Little slutty celestial master

Li Zian closed his eyes and sighed: "Hey, my uncle never expected you to be good at studying, but you are going too far now, elementary school students know that people can't use "one" to describe, you still As for high school students, they don’t even know this, and you will be ashamed when you see those wearing red scarves in the future.”

Li Weiran explained to himself: "What are you talking about? How could I not know that people can't use "one" to describe it? Isn't that the point of the image I want to describe?"

"Image?"

"I'm 1.8 meters tall, and I'm already a very long one when lying on the bed." Li Weiran kicked off the slippers, climbed onto the bed with his butt pouted, and lay down next to Li Zi'an, "Where is the description wrong?"

Li Zian straightened up and pressed the quilt for Li Weiran, and then said: "Come on, don't make trouble for yourself, after this wave of things at home is over, I will personally make up lessons for you."

"Forget it, isn't it a waste of your time to make up lessons for me?" Li Weiran spread out on the bed like a salted fish, lazily stretched his right hand under his uncle's pillow, and inexplicably took out a box from under the pillow. Durex, "Hey, what is this?"

Li Zian snatched Durex from Li Weiran's hand, and said, "It's nothing, go to sleep."

"If I'm not mistaken, it's a condom." Li Weiran sat up and reached out to snatch Durex from Li Zian's hand. "Uncle, why are there condoms in your room?"

"No," Li Zian threw the Durex in the corner of the room, "You read it wrong."

"That's right," Li Weiran looked at the normal-looking Li Zian, and asked cautiously, "Uncle, have you got a boyfriend yet?" His father said that his uncle would only bring real boyfriends home of.

"No," Li Zian pushed Li Weiran down on the bed, turned off the light, "quickly sleep."

Li Weiran stared at Li Zian without blinking his round eyes: "Uncle, have you been single for several years?"

Li Zi'an reached out his hand helplessly to close Li Weiran's eyes: "You little brat, why do you love to worry so much, go to sleep."

Li Weiran turned around and hugged his uncle, and rubbed his head affectionately on his uncle: "Uncle, do you know that I love you so much, so hurry up and find a boyfriend who loves you."

Li Zian's heart warmed up: "Uncle loves you too, go to sleep."

"Since you love me, take me back to your hometown tomorrow." Li Weiran put his arms around Li Zian and said his purpose for tonight.

Li Zi'an: "..." He just said how could he be so heartwarming when he was doing well.

"I will be obedient, and I will never make trouble again when I go back this time." Li Weiran promised.

"Why do you want to go back home?"

"It's nothing, I just want to go back." In fact, he just wanted to avoid Gao Kun, let him make a transition, and not be so embarrassed in the future.

"No," Li Zian refused without thinking, "this time is different from usual, you have to stay with Gao Xu to be safe."

"Why," Li Weiran sat up abruptly, "I don't, I don't want to stay with that master and apprentice, uncle, you can take me with you."

"It's useless to act like a baby. It's a very high time now. I can't let you mess around."

"You can protect me too," Li Weiran stretched out his hand and kept pushing Li Zian, "Take me with you, take me with you."

"No."

"If you can't, then you can't," Li Weiran snorted, "At worst, I'll go by myself. Could it be that I don't know how to fly by myself?"

"Li Weiran, do you fucking owe it?" Li Zian looked at Li Weiran, "It's been a long time since I smoked you, your skin is itchy, isn't it?"

"Let me go," Li Weiran continued coquettishly, "Didn't you say that today, that monster didn't come for our house, and I will have nothing to do with you when we go back to our hometown."

Li Zian didn't speak, and sighed helplessly, Li Weiran chuckled: "Book another ticket, uncle, I will definitely not make trouble when I go back to my hometown this time."

Li Zian squinted at Li Weiran: "Sleep first, I'll think about it."

"I'll sleep right away," Li Weiran fell back, "Don't worry, uncle, I will cover the quilt well, and I will never kick the quilt when I fall asleep."

"Go to sleep!"

"okay!"

The next day, after the meal, Li Zijin's assistant Xiao Zhou came to send Li Weiran and the others to the airport in person.

After a night's rest, Wei Fei was still a little sluggish, carrying Li Weiran's schoolbag and sent Li Weiran to the side of the car, and said in her mouth: "When you return to your hometown, you must listen to your grandfather and little uncle, and you must not make troubles or mess around. run."

"Don't worry, Mom." Li Weiran was in good spirits, "I brought a slingshot this time, so I won't make trouble."

Wei Fei said tiredly, "I'll be back for two days, why are you bringing a slingshot?"

"When we went home for Chinese New Year last year, we found that there were a lot of wild ducks in the pond behind our house." Li Weiran smiled, "Mom, I think those ducks are quite fat, this time I will bring back two for you to try." .”

"What kind of wild duck, where did the wild ducks come from in the countryside? They are raised by others," Wei Fei opened the car door, "Go in quickly, get along well with Gao Kun these two days, and don't bully the ducks raised by others."

Li Weiran was taken aback: "What? Gao Kun also wants to go home with me?"

"That's right," Gao Xu walked out of the room with a smile, "Your uncle said that you are dishonest and like to run around. I hope that we, Kun'er, can accompany you so that we can follow behind you and protect you."

Li Weiran: "..."

