The actor sells powerful pills

The northwest wind blows, the snow flutters, and the quiet and comfortable valley.

Suddenly, a jade-like Taoist priest with white eyebrows, white hair, and a golden crown appeared, wearing a silver Taoist robe and a light purple gauze, holding a three-foot cold front in his hand.

Facing the snow, he swung his long sword.

"Hey, you're a bold monster, don't show your original body quickly!"

I saw a woman in red standing in the snow, her waist was as thin as a willow branch, her face was like a peach blossom match Xishi, she covered her cherry with her hand and smiled charmingly.

"Master Dao, I'm just a little fox. You've been chasing me for 300 years. Are you in love with me? Well, it's freezing cold, why don't we find a cave and go up to the mountain?" Build a bonfire, drink a few glasses of wine, eat some good food, and then,,, "

The woman shook her shoulders, and took off the red gauze dress, revealing half of her white and tender shoulders and half of her chest, and cast her winking eyes.

"Then, let's accompany each other into the gums, and make some love."

"Bold and monstrous, you will die soon!"

Just as the white-browed Taoist was about to charge down with his sword, another voice suddenly came.

"I've been on the mountain for too long, and I don't know that there is such a blessing in my door."

"Master, it's not like before, it's open."

A softer voice followed.

"Eye-opener."

"That's right, that beauty's clothes are really nice."

"Card!"

A bearded man emerged from the snowdrift, holding a roll of paper in his hand, with big sunglasses worn by a blind man around his neck, waving his hands.

"Kaka!"

The bearded man threw the paper in his hand to the ground.

"Who! Who is talking, didn't they say that the shooting scene was absolutely quiet? Who, stand up and deduct your salary!"

Someone came out one after another, and someone quickly rushed at the woman in red with a big down jacket, and the woman in red's expression changed.

"Hey, let me say, Fat Director, can you still do it? Just pass it so-so. Damn, it's so cold that my mother is almost freezing to death. I don't care about my life if I give you two money."

The woman in red lit a cigarette, and stood there idly, without any charm.Pushing away the impatient look on the assistant's face.

"Beauty Qiqi, if you bear with me, just this one, as long as he beats you to death, you take a pose, this one passes, and you can enjoy the air-conditioned room."

The fat guide walked up with a flattering face, holding a cup of hot tea and handing it over.

"Hey, this little face is so cold, bear with it, I'm going to order someone to clear the scene completely. Drama, drama, whether you are still working or not, I don't know if you clear the scene."

"Director, I didn't find anyone. We searched all over but couldn't find it."

"Then who spoke just now?"

Scanning around, the cameras, theater managers, handymen, screenwriters, and actors all shook their heads collectively.

"Forget it, let me say something."

The fat guide cleared his throat.

"I love you, the Daoist of Liao Zhai. We have filmed episodes so far, and there are still [-] episodes to finish. It is not easy for us to shoot from spring to winter. I also know that you have tempers. Our company has changed bosses." , the entertainment company has a lot of foreign debts, and you are worried that you will not be paid. However, let me tell you the truth, although the new boss has no money, he has fists. If you don’t pay, you will chop your fingers. , Qiqi, you are likely to be sent by the boss to accompany clients. You, Taoist priest, are likely to be sent to Thailand to be a ladyboy, and you, you, you, I will give you an ax to join the underworld. I am also anxious, hurry up and finish filming Let's all leave. Don't hang out with this underworld. According to reliable sources, the boss will give me a good performance on the way back, and I can't protect you if you mess with him. "

The protagonists turned red and pursed their lips, and cut.

"Everyone be quiet, don't talk anymore!"

The director directed the makeup artist to put on makeup, drink some hot drinks, and give a lecture to the actors. After a full hour of agitation, the actors were ready, ready?

With a wave of the hand, the drama director hits the board, let's start!

The white-browed Taoist once again swung his sword and jumped off the dead tree, stepping on the snow without a trace, it looked so awesome.

The woman in red flicked around, pulled out a red whip and whipped it towards the Taoist priest with white eyebrows. The Taoist priest bent down, the snow was too slippery, and he fell like shit.Standing up and moving her crown, shouting ah ah ah, she rushed over again, the red-clothed banshee whipped over again, sweeping up the snow, sweeping her legs, the Taoist priest screamed and fell All fours.

The fat guide waved to the side, and the wire hanger quickly pulled the steel wire, and the white-browed Taoist priest was pulled up from the snow nest, screaming in mid-air with hands digging and kicking.

The woman in red laughed, and stabbed Dao Chang's ass with a whip.

"It's really embarrassing to the people in my Taoist sect!"

Before the words fell, a figure quickly jumped onto the snow, onto the rocks, one jumped up, and kicked Qiqi beauty on the shoulder. Qiqi beauty felt what it was like to fly, and screamed sideways Then fly out.Paji, smashing a huge hole in the snow.

Then the man raised his hand, and something like a stick flew towards the coercive steel wire. The steel wire snapped, and Taoist Baimei smashed another snow pit with his buttocks on the ground.

These things happened in an instant, the fat director didn't know what was going on, the heroine flew away, and the hero fell stupidly.

Looking into the snow, wearing a patched Taoist robe and holding a stick?No, something like a dust whisk with only a few hairs left, a Taoist priest whose hair is tied into a bun with chopsticks?stand there.

It seems that he is not very old, at most in his twenties, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, and a white Taoist robe with many patches, but the clothes are very clean.To that stop, the breeze is proud.Plain and clean as a white plum.

That look, that temperament, is really clean, clean, arrogant, and supercilious.

