[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Manhattan, New York.

"You just stay here, huh?" Matthew brought out today's lunch from the kitchen, and the aroma of the steak made a certain mink who was deep in the sofa pretending to be salted fish swallow honestly, "The labor of squeezing the blind is terrible. Not a good habit."

He didn't mean to complain.

"You have to let me into the kitchen first." Leo pressed loudly.

It's okay to let you into the kitchen.Matthew thought.

Leo had indeed been in the kitchen, but Matthew didn't really want to recall what happened.

He should have known that Leo, who volunteered to work, would never do anything good!

It's a pity that he didn't know it at the time, and he was still stroking the Braille case materials while praising Leo's hard work, preparing for the "extra money" he would go to court to earn - in fact, there is no extra money at all, and his clients are almost all Poor people who can't pay.

When he smelled the burnt smell of lettuce, he was still thinking that Leo seemed inexperienced and even fried the lettuce, and when he heard the crackling of cooking oil, he thought that Leo might not be very good at controlling the heat. As the temperature rose sharply in the kitchen it occurred to him that Leo had probably never cooked.

Then his heart skipped a beat.

How did Leo do it in less than three seconds from the time the lettuce was burnt to the time the kitchen turned into a steamer?Is the lettuce he bought explosives!If this continues, the kitchen will definitely explode, literally!

In the fourth second, Leo rushed out from the kitchen and landed beside him, grabbing the two knives. Before he could say anything, his backhand made a small circle to enclose the two of them.

Matthew faintly felt what was about to happen.

Leo no longer cared about his inexplicable "reserved principle", and rushed forward to cover Matthew's ears.

Then the kitchen exploded like it was shot into ten rounds of an RPG.

Even with Leo's hands blocking out the volume and most of the air vibrations, Matthew felt like he was nearly deaf from the shock.As if he was in a bell tower that was ringing a bell, he felt that his eardrum was about to be torn, his brain could no longer control his body, and he staggered and fell into Leo's arms.

For a person with far superior hearing, the loud noise is a kind of torture.

Strangely, at this time, he didn't have the thought of complaining, and he didn't even feel much pain.This is very subtle, his body is suffering from trauma, but his mind is very peaceful, he is still glad that it is not the enemy in front of him, but Leo.

He still had time to think that Leo had finally settled today's moth.

You're so skinny, Leo.

Leo hugged Matthew, who was unconsciously covering his head, and immediately gave him the automatic blood recovery ability that had just been cured of Barbara.

"I'm sorry," Leo whispered over the blast, "I'm sorry."

Matthew could feel what Leo was saying, but he couldn't hear the sound for a while.

But he can guess.

The subsequent follow-up processing was much more troublesome. Leo simply bought a more spacious, comfortable and quiet house, under the pretense of saying that you can't refuse a small apology.

...Okay, let's listen to Leo's arrangement.

So Leo stayed in Manhattan and didn't leave, staying at home all day and not even beating Iron Man who was flying all over the sky.

"It's bad behavior to eat and wait to die." Matthew persuaded without hope, and put the lunch of the two on the table.

Leo struggled to get up from the soft sofa, moved to the table and sat down after a lot of effort, "You support me."

"Okay, I'll raise it." Matthew didn't bother with him about this issue, but asked in reverse, "How can you repay me as a breeder?"

"I..." Leo just wanted to say that he is handsome and eye-catching, but Matthew couldn't see it, so he could only change his words angrily, "I'll touch Mao Mao."

"I don't really believe in the so-called 'America's most popular list of women'." Matthew raised his eyebrows.

What is so attractive about "Ba Dao's Furry"? Isn't it the same as ordinary animal fur?

"Not even a bat can resist its allure!" Leo said.

Matthew didn't answer immediately, he paused for a while, then silently opened his chair and sat down.

"It feels good, Matt," Leo was not in a hurry to eat, and he racked his brains to describe something as if he wanted to prove something, "It's as addictive as a bat's pointy ears." Appeal!"

Matthew remained silent and said nothing.

Leo quietly observed Matthew's expression and movements, and was a little happy that his idea was verified.

He blinked, and lowered his head to eat as if nothing had happened.

If he stays for a few more days, he has to find a way to push the ultimate boss Superman of Metropolis. As long as he kills that annoying Peter Pan, he can stay in New York without any worries and never go anywhere.

Hmm...have to find a way to kill Superman.

In Star City, Thea received a call from Leo.

"Daodao?" Thea picked up the phone while saving a cloth bat cult article on the webpage she was browsing, "Have you found the green cheat of the alliance?"

Found the titan of the Justice League, Martian Manhunter?

