Lip and teeth
Chapter 4 Naturally Straight
"I said Lao Wang, why do you look at me so strangely?"
Teng Jianyou took Wang Xufeng's bartending with a puzzled face.
"Tsk tsk tsk, sometimes I'm really worried about your single cell..."
Wang Xufeng smiled, seeing that Teng Jianyou had finished drinking, he handed him another glass of whiskey.
"No? Do single cells have anything to do with this problem?"
Seeing Teng Jianyou's puzzlement, Wang Xufeng smiled even more happily, knowing very well the fact that his family's bamboo horse's thinking circuit has always been a dead end.
"Ayou, self-explosion is also your routine operation, I am really too lazy to comment. But... Forget it, feel it yourself."
While talking, two men sat beside Teng Jianyou, one on the left and the other on the right. Wang Xufeng pointed to the reminder, signaling Teng Jianyou to ask for the answer.
"No, old Wang, you speak human language when you speak, what kind of charades... Eh? You, who are you?"
"Handsome, alone?"
Teng Jianyou turned to the left, and the muscular man "accidentally" showed his strong biceps.
Cut, I have muscles too.
Teng Jianyou turned his tongue to the right, only to see the delicate and handsome man blinking his eyes.
"Little brother, I'll talk to you first."
Uh, the delicate facial features are quite appetizing, but...
Teng Jianyou shook his head, wondering why He Jiyou, who had a two-night stand, came out of his head.
"handsome guy."
"Little brother!"
Seeing that Teng Jianyou didn't respond, the two thought it was because they didn't show their advantages enough.So one muscle showed more fiercely, and one eye blinked faster.
Fuji Kensuke made the fastest decision in history.I saw him jumping up, stretching out his hand to grab the little shou on the right, and then pulling violently. When he pulled himself closer, he swung his body vigorously, and directly sent a beauty to the hunk on the left.
"Eh?"
"what?"
Such a throw and catch was so sudden that the two had no choice but to hug each other tightly in order to stabilize their balance.
then...
"Hey, little brother, your muscles are really... not bad."
"Little friend, my brother just realized that you look really good-looking.
"It's better...hehe"
"Um......"
Fuji Kensuke sat back to his original seat, watched the sparks in the eyes of the two of them flying, and poured himself a whole glass of whiskey out of boredom.
"Ayou? Eh, huh? Haha, hahaha..."
When Wang Xufeng came back from delivering the wine, he saw that the two people who had just struck up a conversation were like glue, and Teng Jianyou next to him waved an empty cup at him, quickly building the story flow in his mind, and Wang Xufeng was once again tapped by Teng Jianyou.
"Just now I wanted to praise you for your increased attractiveness. You attacked and suffered for being a man, which made me think that you were going to break the rules and have a happy threesome or something. Tsk tsk, sorry, really sorry...
Filling up Teng Jianyou's cup, Wang Xufeng spoke happily and fluently.
"Are you speaking human language? Old Wang, why are you making fun of me?"
"Yes."
"what!"
Wang Xufeng answered straightforwardly, but Teng Jianyou couldn't drink the wine.
"Hey, Ayou, what's your plan next?"
"What are you going to do? I should date when I'm single."
Seeing that Teng Jianyou had finished drinking, Wang Xufeng took the glass, this time he did not refill the wine, but poured another Coke instead.
"Who asked what your appointment is, I'm asking about work!"
Fuji Kensuke froze on his face.
"Then what, starting next week...Old Wang, tell me, how about I go to the company as a white-collar worker?"
Wang Xufeng looked at Teng Jianyou, the three-dimensional facial features should have been tough, but because of the double puppy eyes, the attack was weakened.The figure is because of the fitness, but because the skeleton is not big, it can't be seen that it is strong.Coupled with a smile whose eyes are like crescent moons, there is a reason for being harassed all the year round.
As Wang Xufeng thought about it, Teng Jianyou had already spontaneously climbed into the bar to pick up the Coke, took a sip and felt that something was wrong, and then squatted by the refrigerator to add ice to the glass.
Wang Xufeng shook his head helplessly, stretched out his hand to grab his back by the collar, and forced the conversation to continue.
