[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

"According to the analysis of the monitoring screen, you are not affected by the fear gas, but the effect of the laughing gas is severe," the voice of the artificial intelligence kept analyzing by the earphone terminal, and made a cover-up in Ba Dao's impatience. After the movement of the ears, he continued, "Okay, the hearing is not affected, and the body movements tend to be closer to the clown. The laughing gas has a little mutation on you. Leo, you need further inspection."

"Hahahahaha... hold back!" Ba Daotou felt noisy for the first time.

His thinking was very clear, from being submerged by the oncoming gas, to paralyzing the nerves when the high-concentration gas touched the skin, failing to make a retreat and almost dropping the knife, to suddenly being irritable and uncontrollably wanting to shake his limbs, to After the gas dissipated slightly, he couldn't help laughing, until he finally made the decision to become angry and beat the clown, he was always awake.

It's just that the action of holding the knife with both hands above the head is a bit stupid.He can't get any speed or strength buffs through this action, and it's easy to deviate when launching an attack like this.Domineering knife evaluation.

Wait, what the hell am I doing?Ba Dao thought.

"Your symptoms have not subsided, I suggest you try to vent." Kyle suggested.

Do I have any symptoms?Ba Dao thought blankly.

His movements became very sluggish, and the attack was easily dodged by the clown.

"Hahaha, hah," Ba Dao, who failed in the attack, paused to change his breath and continued to laugh, "Fat is here to take the move hahahaha!"

He swung the saber again, this time holding the broadsword in his right hand and slashing left and right.The clown seemed to have discovered a new world, he jumped up and down back and dodged with a smile on his face.

"Come on, Xiao Ba Dao, I'm here~" The clown walked half a circle around the remaining part of the bank hall after being blocked by the sword wall, and waved back to Ba Dao.

As soon as Ba Dao took a few steps toward him, he staggered and nearly fell down. He struggled to support his body with the big knife, and between laughing wildly, he took two deep breaths in the room where the poisonous gas was almost gone.

The chaos debuff subsided a little, and his brain began to process the information given by Kyle.

Ah, oh, I do have some symptoms.Ba Dao thought, if Kyle suggested venting...

He looked at the clown who was smiling and waving at him in the distance, and the clown laughed even more when he saw him looking over.

Yes, I'm going to bash my teammates.As he thought so, he couldn't stop laughing, quickened his pace and rushed towards the clown.

The poisonous gas had a great influence on his movements, suppressing Ba Dao's combat power to a level only a little higher than the Joker's in terms of strength and speed.

Will our fight be like two sand sculpture chickens pecking at each other with a smile on their faces?Ba Dao thought.

He rushed towards the direction of killing the clown with all his knives. The clown dodged backwards while watching the opportunity to stab with a blade, and occasionally raised his gun to shoot him.Ba Dao, whose reaction speed was greatly weakened, relied on a plug-in named Kyle to block the clown's attacks one by one, and responded with a more violent attack.

They were all laughing, one was a crazy laugh that had been maintained all the time, and the other was an exaggerated laugh that couldn't be stopped under the influence of drugs.They were attacking each other, and any perfect blow could kill the other, and neither side flinched.

Although all the tricks were assassins, Ba Dao didn't really want to kill the clown.He just felt that the clown could completely handle this level of attack, so he mercilessly killed him.He strangely felt that he could understand the clown to a certain extent, and the other party didn't want to kill Ba Dao, even though his targets were Ba Dao's throat and heart every time.

Something is wrong.Ba Dao thought, he actually felt that he was very close to the clown.

In the fight, Ba Dao's movements became faster and faster, and his reactions became more and more flexible.Gradually, except for the unstoppable laughter, he has come out of the unfavorable state.

"Out of most influences," said the cheat, "very successful, Leo."

No.Ba Dao thought, this irrepressible laughter was the biggest influence, it made him look like a lunatic.

It's too out of line.

Guessing that the poisonous gas had almost dissipated completely, Ba Dao stopped the output of sword Qi, the blue light on the big sword faded, and the huge barrier behind him also collapsed and dissipated.

With the disintegrating large blue light spots as the background, he pulled out the knife from the knife holder with his left hand, laughed and knocked down the clown's pistol and blade with the pair of knives. From behind, the back of the big knife mercilessly hit the clown's thin back, knocking him down with one blow.

