tease you [e-sports]
Chapter 44 Pans
Min Fengyan played with Bei Xiao until 12:30 noon and then left. In the afternoon, Bei Xiao played with his teammates and practiced coordination. They reached the weekly finals this week. There were two more games on Saturday and Sunday. Ke Cheng arranged some games for them. New missions and routines.
On Saturday evening, they went to the field again.
Ode said in the car: "It's kind of nostalgic, we are finally close to the weekly finals again."
Bei Xiao was speechless, "It feels like you are swallowing poisonous milk."
"That's absolutely not." Ode shook his head, "I can't make trouble with anything, and it's impossible to make trouble with money. I won a lot of money, and I won't poison myself."
Bei Xiao stared at Ode for a moment, and asked, "Did you reward the female anchor a lot of money recently, and your pockets are empty?"
Ode coughed twice, looking unnatural.
Lao Zhang suddenly said: "Now that I've come to this point, let me clarify the discipline again."
"Smoking is prohibited at the team base. Of course, it's best not to smoke when you are on vacation. Alcohol is only allowed to drink during celebrations."
"It's okay to watch other anchors when I have nothing to do. It's okay to give some rewards, but you can't bring your own tuba, and you must not bring the rhythm of the team."
"It's okay to have a serious relationship, just come to my place and report it, but the fan is absolutely not allowed. Once I find out that there is a phenomenon of private connection with the fan, I will be fired immediately without hesitation."
"Do you know?" Lao Zhang glanced over each of them and paused on Bei Xiao.
Bei Xiao almost rolled his eyes, "Don't stare at me, I have to think about it so much that I can let go of a few million annual salary and go find some fan privately."
"It's not a brain-dead..."
Lao Zhang swallowed, not daring to continue.
He feels that the boss has the potential to become a fan of Bei Xiao recently, and he goes to watch every game, and gives snacks, fruit and supper from time to time, because he is afraid that Bei Xiao will be fucked by fans.
Bei Xiao is not stupid, but he is afraid that the boss is rich and willful.
Ke Cheng led them into the backstage through the exclusive passage, not wanting to run into the ZXL team head-on.
Chen Zhong reluctantly nodded to Ke Cheng, almost unwilling to maintain the superficial harmony of the team.
Xi Kui rolled his eyes at Bei Xiao, and almost came up to him directly.
Bei Xiao didn't see it, after all, he was the one backed by his "parents".
When they passed each other, Xi Kui snorted coldly at Bei Xiao, and pushed open the door of the lounge heavily.
Bei Xiao asked Lao Zhang seriously, "I have a bad voice at a young age, is it because I smoke too much?"
"Usually." Lao Zhang emphasized, "So you must quit smoking for me, and don't destroy your lungs at a young age. A while ago, a man in his 20s got lung cancer, which almost didn't scare me to death. "
Bei Xiao agreed: "I also think that smoking is harmful to health and prone to kidney deficiency."
Xi Kui: "..."
Hey!
It is reasonable to suspect that Yu Xiao is referring to Sang and scolding Huai.
After entering the waiting room, Ke Cheng casually explained a few words and asked them to release water before the game, so as to avoid internal urgency in the game.
Bei Xiao was the last one to go. When he finished washing his hands with water, someone pushed open the door of the bathroom and walked in.
With his hands in his pockets, Xi Kui leaned against the wall as soon as he entered the bathroom, with one leg propped on the wall, with a mocking and disdainful expression: "Why, you don't dare to talk to me today because your boss who can't afford it and threatens others is not here today ?”
"Are you weaned yet? After a few words between the players, you actually have to complain to the club owner. If you can't afford to lose, just say it!"
Bei Xiao wiped his hands unhurriedly, scanned the bathroom, and confirmed that there was no surveillance camera inside. The nearest surveillance camera was in the corridor, and because the bathroom door was closed, he couldn't take pictures of the inside.
"We lost?" Bei Xiao asked casually, tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "It seems that PICO's weekly points are higher than ZXL."
"Oh, of course, there are more bonuses."
After adding this sentence casually, he stared at Xi Kui and asked, "Did you lose?"
Xi Kui sneered: "I heard that you are PICO's new conductor? What rubbish? Look at your previous conductors, and then look at you. You will only take PICO to dive backwards. You almost can't even make it to the weekly finals. Find the boss to vent your anger on you."
"Although the matter between the contestants has nothing to do with the boss, but we have the backing of the boss, and the boss will help us vent our anger. Don't you envy me..." Bei Xiao walked up to Xi Kui while talking, and directly grabbed the clothes on the other's chest, He yanked violently, and then pushed the opponent away so hard that he could hear the sound of bones hitting the wall, "Because your boss doesn't care about you, you are jealous of me."
