tease you [e-sports]

At 6 pm on June 17th, Bei Xiao turned on the computer, logged into the live broadcast room and PUBG, and prepared to start the broadcast.

He started the live broadcast on the second day after the college entrance examination, and now he only has two or three loyal water friends with kittens, and the maximum number of viewers is three, all relying on the help of his friends.

But he is not in a hurry, there are still more than two months before the university registration is full, and he can live broadcast and play with him, and he can always slowly save enough for university living expenses.

He logs into the game and chooses the TPP mode, goes to the fourth row of Ellenge Island, and casually said in the live broadcast room while waiting: "I hope that the teammates in this round will be more reliable, eat chicken with green, stay away from the gods, bid farewell to 4 times AK, 6 times 762 ..."

[Laughing, my son was really miserable last night, and my teammates directly opened and hung through the wall]

[Ma Ma Xun hurts your luck, in the last two rounds last night, the teammates either opened up or their guns were floating in the air, and they even ran into a cheater]

【It's luck that Zai's account was not detected today】

Bei Xiao has been live broadcasting for a few days, and there are basically no technical fans. Most of the people who watch his anchor are cloud players and voice control.

Bei Xiao's voice is very special, not the kind of deep and magnetic male god voice, but between a teenager and a young man, as if he has not experienced a voice change period, it is still a little milky, and very clear.

In the words of the water friends in the live broadcast room, it is the standard puppy voice, so the water friends basically listen to their sons, and many call themselves Mama.

At the beginning, Bei Xiao would resist a few words, but later he simply let it go, as long as he has popularity and traffic.

After successfully entering the team, Bei Xiao casually scanned the IDs of his teammates——

DOT·LORD, it’s your father Yao, you are an orphan

His gaze stayed on the id DOT·LORD for a while, and then moved away as if nothing had happened.

On the plane, it was your father Yao who turned on the microphone and asked, "Where to jump, how about we jump to the military base on this route?"

DOT·LORD: Yes

Orphans who hang out: I can do it

Xiaoqi Juechen: yes

It's you, Dad Yao, who can't laugh or cry, "Why, I'm the only one who can turn on the mic, LORD, turn on the mic for me, there's no voice and no soul if you eat chicken."

LORD didn't answer, just parachuted directly, Bei Xiao followed suit, and went straight to the roof of the office building of the military base.

When retracting the umbrella, Bei Xiao turned on the microphone, picked up the M762 on the roof of the building as he was about to land, and planned to tell his teammates that there was a four-person formation in the opposite office building.

When the character landed, Bei Xiao just wanted to press F to pick it up, but the 762 was picked up by LORD standing beside him.

Bei Xiao said "tsk tut" twice, "This hand speed is good. I can't practice it after being single for 30 years. Unfortunately, I haven't been single for long enough."

After a while, LORD's mic rang: "Kid?"

Bei Xiao shuddered, as if someone had exploded a firework in his ear.

LORD's voice is too foul, the perfect male voice, the kind that can make people's ears pregnant, deep and magnetic and cold, it is a complete listening enjoyment.

[! ! !I can do this voice, I really can! ! ! 】

【I'm in love with a voice】

[Cub, add him quickly, add that LORD, you guys eat chicken together and turn on the voice, it's really an auditory enjoyment]

[If you can talk upstairs, talk more]

Before Bei Xiao could answer, it was your father Yao who said, "It sounds like he's underage. How old is the child? Did he go to junior high school?"

"No, I'm in elementary school." Bei Xiao said casually, "The third grade in elementary school."

It's your daddy Yao: "I'm only in the third grade of elementary school. Have you finished your homework? Come here to play games. Did you play secretly while your parents were away? Listen to my brother, go to do your homework after this game, don't worry Don’t learn how to steal games.”

[Laughing to death, my cub is getting skinny again, don't believe a word he says]

[To popularize science, the Yunchen live broadcast app has recently adjusted the rules. Minors need the consent of their guardians to be an anchor, and it will be displayed in the live broadcast room. There is no display of minors in the live broadcast room of Erzai, and it is obviously an adult.]

[I remember that the little milk dog explained to his teammates on the first day that he was an adult, why did he just say that he was in the third grade of elementary school and gave up treatment? 】

It's you, Father Yao, who is usually under the control of your elder brother at home. Finally, you have the opportunity to be an elder to educate others. You immediately put on an older brother's posture, and then ordered: "Remember to call me, follow me, follow the instructions, As long as you're not reckless, we're going to win this round."

"Understood, uncle." Bei Xiao said casually: "The office building opposite is full of staff, pay attention."

LORD chuckled twice, the laughter made Bei Xiao's ear drums almost crisp.

"Yao, don't bully children, and don't stand by the window, be careful of being snipered."

The orphans who searched on the first floor also turned on the mic and said, "Be careful, you have to touch the other side, and the smoke is sealed."

After a while, the sound of smoke-fog-bombs and enemy footsteps sounded on the first floor.

[jdowdc knocks down all orphans with AKM]

All orphans: "I'm coming to make up for me, save me quickly, there's a person at the corner on the first floor, right at the corner!"

"Wait, don't be impulsive." LORD was running towards the stairs at the edge of the third floor, "Yao, don't move."

"No, I have to go this wave, the other side is close to my face."

It's you, Father Yao, as he said that, he rushed towards the first floor, and after a while, there was a mixture of uzi charge-gun and AKM rifle.

