Little slutty celestial master

At noon the next day, Li Weiran's family, except for Li Zijin and Li Zi'an, went home in a police car. After getting home and eating a couple of bites, Li Weiran wrapped himself in a blanket and lay down on the sofa in his parents' room, watching Wei Fei, who dared not sleep alone, tried to catch up on sleep.

Li Weiran was woken up by his uncle after sleeping in a daze for not knowing how long.

Rubbing his eyes and sitting up, Li Weiran found that he had actually slept on his parents' bed.

"How did I get into my dad's bed?"

"Your father carried you up." Li Zian patted Li Weiran's shoulder, "It's time for dinner, go wash your face and wake up."

"Oh!"

It is destined that no one will have the appetite to eat today.

A large family gathered around a large table full of food, but no one touched their chopsticks for a long time.

After a long time, Li Weiran looked up at his father: "Dad, do you want me to accompany you to the police station tomorrow?"

"No need," Li Zijin said, "it's fine for dad and your uncle to go, and you and grandpa will protect your grandma and your mommy at home."

"

"Then dad, how can we help Gao Kun kill Jiuying?" Li Weiran asked directly.

"Baby dad has never caught a demon before, you have to ask your grandpa about it." Li Zijin replied quite frankly.

Li Weiran immediately turned his head to look at Li Qingquan, and asked, "Grandpa, when Uncle Gao and I were separated, he said that he would come back to us if we issued an order to catch monsters at home. Order, can you help Gao Kun?"

Li Qingquan nodded, and said in his mouth: "It seems that the reincarnated Zhang Tianshi really can't beat Jiuying, otherwise, Gao Xu wouldn't have directly asked our family to issue a demon-catching order."

"We can't fight. Uncle Gao said that Gao Kun and Jiu Ying will be injured nine out of ten times they fight, so we can't delay any longer." Li Weiran said.

"It can't be delayed anymore. Today, Jiuying dared to vent his anger by murdering so arrogantly in the city. It can be seen that Jiuying is not afraid of being targeted by the police," Li Zian also said, "Our family has been so peaceful these past few months. It's all because of Li Kun, if one day the master and apprentice of the Gao family are killed by Jiu Ying, then it will be our Lao Li's turn next."

Wei Fei shook her hands in fright, and accidentally slipped her chopsticks to the ground.

"It's okay," Li Zijin covered Wei Fei's trembling hands, "Don't be afraid, our family will be fine."

"Grandpa, what exactly is the Monster Hunting Order?" Li Weiran raised his head, "I don't think we can drag it on like this any longer, we need to start preparing earlier."

"Monster catching order is not something." Li Qingquan thought about it, and decided to explain to Li Weiran in a rather simple way, "Monster catching order is actually the literal meaning. The demon master went to capture the monster together."

"Well, that's it?" Li Weiran said, "Just send out the order?"

"How is it possible," Li Zi'an said, "Dad, this order to catch monsters can't be issued by ordinary monster catchers, right?"

"Yes, hey, you have to know that catching monsters is a business where you risk your life. In ancient times, if a monster did evil in a place, that place would try its best to ask a monster catcher to get rid of it. A monster catcher would have to pay so much. Not to mention the price of this kind of monster-hunting order that invites monster-hunting masters all over the world." Li Qingquan explained to Li Weiran, "So since ancient times, except for some rich monster-hunting families, There are very few demon catchers who will issue a demon catch order, because the price to be paid for the demon catch order is too high, and ordinary demon catchers cannot bear it at all."

"I'm being generous. Demon catchers don't work for free, so the demon catcher order is actually a recruitment notice. Those demon catchers are small workers. Our family pays for them, and they help our family with work. It's as simple as that!" Li Weiran concluded.

Li Qingquan nodded: "That's right, Gao Xu's master and apprentice have no money, so they can't issue the demon-catching order!"

"But it's really fucking expensive to do these small jobs. It was like this in ancient times. How much does it cost now!" Li Zijin said through gritted teeth.