The clown, who definitely had a big bruise on his back, was still smiling, and he fell straight forward on the ground, officially declaring he was on the street.

This year's clown's strength is not high, it is all supported by chaos and madness.

Push the clown to success.Ba Dao thought, I beat my teammates hard, it feels so good, and I want to do it again.

In the next second, the clown got up like nothing happened.

Ba Dao:?

He didn't really want to do it again!

But that blow should be enough to knock ordinary people out, the clown is so resistant to beating.

"Surprise~" The clown stood up straight and opened his arms and said cheerfully.

The hostages, who were originally relieved and planned to move to the door, quickly retreated consciously.

"Fuxk, ha, ha ha ha ha," Ba Dao couldn't help but swear in the laughter, "Come to fight!"

The clown is obviously not very good at fighting.Ba Dao thought aggrievedly, why is it such a headache to push it.

Ba Dao's eyes were dead, he had no choice but to put the small knife back into the knife holder, and while hahaha swung the big knife in his right hand to continue fighting.

The clown looked around, jumped on the pony and walked to the side of the two men in the car whose bones were not cold, and took out the Holy Sword of Physics from the car.

Only then did Ba Dao remember that there were subordinates, and he looked towards the other three subordinates who were affected by the poisonous gas.

The person who hit the wall was covered in blood and knocked himself out, so he shouldn't be dead yet.One of the people who fought with each other had their eyeballs pulled out. Judging from the bruises on their necks, they were already dead. The other person was lucky enough not to hurt his vitals, but under the influence of the laughing gas, he almost laughed out loud.

The Joker does have a unique talent when it comes to bashing his teammates.

Ba Dao looked in the direction of the hostage again.

They stayed in the corner obediently and orderly, very calm, and some of them, together with Miss Lucinda, gave him an encouraging look, which made Ba Dao stunned for a while.

The mental quality is really strong.Ba Dao thought, he deserves to be the honest and honest people of Gotham.

He somehow felt encouraged and a little excited.

After meeting the hostages' eyes, Ba Dao suppressed his smile, licked his lips, and turned his head towards the door.

They walked towards the exit knowingly one by one.

The clown ran over here: "How could you do this, this is the fruit of my labor!"

"Hahahahaha," Ba Dao couldn't help laughing again, "Then I should be like this even more hahahahaha!"

He raised the knife to push the clown again.

"Leo, bat." The plug-in reminded briefly.

Ba Dao:? !

Ba Dao: Sudden excitement!

"Go to the side." Ba Dao, who was halfway through the movement, withdrew his offensive and waved his hand at the clown in disgust, with a smile on his face, he looked up and looked around for bats.

What a great way to set up a bat reminder for Kyle.Ba Dao thought.

He made eye contact with Batman whose head was glued to the ceiling, and was stunned in place.

After the clown was disgusted by Ba Dao, the corners of his mouth curled down exaggeratedly, and his eyes followed the opponent's gaze and looked up.

The clown smiled idiotically.

After sending Poison Ivy in, Batman came in a hurry, was too busy avoiding people's sight and didn't pay attention to the monitoring. Batman, who was mercilessly caught by the cheater, saw that he was found, and Ma Liuer jumped down and pinched the soft persimmon clown first. past.

Ba Dao who was left out in the cold: ...

It's hard for Ba Dao to say what mood he is in now.The smile on his face covered up all the subtle expressions.

Today, Batman's suit doesn't have white lenses that block his eyes, and Badao's good eyesight can see the boss's eyes clearly.

It was an expression of great disappointment.

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Ba Dao was a little annoyed.He actually felt uncomfortable because of this look.

It shouldn't be.Ba Dao thought, he was indeed a game character before, that’s right, disappointing human beings is absolutely unacceptable, because it means that players may leave the game because of this, and game characters that lose their value will also be deleted by the server.

But now that he is a human being, it stands to reason that he wouldn't be much touched by disappointing a boss who has nothing to do with him other than idols and fans, push and counter push.

Just to add, even if the opponent is a bat, it can't be so - such a big touch!

But he is indeed very sad and wronged now.

I feel so wronged.

Presumably the side effect of laughing gas?Ba Dao tried to analyze.

