Gotham baby Bruce Wayne still dominates page two of the Gotham Daily.
The first edition was, of course, Batman's exclusive, there's no denying that.But Baby Bruce's report this time is not because of hooking up with some supermodel, or getting burned after drinking, or getting injured from extreme sports.
This time his reporting posture was different from before.
Bruce Wayne has adopted an illegitimate son, Leo Wayne.
It's big news that Brucey, who is unruly but has perfect safety measures, has finally fallen.
Both the woman who must have received a large sum of money and the child who was brought back aroused envy.
The paparazzi struggled to get a photo of the lucky kid.
It was a side shot of Baby Bruce holding his hand for a walk in Wayne Manor—rich people are so self-willed, and the area of his manor is more than enough for walking.
The paparazzi haven't been this bold in a long time.They've tried to take private photos of Brucey's baby at Wayne Manor in the past, even using drones to do so.Those who dared to do this were all brought to court, and the luxurious lawyer team of the rich man sued them one by one, so that they even lost their underwear.For a long time after that the paparazzi were afraid to take Wayne's list.
They were very restrained this time, and set up equipment at a distance from the fence of the manor, and they didn't dare to shoot for too long.
This photo did not come easily.
In the picture, Bruce Wayne turned his back to the camera, and the child he was holding was looking up at him.
This Leo Wayne is just too good-looking and cute, with big blue eyes full of seriousness, and a delicate little face tensed, looking up at his father earnestly.
His mother must have been a great beauty too.
Countless women were worried because of this news. Fortunately, Wayne Manor hadn't seen any women coming in and out recently, and Baby Bruce didn't seem to be planning to get married at all.
They were greatly relieved.
Bruce Baby is still that golden bachelor.If he can really win his heart, then why not be a little boy's stepmother by the way, not to mention he is so cute.
"Fran, look, does this kid look like Leo?" A woman asked her husband in the Metropolitan Residential Building.
"...It's so similar, I think it's him. I have to find a channel to confirm, he really worries us." Police Officer Fran said and was about to leave.
His cell phone rang suddenly at this moment.Fran glanced at it, but it was an unknown number.He picked up the phone.
"Hi, I'm Bush."
"Good morning, Fran, how is the kitchen?" The boy's voice came from the speaker, much more lively than half a year ago, "If it's good, can you burn it?"
"Not good, next one." Fran said with a dull face.
He laughed in no time.
…………
After a long exchange, Leo hung up the phone and sank into the extremely soft sofa at home relaxed.
His mood was unprecedentedly relaxed, and he just wanted to lie on the sofa until the end of time.
A person sat next to him, and the 200-pound weight caused the sofa surface to tilt in the direction of the person coming and going. Leo, who was dead still, slowly slid along the sofa surface to the person coming.
Leo pretended not to see him, lazily pretending to be a wooden man.
Bruce fell silent for a moment.
"You should go to school," he said.
here we go again.thought Leo.
Leo really didn't want to go to school.
Going to school is a waste of time. There is so much time wasted in a bunch of small beans listening to the knowledge that is the basics of the basics. It's better, it's better to lie on the sofa.
How could humans invent such a soft and comforting piece of furniture!It is not an exaggeration to regard the sofa as the ultimate goal of life!
Although it is possible to go to school with Dick, it is still very shameful to carry a schoolbag and squeeze into a classroom with a bunch of children.
In his previous life, Leo was a domineering man, a man!The coquettish type who goes up to the sky and into the ground, the kind who stretches out his long legs and kicks them down!
Even if he is a little Douding in this life, he is still the crazy, cool and domineering Big Orange Wudao father inside, there is no doubt about it.
And referring to Bruce's height, as long as he sleeps on time, he will definitely break through 185 in the future!
Anyway taller than Dick.
Not that he had any prejudice against Dick's height, but... well, he was.
"...I can teach myself!" Leo yelled.
"But they don't bring you social."
"That's not important..."
"Socialization is a must for humans."
Leo couldn't find words to refute, so he could only stare into Bruce's eyes silently.Although the boy was expressionless, accusations, grievances and expectations were almost overflowing, making it impossible for anyone to say anything to reject him.
