A magician who doesn't want to be a human is not a good magician

In the end, the three of them who finished eating dessert, at the suggestion of the store manager and her best friend, took a photo together as a commemorative gift, and developed it on the spot.

In the photo, the first women's clothing of the three is firmly remembered.

Xia Youjie who took the photo: ...very good, he won't come to this store again in the future.

Zhimeng and Wutiaowu, who got the photos, were very happy. After thanking them, they left the store with Xia Youjie.

After going out, the three of them took a taxi back to the college.

After all, although this little skirt is pretty, and the feeling of wearing a skirt is novel enough, but I still am not used to it.

Furthermore, the photo has recorded their women's clothing, and the dessert has been eaten, so they don't need women's clothing anymore.

However, when they returned to the high school, they happened to meet Jia Ruzi and An Geji, who had left school together.

Home into the nitro:! ! !

Um diva:! ! !

The two girls were shocked. Rao, who knew about their women's clothing project yesterday, didn't expect that they actually wore it!

Jie, weren't you still ashamed yesterday!

Noticing the unbelievable gaze of Jiarui Nizi, Xia Youjie's eyes are dead...he wants to die now!

"Hi, Glass! Senior Diva!"

Zhimeng was generous and greeted as usual.

Gojo Satoru also greeted them normally: "Hey, Nitro, Diva, where are you going~"

This frivolous appearance in women's clothing made An Geji, who had no filter for his appearance at all, feel extra hot eyes.

The black-haired girl in a priestess costume covered her eyes: "...please take off your skirt and talk to me again, thank you!"

Her eyes suffered undeserved pain!

As for Jia Ruzi, she looked at Zhimeng, who looked like a girl, with a complicated expression.

"Dream weaving you, you..."

Is this the consequence of letting Zhimeng get along with bad students?It looks completely assimilated! ! !

Zhimeng didn't know anything about her complicated mood, and even approached with great interest: "How is it? Does Nitro think I look good like this?"

As he spoke, he gently flicked the hem of his skirt, tilted his head and stretched out his hand to make a scissors hand at the corner of his eyes. At the same time, he imitated the animation scene he had seen before, and gave her a wink with a smile on his face.

"Today is the limited edition of Weaving Dream Ji~ Do you want to take a photo with me?"

Jia Ruozi stared at him for a few seconds, then covered his face suddenly, and had the same thought as Xia Youjie, who was watching Zhimeng's showy operation:...so, so cute ——

Realizing what he was thinking, Xia Youjie opened the fan and silently covered his entire face, and at the same time covered the blush on his face.

Looking at Weaving Dream's home through the gaps between the fingertips, the desire to take pictures is about to move——

And Gojo Satoru on the side, after seeing the behavior of Weaving Dreams, he suddenly realized and enthusiastically followed suit with Ange Ji.

"Today is the limited edition Wuwuzi~ Do you want to take a photo with me, Diva?"

Ange Ji, who was watching the road through the gaps between her fingertips and fled:! ! !

The beautiful girl was shocked, the beautiful girl had never seen such... an indescribable person!

An Ge Ji felt for a moment that her eyes were going to go blind.

He just wanted to be a pillar of no emotion, but secretly watched Xia Youjie, who was weaving dreams and posing. Hearing this, he wished he was both deaf and blind, so that he would not be able to hear Wu's words, see Wu's actions, and It won't be more socially dead!

Without hesitation, An Geji stretched out her hand and pulled Jia Ruzi, who was about to take out her mobile phone to take a picture, and quickly fled from the spot at a speed of ten meters per second——

If she didn't leave, she couldn't help but beat up her junior! ! !

I just felt a gust of wind blowing in front of my eyes, and Jia Ruzi, who was eager to take a photo with him just now, disappeared, and Zhimeng, who kept his pose, couldn't help but blinked blankly.

"Huh? Why did Nitro and Senior leave suddenly?"

"Maybe it's a guilty conscience." Gojo Satoru sighed regretfully, because he didn't see the more interesting expression of An Ge Ji.

"Guilt?" Weaving Meng became more and more confused.

"It was last time, when we got together with Diva and the others." Wujo Wu suddenly put on an aggrieved expression and complained to Zhimeng.

"Senior Mingming took indecent photos of us drunk, and called me afterwards and said he wanted to show it to others. In order to maintain our image, I paid a hush money!"

Speaking of this, Gojo Goto made a final decision: "So, the diva's reaction just now must be because of a guilty conscience!"

"No—" Xia Youjie couldn't bear to complain: "Compared to having a guilty conscience, I think she was so hot by you!"

After all, taking pictures and blackmailing her or something, judging from the last time Senior Diva got drunk and went crazy, she is probably one of the people who was blackmailed!

You just said that it was Senior Mingming who threatened you!

"Huh? Photo!" Zhimeng noticed another thing: "Jie, did we do something weird when we were drunk?"

He looked to Xia Youjie for confirmation.

Thinking of Xia Youjie who was being coquettishly begged for a hug by Zhimeng who was drunk: "...No, no."

