[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

A green light flashed over Seaside City.

The Green Lantern returned to the balcony of the house that Leo had kindly provided.

No matter how much the fur mink deserves a beating, as a professional in planning, he is a considerate person.

This suite will be cleaned regularly by part-time workers when no one lives in it, water and electricity will be supplied at any time, and the glass door of the balcony will not be locked.

Except that he did not leave a penny in the room.

Hal does get paid as Green Lantern.After all, it is a high-risk occupation with an average tenure of four years and few stable retirees. His salary is not low in the universe.

But that is cosmic currency.

However, the development of the earth is too backward, and it has no ability to actively communicate with aliens, and it is under the protection of Asgard, so the outside world cannot take the risk of angering the Asgard to forcefully establish diplomatic relations with it through aggression.The result is that the earth has no communication with the universe at all, and there is no special facility for exchanging the currency of the universe.

Hal Kong has a bag of cosmic currency, but it is useless on the earth.

To put it bluntly, Hal is now a penniless poor ghost, Ha Jiudan.

As a Green Lantern, he has acted bravely several times, and being taken by the rescued to eat and drink in the gratitude zone is the only way for him to support himself during this time.

Originally, things could have been simpler. He didn't have no friends in Seaside City, and he could survive by asking them for help.But you have been on a business trip for more than a year as if you are going to do something important, and it is too embarrassing to find a friend to ask for support when you come back.

He would never do it unless it was absolutely necessary.

If he can no longer support himself, he will go to find Leo who is now traveling around the United States as a tyrant!

He has a kind of self-confidence, the former mercenary Leo will definitely not be short of money.

Braving the green light, Hal opened the balcony glass and walked in. There was a long-lost figure on the sofa in the living room.

Now it looks like a mass of white fluff.

Whatever you want!Hal almost wept with joy.

"Long time no see, Leo." He greeted.

"Ha Jiudan from the Cosmos Police Station," Ba Dao shuddered, and immediately stood up and drew his sword at him, "You have broken into a private house, and I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

Hal, who was excited to see the patron last second:?

He didn't come up in one breath.

After a long business trip, he may not be able to keep up with Leo's train of thought again.

Ba Dao doesn't look like a joke.He drew out the knife and rushed in front of Hal in a few steps. He swung the big knife, barely stopping in front of Hal, who was covered in green light.

Hal didn't move at all and was even in the mood to observe Ba Dao's tangled expression.

His soft fur swayed back and forth with the air current caused by his movements, his beautiful blue eyes looked straight at Hal, his brows were slightly frowned, a little displeased at Hal's defenselessness.

"...Give me some reaction, Hal." Ba Dao said awkwardly.

"Huh?" Hal calmly stretched out a finger to push his blade away, "Slashing like this can't even break my defense, and you don't know it, Leo."

"Bah, it's just because of you!" Ba Dao said enviously.

If it wasn't for Hal's hacker that is much more powerful than him, he wouldn't be able to break through the defense!

"So you can't beat me." Hal canceled the green light special effect to reveal the normal clothes underneath, walked to the sofa and sat down comfortably on the back of the sofa to rest, "It's boring."

It's not invincible either.There are many ways for Ba Dao to beat Hal completely, but that is too despicable, and he doesn't want to do it.

Hal was his friend.

Ba Dao can actually do a lot of things, but he didn't do it either.

Just pretend he's lazy.

"So you won't fight with me?" Ba Dao asked.

"Well, I'm not bullying you, Leo."

Ba Dao: "..."

Then how can you punch Green Lantern and kick Superman like this!

"...Rua!" Ba Dao finally cried out after holding back aggrievedly for a long time.

Hal: "..."

It's a little cute and I want to stroke my fur.

"Hmph, the Dogecoin green light." Ba Dao folded his sword and hugged his chest, rolling his eyes.

He has plenty of opportunities to hit Hal, so there is no need to rush.

He didn't hesitate!

"Okay, okay, I'm Dogecoin," Hal replied indifferently, and turned on the TV, "By the way, why does the 'Badao' beat the most powerful people one by one?"

From a mission-oriented mercenary to a rich second-generation wandering around, and then to a dedicated to defeating all heroes and villains... villains, probably villains.What happened to Leo during this time?

"Pushing the boss is of course to show that I am awesome!" Ba Dao lowered his head and observed Hal's face carefully.

There is really no comparison with the mental pollution of half-rotten avocados, not at all.

In other words, although he is not as handsome as Ba Dao himself, Hal's conditions are indeed very good, and he is a native of the earth.As long as he keeps him from traveling frequently, Hal is perfectly capable of being his... stepmother.

Hal: I think Buxing.

Ba Dao stared at Hal critically, becoming more and more pleasing to the eye, even Tony didn't care about the news that Tony said he was Iron Man.

"What are you looking at, Leo?" Hal felt uncomfortable when he saw him, "Don't say you have a crush on me!"