[jdowdc knocked down with AKM, it was your daddy Yao]

"Damn it, it's too late for LORD, the kid came to help, I shot him twice in the head on the other side, there was a trace of blood, he almost missed it."

Bei Xiao turned off the in-game voice at this time, and while touching the AKM he just picked up, he said to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Generally, the two-shot head said by teammates who like to be reckless and fall when they see people can hit A shot in the body is not bad."

"If it's true that both shots hit the head, my name will be written upside down."

Bei Xiao touched over, listened to the voice to argue, reacted very quickly, and shot a round of bullets in the direction of the footsteps.

The effect of the hit was clearly displayed on the screen. The AKM hit at least two shots, but there was no hint of knockdown. Instead, the sound of the opponent's footsteps went away. Visually, it should be full of blood before.

Bei Xiao turned on the in-game voice again, and said slowly: "So this is what you called the two gun heads..."

"Why do I look like I missed a shot, the body stroke master reserve."

It's your father Yao: "..."

The smoke-mist-bomb effect gradually dissipated, and no one else could be seen in the corridor on the first floor.

Someone whispered in Bei Xiao's ear: "Behind the first door on the left, we are spraying medicine."

Bei Xiao shuddered, almost missing the mouse.

Hey!

The voice was so foul that he wanted to block it, but he couldn't bear it.

He followed LORD's prompts and his own feeling, and when he heard the tail sound of spraying, he reacted very quickly and swung his gun, giving the opponent a shuttle of AKM bullets.

【You knocked down jdowdc with AKM】

Bei Xiao followed and made up for death directly.

【You eliminated jdowdc with AKM】

"Teammates help people, spray medicine when they get up, and there are three more in the office building opposite." Bei Xiao directed while picking up bags.

LORD is dragging you, Father Yao, and it is more unlucky for you to be an orphan. When Bei Xiao was hit by a bullet when he was confronting the opponent just now, he was already in a box and returned directly.

It was you, Father Yao, who was helped up, and Bei Xiao saw a figure passing by the opposite window, and was about to report when he heard the gunshot of M24.

[DOT·LORD exploded with M24 - head knocked is a flower blooming]

Bei Xiao raised his eyebrows, whistled, and said to the live broadcast room: "It's really rare, my teammates have something."

The M24 sniper gun equipped with a 2x scope can accurately detonate the head at the moment when the opposite side happens to show its head.

LORD put away the M24 and replaced it with the M762 rifle, "Just touch it and pour one on the opposite side."

It was you, Daddy Yao, who put on the AKM and was the first to rush out, saying, "Hurry up."

LORD ran after him, remembering something while running, and warned: "Follow up, kid, be careful."

Bei Xiao's hand holding the mouse trembled, thinking that he should block LORD's voice otherwise, the voice control can't stand it.

But his hand moved, and he was still unwilling to block it.

[Made, I don’t know why, but I suddenly feel that my friend DOT·LORD loves me]

[Already started brainstorming about LORD and the little milk dog]

[After watching 555 for a few days, Erzai finally met a reliable teammate, that Yao Haomang]

It's you, Father Yao! Mang is the real mang, the food is the real food, he fell down when he saw anyone on the first floor, and shouted: "One shot in the body, absolutely half blood! LORD, come and kill him."

Bei Xiao sneered, "This is probably another missed shot."

LORD obviously had the same idea as Bei Xiao, so he laughed again, with some sarcasm in his laughter, "Yao, the kid is still watching, is he blushing?"

LORD asked if his face was blushing, and shot-shot neatly.

【DOT · LORD knocked down the sail with M762】

[DOT·LORD eliminated Wuxin MQ with M762]

As soon as Bei Xiao ran there, he heard it was your father Yao asking for help, "LORD, come and give me a hand."

LORD is changing equipment nearby, it seems that there is no intention of saving your father Yao, "I'm too tired to pull you, I'd better die and watch quietly."

"Farewell, brother, you are my brother, please help me..." It was your father Yao who said, seeing Bei Xiao coming, he quickly said: "Child, come and help me... "

Before Bei Xiao could move, LORD walked over to pull people.

"Don't tease other children all the time." LORD said slowly, "When you're old, show some face."

It was your father Yao who immediately complained after being pulled up, "LORD, I found out why you are so protective of this elementary school student today, am I obviously the teammate you have fought with for many years?"

"I didn't protect him." LORD replied in a casual tone while changing the bomb: "I just think it's much easier to fight against elementary school students than to fight with you."

It's your father Yao: "..."

Bei Xiao laughed, and then taunted: "Uncle, you can't do this, you will rush to see people and fall when you hear the sound, come and help me book the title."

It's your father Yao who grinds his teeth, "In the third grade of elementary school, the hair is not yet fully grown. You must know how to respect adults."

LORD: "If you talk too much, I won't help you next time."

It's you, Dad Yao, and you're as quiet as a chicken.

After they cleaned up the people in the military base, Bei Xiao glanced at the circle, and said directly: "This little scumbag in the safe zone has to step on two boats, one on the island and one on the military base."

LORD smiled and said softly, "Kid."

"Why are you talking so amusingly?"

Bei Xiao coughed twice, and tried hard to respond, "Uncle, you are not bad."

LORD was not angry when he was called uncle. He found a car in the military base and said slowly, "Let's go, uncle will take you to block the bridge to collect the documents."

That voice was nothing less than a feast for the brain, blowing up the sky.

The tenth-level voice control Bei Xiao couldn't say the word "uncle" to such a male god voice.