But Bruce is not ordinary, he can always - well, most of the time can tenaciously resist such cuteness offensive.
"You should be with Dick," Bruce shot back.
The little angel with the sunny buttocks flashed in Leo's mind, his smiling face was brighter than the reflection of the buttocks.
Leo: "..." Critical strike.
"I want my kid to be the best in the crowd."
The Q version of Bruce said in Leo's mind, "As expected of my son, the others are scum", and then as a reward, the Q version of Bruce married the Q version of Batman back home to be Leo's mother.
Leo: "..." Another crit strike.
Leo looked at the ceiling with a guilty conscience, trying to get rid of the temptation and play dead.
Ah Fu who was standing aside said calmly: "Master Leo, you need to go to school."
Leo: "...well, good." gg
Bruce:?
After several days of persuasion, I still can't say a word to the housekeeper?
Leo: They are at the top of the food chain :)
a few days later.
"Don't worry, Leo," Dick said on the way to school, "I'll take care of you."
No, Leo didn't need Dick to take care of him.He will in turn take good care of this elder brother whose relationship is in jeopardy.
"...um." Leo said incredulously.
Ah Fu, who was driving in the front row, nodded in satisfaction.
Going to school really is a pure waste of time.The teacher is lecturing on the stage, and the children are playing quietly below, and they will be more unrestrained during the break.
Leo stared boredly at the window.
Dick in the middle school classroom on the opposite floor rarely takes the initiative to talk to other people, but once a topic arises, he can't help but completely dominate and appear aggressive.
The only person who can get on well with him in this way is the amazing Barbara Gordon.
However, Leo thinks that the reason why they have a good relationship is not only because of Barbara's good personality, but also because of their ambiguous relationship.
Maybe Dick learned from Bruce.
After Leo was brought home, Bruce didn't take women home for the night, and most of the time he went to the hotel or at the company.Leo knew what his old father was doing, it was clearly written in the newspaper.
Ladies and gentlemen are very hot.
Such hobbies are still within the tolerance range.
When the bell rang, the head teacher who the children were most afraid of put away the teaching aids and walked out of the classroom without looking sideways. The most presumptuous children immediately started to act.
A tall boy walked up to Leo's seat, surrounded by other children.
Leo raised his head and glanced at him, then at the other people who surrounded him, and understood roughly what happened.
Among a group of teenagers, Leo seemed very taciturn, and at first glance, he looked like the nerdy type.But he is good-looking, so it is easy to attract the girls' attention.
The boys started to panic.
They want to give Leo a blow.
Leo, who has been at the bottom of Gotham City for almost two years, said that it is completely true.
Dick on the opposite floor glanced at this side, and immediately asked the girl who hit him up to resign and was about to come to save him from the fire.
"Are you the lucky kid from the Wayne family?" asked the leading child here.
"Yes, Mr. Wood," Leo replied, looking him straight in the eye. "The new headband is very cool. The players will be very encouraged."
John Wood, a member of the varsity basketball team, was desperate for attention and had put on a new headband the day before the game, but no one seemed to notice.
Keeping in mind his goal of becoming the best among the crowd, Leo checked out the information of each member of the school early on, and combined with observations in class, he knew everyone's g-spot.
A blush floated on the big boy's face: "Oh, thank you..."
Then it's much easier.thought Leo.
"Mr. Weir, your lost pencil is on the window sill." Leo looked at another boy next to him, and then turned his head and said to the girl holding two hairpins in the back row who was hesitant, "Blue hairpins are better than pink ones." Better for your blonde hair, Miss White, and don't mind the 'girl red boy blue' expression."
The boy went to the window sill and found the pen, and ran back happily to thank him. The girl blushed slightly after receiving the affirmation, and whispered thank you.
Too easy and not challenging at all.thought Leo.
Dick burst into the elementary school classroom, looking around for Leo who was "likely to be bullied".
He watched for a long time, but he couldn't see any children who were bullied and chattering in the corner.