If he had known that Gao Kun was going, then why would he still be clamoring to go to his hometown.

Li Zi'an and Li Zijin came out after Gao Xu, and Li Zijin said to Li Weiran, "Hey, get in the car, and sleep in the car for a while."

Li Weiran stood still in front of the car, wondering if his little uncle would kick his ass in half if he couldn't talk now.

Li Zian came over and lightly kicked Li Weiran's ass: "Your grandfather is coming out soon, get in the car and go find your classmates."

Li Weiran pouted, and reluctantly got into the car.

Forget it, isn't it just two days? He came here just by pinching his nose and blinking.

Gao Kun sat obediently in the car a long time ago, and when he saw Li Weiran hadn't spoken, he pursed his lips and smiled. After an hour of not seeing him, Gao Kun was still so handsome that Li Weiran felt itchy.

Xiong Shuo chased after shaking his fat: "Hey, hey, wait a minute."

As soon as he saw Xiong Shuo's figure, the smiles on Gao Kun's brows disappeared immediately, leaving only the dark dissatisfaction towards Xiong Shuo in his eyes.

Li Weiran turned his head to Xiong Shuo, with his back to Gao Kun, so he didn't see Gao Kun's eyes that wanted to peel off Xiong Shuo's panda skin at all, but he didn't see it, which didn't mean Xiong Shuo couldn't see it.

Xiong Shuo was frightened by Gao Kun at the moment, and the mass of body that rushed towards Li Weiran's arms stopped abruptly in front of Li Weiran.

Li Weiran smiled at Xiong Shuo and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiong Shuo glanced at Gao Kun with a gloomy face, and timidly said to Li Weiran: "You have to take care of yourself."

"I'm only going for two days, and it's not a long time. Even if you don't eat for two days, you won't die, but you," Li Weiran looked at the chubby panda, "You can't run around before you recover."

"Don't worry," Xiong Shuo looked at Li Weiran, then at Gao Kun, and finally said to Li Weiran with a look of reluctance, "Good luck."

"Bye-Bye!"

After Xiong Shuo stepped back, Li Qingquan and Li Zi'an got into the car, and the group finally set off for the airport.

Li Qingquan and Li Zi'an couldn't compare to Li Weiran, they stayed up late yesterday, and when they were driving, they both leaned on the back of the chair to catch up on sleep, Li Weiran had nothing to do but lowered his head to play with his phone.

Gao Kun stared fixedly at Li Weiran's slender and white fingers. He wanted to have a chat with Li Weiran, but like Li Weiran, he was afraid of disturbing the elders in the car, so he had to keep silent.

Li Weiran lowered his head, Gao Kun looked at Li Weiran, and after being silent for a long time, the car that had been driving steadily bumped violently, and the mobile phone that Li Weiran was holding in Xuxu's hand fell directly under his feet.

Li Weiran raised his head abruptly: "What's wrong?" Is the road broken?

Li Zian opened his sleepy eyes and looked out the window, "This is not the way to the airport, Xiao Zhou, where have you been?"

Xiao Zhou, who was driving, didn't answer Li Zian. Li Weiran was a little strange. He stretched his head to look at the driver's seat, and saw his father's honest and honest assistant staring ahead with a sneer, let go of his right hand holding the steering wheel, and took A ray of silver light waved towards Li Zian who was sitting in the co-pilot.

Li Weiran was startled, and hurriedly shouted: "Uncle, be careful."

"Second brother, get out of the way!" Not only Li Weiran, but Li Qingquan also shouted.

Fortunately, Li Zian also practiced with Li Qingquan since he was a child. As soon as Li Weiran finished speaking, he was covered in cold sweat and leaned against the edge of the car window to avoid the blade.

One knife failed, "Xiao Zhou" stabbed at Li Zi'an for the second time, but unfortunately it was too late, Li Zi'an was unprepared the first time, how could he let the driver bully him the second time.

Stretching out both hands to hold "Xiao Zhou"'s wrist, Li Zian pushed forward while grabbing the knife and trying to grab the steering wheel.

"Uncle, step on the brakes!"

Not only Li Zian, but also Gao Kun and Li Weiran stood up one after another to help grab the knife.

The car was driving crookedly on the road, Li Weiran was afraid that the knife that "Xiao Zhou" was holding tightly in his hand would accidentally injure his uncle, so he kept grabbing the knife from "Xiao Zhou" by the wrist, and in the confusion, only Gao Kun stretched out his hand to pinch "Xiao Zhou"'s shoulder, and "Xiao Zhou" spread out on the seat as if he had let go of his strength, and let go of the hand holding the knife firmly.

Li Weiran let go of his heart, but before turning his head, he saw Gao Kun awkwardly holding "Xiao Zhou"'s head through the back of the chair with both hands, twisting and breaking "Xiao Zhou"'s neck in front of Li Weiran.

"Hey, be careful, the car is about to hit a tree!"

Before Li Weiran regained consciousness, Gao Kun hugged him into his arms, and the next moment, the car crashed into a tree by the side of the road with a "bang".

There was a car accident, but Li Weiran was fine, not only Li Weiran, everyone in the car was fine, when they just grabbed the knife, Li Zian had been trying to step on the brakes with his hand, the speed of the car had slowed down a long time ago, so even though the car hit a tree , but the people in the car were fine at all.