"You fucking dare to hit me?!" Xi Kui was angry, and wanted to grab Bei Xiao's hand and strangle his neck, but Bei Xiao was faster, opened the toilet door directly, and walked under the monitor.
His eyes fell on Xi Kui's hand holding his arm, and he said flatly, "I hope you don't forget that fighting is the high-tension line of e-sports."
Xi Kui:! ! !
Bei Xiao withdrew his arm, and was not surprised to see Xi Kui's face that was almost distorted with anger.
He smiled and said very gracefully: "See you in the arena, I will beat you in the arena."
Bei Xiao took out a tissue to wipe his hands as he walked around, and then threw the tissue into the trash can in the corridor, as if he had just stained something dirty.
At the start of the game, Bei Xiao looked at the route of the first game, and said directly: "Jump to R City, R City is the hometown of PICO, and you can't lose in terms of momentum."
"No problem." Ode was the first to answer, "My sniper rifle is very hungry."
Hai Yipiao reported in the air: "Team one."
"Okay." Bei Xiao landed on the balcony on the second floor and entered the room directly from the balcony, when he suddenly heard footsteps belonging to the enemy coming from the first floor.
He listened intently for a while, and found that there were enemies on the buildings on the left and right, as well as enemies around his teammates, and the other team in City R directly bumped into them.
He quickly walked through the second-floor room in a few seconds and found one very sad thing-no gun.
He was wearing a second-tier first-tier armor, and even saw an adrenaline, but he was so poor that he didn't even see a pistol.
Commentary 1: "It seems that something is going to happen in City R. Xi Kui downstairs is holding a wild-ox-charge-forward-gun. After reloading, he is ready to come up, while Yu Xiao on the second floor has no gun."
Commentary 3: "Wait, Yu Xiao picked up the pan, the invincible pan!"
Commentary 1: "Is there a chance? Yu Xiao entered the house, and on the side of the wall, Xi Kui went up with the bison!"
It was too late to say, but it was so fast, the moment Bei Xiao heard the sound of footsteps, according to his instinctive reaction after countless times of practice, he rushed out from behind the wall and slapped it heavily with a pan.
"Boom—" There was a loud bang from the frying pan.
[You knocked down ZXL·XIKUI with a pan explosion-head]
Commentary 2 was almost excited and shouted: "Frying pan! Its attributes are invincible, no bullets can pierce it, and it can be used to shoot dead people's frying pan! Once again, it brought us an almost miraculous scene on the battlefield!"
Commentary 1's expression lit up: "Please replay this scene for us, the director. This will definitely be included in the wonderful collection of PCL this time. It is a frying pan that has repeatedly created miracles."
Bei Xiao almost died laughing when he saw his knockdown message. If this was an ordinary competition mode, he would have to turn on the nearby voice to taunt directly, but now it's a competition...
He deliberately paused for a moment at the place where Xi Kui lay down, and then took out the frying pan and slapped Xi Kui to death.
Seeing the prompt on the screen, Xi Kui's face turned green.
Frying Pan, shame and humiliation, Yu Xiao is going to step on his dead body to enter the PCL highlights!
After Bei Xiao shot the man to death, he directly took Xi Kui's gun and asked the others how it was.
Blue-collar: "I have one on my side, I was beaten to the bled, don't worry, it's fine."
Ode directly said confidently, "I won't fall."
A few seconds later, Bei Xiao heard gunshots.
"Well, I think I can help..." Ode's voice was a little weak, "He was shot by me, he was full of blood, he was the only one in this building, he ran out of bullets, he was hitting me with his fist, I should be able to save……"
Bei Xiao didn't have time to answer Ode's words, so he went in and cleared out another member of the ZXL team.
He went to help Oude, sneered, and asked, "You are a sniper, where do you have the confidence to face off against other assaulters?"
Ode: "..."
dare not speak.
Bei Xiao opened up a good scene with a pan. They all felt good tonight. Although there were some mistakes, the overall score was acceptable, ranking No.4.
Coincidentally, they passed ZXL again this time backstage.
Bei Xiao walked with his teammates, with a very casual expression, and only made a gesture of slapping someone with a pan when he passed by Xi Kui.
Xi Kui was so angry that his expression was distorted, and he went back and said directly to his coach Chen Zhong: "That Yu Xiao insulted me and beat me in the bathroom."
"How did you insult you, how did you hit you?" Chen Zhong frowned, "Is there any evidence?"