On the contrary, these little bean dings gathered together, as if they were holding some kind of cult activity.
Some of the little bean dings could vaguely see someone waving their hands, and the crowd opened a gap as if ordered, and Dick was able to see what they were surrounding.
They are surrounding his brother.
Leo wore the sunglasses offered by his classmates, held a lollipop in his mouth, and turned his head coquettishly to look at him with his legs crossed.The children around followed Leo and focused their attention on Dick.
Dick: "..."
The corners of Leo's lips curled into a smile that didn't look like it: "I'm covering you, Dick."
Dick: "..."
He almost forgot how bad this little brother who liked to watch him destroy the milk with a sour face was.
"Brother Leo," the tall and burly Wood was the first to respond, and said courteously, "Do you need a lollipop or ice cream?"
This is probably level suppression.thought Dick.
Wayne Manor.
Dick's observation report was quickly sent back.
"It seems that Master Leo is living a good life." The old butler said, gouging Ruth a few times with his eyes.
This relationship is obviously abnormal!
Bruce: "..."
He didn't know that the sentence "I want you to be the best" would be misinterpreted, resulting in this effect!
His original intention was just to make Zai Zai more lively!
However, the blame that should be carried still cannot escape.
He actually thought Leo was doing pretty well.
Gotham Elementary.
Surrounded by the crowd, Leo came to Dick's side, held his hand like a princess, and sent him off to the school gate like a leader, which shocked the parents' jaws.
Sure enough, I am the best!thought Leo.
That night, he dreamed that Dick, whose smile was brighter than the reflection of his buttocks, pulled him to Bruce.
Bruce rubbed his hair and said, "As expected of me, everyone else is scum", and then Bruce stepped aside to let Batman with two little balls of holy white gauze hanging from the tips of his ears behind him, like a knight Slightly bent down and took the black vigilante's hand and said, "I found love, and he will be your mother in the future."
"I'm your mother," Batman said in a guttural voice.
Gotham City is amazing!thought Leo.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
So you are only dreaming :)
PS:
Thank you Wu Shan He Gui for mine!
The first edition was, of course, Batman's exclusive, there's no denying that.But Baby Bruce's report this time is not because of hooking up with some supermodel, or getting burned after drinking, or getting injured from extreme sports.
This time his reporting posture was different from before.
Bruce Wayne has adopted an illegitimate son, Leo Wayne.
It's big news that Brucey, who is unruly but has perfect safety measures, has finally fallen.
Both the woman who must have received a large sum of money and the child who was brought back aroused envy.
The paparazzi struggled to get a photo of the lucky kid.
It was a side shot of Baby Bruce holding his hand for a walk in Wayne Manor—rich people are so self-willed, and the area of his manor is more than enough for walking.
The paparazzi haven't been this bold in a long time.They've tried to take private photos of Brucey's baby at Wayne Manor in the past, even using drones to do so.Those who dared to do this were all brought to court, and the luxurious lawyer team of the rich man sued them one by one, so that they even lost their underwear.For a long time after that the paparazzi were afraid to take Wayne's list.
They were very restrained this time, and set up equipment at a distance from the fence of the manor, and they didn't dare to shoot for too long.
This photo did not come easily.
In the picture, Bruce Wayne turned his back to the camera, and the child he was holding was looking up at him.
This Leo Wayne is just too good-looking and cute, with big blue eyes full of seriousness, and a delicate little face tensed, looking up at his father earnestly.
His mother must have been a great beauty too.
Countless women were worried because of this news. Fortunately, Wayne Manor hadn't seen any women coming in and out recently, and Baby Bruce didn't seem to be planning to get married at all.
They were greatly relieved.
Bruce Baby is still that golden bachelor.If he can really win his heart, then why not be a little boy's stepmother by the way, not to mention he is so cute.
"Fran, look, does this kid look like Leo?" A woman asked her husband in the Metropolitan Residential Building.
"...It's so similar, I think it's him. I have to find a channel to confirm, he really worries us." Police Officer Fran said and was about to leave.