Ba Dao had a strange look in his eyes, and he couldn't tell where he was to blame.

"Impossible, you are stupid enough to starve yourself to death," Ba Dao denied. He remembered the history of Batman's rejection, and decided to ask another question, "What do you think of Bruce Wayne?"

Let's see if Bruce can be regarded as "cute and soft" in Hal's eyes.

"Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?" Hal looked puzzled.

Who, he, mother, is, cloth, Lu, Si, Wei, en.

Ba Dao's anger value is rising.

Hal was genuinely suspicious, not fake, let alone pretending to be domineering on purpose.

This fact made him even more angry than Hal deliberately teasing Ba Dao.

As a person on Earth, and an American at that, how can you not know Gotham Prince Brussie baby?Get out of the group, ha nine eggs!

"Forgive warrior of fish lips, die!" Ba Dao decided not to care about the friendship of teammates, and first killed this Erha who even Bruce didn't know.

He raised his big knife and slashed at his former teammate regardless of his feelings. Hal was so scared that he almost choked when he drank half of the glass of water. He put down the glass and ran across the room.

"What's wrong with Bruce Wayne?" Hal continued to add fuel to the fire while running, "You've fallen in love with him, do you need me to give you love guidance?"

Hal, who majored in brain hole and minored in death in the Green Lantern Corps, can speak every word to the point.

Let him be beaten.

"Get out!" Ba Dao shouted at him.

Because of his irritable mood, Ba Dao's sword was already covered with a layer of dazzling blue lightning.

Hal felt as if he had really pissed off the fur mink.

But he didn't know what he said that offended Leo. Anyway, he couldn't guess what Leo was thinking, because he was a Gotham specialty after all.

By the way, Gotham!

"Then why is Wayne from Gotham?" Hal racked his brains to appease Ba Dao, "Use Gotham's method to chase him, kidnap him a few times and then save the beauty as a hero, you can succeed, Leo!"

Hal felt that there was nothing wrong with this sentence, he was simply the perfect teammate and friend.

"Get out, Doubi Green Lantern!" On the contrary, Ba Dao became more irritable, and his offensive became more and more fierce.

Although Ba Dao has always been very measured and did not cut the furniture at all, and the current mess in the room is all caused by Hal's avoidance, but it is obviously impossible to continue like this.

Obviously, Hal couldn't completely dodge the attack of Ba Dao, who was gradually getting serious, even with his rich experience in fighting in the universe all the year round.

Although suspected of being a bully, he re-lighted the ring.

While the uniform full of green light effects covered his body, Hal circled Ba Dao with a translucent hamster ball emitting green light.

Ba Dao: "..."

I was put on a special effect that glows green, but I don’t want to be green at all, what should I do, urgent, wait online!

He propped himself up against the wall of the hamster ball to maintain his figure, and stared at Hal gloomily across the surface of the hamster ball. The green light made his face a little sinister.

Hal's scalp tingled inexplicably.

"...Calm down, Leo," Hal let go, "I will help you find a way to catch him."

Ba Dao: "..."

He was suddenly shy.

Chasing after the old father is indeed very attractive, but it will definitely be arranged miserably afterwards, and will be ridiculed by the little green bird, and may also be violently beaten by the whole family.

Wait, he was obviously introducing someone to Hal, why did Hal help him chase someone?

What did he learn in the universe, from the beginning of seducing the specialties of the universe to upgrade to this point!

"I'll go out and beat you when this ball is gone!" Ba Dao said fiercely.

Hal needs a beating!

But now there is a priority.

Ba Dao clenched the big knife with his right hand and slashed hard at the wall of the ball, the ball didn't move at all and didn't break the defense.He took off the Zhenjin knife on his back and stabbed it hard.

The hamster ball cracked a crack.

Ba Dao: Oh, this is not bad!

Hal:?

"What?" Hal said in surprise. "What did you do?"

Even though Hal is often broken in the universe, but now he is on the earth!When did the earth's combat power become so fierce?

Hal quickly filled the gap, not as casually as before but focused.

Ba Dao ignored him, and stabbed the hamster ball more vigorously with the knife again, but failed to break through the defense this time.

Data get, Hal's mental concentration has a direct impact on the strength of the brain hole creation.

He reported the information to Kyle through the inside line, and let his AI upload it to the database of the Batman.

Previously, the database only recorded that Green Lantern Hal Jordan could condense objects out of thin air. Now it is time to enrich the information so that he can be hammered in the future.

"I can't get out now!" Hal was complacent, ignorant of the fact that he had been tricked by the bully knife.

Ba Dao suddenly felt the superiority in IQ.

"Sit down, Hal, let's have a good talk," Ba Dao suppressed his anger, retracted his sword, and decided to return to the crooked topic, "Put your brains away, and I will introduce you to a sexy rich president."

This is a very powerful human being who is a bit stupid and deadly, but has a good temper and good looks. He can really be his stepmother. He is not kidding!

