The actor sells powerful pills

"Pindao wants to use the money he earns to rent three houses."

cut!

What he said was earth-shattering, but in the end he was still so emboldened.

"Hurry up, it's hot."

Miaojing also wore sunglasses.

"That's right, my makeup is all gone."

The demon man touches up his makeup with a small mirror.

Zhan Jun bared his teeth.

"You guys, I'm following Henry Zhang to film, what are you doing here?"

"Tourism."

Isn't this nonsense?Naturally, they should come to Bali for vacation in summer, since they don’t spend their money anyway.Who doesn't take advantage of it.

"The entertainment company treats Henry Zhang very well, and you can bring your own team. We are all members of Henry Zhang's team. Qingyu is the one who carries the bag, Jingxu is the one who carries the box, and I am a makeup artist. Wonderland is, yes, Translator, yes, translator. You are the agent, what a team."

Everyone has a professional title. Why don't they come here to travel under the banner of work, and it doesn't cost you money.

"A bunch of light bulbs."

Since there are so many assistants, such as carrying bags and suitcases, Zhan Jun shamelessly threw the big luggage to the two children.

"Drag back to the hotel."

Qingyu cheered quietly and ran away with her small bag, Yaonan carried her makeup case, and Miaojing helped Yaonan carry the suitcase full of clothes and left.

It was placed in three oversized suitcases, but it still fell into the hands of Zhan Jun.

These bastards who eat nothing but do nothing.

The investor was very thoughtful, and all board and lodging arrangements were made.In order to let them beat the jet lag, two days were specially set aside for them to wander around first.

Henry Zhang took the script and began to recite his lines. He has been reading scriptures for so many years and can recite them backwards.When I rarely forget the lines, read it once, read it while watching it, and read it silently in my heart. When the filming starts, there will be no lines.

Henry Zhang has always filmed ancient dramas, and ancient scripts are different from modern scripts.The ancient scripts are relatively literary, and they all have a little slang. Henry Zhang is no stranger to this kind of lines, and he also spoke like this before he went down the mountain.So others may not understand the meaning of the lines in ancient scripts, but he will not have this problem, and he can still grasp the key points in the words.

Facing modern dramas, he was a little worried.There's a fack squid in the script, Sturt!

Henry Zhang pointed to the Fake squid and asked Zhan Jun, are there any relationship between Fake squid and squid?All grilled?

Sturt?Could it be a relative of the Shrek monster that Qingyu likes to watch?

Don't blame Henry Zhang for not knowing foreign languages, he can't even understand modern Mandarin, can he understand these bird languages?

Zhan Jun looked at Henry Zhang with a serious face and a strong desire for knowledge. He looked straight at him, hugged him, and kissed the wooden horse several times in his arms.

□.

"My silly daughter-in-law."

Henry Zhang is not omnipotent, he doesn’t understand foreign countries, so, whether it is Buddhism or Taoism, it must be in line with the world, and it cannot be a national treasure of our country, so that people all over the world come to believe in my Buddha and my Tao Bar.Translate Buddhist scriptures and Taoist legal codes into English and German, and publish them, and let them understand them.

"You need to speak fast, you can't act as slowly as before."

"They got married and invited the priest to preside over the wedding? Why?"

"They believe in Catholicism, Catholicism, Buddhism, Taoism, and Islam, which are the largest sects in the world, and they also believe in

look up. "

"What sect do you believe in, who do you invite to officiate the wedding?"

"That's right, priests are the closest people to Jesus. They want to help Jesus bless the couple. All Catholics will hold their weddings like this..."

Henry Zhang frowned.

"So, why don't Taoist laymen get married, why don't they invite the master of the Taoist palace? Buddhist laymen get married, why don't they ask the great monk to preside over it?"

wedding? "

Forehead.This question is somewhat impossible to answer.

"Beliefs are different, customs are different. For example, the north likes to eat noodles, and the south likes to eat rice."

"Then give me a Bible, and I'll study it to see if it's my teaching that is broad and profound, or theirs is better."

Zhan Jun thought of a very serious, very serious question.

"Xuan'er, tell me, if the Eighteen Arhats of the Western Paradise plus four Bodhisattvas, Daoist Daoists and Daoists plus Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals Tota Lee and Heavenly King Nezha, are fighting against Zeus, Athena, Apollo, the sun god in the West, these three sides will fight , which side do you think will

Weave? "

Henry Zhang is stupid, what does this mean.

"The Eastern and Western mythological characters are competing against each other. The Tathagata Buddha fought the Jade Emperor and then fought Zeus. The three parties fought each other. Who do you think will win?"

Zhan Jun is eager to try, his brain hole is a little big, no, it is too big.Throughout the ages, from the time when Pangu created the world, there has been no such three-party fight.

"You didn't take your medicine, did you? Did you get overheated?"

"I didn't dare to think about it before, but don't you have you now? You can become an earth fairy, you are so awesome, then there must be the Jade Emperor Buddha, there must be Zeus Athena^"

So it's very curious that the Eastern and Western mythological figures compete against each other.Meet on a narrow road, who can win?