His cell phone rang suddenly at this moment.Fran glanced at it, but it was an unknown number.He picked up the phone.
"Hi, I'm Bush."
"Good morning, Fran, how is the kitchen?" The boy's voice came from the speaker, much more lively than half a year ago, "If it's good, can you burn it?"
"Not good, next one." Fran said with a dull face.
He laughed in no time.
…………
After a long exchange, Leo hung up the phone and sank into the extremely soft sofa at home relaxed.
His mood was unprecedentedly relaxed, and he just wanted to lie on the sofa until the end of time.
A person sat next to him, and the 200-pound weight caused the sofa surface to tilt in the direction of the person coming and going. Leo, who was dead still, slowly slid along the sofa surface to the person coming.
Leo pretended not to see him, lazily pretending to be a wooden man.
Bruce fell silent for a moment.
"You should go to school," he said.
here we go again.thought Leo.
Leo really didn't want to go to school.
Going to school is a waste of time. There is so much time wasted in a bunch of small beans listening to the knowledge that is the basics of the basics. It's better, it's better to lie on the sofa.
How could humans invent such a soft and comforting piece of furniture!It is not an exaggeration to regard the sofa as the ultimate goal of life!
Although it is possible to go to school with Dick, it is still very shameful to carry a schoolbag and squeeze into a classroom with a bunch of children.
In his previous life, Leo was a domineering man, a man!The coquettish type who goes up to the sky and into the ground, the kind who stretches out his long legs and kicks them down!
Even if he is a little Douding in this life, he is still the crazy, cool and domineering Big Orange Wudao father inside, there is no doubt about it.
And referring to Bruce's height, as long as he sleeps on time, he will definitely break through 185 in the future!
Anyway taller than Dick.
Not that he had any prejudice against Dick's height, but... well, he was.
"...I can teach myself!" Leo yelled.
"But they don't bring you social."
"That's not important..."
"Socialization is a must for humans."
Leo couldn't find words to refute, so he could only stare into Bruce's eyes silently.Although the boy was expressionless, accusations, grievances and expectations were almost overflowing, making it impossible for anyone to say anything to reject him.
But Bruce is not ordinary, he can always - well, most of the time can tenaciously resist such cuteness offensive.
"You should be with Dick," Bruce shot back.
The little angel with the sunny buttocks flashed in Leo's mind, his smiling face was brighter than the reflection of the buttocks.
Leo: "..." Critical strike.
"I want my kid to be the best in the crowd."
The Q version of Bruce said in Leo's mind, "As expected of my son, the others are scum", and then as a reward, the Q version of Bruce married the Q version of Batman back home to be Leo's mother.
Leo: "..." Another crit strike.
Leo looked at the ceiling with a guilty conscience, trying to get rid of the temptation and play dead.
Ah Fu who was standing aside said calmly: "Master Leo, you need to go to school."
Leo: "...well, good." gg
Bruce:?
After several days of persuasion, I still can't say a word to the housekeeper?
Leo: They are at the top of the food chain :)
a few days later.
"Don't worry, Leo," Dick said on the way to school, "I'll take care of you."
No, Leo didn't need Dick to take care of him.He will in turn take good care of this elder brother whose relationship is in jeopardy.
"...um." Leo said incredulously.
Ah Fu, who was driving in the front row, nodded in satisfaction.
Going to school really is a pure waste of time.The teacher is lecturing on the stage, and the children are playing quietly below, and they will be more unrestrained during the break.
Leo stared boredly at the window.
Dick in the middle school classroom on the opposite floor rarely takes the initiative to talk to other people, but once a topic arises, he can't help but completely dominate and appear aggressive.
The only person who can get on well with him in this way is the amazing Barbara Gordon.
However, Leo thinks that the reason why they have a good relationship is not only because of Barbara's good personality, but also because of their ambiguous relationship.
Maybe Dick learned from Bruce.
After Leo was brought home, Bruce didn't take women home for the night, and most of the time he went to the hotel or at the company.Leo knew what his old father was doing, it was clearly written in the newspaper.
Ladies and gentlemen are very hot.
