Little slutty celestial master

After a night without dreams, Li Weiran slept happily in Gao Kun's arms until ten o'clock in the morning before sitting up from the bed with his messy hair.

Rolling the still warm pulsating bottle with his feet, Li Weiran stretched out comfortably.

Gao Kun's body didn't know what was going on, it was as hot as a stove, Li Weiran slept like a pig that night, and he didn't even know when Gao Kun got up.

Slowly climbing out of bed, Li Weiran rubbed his eyes and yawned and walked out of the room.

The weather is still gloomy, so Gao Kun will not be seen this time, but his uncle and grandfather are wrapped in a military overcoat, sitting around a brazier in the main room and talking with relatives in their hometown.

After washing his face with cold water, Li Weiran, who was completely sober, squatted in front of the brazier and was loved by the elders in his hometown, before slowly swaying out of his uncle's house with a piece of bread in his mouth.

After feeding the bread in his mouth to a little black dog playing by the side of the road, Li Weiran ran to the canteen to buy a pack of cigarettes, and walked towards his own small western-style building bored.

After his father's business was successful, he specially spent money to build a small western-style building for his grandparents. Unfortunately, he only lived there for two years. His grandma ran to the city because he missed him. His grandpa lived only a few more times than his grandma. For a month, I also arrived in the city.

"It's a pity that no one lives in such a good house!" Li Weiran looked at the deserted yard of his home, then walked towards the back of the house talking to himself.

Starting from the back of his house, bypassing two fish ponds, and walking up a road, there is a small hillside where Li Weiran practiced with his grandfather when he was a child.

Slowly climbing to the top of the slope, Li Weiran stomped his feet while sucking in the air-conditioning.What the hell, the temperature is obviously not much different from that at home, but why is it so cold here in his hometown? It's so cold that his bones are covered with ice.

Taking out the cigarettes he just bought from the grocery store from his trouser pocket, Li Weiran lit one for himself with shaking hands, then closed his eyes quite intoxicated.

It was really difficult for him, he had to travel so far to smoke a cigarette.

"When did you learn to smoke this thing?"

"Fuck..."

Gao Kun's voice suddenly sounded from behind Li Weiran, so frightened that Li Weiran almost put the smoke between his fingers into his eyes.

Li Weiran turned his head and looked at Gao Kun angrily: "You want to scare me to death, why is there no sound at all when you walk."

"When did you learn to smoke?" Gao Kun stepped forward and grabbed the cigarette in Li Weiran's hand, "Smoking is bad for your health, give me the cigarette."

"Hey, hey, what are you doing?" Li Weiran avoided Gao Kun's hand, "Don't touch my cigarette."

"Hey, you never smoked before," Gao Kun looked at Li Weiran blankly, "Is it because of me?"

"What are you thinking?" Li Weiran sneered, "I started smoking two years ago, and it has nothing to do with you."

"You lied. You haven't smoked once in front of me in the past two months. How could you have started smoking before?"

"Who lied to you, I would have smoked," Li Weiran looked at Gao Kun expressionlessly, "I just never smoke in front of you."

"why?"

"Why else? I'm afraid you'll dislike me," Li Weiran shrugged, "At that time I thought you liked me too, and I was worried that if we were together, you would dislike my taste when we kissed, so I never Smoking in front of you."

Gao Kun: "..."

Li Weiran waved his hand at Gao Kun: "Go back quickly, I just want to be alone in this place."

Gao Kun didn't move, but said to Li Weiran: "Hey, I bought you something to eat just now, you can go back with me."

Li Weiran shook his head: "I'm not hungry, go and eat by yourself."

"But your grandpa said that we have to wait until you come out of the ancestral hall to eat today. It will be very late at that time. If you don't eat something to fill your stomach now, you will not be able to survive."

"Oh," Li Weiran sighed helplessly, looked at Gao Kun and asked, "Gao Kun, are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid?"

"What do you mean?"

"Because I'm self-indulgent, I feel very embarrassed when I see you now," Li Weiran said, "I beg you, Gao Kun, don't be so nice to me in the future, stay away from me, okay?"

Gao Kun didn't speak, Li Weiran continued to chase people away: "Go back quickly, if my grandfather asks, just say I'm here."

Gao Kun didn't move, looked at Li Weiran and asked, "Do you mean that you won't be friends with me in the future?"

"No," Li Weiran shook his head, "It's just for a while, it'll be better when I see you without being so embarrassed."

"Is it my fault that you let me hide from you?" Gao Kun asked, "Is it my fault that I don't understand what you mean, making you so embarrassed now?"

Li Weiran looked at Gao Kun strangely: "Why are you angry?"

Gao Kun didn't speak, he was a little angry, but he didn't know why he was angry.

"Why are you angry?" Li Weiran shook his head, "I really don't understand you, isn't it good for us to avoid each other now, so we can avoid embarrassment for each other."

"How can you blame me?" Gao Kun looked at Li Weiran and said, "You're not just doing this to me, how would I know you like me."