"So what's expensive," Wei Fei said, "I'm willing to pay for any amount of money. Husband, hurry up and invite them back tomorrow, as much as you have."

"The matter has come to this point, we must invite you." Li Zijin said to Wei Fei.

Li Weiran ignored his parents, looked at his grandfather and sighed: "Grandpa, I thought all the monster catchers had the world in their hearts like those shown on TV. If there were some great monsters somewhere, those monster catchers The masters will automatically show up and get together to kill monsters. Unexpectedly, the monster catchers in reality are the same as those on TV. It turns out that they have to spend money to work.

If

Li Qingquan smiled slightly at Li Weiran: "Hey, demon catchers are also human beings, they are just like ordinary people, some are kind, and some are narrow-minded. There are so many demon catchers in the world, you can't ask everyone to be like you and me." Gao Kun is just as selfless

"

Li Weiran nodded, and continued to ask: "Grandpa, has our old Li's family issued a demon-catching order before?"

"Your great-grandfather and grandpa said that old Li's family has only issued two demon-catching orders. When it was issued, your great-grandfather was not even born, so grandpa doesn't know the details." Li Qingquan picked up the chopsticks and gave them to Li Weiran. Picked up a piece of meat, "Hurry up and eat, after you finish your meal, go contact your Uncle Heiwa."

"Uncle Feng?"

"Well," Li Qingquan smiled at Li Weiran, "Your Uncle Heiwa's family is living in poverty. Grandpa remembers that the eldest of his family seems to be getting married soon. You, Uncle Feng, should not miss this opportunity to make a lot of money."

"Dad," Li Zijin interjected, "Forget about Feng Xing, he knows us so well, and Gao Xu is still his good friend, it would be too hurtful to ask him for money."

"It would hurt your feelings if you don't mention money to him. Heiwa's family has been poor since he was a child. He is not as lucky as you. He has the protection of his ancestors so everything goes smoothly. Not only Heiwa, but also other demon catchers. "Li Qingquan said to Li Zijin while eating, "Jiuying is no better than other monsters. There is a high probability that Jiuying will die if he meets Jiuying. In this case, those who will come to catch the demon must be at home. That's right, in this case, don't try to take advantage of this demon catcher."

"I know, I know."

Li Weiran: "Grandpa, when do you think we will issue the order to catch demons?"

"Grandpa wants you to be the master of this matter," Li Qingquan turned to look at Li Weiran, "Hey, hey, every monster hunting order needs a leader, and grandpa wants you to be the leader of the monster hunting order issued by our old Li family this time." .”

Li Weiran was taken aback for a moment, holding his chopsticks and looking at his grandfather dumbfounded, his father and uncle are still there, why is it his turn to be the leader.

"No," Li Zijin was the first to speak, "Hey, he's only so old, what does he know?"

"That's right, Dad," Li Zian also said, "Big brother is still here, no matter how bad it is, I'm still there. Hey, hey, he's too young, he can't be this early bird."

"I can't do it anymore," Li Qingquan looked at Li Zijin, "Hey, he is much more determined than the two of you. He is more suitable to be the leader than you."

"But……"

"No, but," Li Qingquan raised his hand, "Gou Chen at home has already accepted Hey Hey as the master, there is no more suitable candidate than Hey Hey."

Li Zijin frowned: "Recognize the master? That unicorn in our family will recognize the master?"

"Yes, each generation recognizes one," Li Qingquan replied, "Hey, I was the master before, now it's hey."

"That's not right," Li Zi'an said, "Dad, didn't you say that every generation recognizes one person, and brother and I, why did that unicorn pass me and brother?"

"One generation recognizes one, but it only recognizes the demon catcher as its master," Li Qingquan mockingly hooked his mouth, "As for why you two brothers were passed over and recognized as masters, you two brothers can figure it out by themselves .”

Li Zijin: "..."

Li Zian: "..."

