The Road to the Imperial Examinations of Farmers in Ancient Times

It's March, when winter is over, spring is getting stronger, and the sky in the capital is gradually getting warmer.People began to take off their heavy clothes and put on light clothes.

The matchmaker, who was wearing floral clothes and with heavy makeup on her face, went to a village near the capital, and the matchmaker knocked on the door of a farmhouse.As soon as the door opened, the matchmaker's face was full of smiles, and she smiled at the woman who opened the door, "Big sister, your family is going to have a happy event, and I, Huang Matchmaker, are here to congratulate your family."

Without waiting for anyone to ask, the matchmaker squeezed in and saw the girl drying clothes in the yard, her eyes swept from the girl's face to her big buttocks, and the smile on her face deepened, "This is your girl, OK, OK."

This girl is good, good-looking, big buttocks, and very fertile, the matchmaker kept nodding in her heart.

When the girl in the courtyard saw the matchmaker coming to her door, she looked at her mother with some discomfort on her face.

"Yes, this is the girl from our family. Invite the matchmaker Huang to her house." The matchmaker came to the door, and naturally wanted to invite her to the house. The woman glanced at the girl standing there stupidly, "Hurry up and burn Water, pour a bowl of water for Matchmaker Huang."

"Oh, yes, Ma'am, I'll go right away." The little girl wiped her hands and went into the kitchen.

The woman invited the matchmaker into the house and asked, "I wonder which matchmaker Huang Matchmaker is working for?"

The little girl poured a bowl of water over, and the man hid.

"I, the Elder Master invited me here today." Matchmaker Huang took a sip of water and walked here for a long time, but she was dying of thirst.When the woman heard this, her eyes lit up, and she asked, "May I ask Huang Matchmaker, which family's grand master is she?"

Elder Master fancy their daughter?This is a good thing.

After taking a sip of water to moisten her throat, Matchmaker Huang continued, "I, Matchmaker Huang, invited me to be the matchmaker. That's right. But which family's master it is, it depends on your girl's appearance." Who is the old man?"

It is true that they were invited by the Elder Master, but today it is not a matchmaking for the Elder Master, but to invite these unmarried girls to meet each other, and the Elder Master will be the one who is in love with him.

"Big sister, I, Matchmaker Huang, will tell you the truth. I won't tell anyone else casually." Matchmaker Huang lowered her voice, stretched out her hand and shook her fingers, and said, "Your girl is going, this marriage If it is successful, the Elder Master can say that the dowry of each family can have this amount... silver. The official family will pay it."

"With the old man protecting the matchmaker, are you still afraid that the old man will cheat your girl?"

Hearing this, the woman was a little moved.

Seeing that the woman had moved her heart, Matchmaker Huang got up and was about to leave, "Big sister, you remember, you have to go to the government to register for enthronement, early registration can be arranged first. At last The important thing is that when that day comes, send your girl there in a beautiful dress."

"When the head of my family comes back, I will discuss it with the head of my family." The woman sent Huang Matchmaker out and said, "Huang Matchmaker, go slowly."

"All right, no need to send, no need to send." After walking through this house, Huang Matchmaker went to the next house.

On this day, like Huang Matchmaker, there were several matchmakers who went to each village. These matchmakers went to families with daughters in each village, and persuaded these families to send their daughters to blind dates.

After the matchmaker left, these families gathered together to discuss this matter, and the more they talked, the more excited they became. It was because their daughter hadn't said anything about it before they could encounter such a good thing. If the girl had already said it, such a good thing It's not their turn

This is married to an official, and the dowry is several taels of silver. They want to marry their daughter to an ordinary family in the village, and they can't even get a tael of silver, let alone the old man who will serve as a matchmaker for them.

"That's the decision. I'll go to the city tomorrow." Once the head of the family made a decision, the matter was settled.

Early the next morning, many people from various villages entered the urban area and went to the government to register.If you register early, you can be selected at the front. It’s better to be at the top than to be at the back, isn’t it?When the time comes, tell their girls to keep their eyes wide open and pick a good husband to come back.

ten days later

A simple blind date table has been set up.

The idea of ​​holding a blind date party was naturally proposed by Li Wen.

In fact, at the beginning, he just wanted to find a good home for the women who were placed in his house.However, considering the fact that there are too few on their side, and the identities of these women are somewhat sensitive, if such a blind date meeting is specially held for them, Li Wen worried that it might not look good, so he came up with the idea Ask the matchmaker to go around the villages and find more unmarried girls

participate.

