[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Ba Dao's pursuit of Catwoman is secretive and firm.

He began to pay attention to collecting precious jewelry in the process of beating the gangsters every week, and haunted various jewelry stores, buying some beautiful ones generously.

In order to have enough financial support, Ba Dao entrusted the relationship of a young lady reporter from the Gotham Daily that he knew, and exchanged Ba Dao's first exclusive interview for the promotion of "Assassin's Creed".

You can do publicity by doing exclusive interviews, you can sell games after publicity, you can get money if you sell games, and you can chase big sisters if you have money!

Ba Dao feels motivated.

"Catwoman is a generation older than you, and you are just a child in her eyes, Leo," Kyle reminded on the way to the interview, "The success rate of pursuit is less than [-]%."

"Since when did you start working as a relationship counselor, Kay?"

"Through big data," Kyle replied, "I'm still far from an emotional consultant, don't worry."

"Oh, I'm not an ordinary person in big data!" Leo said, "Regardless of success or failure, I will be the best one!"

"Okay, that's right," Kyle said.

The perfunctory answer made Leo decide to ignore him.

"Honestly, an interview? It makes me feel weird." Ba Dao said lazily as he sank comfortably on the sofa in the interview room, "But this is really great, I love sofas!"

"...I hope you can be more serious later, Ba Dao." The young lady said without hope.

Some of the questions in the interviews were very sharp, while others were very common.Ba Dao can choose not to answer, or he can say something else according to his temper.Overall very relaxing.

"...Then it's back to the standard question - the editor actually arranged it at the back, do you think you're a superhero, Ba Dao?"

"Standard answer, it's not that I don't have it - I've been asked [-] times if I don't say anything." Ba Dao lost interest.

……

"Next question, is anyone curious about the function of the headphones you usually wear?"

"That's my assistant, his name is Kyle." Ba Dao shut up after saying this.Although it is very prestigious to have an assistant, he does not intend to reveal the identity of Kyle AI yet.

"Okay, next question, you, uh, do you think you're cute?"

"I suspect that the questionnaire has been switched," Ba Dao said strangely, pretending to be serious while sinking into the sofa, "but I can give the answer——I'm super fierce."

"Hahahaha..." The young lady laughed amusedly, and asked after recovering, "The last question, why do you want to promote this game called "Assassin's Creed"?"

"Poor." Ba Dao said concisely.

"It's really in line with everyone's impression of you. Then let's discuss the promotion of the game..."

Ba Dao waited for a few days before Catwoman acted again.

It's not that he can't find someone if the other party doesn't act, but that identity is her privacy, and Ba Dao doesn't want to track down her real identity just because she likes her.

That would be hated.

Although it's not much better if they find her as soon as they make a move.

He landed on Catwoman's street after she finished stealing again.

"Boy?" Catwoman looked at Ba Dao who suddenly landed with some doubts.

"Maomao, me, what?" Ba Dao was a little nervous, "I collected some jewelry, I heard you like it."

"No," Catwoman smiled, and approached Ba Dao step by step, stretched out her right index finger and shook it in front of Ba Dao, "I only like precious ones, and I will take them with my own strength."

"...Huh?" The close distance made Ba Dao blush a little and was at a loss again.

"That way, both the process and the harvest will be satisfying," Catwoman looked into Ba Dao's eyes mysteriously, "Boy, you should also look for your own jewelry."

After Catwoman finished speaking, she smiled again, couldn't help stroking her fluffy hair, turned around gracefully, walked into the night alley unhurriedly, and disappeared into the sight of Ba Dao.

Ba Dao blinked, looked down blankly at the box full of gems in his hand, and then looked up at the place where Catwoman disappeared.

He weighed it and opened the box, one of the precious emeralds from the Black Mask site had disappeared, and the others were still lying there.

"Catwoman stopped to communicate because of the 'Mermaid Tears' gem in your hand, Leo," Kyle said wistfully, "You were dumped, or never started."

"...No," Ba Dao puffed up his cheeks aggrievedly, "She didn't refuse in one breath!"

"Even if you persist, you will fail, with a probability of more than [-]%." The electronic voice continued.

"Then I will try my best to fail again," Ba Dao said, "You have to please me, Kai."

"Are you kidding me, Leo?" Kyle asked.