"Ayou, are you sure you can adapt to 996, clocking in on time, office culture, overtime and entertainment from time to time, and the boss's pua..."
Teng Jianyou drank half of his coke and didn't dare to continue.
"So complicated?"
"Do you think it's the same as being a model?"
Teng Jianyou was taken aback for a moment, then muttered.
"It's almost the same."
"So what exactly is the reason for your resignation?"
Wang Xufeng took Teng Jianyou's wine glass and filled it up, and stuffed it back into his hand.
"It's nothing...Maybe it's because my commercial value has dropped. Ah, recently a beautiful girl came to the company, and her popularity has increased rapidly. She has brought a lot of advertisements to the company in just one month. You know, the company Resources are limited, and the boss's decision is correct, and I will indeed be turning 30 in two years, so I should consider other ways out..."
bang!
The cup shattered, Teng Jianyou trembled, and Wang Xufeng's angry face looked up.
"In other words, it wasn't you who resigned, it was opened by that crappy company! Damn, ungrateful bastard! If you didn't have no salary for the first three years, how the hell would they be able to operate?! Later, they also took the advertising fee. High, otherwise they can persist!?"
"Old Wang, don't get excited... Since, my own shop, students, business is important."
Teng Jianyou was startled by Wang Xufeng and stuttered, and when he wanted to speak again, Wang Xufeng clasped his shoulder with his backhand.
"Teng Jianyou, why don't you think you have a brain!"
"Well, my mother said the same thing."
"Damn, am I talking about your mother?"
"Isn't this telling you not to be angry, give me another glass of wine..."
Wang Xufeng gave up.He knows Teng Jianyou too well, and he is a good-natured and innocent person who is very likable.When he graduated, he signed a contract with an MCN company to be an Internet celebrity, and he was embarrassed to ask for extra bonuses when people said it was difficult.
"Ayou, would you like to help me in my shop?"
Teng Jianyou took a sip of the whiskey Wang Xufeng gave him, and shook his head after serious thinking.
"No."
"why?"
"You have too many gays here."
"what?"
Just as Wang Xufeng wanted to complain, Teng Jianyou added the next sentence embarrassingly.
"I can't stand my waist."
"Damn... trough, it really is."
Coming out of Wang Xufeng's shop, Teng Jianyou walked slowly.It was only after the conversation just now that he really began to realize the fact that he was no longer young.
"28, what did mom do when she was 28?"
Teng Jianyou lost his father since he was a child. Fortunately, because his mother was also rebellious, he has never suffered any grievances since he was a child.
When he was six years old, his father fainted in the company because of working overtime for a week. When he and his mother rushed to the hospital, they saw his father's cold body.
He still remembered that he was crying immediately, but his mother not only didn't cry, but knelt down and showed him a big smile.
"Ayou, from now on you will have to venture into the rivers and lakes with your mother."
Handsome as a heroine!
When he was in college, he was confessed by someone, and then he had sex with someone, and felt that he had to be responsible to others. The first decision was to confess to his mother.he still remembers
His mother put down the bowl she was washing, and asked him back with a confused face.
"Ayou, what do you mean by coming out?"
"Mom, it's me... I like men."
"Oh?"
Just as he was getting ready to face the storm, his mother patted him on the shoulder, and he hurriedly explained in a panic.
"Well, because we did it, that's what it means...Mom, you think, it's all like this, I should explain to someone, so..."
"sure!"
"what?"
"Handsome! If you like a man, you like a man. Don't tell me you're not my son if you like a man? Besides, in the eyes of my mother, you are a big man if you dare to act. He is so cool! He is indeed your father's son, my son, Hahaha...."
Teng Jianyou froze for a moment, then grinned.
"Mom, did I tell you that?"
"what?"
"Mom, you are so handsome!"
"Hahahahahaha...Of course, it's not your mother bragging, she's the first one to fight your old lady, hahaha... By the way, you have to spread some knowledge for me, just now I I didn’t understand what it meant to come out, and how did you guys do it, by the way, how to divide the roles....”
Thinking of this, Teng Jianyou couldn't help covering his face with his hands.After a while, laughter overflowed from the palm.
"Hahahahahaha... If you ask that woman, she will definitely say..."
The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge, what's the rush...