"He hit me in the bathroom, and the action of hitting someone with a pan just now."
Chen Zhong reprimanded directly: "Shut up, did the toilet hit you on the surveillance camera? Don't talk nonsense if you didn't catch it. As for beating someone with the pan just now...he didn't touch you, he just made a hand gesture, and the organizing committee didn't say anything." won't say anything."
Xi Kui raised his eyebrows, and his voice changed directly: "Then I can only bear it?!"
"Just bear with the food." If it weren't for the fact that this is a venue, Chen Zhong would have scolded directly, "I'd be ashamed to be beaten up by a frying pan while holding a handful of buffalo."
Xi Kui was panting heavily, his face flushed red, obviously extremely angry, but he didn't dare to refute the coach's words.
In contrast, Bei Xiao was in a good mood.
This time Min Fengyan waited for them in the car after watching the game. Seeing Bei Xiao getting into the car humming, he asked curiously, "Did something good happen?"
"It's quite a fun thing." Bei Xiao thought about it for a while, and said it directly to Min Fengyan cryptically: "Didn't the parents help us avenge us before, and the opposite side hates the brats and thinks it's boring to call the parents into fights, and humiliates the parents."
"So I used a frying pan to clean up the opposite side." Bei Xiao was in high spirits, and said hilariously, "I think I should carry a frying pan on me every game."
Min Fengyan looked at Bei Xiao for a moment, then smiled lightly and said, "Just be happy."
Bei Xiao: ...?
Looking at Min Fengyan's expression, he suddenly felt that there was something wrong with putting a frying pan on his body.
Bei Xiao didn't use much frying pans, so he didn't know much about it, so he took out his phone to look it up.
As a famous black technology in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, the pan has many aliases——
The sharp weapon of God's protection, the invincible bulletproof pot, the fourth-level armor, the chrysanthemum protection pot...
Bei Xiao: Damn it! ! !
He looked at Min Fengyan's lazy expression beside him, and wanted to take back what he said just now, but felt that it was too serious and unnecessary.
Perhaps talking too much would cause misunderstandings, and Min Feng's words might not have meant that before.
He thought about these things, and when the other party looked over, he suddenly felt hot, and he didn't dare to look back.
The author has something to say: Min Fengyan: No, that’s what I mean
**
In the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds game, the pan is placed on the character's ass by default, so...
Cough
感谢在2021-07-3020:57:59~2021-07-3112:05:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 3 bottles of rabbits; 2 bottles of star cubs who want to eat sugar;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
On Saturday evening, they went to the field again.
Ode said in the car: "It's kind of nostalgic, we are finally close to the weekly finals again."
Bei Xiao was speechless, "It feels like you are swallowing poisonous milk."
"That's absolutely not." Ode shook his head, "I can't make trouble with anything, and it's impossible to make trouble with money. I won a lot of money, and I won't poison myself."
Bei Xiao stared at Ode for a moment, and asked, "Did you reward the female anchor a lot of money recently, and your pockets are empty?"
Ode coughed twice, looking unnatural.
Lao Zhang suddenly said: "Now that I've come to this point, let me clarify the discipline again."
"Smoking is prohibited at the team base. Of course, it's best not to smoke when you are on vacation. Alcohol is only allowed to drink during celebrations."
"It's okay to watch other anchors when I have nothing to do. It's okay to give some rewards, but you can't bring your own tuba, and you must not bring the rhythm of the team."
"It's okay to have a serious relationship, just come to my place and report it, but the fan is absolutely not allowed. Once I find out that there is a phenomenon of private connection with the fan, I will be fired immediately without hesitation."
"Do you know?" Lao Zhang glanced over each of them and paused on Bei Xiao.
Bei Xiao almost rolled his eyes, "Don't stare at me, I have to think about it so much that I can let go of a few million annual salary and go find some fan privately."
"It's not a brain-dead..."
Lao Zhang swallowed, not daring to continue.
He feels that the boss has the potential to become a fan of Bei Xiao recently, and he goes to watch every game, and gives snacks, fruit and supper from time to time, because he is afraid that Bei Xiao will be fucked by fans.
Bei Xiao is not stupid, but he is afraid that the boss is rich and willful.
Ke Cheng led them into the backstage through the exclusive passage, not wanting to run into the ZXL team head-on.
Chen Zhong reluctantly nodded to Ke Cheng, almost unwilling to maintain the superficial harmony of the team.
Xi Kui rolled his eyes at Bei Xiao, and almost came up to him directly.
Bei Xiao didn't see it, after all, he was the one backed by his "parents".
When they passed each other, Xi Kui snorted coldly at Bei Xiao, and pushed open the door of the lounge heavily.