"……I do not have!"

Robin at the top looked at Badao who was arguing with the communicator, and then at his dark partner next to him.

"...keep patrolling," Batman said.

Two figures flashed in the air, but there was no one there.

"The clown has escaped again." Kyle said suddenly.

"It's really worrying," Ba Dao said, "Navigation, Zhou Ke'er will always have fun."

Let him break away from the exciting and hopeless first love slowly, and make sand sculptures.

The clown is in a bar booth.

It's very dark here.The bar staff naturally led Ba Dao to the door of the private room where the clown was and left first.

"Zhou Ke'er," Ba Dao pushed open the door and walked in. This lunatic was mixing a table full of expensive wine, "...you are reckless!"

"Try this, Leo!" The clown didn't feel displeased at being disturbed at all, he bounced around and handed a glass of dark blue wine to Ba Dao.

Ba Dao looked down at the dark blue wine, the color of the liquid was uneven, one half was so dark that it was close to black, and the other half was lighter in color, and the reddish-brown precipitate could be vaguely seen floating back and forth in it with the clown's movements.

Ba Dao: "... Get lost."

"Then I'll drink it myself~" The clown showed a big smile, picked up the wine glass and drank it down.

Ba Dao looked at the wine on the table with an average alcohol content of [-], and then at the clown who killed a large glass in one go.

Ba Dao: "..."

"How is it?" Ba Dao looked at what else the clown could do.

The clown smacked his lips and smiled cheerfully, sat back on the sofa in the private room, patted the place next to him vigorously to signal Ba Dao to join him.

Ba Dao reluctantly took a seat for a table of expensive guys who usually have money but may not be able to get it.

No matter how much the clown drank, he didn't show signs of getting drunk. Ba Dao didn't dare to drink too much in front of the table full of recognizable and unrecognizable wine, cream, juice, and ice cubes. Who knows When will the clown suddenly beat him up.

Ba Dao thought, he can beat the clown first.

The clown moved away a little with a sense of crisis, and then chatted with him.

"Hahahaha, there is one thing I really admire about the little bat!"

"what?"

"He's boring too," said the Joker, "but that's what makes him so attractive hahahahaha!"

"...Are you an idiot?" Ba Dao expressed his disgust.

The clown was silent for a while before speaking again: "I intend to be the 'only' clown."

"... Derry Town?" Ba Dao's expression froze, and he let out a breath after a long time, "But we don't have Lisa anymore."

Can't move without dps.

And he's a bit shy about ghosts like this.

"Us, no," said the Joker, "I can."

Ba Dao turned to look at him silently.

"You just have to watch," the clown said, grinning again, "Alyssa just has to 'watch' too. In your terms, I can solo."

Ba Dao just looked at him, at his rarely crazy expression, at half of his missing teeth when he smiled.

Ba Dao: "Poof——"

The clown began to draw out the blade.

Ba Dao beat him back to the sofa.

They sat side by side and began to drink slowly.

"Actually," Ba Dao struggled not to look at the clown's half of his teeth, "You can change to steel teeth, the ones that shine, and they will definitely attract beautiful girls!"

The clown, who was beaten black and swollen by Ba Dao in a wave, ignored him, laughed to himself for a long time, got up and left while laughing.

"Don't forget to change your teeth!" Ba Dao said to his back, "You don't want the audience to laugh when you push the boss, do you?"

The clown raised his laughter and completely covered Ba Dao's words at the back, as if he was very annoyed by Ba Dao.

Ba Dao looked at the door that opened wide after the clown left, tilted his head, and opened another wine bottle indifferently.

After pouring and drinking for more than half an hour, Ba Dao stopped before opening the next bottle.

He's a good drinker, but also gets drunk.Ba Dao, who can see his own buff with the help of the blood bar mechanism, can feel it, and he will enter the drunken debuff after taking another sip.

Ba Dao has never tried to really get himself drunk.

He looked down at the label on the bottle.

A well-known winery, the 1972 vintage wine.

This is very expensive, priceless.Ba Dao thought, the clown should have no motivation to attack Ba Dao under the drunken debuff.

so……!

"Kay, if someone tries to attack, raise the volume to wake me up!" Ba Dao said, and opened the bottle without hesitation after the AI ​​answered.

He never stopped.