There are a lot of single men in the military camp who haven't got wives yet. I'm afraid there won't be enough girls at all times, so don't worry there will be too many girls, so naturally, the more girls who can come to the blind date meeting, the better.

In this era, two marriages are mostly based on the words of a matchmaker and the orders of their parents. Many men and women have never even met each other before they get married.But today he is going to hold a special blind date, let these men and women go up to the stage to choose the person they like, and the two will get married only when they see each other well.

"Master Li, we must have a chance with our brothers today. I brought everyone here." Zhang Mingyu brought a large group of brothers over, all of whom were bachelors who had not yet married. Well, they are in the barracks all day long, and they haven't even seen a woman's face, so there is no chance of them marrying a wife.

As soon as they knew that Mr. Li was going to hold such a blind date, they all screamed with joy, wishing they could take their daughter-in-law home immediately.Today everyone specially washed their faces and shaved their beards and came here just to find a beautiful wife.

"Haha..." Li Wen laughed loudly, nodded in response, "Yes, yes, everyone has a chance. But the chance is for you, if you can embrace the beauty, it depends on how you grasp it yourself." Anyway, he gave the opportunity, whether you can seize the opportunity is up to you.

Zhang Mingyu scratched his head and shouted to the brothers behind him, "Have you heard that? When you see the girl you like, you will rush up and carry

just go. "

"Yes, we all heard it." Everyone shouted behind, each of them gearing up, ready to go up and carry it when they got it right.

"You bastard, did I ever say that you can walk away if you can carry it?" Li Wen slapped Zhang Mingyu and scolded with a smile, "We have to pay attention to the rules, and we can only carry people away with the girl's nod."

For today's blind date, Li Wen also asked people to prepare a lot of wild chrysanthemums.

I can't find red roses, so let's make do with wild chrysanthemums.

At this moment, the soldiers of the entire camp came to watch the excitement. Today, there are not too many rules. The soldiers of each battalion don't have to form a neat team like they did in previous training, and they can find places to stand at will.

But if you want to go on stage to go on a blind date, you have to queue up below.

Special personnel are assigned to control the stairs leading up to the left and right sides of the platform.

"Boom boom boom——"

The drums sounded, and the soldiers below fell silent. Military division Xie, who served as the master of ceremonies, shouted from above, "Today is a blind date held by the government for everyone."

"First of all, here, the rules need to be clear. People who come to the stage in a while must first get a flower and give it to the girl. Only when the girl accepts it will they show that they like you, and then they can take the person away. .If you are rejected by other girls, you have to go down, and someone else will come up. Do you understand?"

The people below shouted in unison, "I understand."

"That's fine." Xie Yunfei shouted, "Then I won't say much here."

"Next, I invite all the girls to come on stage."

A curtain at the back was opened, and a group of delicate and beautiful girls came out and stood on the stage.Faced with so many pairs of eyes looking at them, these girls all lowered their heads shyly, not even daring to raise their heads.

Seeing the girls coming out, the men below all screamed excitedly.

"Ten people on each side." Xie Yunfei stood to the side.

"Hurry up, brothers, the girl will be taken away in a while!"

"Hurry up, hurry up."

The man at the front rushed forward.

Zhang Mingyu rushed to the first one. As soon as these girls came out, he took a fancy to the pretty girl with an oval face standing in the middle, and rushed to the other girls in one breath, his face turned red, and he raised his hand The flowers in the house were given to the girl, and he stammered and asked, "I, I, I... you, you, you..."

It took a long time to hold back a sentence, "Are you following me or not!"

It was the first time for this group of men to participate in this kind of special blind date meeting, and each of them showed the speed of rushing to kill the enemy, rushing to the front of the girl they liked faster than anyone else, and running behind , The girl he likes was picked away, so he could only beat his chest and stamp his feet behind.

These same girls are also participating in a blind date for the first time, and none of them have much experience.

Standing on it and stared at by so many pairs of strange eyes, these girls just wanted to hurry down, seeing the flowers handed to them, they didn't even dare to raise their eyes to look at each other, so they reached out to take it, and then they were caught. People take away.

These soldiers were all very strong, and as soon as the flowers were sent out, they immediately carried the daughter-in-law away with both hands.

For a while, the table was full of chicken and eggs. Some ran halfway and found that the girl they liked had been taken away by others, and turned back halfway to change to another girl who still liked it. Why do they have to hug their daughter-in-law first today?

"Hahaha..." Li Wen was watching the excitement below, and fell into Zhao Xiangyi's arms laughing.

Zhao Xiangyi stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around the young man's shoulder, glanced at the table, and he couldn't help but smile.

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