"Of course, Sissy," Leo replied, "it's already packed and sent to Gotham."

Hulk has already started, don't worry about my work!

"Gotham? It's not very friendly to him..." Thea was a little worried.The Martian Manhunter has the ability to read minds. It is hard to guarantee that putting him in the simple and honest Gotham will not cause harm to his kind heart.

"No one can hurt him," Leo said. Under Bruce's supervision, no one can hurt or stimulate Banner, so no one can release Hulk. "His ability is very stable."

As long as he can maintain his human side without provocation, Banner is actually quite stable.If his research on gamma rays advances, he could even control what the Hulk does in his state.

"Well, it should be fine." Thea thought that Martian Manhunter had probably turned off his mind reading, and it's not surprising that the mild-tempered superhero would do so. "In this way, the only difference is Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and Shazam." !"

The core members of the alliance are almost assembled, and Thea is very excited.

In this way, there are only [beep——], [beep——], [beep——], [beep——] and [beep——]!

Leo automatically recognized that Thea was referring to Superman, Big Sister Shield Sword, Salted Fish, Robot and Horse Monkey Shochu.

"Peter Pan doesn't count," Leo retorted.

That malicious alien has no value other than being beaten. At most, it can pick up the plane, save a few cats, and take a photo with someone. It's not even close to being a pet. Batman's alliance doesn't need it Hateful aliens!

"Of course Da Chao," Thea said, "He and Batman are the best partners in the world!"

"No," Leo retorted with the facts, "the bat yelled 'get out of my Gotham' at him a few days ago, I don't know what he thought and flew to Wayne Manor."

Thea: "..."

"Wait, wait," Thea said with difficulty, "What did you just say?"

"Huh? Superman often goes to Gotham to deal with some petty criminals while the bat is not paying attention." Leo replied.

Superman does go to Gotham a lot, because Gotham has a lot of criminals.What's wrong with this?

"No, it's not." Thea seemed a little dry-mouthed because of excitement, "The last sentence is the original sentence."

"Bat yelling 'Get out of my Gotham' at Superman?" Leo asked.

"...the next sentence."

"Superman flew over to Wayne Manor while he was dealing with criminals in Gotham," Leo replied.

There was no sound from the phone.

"...Sissy?" Leo asked tentatively.

There was no response there.

He was a little worried, and looked up at Matthew who was touching a Braille newspaper.

can you hear something

Leo didn't need to ask this sentence.

Matthew answered as if he felt his gaze: "Don't worry, your little girl is running around the house."

Leo:?

Will Thea suffer from some kind of mental illness?

He waited worriedly for a long time before Thea picked up the phone again, and before Leo asked her what happened, he shouted excitedly: "Batman and Superman, that's Batman and Superman!"

Leo was a little confused.

What happened to Batman and Superman?What can the hateful alien be yelled at by Batman?

Either way, it's okay to beat Superman.

Superman:? ? ?

"Sissy, come back to your senses." Leo pulled back Thea's thoughts of flying out of the sky, "May I ask you a question about Peter Pan?"

"Huh? Just ask."

"Does he have a base in the polar regions?" Leo asked.

He had to find Thea, the "SuperBritish Encyclopedia", to verify whether the "Superman Base" that Luthor mentioned really existed.

"Of course, it's called Fortress of Solitude." Thea replied.

Of course, that’s called [beep——].

very good.thought Leo.Yet another silencer word involving spoilers.

"Whatever it's called," Leo said without dwelling on the name, "is there a clue about his weakness?"

If so, then it is necessary to try the deal with Luthor.

"Uh, maybe there is." Thea thought about the collection of the Fortress of Solitude, regardless of the statue, the endangered alien creatures collected by Superman may have a projector that can send criminals or even Kryptonians into the Phantom Zone-this is indeed It can work on Superman - there will definitely be, and kryptonite has not been discovered yet, so it probably doesn't exist. In short, there are indeed phantom zone projectors. After confirming it, Thea gave an affirmative answer, "Yes."

The Fortress of Solitude does have something that works for Superman.

But it looks like Leo is really planning to push Superman?

Don't, kid, you can't do what others do!That's super, super!

"Yes." Leo said confidently.

"Wait, Dao Dao, don't be impulsive!" Thea tried to stop Leo's death.

"I'm not impulsive," Leo said.

"Don't you want to challenge Da Chao?"

"Yeah, so I'm preparing for it." Leo replied as a matter of course.

"Don't," Thea almost scratched her head, "Your camp is not Chaoying, he won't let you!"

This... This is really not sure.

Leo recalled the scene where he met that annoying Peter Pan. The other party seemed to have a good impression of him. He was sure that even if he drew his knife and slashed at Superman, he would not frown.