The number of unopened wine bottles on the table keeps decreasing, and the number of wine bottles with only half or half remaining continues to increase.

Ba Dao poured himself another glass of 1990 vintage red wine. He raised the glass and looked in the direction of the door thoughtfully.

There is no one there.

He pondered for a long time before raising his head.

A large bat was glued to the corner of the ceiling.

Ba Dao looked at the big bat blankly, then lowered his head and reached out to grab the weapon next to him - he didn't catch it.

He was a little surprised, why couldn't he touch the weapon right in front of him?He mechanically grabbed it several times.

Ba Dao stared blankly at the knife rest on the far side of the sofa, stretched out his hand slightly to scratch the sofa, and tilted his head in doubt.

Batman: "..."

Ba Dao, who couldn't get the weapon, simply gave up his action, raised his wine glass and prepared to continue.

A hand stopped him by the wrist.

"...Ah?" It took Ba Dao a long time to react and looked at the owner of the hand.

It's Batman.

"Where's the Joker?" Batman asked.

"Zhou, Zhou... Ke'er..." Ba Dao murmured unconsciously, looked at Batman, threw away the wine glass with his right hand, and lightly slammed his fist on Batman's breastplate, "Sooner or later, I will be as awesome as you. "

Ba Dao: Punch your chest with a small fist.

The glass goblet shattered on the ground, and the red-brown wine spilled out, but he didn't care about it.

"Where's the Joker?" Batman continued.

"The clown is changing his teeth." Ba Dao said, raising his hand to the top of Batman's head.

Batman: ?

"...Where is the clown?" Batman asked again, avoiding the hand of Ba Dao.

Ba Dao, who didn't touch anything, frowned slightly and looked at him aggrievedly with his eyes wide open.

Batman: "..."

Batman leaned closer and touched Ba Dao.

Ba Dao reached out and touched the tip of Batman's erect "ear", caressed it fondly, and laughed happily.

"Tell me now," Batman said.

"The clown is indeed going to change his teeth," Ba Dao said strangely, "We are going to kill a supernatural creature in the future!"

"Tell me more."

"There is a dancing clown in Derry Town," Ba Dao tried hard to recall, and said slowly with a drawn out tone, "It was a ghost, and it killed many children."

After getting the information, Batman got up and wanted to leave, but paused under Ba Dao's bewildered gesture of staying.

"Maybe I can complete the verification of the information given by Ba Dao during your stay, Master Bruce." Neafu said on the communicator.

The old housekeeper said, just sit here and leave the work to me.

Batman sat back in silence.

Ba Dao looked at him cheerfully.

We have to find something to talk about, otherwise Ah Fu will talk again.thought Batman.

"...how did you survive?" Batman asked.

"Ah?" Ba Dao continued to be confused.

"Five years ago," Batman added, "I thought you were dead."

"Hmm..." Ba Dao didn't reply for a while.

After a while he couldn't help frowning, "That hurts, really hurts."

Ba Dao thought for a while and said: "But it's all good. Anyway, it's not the heart, nor the brain."

There is a truth behind this statement.

It can also be speculated about the perverted degree of the self-healing ability of the Ba Dao - bones and internal organs, it should be said that except for the two parts in the Ba Dao's mouth, the rest can be repaired.

Judging from Jason's state, [-]% of his self-healing ability can be shared with other people like flying.

"...I'm sorry," Batman said.

"What?" Ba Dao looked at the idol in doubt, and his usual thinking told him that if the other party apologized, he could make an inch of it. "Then can you give me another autograph? Can you lend me the little bat plane?"

"...don't even think about it," Batman said grimly.

"Oh," Ba Dao thought for a while, "there are Batmobiles, small coins, bat darts, universal belt..."

Ba Dao's voice became smaller and smaller, and he fell down towards the table full of wine bottles while talking.

He fell asleep.

The people around him caught him.

Batman removed the terminal of the Batao.

"Whoever you are, we need to talk."

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Ba Dao: I've actually been offline QAQ

Surprisingly, the assistant who smashed it is actually not a person hahaha!

PS:

The school is about to start, and after that, it will be updated every Monday and Friday, and the other five days will be updated normally!thank you all.

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PSS:

Thank you Wu Shanhe for the two mines!

Thank you Yolly for the grenade!