Hal has a sense of déjà vu.

This is not right!

"... Batman again?" Hal asked warily.

He has no interest in that big sullen bat!

"No," Ba Dao said, "it's Bruce Wayne."

"...You introduced your partner to me?" Hal felt that the behavior of Gotham people was really unusual.

Hal continued to bounce back to the brink of death.

"...Shut up, Bruce isn't it!" Ba Dao tried hard to restrain his prehistoric power, "He is super rich, a golden bachelor, and just needs you, an earthling who can protect the weak president."

"...Are you from a dating agency, Leo?" Last time it was the city vigilante, this time it's the president, what's wrong with Gotham people, do you just like to introduce partners to your teammates?

Ba Dao struggled for two seconds between ignoring him and beating him to death, and reluctantly introducing him to his father patiently.

Let's finish the introduction before hitting him.

"Kay, introduce Bruce to Hal." Ba Dao looked at the Frisbee pretending to be dead on the coffee table.

Frisbee has long been equipped with space projection technology, which can explain with pictures at any time.I believe that Hal, who has been exposed to cosmic technology for a long time, will not be surprised by this.

"Okay, Leo." Kyle replied with an electronic voice, projected a picture in the air, and cooperated with the electronic voice to introduce how attractive, rich, and philanthropic Baby Brucey is. the perfect candidate.

Bruce is the heart of America!

Ba Dao didn't believe that Hal would not respond.

However, he miscalculated again.

"Oh, this 'Kay,'" Hal's focus was completely wrong, "is he a silicon-based life from the universe?"

Hal, who has been in contact with various life forms, can accept viruses, bugs, planets, and squirrels, so he naturally thinks that Kyle is also a unique form of life.

I couldn't help but want to hit him with the bully sword, thinking that if Hal married into the family, he might be abused every day.

How could Hal be so good at killing himself!

"No, Mr. Jordan," Kyle replied using the green food introduction template, "My name is Kyle, and it is purely artificial without any natural traces."

"And that's not the point, Hal." Ba Dao expressed his presence dissatisfied.

"...I understand the truth," Hal said, "Why are you so obsessed with introducing me to men?"

Although he is not obsessed with the gender of the object after being brainwashed by various races in the universe, why does Leo firmly believe that he is gay?

"Because the big sister is mine!" Leo replied in seconds.His tone was taken for granted, so that no one could find any flaws.

Hal thinks the fur mink just deserves a beating.

"I am so handsome, no one can match, of course the girl is mine!" Hal confronted Ba Dao tit for tat.

"You're not half as good-looking as I am!" Ba Dao immediately retorted, "And your color is so bad that it's impossible for you to have a successful heterosexual relationship!"

"...I think green is very environmentally friendly and protects the eyes."

"Come on, Hal, you gather a hat," Ba Dao said maliciously, "put it on your head."

"What do you mean?" Hal frowned and found that things were not simple.

"This is a description from the other side of the Pacific Ocean. 'Green hat' means that the object cheats and forgives the other party." Kyle shook out the magical symbolic meaning of the green hat while taking advantage of the tyrant's sword. "You are not only green, but also green all over. Oh has been very sympathetic to that."

So sympathetic that you simply wear a cuckold.

Ba Dao: "..."

Very well, Kyle, you're dead!

"...I shouldn't have let my guard down on you, Leo," Hal grinned grinningly, and the ring began to turn green, "Is this how you treat teammates who are intertwined with life and death? Come here and die!"

He decided to kill his teammates for righteousness.

"How good are you? Forgive the warrior!" Ba Dao drew out the sword without giving in, "Dogecoin Hal, come and get beaten!"

The green light spread over in bursts, and Ba Dao realized that it might not be too easy to arrange Hal now.There is not enough space in the apartment to put a small wall, so he can only put a small circle to surround himself first for self-protection.

Forgive-colored light swept across the small circle, and the green light's attack couldn't break the small circle, but as soon as the small circle disappeared, Ba Dao would gg.

However, Dao Qi is limited, and it is impossible for Ba Dao to maintain its skills all the time.

You have to think of other ways, there will always be a way to beat Hal.

He looked up at Hal who was so angry that he flew up to the ceiling.The other party was full of anger, but more of it was the grievance that he couldn't change his own color.

It's not easy to green yourself in a fight.

You really can't find a girlfriend, Ha Jiudan.

Ba Dao: "..."

Forget it, let's fight back next time, look at how angry Hal is, hahaha.

He laughed wildly and pounded on the inner wall of the small circle, and the bright blue sphere shone with bursts of light, which was exactly the same frequency as his laughter, as if the sphere was laughing at Hal along with Ba Dao.

Hal was even more aggrieved, and his anger rose.

A high-rise apartment building in Seaside City glows green.

Ba Dao was thrown out of the apartment under his name.

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Thank you Lele for the grenade!