In addition to being sad, Ba Dao felt irritated by this inexplicable emotion. He couldn't think about the reason, so he decided to give up thinking. Anyway, it was right to push the boss.

Batman knocked down the clown who was struggling to get up, and faced the Tyrannical Sword with two swords ready to go.

"You shouldn't have done this." Batman slashed at Ba Dao with disapproving eyes, which made the laughing Diao Qing tremble uncontrollably.

"Hahahahaha... I, ha, didn't kill anyone." Ba Daoqiang replied without showing any weakness. If it was really a mink, it might have blown up and fluffed into a ball of white hair.

When following the clown, he just watched with cold eyes and didn't do anything.Ba Dao quibbles from this aspect.

There are no other debuffs other than Laughter, the blood bar is almost full, and the hall is wide enough to place a small wall.

This is a great place to push bosses.Ba Dao thought.

He tries to ignore everything except pushing bosses.

The last rays of the setting sun disappeared into the sky.

Halfway through, the hostages left most of them to watch out of their confidence in Batman and Ba Dao.

Ba Dao ha ha ha raised the sword and stepped forward to fight in close combat.

The close-combat sword can't take advantage of it either. His skill is not as good as the physical master Batman, but it is worse than long-range.If he opened the distance, he had no attack method at all except throwing the knife as a dart. Although he could put a small wall to block the boss's long-range attack, it couldn't hurt people and had no output. It was useless to push the boss except for wasting knife energy.

Maybe pick up two guns and make do with it?Ba Dao thought.

But that's not something to think about right now.He swung his sword, and Batman raised his hand to block the attack with his arm armor.

With a ding, the broadsword hit the hard armor.Even though it was just a probing blow, being blocked by the boss so easily still made Ba Dao feel uncomfortable.

I almost forgot how powerful an idol is.Ba Dao let out a cry of humiliation for the strength profession.

"I'll let you remember." The gloomy Batman made a threatening voice.

Boss once threatened Ba Dao that he would pay the price if he killed someone. These days, Ba Dao, as the clown's accomplice, is no different from killing someone.

"Ha—" Ba Dao protracted his laughter.

He has a kind heart in his heart, he is not afraid of fighting, but he is afraid of being sued.

Ba Dao retreated half a step, the big knife lowered the small knife to stab, Batman unyieldingly activated the mechanism and blocked the small knife with the blade that popped out from the arm armor.

Blade to blade blocked the knife.

"Ding--"

The crisp sound of metal collisions echoed in the hall.

Ba Dao:?

Ba Dao: If I remember correctly, the small knife was made by Zhenjin... I guess.

He twisted the knife and bounced off Batman's arm armor, and swung the big knife diagonally upwards to force the boss back, Batman turned sideways and kicked Badao in the abdomen.

Ba Dao didn't suffer too much damage when he adjusted his posture. He used the strength of this leg to roll over on the ground to open up a little distance.

It hurts.Think Ba Dao without armor.

The monitoring distance was too far, and Ba Dao reckoned that it would be impossible for Batman to infer what upgrades Batman had made for him from their actions just now.

In short, the bat is equipped with vibrating gold blades.

Ba Dao looked at Batman's sharp blade that blocked the knife without leaving a scratch, and under the appearance of laughing was a bewildered heart.

He thinks he has a little money, and it's okay to buy some safe houses and high-tech equipment, but even if he spends all his money, he definitely can't afford vibration gold—except for robbing, but robbing really doesn't matter.

His small knife is worth more than Ba ​​Dao himself.

On the other hand, Batman saw that Ba Dao had such advanced equipment than him, so he immediately paid for it and arranged for it.

He used Bruce's money.Ba Dao thought, the hard-working president used the group to raise such a prodigal bat.

Lucius seemed to be the one who worked hard. Bruce only needed to create some scandals, or get himself injured.

Lucius feeds the Wayne Group, and Bruce feeds the Gotham media. There is nothing wrong with it, and it is very hard.

The only loser is the bat.

Ba Dao came to a conclusion.

So here comes the question, the only advantage in equipment is suppressed, how much winning percentage does he have left?

At this moment, Xiao Qiang Ugly, who was unbeatable, wobbled behind Batman and stood up again, staring at Batman with bright eyes.

The clown will definitely make trouble, and if someone makes trouble, the winning rate will tend to be unstable, which is better than almost no winning rate.Ba Dao wanted to call him.