Bei Xiao asked Lao Zhang seriously, "I have a bad voice at a young age, is it because I smoke too much?"
"Usually." Lao Zhang emphasized, "So you must quit smoking for me, and don't destroy your lungs at a young age. A while ago, a man in his 20s got lung cancer, which almost didn't scare me to death. "
Bei Xiao agreed: "I also think that smoking is harmful to health and prone to kidney deficiency."
Xi Kui: "..."
Hey!
It is reasonable to suspect that Yu Xiao is referring to Sang and scolding Huai.
After entering the waiting room, Ke Cheng casually explained a few words and asked them to release water before the game, so as to avoid internal urgency in the game.
Bei Xiao was the last one to go. When he finished washing his hands with water, someone pushed open the door of the bathroom and walked in.
With his hands in his pockets, Xi Kui leaned against the wall as soon as he entered the bathroom, with one leg propped on the wall, with a mocking and disdainful expression: "Why, you don't dare to talk to me today because your boss who can't afford it and threatens others is not here today ?”
"Are you weaned yet? After a few words between the players, you actually have to complain to the club owner. If you can't afford to lose, just say it!"
Bei Xiao wiped his hands unhurriedly, scanned the bathroom, and confirmed that there was no surveillance camera inside. The nearest surveillance camera was in the corridor, and because the bathroom door was closed, he couldn't take pictures of the inside.
"We lost?" Bei Xiao asked casually, tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "It seems that PICO's weekly points are higher than ZXL."
"Oh, of course, there are more bonuses."
After adding this sentence casually, he stared at Xi Kui and asked, "Did you lose?"
Xi Kui sneered: "I heard that you are PICO's new conductor? What rubbish? Look at your previous conductors, and then look at you. You will only take PICO to dive backwards. You almost can't even make it to the weekly finals. Find the boss to vent your anger on you."
"Although the matter between the contestants has nothing to do with the boss, but we have the backing of the boss, and the boss will help us vent our anger. Don't you envy me..." Bei Xiao walked up to Xi Kui while talking, and directly grabbed the clothes on the other's chest, He yanked violently, and then pushed the opponent away so hard that he could hear the sound of bones hitting the wall, "Because your boss doesn't care about you, you are jealous of me."
"You fucking dare to hit me?!" Xi Kui was angry, and wanted to grab Bei Xiao's hand and strangle his neck, but Bei Xiao was faster, opened the toilet door directly, and walked under the monitor.
His eyes fell on Xi Kui's hand holding his arm, and he said flatly, "I hope you don't forget that fighting is the high-tension line of e-sports."
Xi Kui:! ! !
Bei Xiao withdrew his arm, and was not surprised to see Xi Kui's face that was almost distorted with anger.
He smiled and said very gracefully: "See you in the arena, I will beat you in the arena."
Bei Xiao took out a tissue to wipe his hands as he walked around, and then threw the tissue into the trash can in the corridor, as if he had just stained something dirty.
At the start of the game, Bei Xiao looked at the route of the first game, and said directly: "Jump to R City, R City is the hometown of PICO, and you can't lose in terms of momentum."
"No problem." Ode was the first to answer, "My sniper rifle is very hungry."
Hai Yipiao reported in the air: "Team one."
"Okay." Bei Xiao landed on the balcony on the second floor and entered the room directly from the balcony, when he suddenly heard footsteps belonging to the enemy coming from the first floor.
He listened intently for a while, and found that there were enemies on the buildings on the left and right, as well as enemies around his teammates, and the other team in City R directly bumped into them.
He quickly walked through the second-floor room in a few seconds and found one very sad thing-no gun.
He was wearing a second-tier first-tier armor, and even saw an adrenaline, but he was so poor that he didn't even see a pistol.
Commentary 1: "It seems that something is going to happen in City R. Xi Kui downstairs is holding a wild-ox-charge-forward-gun. After reloading, he is ready to come up, while Yu Xiao on the second floor has no gun."
Commentary 3: "Wait, Yu Xiao picked up the pan, the invincible pan!"
Commentary 1: "Is there a chance? Yu Xiao entered the house, and on the side of the wall, Xi Kui went up with the bison!"
It was too late to say, but it was so fast, the moment Bei Xiao heard the sound of footsteps, according to his instinctive reaction after countless times of practice, he rushed out from behind the wall and slapped it heavily with a pan.
"Boom—" There was a loud bang from the frying pan.