Li Weiran held back a smile and looked at his father and his uncle, staring at his family's unicorn eyes. His father and his uncle were not demon catchers at all.

"You brat, aren't you very proud?" Li Zian looked at Li Weiran coldly, "You're almost grinning to your ears."

Li Weiran nodded with a smile.

Li Qingquan looked at Li Weiran and smiled: "Okay, let's do it this way, let Hey be the leader this time, you two brothers do a good job in supporting work, Hey, you are young, one of you is his father, and the other is him." Uncle, during the period of catching monsters, you can't rely on your status as elders to seize power, if I know that you two use your status as elders to oppress him, then I will take care of you."

Li Zian nodded helplessly: "Okay, no problem, from now on hey hey he will be the boss, I will be his little brother."

Li Zijin slapped his forehead unbearably: "What kind of thing is this? My son has become the boss of my father. This fucking... ah... my wife hurts, don't pinch it!"

Wei Fei pinched Li Zijin and looked at Li Weiran with a smile: "Come on baby, mommy and grandma will always be your most loyal fans."

Li Weiran grinned and nodded: "Don't worry, Mommy, I will work hard."

"Oh, it's really..." Li Zijin rubbed her waist while shaking her head depressed.

"The leader," Li Zi'an looked at Li Weiran and asked, "When do you think it's appropriate for us to issue the demon catching order?" "Hmm..." Li Weiran frowned and thought for a while, then looked up at his uncle, "The sooner the better, it's best to send out the monster hunting order this week."

"Nonsense," Li Zijin said, "Hey dad, I can understand that you want to save Li Kun as soon as possible, but do you know what time it is now, can we do this now, so many people died, how many people are watching Our family..."

"Yeah, hey, uncle also thinks this is unreasonable, you are a little too anxious..."

"Dad, uncle, please listen to me first."

"What do you say, I know what you are asked to do, the boss is simply... ah... my wife!"

"bump……"

Li Qingquan slapped the table vigorously, looked at Li Zijin and Li Zi'an with anger on his face: "Shut up, both of you."

Li Zijin and Li Zi'an were taken aback for a moment, subconsciously closed their mouths obediently, and the whole dinner table completely fell silent.

Li Qingquan looked at Li Zijin and Li Zi'an coldly, and after a while he said: "You guys also know that hey, hey, if you don't even support him, then how could those monster catchers in the future listen to him?" What's your order?"

Li Zijin and Li Zi'an looked at each other, unable to speak.

Li Qingquan: "Shut up, both of you, and let Hei He finish his sentence."

Li Zijin looked at Li Weiran: "Okay, hey, tell me, dad and uncle won't interrupt."

Li Weiran nodded, and continued: "Dad, I know what you and my uncle are thinking. You want to wait until there are not so many policemen staring at us, but Dad, you just said that you are dead. There are so many people, there is no direction of investigation for Glance now, they will only point all the directions of investigation at our home, and they will keep an eye on our home more closely, not much in a short time

The eyes of the police were withdrawn. Leifang has time, but we don't have time. Just like my uncle said, if something happens to Gao Kun, even if there is police protection, our family will be over immediately. "

"That……,,

"So I don't think it's necessary to hide the murder from the monster from the police."

"Hey," Li Zian said, "You want us to cooperate with the police, but hey, uncle said last night that the police won't believe in monsters."

"Whoever wants to cooperate with them, I didn't think about going to them and telling them there are monsters," Li Weiran smiled, "Anyway, the left and right can't avoid the police, so let them investigate casually, we just catch our monsters, When they see it with their own eyes, they will naturally believe that there are monsters in the world, and the police will naturally handle all the follow-up work for us."

One word awakened the dreamer, Li Zijin and Li Zi'an completely turned the corner.

"Papa..." Wei Fei applauded star-eyed, "My son is so handsome!"

Li Zijin and Li Zi'an looked at each other: "It makes sense, so let's do it like this!"

"Eat and eat, the food will be cold!"