"Go and be a screenwriter. You will be scolded for writing something different."

"No, that's what I thought. Didn't the great sage prepare to shoot when he returned? It could be that Sun Dasheng defeated the six-winged angel, and then picked the temple of Zeus. He followed the cloud for thousands of miles, and he turned over from the west. Go to the Nantian Gate in the east, and then, kick the Nantian Gate and hit the Lingxiao Palace. The Buddha came forward to suppress Sun Houzi. Sun Houzi was not willing. Journey to the West. Achieved the fight against the Buddha. From this point of view, the Buddha is more powerful."

Henry Zhang decided to ignore him, this is a neuropathy, he is really a neuropathy.

Zhan Jun is still seriously studying the question of who cares more.

Because he is a mercenary, he did not cut his hair. This is why Henry Zhang likes this script more. If he cut his hair into a cut, the ancient TV series would have to wear a hood, which is very uncomfortable.It's hot in summer too.

But in order to highlight the tough guy of the British soldiers, the long hair should be done well no matter what.

It can no longer be a cute ball head, nor can it be the corrupt braids of the Qing Dynasty. The demon man is still good at dressing up and designing. The black hair is highlighted and dyed some light brown, and then tied with a rubber band, tied into a small tug, tied up Tight, a small ball of light brown hair is roughly combed on the back of the head.

Her hair was tied tightly, and the corners of La's eyes were turned up, making her look fierce.The face is also very three-dimensional.

The light brown highlighted hair is not to kill Matt, but to echo the camouflage color on his face when he fights in the future. Can't the hair be highlighted green, with green hair on his head?Is he a green turtle? .

Wearing a white suit and dress, an international first-line female star is wearing a wedding dress. To be honest, the female star only came to act for the sake of money. If she wins an award, she is a queen. A not-so-famous actor who didn't win an award as a foil, and died within a few minutes of his mother's appearance, this is the cannon fodder heroine.

Everything looks at the money, the price of Henry Zhang as the leading actor is not the price of the actress for a few minutes.Don't compare, don't compare prices, and compare popularity in the future.

The mercenary team is all foreigners, and there are few Chinese faces.

Qingyu really likes their eyes, they are blue like glass balls, she really wants to snap them off.And their hair, golden, white and red, don't like black people, they can't see their faces, only their teeth.

Henry Zhang can’t speak foreign languages, which is very embarrassing. The priest speaks foreign languages, and the first-line actresses also speak foreign languages. Henry Zhang wants to hold the actress’s hand and say tenderly, Aidu, or Mitu.

Rice rabbit?A bunny made of glutinous rice balls?

He got stuck on the first one many times, and didn't know when to speak at all.

They chattered a lot of bird songs, and then the actress also jumped out a string of bird songs. After they finished speaking, are they speaking lines?Or, when they pause in the middle, do they have to say their lines?

I got stuck several times, all on Henry Zhang, and the director's violent temper was a bit uncontrollable. He was a ghost, and he was making gestures to Henry Zhang.

Henry Zhang felt that what was more difficult to understand than Tao was bird language.

Looking at Zhan Jun, what did the director say?

What an awesome Henry Zhang who is about to become an earth immortal, his mana is still not enough, and he is not allowed to have the function of automatic translation.Yao Nan rolled up his sleeves and quit. Fuck you, don't think that a hairstylist who graduated from New Oriental doesn't understand foreign languages.

Rushing up, the little man is dry and thin, jumping and cursing, jumping while cursing, why?He is small, tall and big like a bear without a director, but he can't lose the battle, he jumps up and scolds you, he is taller than you.

There was a sentence of Fake Squid in every sentence. After arguing for 5 minutes, Yao Nan stopped jumping. He pulled Henry Zhang back and pressed him on the beach chair to start to touch up his makeup. pause.

"Brother, what about the translator? Paralysis costs 200 yuan an hour for translation, so he can lay eggs if he can't be used for translation at this time."

"I found a translator of [-] yuan, a local international student. I will be there in a while."

"I can't understand what they're saying."

"You don't need to understand. I talked to him for a long time, but didn't he understand? I can't understand much of what he said."

Everyone was staring straight at the demon man, didn't they understand that you jumped up and down and scolded him for 5 minutes?

"That's why I stopped scolding when I was tired from jumping."

"Isn't it all in English? What you speak to him is in English."

It sounds like birdsong, but I can't understand it anyway.None of them can pass level four or six.

"Nonsense, I speak Thai and Chinese, plus my own bird language. Anyway, no one can understand, I just know it's a curse."

You cow!Awesome, you can create your own language.

"Sawadeeka, I hate your mother, Falk squatted your whole family, Sturt cried and cried and searched your whole family to death. That's all. Because I heard him say that Miss Zhang has leather. I will start Scolded. Did he say Henry Zhang is a pig? Don’t scold me and keep him. Let him see the tough side of the old ladies in the Northeast!"

Everyone gave Yao Nan a thumbs up, buddy, you are so awesome in the whole universe!Oversized awesome.

------- Yao Nan, you are so awesome!