But he's so poor, he only has a patched Taoist robe on his body, and he doesn't have a second piece of clothing. In such a cold day, isn't he cold?

No, is this old man still so young?

When you talk about old Taoism, you will think of Wudang Mountain with a big beard, but this is the first time you have seen such a clean and young Taoist priest.

Hit Jishou with his hand, and flick the whisk with few hairs.

"Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate!"

With a cold face, he glanced around, and the people watching these movies made an almost inaudible hum from their noses.

Just like a fairy who has descended to the mortal world, he despises everyone from above, ignorant mortals!snort

Even if you wear a patched Taoist robe, it is still a battle robe.Even if the whisk has few hairs, it is still a Taoist magic weapon.Cold and arrogant, pulling two to five to eighty thousand.

The fat guide scratched his hair, where did this poor old man come from.

The Taoist hooked his hand, and a little Taoist priest in a blue Taoist robe and bright yellow pants, about fifteen or sixteen years old, ran out from behind the big rock and ran towards the male protagonist.

The male protagonist clutched his ass and howled, oh my god, he fell to the ground from a height of more than three meters, can it not hurt?

With a look of enthusiasm on his face, the little Taoist helped him up and patted the hero's pants.

"Handsome guy, handsome guy, you hurt from the fall, my master will show you some medical skills, master, saving lives and healing the wounded is the tradition of my teaching."

The poor old man walked in front of the male protagonist with slow steps, stroked his beardless chin, pretended to be mature, and put his hand on the male protagonist's wrist.

That's called a fairy spirit.A face full of compassion.Slightly closed the star eyes.

"According to the poor, benefactor, you have kidney deficiency, deficiency of both qi and blood, and restlessness in the five hearts, which makes your body unhealthy and easy to get sick. You need to recuperate slowly."

The leading actor was also blindfolded, and shook off the poor old man's hand.No one came up to say that men have kidney deficiency.If the kidneys are not good, isn't the bed thing also bad?Doesn't that humiliate men?Even a man can't stand such words.

"Who are you, what are you doing?"

The poor old man smiled slightly, but didn't answer.

The little Taoist hurried to talk.

"I have some pills for strengthening the body here. They are the powerful King Kong pills that my master has refined after seven to seven days. Fight hard, the golden gun will not fall."

The male protagonist looked up and down at the underage young old man, the underage brat knows what a fart the golden gun can't fall.Don't fool people come to be reliable?

"Selling wild medicine? I have an orthodox private doctor. I won't eat your stuff. Go away and get lost."

"Handsome guy, don't worry, I'm not selling wild medicine, this is a serious and good pill, my master is a descendant of the Danding sect, look at me, I often take these powerful pills, I wear a Taoist robe on such a cold day It feels hot. You try it too?"

The little old man suddenly became the face of those salesmen among the masses.

As soon as he tore off his tattered Taoist robe, the strength was a little too strong, and the collar was torn open.A pat on the chest.

"Look at my muscles, feel my body temperature, I just take Dali pills every now and then."

As he spoke, he hurriedly took out a large handful from the bag on the diagonal and handed it to the leading actor.

"You are lucky. We used to sell 100 yuan a pill. Today, if you have a chance, I will accept 88 pills. It is really good for strengthening your body and nourishing your kidneys and strengthening your yang. Buying 88 at home will keep you so refreshed that you will grin your teeth. If you want a boy, you will get a boy, if you want a girl, you will get a girl, and if you eat two, you can have twins, don't miss it when you pass by, don't lose the invincible Dali Vajra Pill if you lose gold or silver!"

"It's not over? The sellers of wild medicine have all rushed to the shooting scene, director, don't care!"

"I guess you don't know the effect of this medicine if you haven't taken it before. In this way, you take off your pants, and we will give you a little bruise water developed by Dan Ding Pai, and your bruises will heal immediately. Take off your pants, Take it off, why are you ashamed, I haven't seen anything at my age."

Xiao Laodao is about to take off the actor's pants.

The leading actor grabbed his pants and screamed.

"Director, director, hurry up, there are hooligans!"

Only then did the fat director realize, oh, the so-called Daogu Xianfeng master and apprentice are selling wild medicine, so selling wild medicine is not considered to be an insult to the protagonist?

"Go, beat them out!"

"Master, don't stand up and pretend to be serious. If you can't sell it, we will have to drink the northwest wind and beg for food to move forward. There are also beauties over there. Women are most willing to spend money on beauty. You should also sell it."

The poor old Taoist who had been holding on to the airs seemed to be in a dilemma, hesitated again and again, put down the airs, and grabbed a few powerful diamond pills to find the beauties next to him.

The production cameraman and the handyman rushed up to catch him. Seeing that they were about to catch him, his hands were all on his arm. The poor old man swayed, swayed outside their encirclement, and headed towards the beautiful woman.

These handymen were taken aback, when did he run over?

The little old man shouted.

"Beauties, how old do you think I am? I'm over 100 years old, this thing is still beautiful, do you want some?"

The actress and makeup artist burst into laughter.

"You can't be reliable if you lie? Over 100 years old? Wouldn't it be better for you to become a genius?"

"Don't talk nonsense, the newly promulgated law prohibits animals from becoming sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China."

"Ah, how do you know that I have become a spirit? Master, do they all have supernatural powers?"

The little old man stared wide-eyed in fright, and hurriedly stuck to the master's back, sticking his head out.

"Qingyu, don't be afraid, they are all mortals, and the eyes of the sky are not open."

The master also comforted the disciple solemnly, touching his forehead.This little old man is called Qingyu.

The beauties trembled wildly with laughter, ouch, whether you buy this Dali pill or not, these master and apprentice are quite funny.

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