After eating, Li Weiran immediately called Feng Xing, and it was exactly as his grandfather said. When Feng Xing heard it, he immediately agreed to help catch the monster, saying that he wanted to earn some down payment for his eldest son .

On the afternoon of the third day after the phone call, Feng Xing arrived at the door of Li Weiran's house with a big bag of souvenirs.

Li Weiran ran into the yard wearing no slippers and opened the door to greet Feng Xing himself.

"Uncle Feng, you are here."

Feng Xing stretched out his arms to hug Li Weiran, and said, "Oh, hey, I haven't seen you for two months, you've become handsome again."

"You've become handsome too." Li Weiran broke free from Feng Xing's arms, lowered his head and reached out to seal the big bag at his feet, and continued to ask, "What is this? Uncle Feng, what delicious food did you bring me?" ?”

"There are sausages fed by your aunt, preserved ducks, and many local specialties." Feng Xing replied with a smile.

Li Weiran drooled: "That's great, my aunt really loves me."

Feng Xing smiled: "By the way, hello, where are your parents? Is your uncle at home?"

"They're all at home," Li Weiran looked up, "Uncle, let's go in quickly, I know you're coming, my aunt has cooked a big table of delicious food."

"Don't worry," Feng Xing sneered, "Hey, you can call your uncle out alone, uncle wants to meet him first."

"Uncle, what can you do with my uncle?"

Feng Xing coughed in a low voice: "Hey, hey, your uncle will be the leader in the future for this monster-hunting order issued by your family, right?"

Li Weiran shook his head: "It's not my uncle."

Feng Xing's face turned bitter: "Could it be your father, no, your father is so busy with business, why is he still free to take us to catch him?"

Monster! "

"It's not dad either," Li Weiran said, "Uncle, you are right, my dad is very busy with business, and he doesn't have time to be the leader." "That's your grandfather?" Feng Xing raised his eyebrows in fright, "Your grandfather said I can’t even walk steadily, does he still want to catch demons?”

Li Weiran shook his head, raised his hand and gave Feng Xing a V proudly!

Feng Xing looked Li Weiran up and down: "You?"

"Well," Li Weiran nodded sharply, "Uncle Feng, I'm the boss who caught the monster this time, and now my father and my uncle are both me.

little brother. "

Feng Xing: "..."

Li Weiran raised an eyebrow at Feng Xing: "Uncle Feng, you don't need to look for my uncle, just tell me what you want to say, and now I am the one who can make the decisions."

?'this……"

"Tell me," Li Weiran said, "my father and my uncle are very supportive of my work now, and I can really make the decision.

"Okay, uncle said it!"

"Let's talk!"

"Hey, uncle actually didn't come alone this time. Uncle even brought your brother Feng and a friend of his. Uncle wants them to follow us to deal with that."

"Hey, Uncle, isn't Brother Xiao Feng still intern? Is he not going to work?"

"Oh, the internship is cancelled," Feng Xing smiled awkwardly, "Hey, uncle doesn't need you to pay them for catching demon masters, but you can just give them a meal, see if it's okay."

"Brother Xiaofeng is fine. After all, Uncle, your son is Brother Xiaofeng's friend..." Li Weiran hesitated, "Brother, you also know how dangerous we will be in the future, I am really afraid..."

"It's okay, you don't have to worry. Although your brother Feng's friend is not a monster catcher, he is quite good at it, so you don't have to worry about him. He can definitely protect himself," Feng Xing looked at fawningly. Li Weiran, "Just treat him as your little brother, and let him serve you tea and water, and just serve you."

?'Haha, uncle, what are you talking about," Li Weiran said with a smile, "If I found such a younger brother, my mother would break my leg without my father doing it. "

"That's all right?"

?? As long as he can take care of himself, of course it’s fine,” Li Weiran grinned, “Uncle Feng? Where are my brother Feng and his friend now? I’ll ask my family’s driver to pick them up.”