He smiled genuinely and recklessly, and attacked the boss again.

Ba Dao backed away after a short fight, and the clown stepped forward with a crowbar and began to be a qualified MT.

He thinks the clown can last a minute or two.

He is used to using a knife even if he likes it very much, and he doesn't mind using other means when the attack doesn't work.Ba Dao is not stupid.

He took the opportunity to go to the wall to pick up the gun that the clown had thrown before and changed the magazine, and shot at the two bosses fighting together without taking aim.

Yes, both bosses, Batman and Joker are his targets.

Double boss, double happiness!

Under the guidance of the clown, Ba Dao finally realized the true meaning of team formation.

——Turn my enemies and beat my teammates!

Even if you form a team, you still have to rely on your own ability, so it's better to eliminate teammates and enemies together.

The clown hurriedly ran away, looking quite happy, Batman kicked the hopping clown away after thinking for a while, and then avoided the clown in the opposite direction. Several bat darts were thrown.

Ba Dao quickly dodged to the side, threw out the empty gun, and slammed it hard at Batman.

Batman parried the throwing attack and continued to rush towards Ba Dao.

"The clown has a submachine gun." The plug-in reminded.

Ba Dao barely shifted his attention away from Batman who was rushing in front of him and looked at the Joker. His dear Zhou Keer was holding a gun and was about to pull the trigger.

Bully:  …

He is not necessarily so powerful when fighting the enemy.

Ba Dao smiled and held the big knife horizontally in front of him, and the small wall condensed out.

Seeing this, Batman took two steps to the side and ran in to rub against the wall.

The clown pulled the trigger, and the bullet shot out and hit the small wall, sparking bursts of light streaks.

Heaving a sigh of relief, Ba Dao looked at the boss who came in and rubbed against the wall, and swung the gleaming broadsword at him without even thinking about it.

Batman blocked the opportunity and stepped forward to give him an elbow. When Ba Dao retreated in order to remove his attack power, he counted in his heart that one of the clown's magazines was about to be empty, so he retreated decisively to the small wall and took advantage of the gap between the clown's attacks to strike first with his hand knife. Put the clown down.

After Ba Dao reacted, he revoked the small wall hahaha and went up to chase.

Batman's backhand is a string of bat darts.

In view of the fact that bat darts are useful for everything, they can explode, discharge and emit smoke. The only way to deal with Badao is to dodge or a small wall.Blocking is not considered, it may cause electric shock.

It's also a bit difficult to dodge completely.Ba Dao thought about it and decided to use a small wall.

His broadsword was shining, and the small wall was about to condense out.

A faster bat dart just rushed in front of him.

Just as the small wall was formed, this hidden weapon happened to be stuck on the plane where the barrier condensed.

Oh no, it's worn out.Ba Dao thought in horror.

The small wall that appeared in an instant shattered in an instant, turning into spots of light and dissipating.

Ba Dao didn't even stop laughing for a second.

Due to the decision to use the small wall, he didn't dodge at all in advance. He hurriedly swung the big knife and bounced two darts coming towards his shoulder. The remaining one hit his thigh, and the other sank into the wall next to him.

Ba Dao: Buckle, buckle!

He leaned back against the wall and drew the dart from his thigh, bringing up a splatter of blood.

He took a deep breath to stay awake, and confirmed that there were drugs such as tranquilizers on the dart.

The synthesized electronic voice reminded: "Be careful with the mechanism."

Along with the sound of the plug-in, there was the "didi" sound of the dart poking against the wall.

The little wall is still on CD, he can't use it to prevent this whether it's an explosion or something.

Ba Dao regretted it, he shouldn't have cooperated with his idol so much last time.

The battle rhythm routine, the release conditions and breath adjustment time of the small wall, the way of lightness kung fu, and the mechanism of the blood bar are almost all understood.

Although it was fun to fight at the time, the target was too much this time.

Batman definitely made countless countermeasures against Ba Dao, and arranged him clearly.

Ba Dao smiled wryly, took a step towards the opposite direction of the dart, covered his head with his head sideways, and saw the boss rushing over from the corner of his eye.

Sure enough, Batman continued his style of not only trying to kill you but also keeping your health bar safe. The batarang did not explode, it just spewed out black and ash smoke.

