first reaction was that the clown chased him here and wanted to set him up as a trap. The second reaction was that Kyle had finally evolved to do this kind of cruel prank. Ba Dao, who pushed the boss, came to Zhongcheng in the middle of the night yesterday, thinking it would be better to strike first.

He would never open the balcony glass door or take a step forward until he figured out the situation!

Just looking at the dress and the signature on it like this is enough to make Ba Dao feel angina because of missing the signature that has passed away.

"... Kai, give me an explanation." Ba Dao ordered.

If other people do things like counterfeit signatures, Ba Dao will let them follow the footsteps of fireflies and go to the hospital for ten days and a half months. If it is Kyle...

He chopped off the person who accepted Kyle's instigation, and silenced Kyle for another month.

"The suit and autograph are indeed from Batman," Kyle replied, "just signed last night, fresh and hot."

Kyle also understands that if he cheats, he may be sent back to the Batcave to fend for himself by Ba Dao. He answered the question well, except that he didn't say who the courier was.

If you say it, Superman's vest is almost impossible to keep.

Ba Dao's face was still calm, but there was already a huge wave in his heart.

Batman's signature!

It's been a long time since I asked for it, no matter how much I was beaten up, no matter how much I played like a baby, I couldn't get the autograph!

Did the old father finally change his mind, or was he annoyed by the little bird at home and finally understood his kindness, and took the initiative to please him?

A few days ago, the Batmen rallied together and attacked the death knell. Thinking about it carefully, the process of pushing the boss did not include any fighting between the birds. !

As for how the clothes appeared here, do we still need to ask such questions?

That's Batman!

Ba Dao forcefully opened the door as fast as he could without breaking the glass door and walked onto the balcony. In the howling wind, he hugged his clothes tightly and retreated into the room, closing the door to isolate the cold air. His movements were smooth and smooth.

Then he just curled up on the sofa and hugged his idol's autograph for the whole morning like an idiot.

Kyle: "..."

He finds himself underestimating how much Badao admires Batman every time.

In other words, why doesn't he follow Batman's behavior if he worships so much?Batman sticks to the bottom line and turns into fear, while Ba Dao is still the villain who just wants to catch and beat whoever he wants.

Gotham people are indeed a magical species.

After dinner, Ba Dao, who realized that he could not support himself, put on the signed clothes, ostentatiously posed in front of the changing mirror for a long time, and threw the knife holder at the hotel so as not to block the signature, holding the knife in both hands. Fly out the door.

And then there is now.Ba Dao was not in a hurry to eat at all. He wandered around the street for a long time, attracting a group of reporters from Midtown without answering any questions. Kyle has already found countless videos of "Ba Dao appeared in Midtown wearing his signature clothes" on the Internet .

This act of swearing sovereignty is bound to attract Arkham's group of people to beat him up, just like when Ba Dao was wearing his signature clothes and wandering around.However, today is different from the past. Ba Dao, who has unlocked the IQ lock, will never make such low-level mistakes as "burning clothes by fireflies".

Kyle can already foresee the scene of a large number of Gotham villains smuggling to Midtown and then being beaten and thrown back by Batman chasing them one by one.

Gotham people's pursuit of stars is really extraordinary.

He reports this information to Batman who just woke up.

The little birds who have too much energy to use up and know how to fight all day can finally get busy as a line of defense to prevent the villains from smuggling, and Batman will definitely have a lot of leisure.

Kyle suddenly realizes that this is exactly Batman's purpose.Find something to do for the birds to rest themselves.

So the final result is not that the Gotham villains are raging in Midtown, but that Ba Dao continues to roam happily. The birds are busy and stop fighting. Batman has all-round information and takes the opportunity to investigate Clark. The villains of the target will also focus on smuggling instead of doing things during this time.

Sure enough, your father is still your father.

Kyle let out a scream that was arranged to understand.

However, it is impossible for him to say it. Who told him to be afraid of Batman if he is not afraid of anything?

As for why you are only afraid of Batman?

Because he is Batman.

Ba Dao took the time to glance at the Frisbee that was inconspicuously shaking as if it was hanging unstable in the air.

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Last night, a little angel recommended to me the animated short film "Love, Death and Robots". I almost forgot to code it when I saw it. Today's update QwQ

There are a total of 18 episodes in the animation, and each episode has a different style, story, and duration. You can go and watch it.Since the classification is R-rated, it is difficult to see the full version online, you can find the resources, it is not difficult.You must watch the full version to feel it!