"No, no, they're here."

"Ok?"

Feng Xing stretched out his hand to grab the side, and pulled out a tall, thin and gentle man from behind the fence: "Come here, hey, uncle, let me introduce you, this is your little brother Feng, uncle's eldest son, Feng School text."

Li Weiran greeted the man angrily: "Hello Brother Xiaofeng, I'm hello."

Feng Xuewen pushed his glasses and smiled at Li Weiran: "Hi, hello."

Feng Xing smiled: "Hey, prepare yourself, Uncle is going to introduce you to your little Brother Feng's friends."

Li Weiran nodded: "No need to prepare, Uncle, you can introduce directly."

"That's good." Feng Xing licked his lips, stretched out his hand and pulled out a person Li Weiran was very familiar with from behind the wall, "Come here, hello, this is Liu An, your little brother Feng's best friend."

Li Weiran's face froze immediately.

Liu An fawned on Li Weiran with a mean face: "Hey little boy, I'm actually a few years younger than your uncle, so don't call me uncle from now on, call me Big Brother Liu."

"Uncle... this..." Li Weiran pointed at Liu An and stammered at Feng Xing.

"Hey, don't be so nervous," Liu An said with a smile, "I didn't come here today as a policeman, I came here as a demon catcher."

"what?"

Liu An took out a document from his pocket and handed it to Li Weiran: "Here, look, this is uncle's resignation report. Uncle will not check in the future, and he will follow you."

Li Weiran turned his head to look at Feng Xing, Feng Xing smiled wryly: "This Liu An is indeed a good friend of your little brother Feng, but he didn't know that his uncle was your little brother Feng's father before, and some time ago he was caught by him for some reason. Found out, your little brother Feng is stupid in reading, and he said a lot of things that shouldn't be said casually by him. Hey, hey, I guess I can't hide this matter after thinking about it. Why don't we let him follow us Bar."

Li Weiran turned his head, and Liu An immediately winked at Li Weiran: "I'm not looking at you now, Big Brother Liu. No matter what I see in the future, Big Brother Liu, I will definitely not gossip around, hey Hey, you can play with Big Brother Liu."

Li Weiran rolled his eyes, nodded and said: "Okay then, but I want to tell you that the younger brother has to look like a younger brother. I will be the boss in the future, and you must absolutely obey my orders."

"no problem."

"Okay then," Li Weiran bent down and tried to lift the big bag at Feng Xing's feet, "Uncle, let's go in, my grandpa was talking about you just now."

"Let's go, let's go," Feng Xing snatched the pocket from Li Weiran's hand, and easily carried it in his hand, "I want to have a good talk with your grandpa 0"

Liu An strode up to Li Weiran, and while exploring Li Weiran's home, he said, "Hey, hey, your big villa is really luxurious, and your father is really rich."

Li Weiran thought about it, and without thinking about it, he said: "My dad is in a formal business, and has never paid taxes. All the money in my family is clean."

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous," Liu An stretched out his hand and patted Li Weiran's shoulder, "Brother really resigned, I won't investigate your house." "My family is not afraid of your investigation."

"Brother knows, the details of your family are very clear. I was just envious just now."

While the two were talking, Xiong Shuo walked out of the house with a chubby body holding Li Weiran's cell phone.

As soon as he saw Xiong Shuo, Liu An raised his eyebrows, and said strangely: "This is your mother's robot panda, right? Oh, it looks exactly the same, and it will hand you a mobile phone. It's too cute." Really."

Li Weiran said expressionlessly: "He is real."

"Huh? What!!!"

Li Weiran turned his head and looked at Liu An quite calmly: "Don't think too much, he is just a panda monster, and my family dare not break the law.

As soon as the words finished, Xiong Shuo handed the phone to Li Weiran and said, "Hey, your phone is ringing."

Liu An: "..."

Li Weiran continued to look at Liu An with his mobile phone and said, "Now you can believe it, he is really a panda monster!"