Teng Jianyou laughed, and decided to buy a pork liver to feed his Xiaoji.
Teng Jianyou took Wang Xufeng's bartending with a puzzled face.
"Tsk tsk tsk, sometimes I'm really worried about your single cell..."
Wang Xufeng smiled, seeing that Teng Jianyou had finished drinking, he handed him another glass of whiskey.
"No? Do single cells have anything to do with this problem?"
Seeing Teng Jianyou's puzzlement, Wang Xufeng smiled even more happily, knowing very well the fact that his family's bamboo horse's thinking circuit has always been a dead end.
"Ayou, self-explosion is also your routine operation, I am really too lazy to comment. But... Forget it, feel it yourself."
While talking, two men sat beside Teng Jianyou, one on the left and the other on the right. Wang Xufeng pointed to the reminder, signaling Teng Jianyou to ask for the answer.
"No, old Wang, you speak human language when you speak, what kind of charades... Eh? You, who are you?"
"Handsome, alone?"
Teng Jianyou turned to the left, and the muscular man "accidentally" showed his strong biceps.
Cut, I have muscles too.
Teng Jianyou turned his tongue to the right, only to see the delicate and handsome man blinking his eyes.
"Little brother, I'll talk to you first."
Uh, the delicate facial features are quite appetizing, but...
Teng Jianyou shook his head, wondering why He Jiyou, who had a two-night stand, came out of his head.
"handsome guy."
"Little brother!"
Seeing that Teng Jianyou didn't respond, the two thought it was because they didn't show their advantages enough.So one muscle showed more fiercely, and one eye blinked faster.
Fuji Kensuke made the fastest decision in history.I saw him jumping up, stretching out his hand to grab the little shou on the right, and then pulling violently. When he pulled himself closer, he swung his body vigorously, and directly sent a beauty to the hunk on the left.
"Eh?"
"what?"
Such a throw and catch was so sudden that the two had no choice but to hug each other tightly in order to stabilize their balance.
then...
"Hey, little brother, your muscles are really... not bad."
"Little friend, my brother just realized that you look really good-looking.
"It's better...hehe"
"Um......"
Fuji Kensuke sat back to his original seat, watched the sparks in the eyes of the two of them flying, and poured himself a whole glass of whiskey out of boredom.
"Ayou? Eh, huh? Haha, hahaha..."
When Wang Xufeng came back from delivering the wine, he saw that the two people who had just struck up a conversation were like glue, and Teng Jianyou next to him waved an empty cup at him, quickly building the story flow in his mind, and Wang Xufeng was once again tapped by Teng Jianyou.
"Just now I wanted to praise you for your increased attractiveness. You attacked and suffered for being a man, which made me think that you were going to break the rules and have a happy threesome or something. Tsk tsk, sorry, really sorry...
Filling up Teng Jianyou's cup, Wang Xufeng spoke happily and fluently.
"Are you speaking human language? Old Wang, why are you making fun of me?"
"Yes."
"what!"
Wang Xufeng answered straightforwardly, but Teng Jianyou couldn't drink the wine.
"Hey, Ayou, what's your plan next?"
"What are you going to do? I should date when I'm single."
Seeing that Teng Jianyou had finished drinking, Wang Xufeng took the glass, this time he did not refill the wine, but poured another Coke instead.
"Who asked what your appointment is, I'm asking about work!"
Fuji Kensuke froze on his face.
"Then what, starting next week...Old Wang, tell me, how about I go to the company as a white-collar worker?"
Wang Xufeng looked at Teng Jianyou, the three-dimensional facial features should have been tough, but because of the double puppy eyes, the attack was weakened.The figure is because of the fitness, but because the skeleton is not big, it can't be seen that it is strong.Coupled with a smile whose eyes are like crescent moons, there is a reason for being harassed all the year round.
As Wang Xufeng thought about it, Teng Jianyou had already spontaneously climbed into the bar to pick up the Coke, took a sip and felt that something was wrong, and then squatted by the refrigerator to add ice to the glass.
Wang Xufeng shook his head helplessly, stretched out his hand to grab his back by the collar, and forced the conversation to continue.
"Ayou, are you sure you can adapt to 996, clocking in on time, office culture, overtime and entertainment from time to time, and the boss's pua..."