Anyway, it can't break the defense.

Gee.

"I won't act rashly, don't worry, Sissy," Leo said, "at least it's more stable than a certain bald man."

At least he should be calmer than Luther, and don't be bald if he fails to succeed.

"You're going to lose your hair, Dao Dao." Thea was still trying to persuade.

Badao without her hair is like Mink without her fur, and she can't let that happen.

"No." Leo replied in the affirmative.

He didn't know where his self-confidence came from, but he just had a kind of honeyed self-confidence, believing that the absolutely untrustworthy alien would not attack him.

"You'll lose your face, Dao Dao," Thea said.

"No, I will win, I will win!" Leo said seriously.

Matthew stroked the fur of the real mink beside him.

Hmm, it feels really good.

Leo moved closer to Matthew without any trace, and changed the subject with Thea.

"Leave that aside, Sissy," Leo said, "Assassin's Creed Multiplayer is coming soon, what do you think is better for my next game?"

"What do you come up with?" Thea asked, "Assassin's Creed-like games or gunfight games? Let me tell you, Watch Dogs, Eat Chicken, etc. are all very good!"

"I want..." Leo said his adjectives while thinking, "Well, it's not so friendly to players, the operating system is not so flexible, all the dirty work has to be done by myself, and everything has to be thought of by myself There is a way. Is there such a style?"

Let those players who are keen on shooting can experience the hard work of the fort!Leo thought maliciously.

"This... there is indeed such a game." Thea's tone suddenly became heavy.

Leo didn't need to guess to know that she was absolutely screwed by such a game.

He became more and more curious about what kind of game could trap Thea.

"What's it called?" Leo asked.

"Humans: a crushing defeat." Thea gave the answer.

……

night.

Daredevil walked through the gang territory, found the target and killed him with two or three shots.

"It's Daredevil!" shouted someone nearby who saw Daredevil's red tinge.

"Where's Ba Dao?" Another person asked loudly, "Those two little bitches like to appear together recently, ask the boss to send someone over!"

"Isn't the phone in your hand?" the previous person asked back.

No one cares about him anymore.

"James?" he called to his companion.

As soon as he finished shouting, Daredevil, who was lurking not far from him, rushed up from behind and knocked him down.

The completed Daredevil put away his double sticks and stood still, the sword that killed the enemy in the distance lightly landed beside him.

"Leaving?" Daredevil asked.

"Yeah." Ba Dao replied.

"You should go home," Daredevil said, "and stop messing with Batman."

No matter how you can't be abducted by a big black bat, even if you go home, it's much better than messing with Batman, even... Even if you leave here, you can't follow Gotham's dark lunatics.

Ba Dao froze for a moment, then laughed silently.

"I'll be home sooner or later, DD," Ba Dao said, "but I have to hang out with bats, too."

"...a vigilante in a dark city can't be a good guy," Daredevil said.

Ba Dao couldn't see any emotion from Daredevil's exposed chin, but he knew that the other party was not happy.

Although it is not very moral, the more unhappy Daredevil is at this time, the happier Ba Dao will be.

"I know, I know," Ba Dao said, "wait a minute."

"Wait for what?"

"Wait a second," Ba Dao said unhurriedly, "—here we come."

What else did Daredevil want to ask, but a string of raindrops from the sky stopped his question.

The rain had drowned the two of them together, looking like two mentally handicapped ones.

"You..." Daredevil couldn't laugh or cry.

Ba Dao raised his head to let the rain fall on his face, and he narrowed his eyes comfortably.

"Am I handsome?" Ba Dao asked.

"Yeah." Daredevil replied.

"Is it so handsome that people and gods are angry with each other, and there is no one else in the sky or on the earth?" Ba Dao aggressively asked again.

"That's not enough," said Daredevil, "and..."

"Ok?"

"Your fur is wet."

When wet, it will not be fluffy, and the hand feeling will be gone.Ba Dao is very concerned about his Mao Mao.

"It's worth it." Ba Dao said.

It's certainly worth it.

"You're like a little retard," Daredevil said.

"Well, I'm mentally retarded," Ba Dao said, "and so are you."

"we are the same."

"That's it...that's pretty good," Ba Dao said, "but you have to be mentally retarded than me."

"……Um."

"It's not fair," Ba Dao rubbed his chin, and changed his words, "We're both mentally retarded."

"Ah."

"Very good, all very good."

"good."

"By the way, DD," Ba Dao looked at Daredevil's red mask, "When I come back from beating Superman, I will accompany you in the rain for the rest of my life."

"……Um."