[You knocked down ZXL·XIKUI with a pan explosion-head]
Commentary 2 was almost excited and shouted: "Frying pan! Its attributes are invincible, no bullets can pierce it, and it can be used to shoot dead people's frying pan! Once again, it brought us an almost miraculous scene on the battlefield!"
Commentary 1's expression lit up: "Please replay this scene for us, the director. This will definitely be included in the wonderful collection of PCL this time. It is a frying pan that has repeatedly created miracles."
Bei Xiao almost died laughing when he saw his knockdown message. If this was an ordinary competition mode, he would have to turn on the nearby voice to taunt directly, but now it's a competition...
He deliberately paused for a moment at the place where Xi Kui lay down, and then took out the frying pan and slapped Xi Kui to death.
Seeing the prompt on the screen, Xi Kui's face turned green.
Frying Pan, shame and humiliation, Yu Xiao is going to step on his dead body to enter the PCL highlights!
After Bei Xiao shot the man to death, he directly took Xi Kui's gun and asked the others how it was.
Blue-collar: "I have one on my side, I was beaten to the bled, don't worry, it's fine."
Ode directly said confidently, "I won't fall."
A few seconds later, Bei Xiao heard gunshots.
"Well, I think I can help..." Ode's voice was a little weak, "He was shot by me, he was full of blood, he was the only one in this building, he ran out of bullets, he was hitting me with his fist, I should be able to save……"
Bei Xiao didn't have time to answer Ode's words, so he went in and cleared out another member of the ZXL team.
He went to help Oude, sneered, and asked, "You are a sniper, where do you have the confidence to face off against other assaulters?"
Ode: "..."
dare not speak.
Bei Xiao opened up a good scene with a pan. They all felt good tonight. Although there were some mistakes, the overall score was acceptable, ranking No.4.
Coincidentally, they passed ZXL again this time backstage.
Bei Xiao walked with his teammates, with a very casual expression, and only made a gesture of slapping someone with a pan when he passed by Xi Kui.
Xi Kui was so angry that his expression was distorted, and he went back and said directly to his coach Chen Zhong: "That Yu Xiao insulted me and beat me in the bathroom."
"How did you insult you, how did you hit you?" Chen Zhong frowned, "Is there any evidence?"
"He hit me in the bathroom, and the action of hitting someone with a pan just now."
Chen Zhong reprimanded directly: "Shut up, did the toilet hit you on the surveillance camera? Don't talk nonsense if you didn't catch it. As for beating someone with the pan just now...he didn't touch you, he just made a hand gesture, and the organizing committee didn't say anything." won't say anything."
Xi Kui raised his eyebrows, and his voice changed directly: "Then I can only bear it?!"
"Just bear with the food." If it weren't for the fact that this is a venue, Chen Zhong would have scolded directly, "I'd be ashamed to be beaten up by a frying pan while holding a handful of buffalo."
Xi Kui was panting heavily, his face flushed red, obviously extremely angry, but he didn't dare to refute the coach's words.
In contrast, Bei Xiao was in a good mood.
This time Min Fengyan waited for them in the car after watching the game. Seeing Bei Xiao getting into the car humming, he asked curiously, "Did something good happen?"
"It's quite a fun thing." Bei Xiao thought about it for a while, and said it directly to Min Fengyan cryptically: "Didn't the parents help us avenge us before, and the opposite side hates the brats and thinks it's boring to call the parents into fights, and humiliates the parents."
"So I used a frying pan to clean up the opposite side." Bei Xiao was in high spirits, and said hilariously, "I think I should carry a frying pan on me every game."
Min Fengyan looked at Bei Xiao for a moment, then smiled lightly and said, "Just be happy."
Bei Xiao: ...?
Looking at Min Fengyan's expression, he suddenly felt that there was something wrong with putting a frying pan on his body.
Bei Xiao didn't use much frying pans, so he didn't know much about it, so he took out his phone to look it up.
As a famous black technology in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, the pan has many aliases——
The sharp weapon of God's protection, the invincible bulletproof pot, the fourth-level armor, the chrysanthemum protection pot...
Bei Xiao: Damn it! ! !
He looked at Min Fengyan's lazy expression beside him, and wanted to take back what he said just now, but felt that it was too serious and unnecessary.
Perhaps talking too much would cause misunderstandings, and Min Feng's words might not have meant that before.
He thought about these things, and when the other party looked over, he suddenly felt hot, and he didn't dare to look back.
The author has something to say: Min Fengyan: No, that’s what I mean
**
In the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds game, the pan is placed on the character's ass by default, so...
Cough
感谢在2021-07-3020:57:59~2021-07-3112:05:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 3 bottles of rabbits; 2 bottles of star cubs who want to eat sugar;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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