Teng Jianyou drank half of his coke and didn't dare to continue.
"So complicated?"
"Do you think it's the same as being a model?"
Teng Jianyou was taken aback for a moment, then muttered.
"It's almost the same."
"So what exactly is the reason for your resignation?"
Wang Xufeng took Teng Jianyou's wine glass and filled it up, and stuffed it back into his hand.
"It's nothing...Maybe it's because my commercial value has dropped. Ah, recently a beautiful girl came to the company, and her popularity has increased rapidly. She has brought a lot of advertisements to the company in just one month. You know, the company Resources are limited, and the boss's decision is correct, and I will indeed be turning 30 in two years, so I should consider other ways out..."
bang!
The cup shattered, Teng Jianyou trembled, and Wang Xufeng's angry face looked up.
"In other words, it wasn't you who resigned, it was opened by that crappy company! Damn, ungrateful bastard! If you didn't have no salary for the first three years, how the hell would they be able to operate?! Later, they also took the advertising fee. High, otherwise they can persist!?"
"Old Wang, don't get excited... Since, my own shop, students, business is important."
Teng Jianyou was startled by Wang Xufeng and stuttered, and when he wanted to speak again, Wang Xufeng clasped his shoulder with his backhand.
"Teng Jianyou, why don't you think you have a brain!"
"Well, my mother said the same thing."
"Damn, am I talking about your mother?"
"Isn't this telling you not to be angry, give me another glass of wine..."
Wang Xufeng gave up.He knows Teng Jianyou too well, and he is a good-natured and innocent person who is very likable.When he graduated, he signed a contract with an MCN company to be an Internet celebrity, and he was embarrassed to ask for extra bonuses when people said it was difficult.
"Ayou, would you like to help me in my shop?"
Teng Jianyou took a sip of the whiskey Wang Xufeng gave him, and shook his head after serious thinking.
"No."
"why?"
"You have too many gays here."
"what?"
Just as Wang Xufeng wanted to complain, Teng Jianyou added the next sentence embarrassingly.
"I can't stand my waist."
"Damn... trough, it really is."
Coming out of Wang Xufeng's shop, Teng Jianyou walked slowly.It was only after the conversation just now that he really began to realize the fact that he was no longer young.
"28, what did mom do when she was 28?"
Teng Jianyou lost his father since he was a child. Fortunately, because his mother was also rebellious, he has never suffered any grievances since he was a child.
When he was six years old, his father fainted in the company because of working overtime for a week. When he and his mother rushed to the hospital, they saw his father's cold body.
He still remembered that he was crying immediately, but his mother not only didn't cry, but knelt down and showed him a big smile.
"Ayou, from now on you will have to venture into the rivers and lakes with your mother."
Handsome as a heroine!
When he was in college, he was confessed by someone, and then he had sex with someone, and felt that he had to be responsible to others. The first decision was to confess to his mother.he still remembers
His mother put down the bowl she was washing, and asked him back with a confused face.
"Ayou, what do you mean by coming out?"
"Mom, it's me... I like men."
"Oh?"
Just as he was getting ready to face the storm, his mother patted him on the shoulder, and he hurriedly explained in a panic.
"Well, because we did it, that's what it means...Mom, you think, it's all like this, I should explain to someone, so..."
"sure!"
"what?"
"Handsome! If you like a man, you like a man. Don't tell me you're not my son if you like a man? Besides, in the eyes of my mother, you are a big man if you dare to act. He is so cool! He is indeed your father's son, my son, Hahaha...."
Teng Jianyou froze for a moment, then grinned.
"Mom, did I tell you that?"
"what?"
"Mom, you are so handsome!"
"Hahahahahaha...Of course, it's not your mother bragging, she's the first one to fight your old lady, hahaha... By the way, you have to spread some knowledge for me, just now I I didn’t understand what it meant to come out, and how did you guys do it, by the way, how to divide the roles....”
Thinking of this, Teng Jianyou couldn't help covering his face with his hands.After a while, laughter overflowed from the palm.
"Hahahahahaha... If you ask that woman, she will definitely say..."
The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge, what's the rush...
Teng Jianyou laughed, and decided to buy a pork liver to feed his Xiaoji.
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