"I treat you differently from others," Li Weiran said, "Can I call someone else's baby, or someone else's husband?"

"Where can't it be, that Liu Ji, that Liu Ji who studied with you in junior high school, don't you call him wife every day? Could it be that you like him too?" Gao Kun asked.

"Fart, can this fucking be the same," Li Weiran yelled, "I call you husband because I really want you to be my husband, but calling him wife doesn't really make him my wife. Can it be the same?"

"It's so fucking different," Gao Kun swears for the first time, "You like to cling to me, and you also like to put your shoulders on other people's shoulders. It's the same to outsiders."

"It's the same. It's the same if I stick to you or put someone else's shoulder on it. Forget it. I'm too lazy to be angry with you. Go away!" Li Weiran waved his hands away.

"How long will it take?" Gao Kun asked with a dark face, "How long do you want me to avoid you before I won't be embarrassed?"

"I don't know, let's talk about it after I like someone else." Li Weiran replied coldly.

"What?" Gao Kun called.

"What? No way?" Li Weiran raised his eyebrows.

Gao Kun looked at Li Weiran in disbelief: "It's only been two days, and you want to like someone else?"

"I'm not fucking full yet, don't you want me to have a crush on you forever?"

"You said you like me so much, it's been two days, and you're thinking about liking the next person?"

"Isn't this a normal way of thinking for me? You are a straight man, you can't be with me, I have to give up on myself." Li Weiran replied, "It's you, why are you so angry at me, just like me so much? Is he clinging to you every day?"

Gao Kun glanced at Li Weiran, turned around and left without saying a word.

Li Weiran took out his phone to check the time, raised his legs and followed Gao Kun.

Well, don't get me wrong, he has no intention of coaxing Gao Kun to be unhappy, he will follow Gao Kun just because the time is coming, his grandfather is going to open the ancestral hall, and he has to go back to offer incense to his ancestors.

Back at Uncle Li Weiran's house, Li Qingquan and Li Zi'an were indeed preparing to open the ancestral hall.

Seeing Li Weiran, Li Zian came over, forcibly wrapped Li Weiran in a military overcoat, then stuffed a big meat bun into Li Weiran's mouth, and then grabbed Li Weiran by the back of the neck and took Li Weiran towards their ancestral hall.

"No day is a worry-free day. Why is it so difficult for you to wear thicker clothes?"

"Mmmmmm, umm...uh..."

"Hey, stop talking, eat your steamed stuffed bun, and your uncle will stew a big goose in an iron pot for you to eat in the evening."

"Really?"

"Well, here we are, finish eating the buns quickly, you can't go in until you finish eating."

Except for the real descendants of the Li family, no one can enter the ancestral hall of the Li family.

"Hey, remember, this incense can only be wiped out, not blown out," Li Zi'an told Li Weiran while lighting incense for Li Weiran, "You are the youngest grandson in the family, the ancestor must like you the most, you When you kowtow to your ancestors and offer incense later, you must be sincere and sincere, so that your ancestors will bless you with good health in the coming year."

"understood."

"It's all right, get down on your knees!" Li Qingquan, who had been kneeling all the time, turned around and said.

"Okay, hey, you kneel behind my uncle. This time is different from saying hello when you come back from the Chinese New Year. You can do what my uncle does, you know?"

"Ah."

Li Weiran knelt down with both hands on the incense sticks, imitating his brother-in-law's movements, kowtow, and burn the incense sticks!

"Okay," Li Qingquan rarely took the initiative to reach out and rub Li Weiran's head affectionately, "It's done!"

Li Weiran rubbed his head unnaturally: "Grandpa, can we take the weapon away?"

"It's a magical weapon, and what a martial artist holds is called a weapon." Li Qingquan led Li Weiran towards the back of the ancestral hall, "The one held by our demon hunters is called a magical weapon."

"Oh, I see."

Walking to the place where the ritual artifacts were offered in the ancestral hall, Li Qingquan took Li Weiran and Li Zi'an to kowtow to the incense-burning artifacts a few times, and then took the ritual artifacts after saluting.

Li Zian took out a sandalwood box as if by magic, took the magic weapon in Li Qingquan's hand, wrapped it carefully with red cloth, and put it into the sandalwood box with utmost care.

Li Weiran picked up a long sword that looked like iron but not iron, wood but not wood, held it in his hand quite strangely, waved it, and kept saying to his uncle: "Uncle, I like this sword. I will use this sword in the future."

"Give the sword to my uncle," Li Zian raised his hand, "We'll see when we go home."

Li Weiran handed it over with both hands: "I want this one, nothing else."

"I got it, I got it, you go to your uncle and see if the big goose he stewed for you has been cooked." Li Zi'an felt that Li Weiran was in the way, so he directly opened his mouth to drive people away.

"Can I go out now?"

"Okay, get out, get out, I'm so annoying!"

"Then I'm going out to play games."

"roll roll roll!"