Such hobbies are still within the tolerance range.
When the bell rang, the head teacher who the children were most afraid of put away the teaching aids and walked out of the classroom without looking sideways. The most presumptuous children immediately started to act.
A tall boy walked up to Leo's seat, surrounded by other children.
Leo raised his head and glanced at him, then at the other people who surrounded him, and understood roughly what happened.
Among a group of teenagers, Leo seemed very taciturn, and at first glance, he looked like the nerdy type.But he is good-looking, so it is easy to attract the girls' attention.
The boys started to panic.
They want to give Leo a blow.
Leo, who has been at the bottom of Gotham City for almost two years, said that it is completely true.
Dick on the opposite floor glanced at this side, and immediately asked the girl who hit him up to resign and was about to come to save him from the fire.
"Are you the lucky kid from the Wayne family?" asked the leading child here.
"Yes, Mr. Wood," Leo replied, looking him straight in the eye. "The new headband is very cool. The players will be very encouraged."
John Wood, a member of the varsity basketball team, was desperate for attention and had put on a new headband the day before the game, but no one seemed to notice.
Keeping in mind his goal of becoming the best among the crowd, Leo checked out the information of each member of the school early on, and combined with observations in class, he knew everyone's g-spot.
A blush floated on the big boy's face: "Oh, thank you..."
Then it's much easier.thought Leo.
"Mr. Weir, your lost pencil is on the window sill." Leo looked at another boy next to him, and then turned his head and said to the girl holding two hairpins in the back row who was hesitant, "Blue hairpins are better than pink ones." Better for your blonde hair, Miss White, and don't mind the 'girl red boy blue' expression."
The boy went to the window sill and found the pen, and ran back happily to thank him. The girl blushed slightly after receiving the affirmation, and whispered thank you.
Too easy and not challenging at all.thought Leo.
Dick burst into the elementary school classroom, looking around for Leo who was "likely to be bullied".
He watched for a long time, but he couldn't see any children who were bullied and chattering in the corner.
On the contrary, these little bean dings gathered together, as if they were holding some kind of cult activity.
Some of the little bean dings could vaguely see someone waving their hands, and the crowd opened a gap as if ordered, and Dick was able to see what they were surrounding.
They are surrounding his brother.
Leo wore the sunglasses offered by his classmates, held a lollipop in his mouth, and turned his head coquettishly to look at him with his legs crossed.The children around followed Leo and focused their attention on Dick.
Dick: "..."
The corners of Leo's lips curled into a smile that didn't look like it: "I'm covering you, Dick."
Dick: "..."
He almost forgot how bad this little brother who liked to watch him destroy the milk with a sour face was.
"Brother Leo," the tall and burly Wood was the first to respond, and said courteously, "Do you need a lollipop or ice cream?"
This is probably level suppression.thought Dick.
Wayne Manor.
Dick's observation report was quickly sent back.
"It seems that Master Leo is living a good life." The old butler said, gouging Ruth a few times with his eyes.
This relationship is obviously abnormal!
Bruce: "..."
He didn't know that the sentence "I want you to be the best" would be misinterpreted, resulting in this effect!
His original intention was just to make Zai Zai more lively!
However, the blame that should be carried still cannot escape.
He actually thought Leo was doing pretty well.
Gotham Elementary.
Surrounded by the crowd, Leo came to Dick's side, held his hand like a princess, and sent him off to the school gate like a leader, which shocked the parents' jaws.
Sure enough, I am the best!thought Leo.
That night, he dreamed that Dick, whose smile was brighter than the reflection of his buttocks, pulled him to Bruce.
Bruce rubbed his hair and said, "As expected of me, everyone else is scum", and then Bruce stepped aside to let Batman with two little balls of holy white gauze hanging from the tips of his ears behind him, like a knight Slightly bent down and took the black vigilante's hand and said, "I found love, and he will be your mother in the future."
"I'm your mother," Batman said in a guttural voice.
Gotham City is amazing!thought Leo.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
So you are only dreaming :)
PS:
Thank you Wu Shan He Gui for mine!
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