Ba Dao should have just held his breath, but he couldn't stop laughing, and the tranquilizer slowed down his reaction speed, and finally "hahaha cough cough" in the smoke.

Really no face!Ba Dao thought.

The boss, who arranged everything clearly, came close to him and knocked him down with two easy strikes. He attacked positions that did not actually cause much damage but had a severe impact on the movement.

Ba Dao: MMP!

He finally understood what the bat said he would remember.

Ba Dao is not afraid of being beaten, but he doesn't like to be arranged with no power to fight back, no face, and make a fool of himself in front of idols.

Like this time.

The effect of the tranquilizer became stronger and stronger, Batman left after putting down Ba Dao, Ba Dao lay on the ground unable to move.

The floor is so cold.Ba Dao thought bitterly.

No matter how gloomy his heart is, he is still hahaha.

The police came in and handcuffed the Joker, Ba Dao and the two surviving gangsters.

"No, you can't do this," Ba Dao heard the voice of his younger sister Lucinda, "Ba Dao saved us."

"He's a criminal." This was another young lady, Angela's forced, ruthless voice.

"He did something good, but he also committed a crime before that." This was a middle-aged male voice that Ba Dao had never heard before. long.

"Hahahaha, good evening everyone~" The laughter made Ba Dao's voice change a bit.

"You—" Miss Angela, the police detective, was shocked by the unrepentant Ba Dao who had been hit by the trick.

"Are you okay?" Lucinda asked worriedly.

They looked at each other.

Bully:  …

Angela first came back to her senses and asked Ba Dao: "Are you still cheating on other people's feelings?!"

She herself can understand, she just made a friend as a playmate.But no matter how you look at it, Lucinda looks like she is determined to fight Ba Dao.

Lucinda likes Ba Dao, even though she knows Ba Dao doesn't mean that.

Ba Dao: I'm not, I don't have it!

He was still laughing uncontrollably, and laughed a little louder to cover up his guilty conscience.

He doesn't want to fall in love, he just wants to be a good citizen who is willing to help the young lady!

Lucinda: "Is... is this true?"

Lucinda, who is a dramatist, is very cooperative and looks like she is about to cry.

Originally, the atmosphere was just right, and it was almost ready for a big show, but Ba Dao couldn't help but started laughing again.

Angela: "...Can you stop laughing, Leo?"

"I can't control how much I send ah hahahahahahaha..." If it wasn't for the conditions, Ba Dao would have wanted to cover his face.

It's so good that there is no face to face!The bat is the devil!

A young police officer began to collect equipment from the criminal.

Wait, cheats must never be discovered.The chip in the terminal can trace back to the location of the server and must be destroyed.Ba Dao split his mind to make a judgment.

He whispered "Hang up" between laughs.

"If you nod within ten seconds, this terminal will be destroyed, otherwise, other possible options will be calculated." The only artificial intelligence that is understanding and always reliable responded quickly.

Ba Dao nodded.

He just nodded before realizing what Angela said just now when Kyle spoke.

"You just laugh off the fact that you're cheating on someone's feelings?"

Ba Dao:?

He just nodded.

Although this is the line of the TV series released recently...

The ladies and sisters looked at him like they were looking at a thick-skinned scumbag.

Ba Dao's thoughts were dragged back to reality from being entangled in the inexplicable sadness because Batman was disappointed in him, and faced with this distorted frame-up that could not be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River.

No no no Jira I didn't mean to do that!he thought desperately.

I'm not the kind of person who laughs shamelessly!

The dog came out faster than Kyle and said did you mean it!

"The terminal is about to be destroyed, and I look forward to serving you next time, Leo." The artificial intelligence finally made a sound and disappeared.

Feeling a burst of heat in his ears, Ba Dao knew that the chip of the terminal had been burned, and the plug-in was running quite fast.

and so……

Has anyone ever been reliable?

Ba Dao gave up the treatment.

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Domestic Violence 3.0 HD Remake

Batman: Babe, Dad is very disappointed in you.

Knife: QAQQQQQ

It's hard to learn good, but it's easy to learn bad (pointing)

PS:

Daodao is still single on Valentine's Day, so there is no episode, but this chapter has 6k words!

PSS:

Thank you yanim, Wu Shanhegui, Wangxiu, and submissive landmines!