Anyway, Wu was asleep at the time, Nitro was pestered by Senior Diva and didn't have time to pay attention to them, Senior Mingming...Senior, she asked Wu for a hush money, so she would definitely keep her mouth shut!

So rounding it up means that no one except him knows what happened that day... Cough, I'm a little happy to think so.

Receiving a negative answer, Zhimeng breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Gojo Wu again.

"Have you received the photo from Senior Ming Ming?"

Thinking of the photos he had saved in his computer, Gojo Satoru denied it without hesitation.

"No, but senior said she would definitely delete it."

He has already taken his money, and he believes that senior Mingming will keep his mouth shut and not talk nonsense... For example, he actually asked her to post all the photos or something.

"Jie said we didn't do anything strange when we were drunk, and Wu you said that there are no photos—" Zhimeng was confused and suspicious.

"Since we didn't do anything disrespectful to the seniors, why did senior Mingming ask Wu for a hush money? No photos were sent, did senior Mingming really take pictures?"

Saying that, Zhimeng couldn't help looking at Gojo Satoru with worried eyes.

In short, he felt as if Satoru had been cheated.

Gojo Satoru naturally understood Zhimeng's subtext, and while enjoying it in his heart, he also happily explained to Zhimeng.

"Ah, I don't think I told you guys."

"Since I was born, I have changed the balance of the world, leading to the strengthening of the modern curse." *

Zhimeng opened his eyes slightly, and Xia Youjie, who didn't know when to put down his fan, listened carefully to his speech.

"So, I was put on a huge reward when I was born. Correspondingly, my every word and deed will be collected into information and sold at a high price in the black zone."

Even if he told about his dangerous situation, Gojo Satoru still had an expression of indifference: "So you know, the last time I was drinking, it was better for Senior Mingming to ask me for money afterwards than for her to sell the photos to other people Be safe."

It can only be said that Senior Mingming is really good at doing business and knows how to choose the best one.

Xia Youjie came to a sudden: "So that's how it is."

However, was Wu so strong from birth?It really made him more motivated!

"Wu." Zhimeng looked at him firmly: "Although I'm not as strong as Wu, I will try my best to protect Wu!"

Absolutely!

"Pfft." The person who was said to be protecting couldn't help laughing, and then hugged Zhimeng in his arms and rubbed it for a while.

"Ah, Dream Weaving with this expression is so cute!"

Unlike Xia Youjie who only dared to think about it in his heart, Wutiao Wu was much bolder.

He not only dared to say it, but also dared to rub it with his hands.

Xia Youjie watched with black lines on his head, and as soon as he closed the fan, he slapped his hands wantonly rubbing Zhimeng's cheek.

"Let go, Wu, this is too rude!"

He didn't even dare to do that, damn it!

The incoming fan was blocked by the No Lower Limit spell, and Gojo Satoru gave him a provocative smile.

"Haha, does Jay want to do this too? I won't give Jay a chance!"

Xia Youjie gritted his teeth: "Who would be like you!"

"I'm so serious..." Zhimeng, who was forced to rub his face, made an indistinct sound, and wanted to push it away but didn't.

Gojo Satoru completely ignored his words, and kept rubbing his face against his face like a cat, as if there were pink flowers blooming all over his body: "Ah, it's so cute, so cute!"

Xia Youjie chose to use his legs expressionlessly.

Embracing the person and dodging easily, Gojo Satoru continued to rub Zhimeng while coquettishly saying: "So in order to protect my safety, let's sleep together at night, Zhimeng~"

The culprit who changed Zhimeng's single bed into a double bed exposed his intentions.

"Don't even think about it!"

Xia Youjie, who was ignored one after another, showed a ferocious smile: "Let go, Wu!"

When the words fell, he punched him with a fist wrapped in magic power.

"Tsk tsk, I missed~Jie, you can't hit your head~"

"Come on, come on, call this way~"

"Hahaha missed again, Jay~"

……

For a while, Xia Youjie, who was tied up for fear of accidentally hurting Zhimeng, couldn't bear it and declared war: "Wu, let go of Zhimeng, let's fight!"

Gojo Satoru naturally wouldn't refuse. Putting Zhimeng aside, he said confidently, "I must be the one who wins!"

Being hugged and dodging up, down, left, and right, Zhimeng, who was already dizzy, almost couldn't stand still.

Before he could react, the next second, the fists of the two had already struck together.

The intersecting spell power and physical skill produced a black flash that seemed to be able to tear apart the space. The aftermath of the strong wind blew away five wigs wearing hats and knocked off the hairpin folding fan on Xia Youjie's head.

Weaving Dream not far from the two of them:... Poof

Although, he really couldn't bear it.

Not surprisingly, the two who were having a good time gave the college's campus a free demolition.

Trees were destroyed, rocks were smashed, and the stream was filled with the remains of both.

Weaving Meng was originally watching the battle excitedly, but watching, he found the surrounding environment was seriously damaged, and the two people who had already destroyed the teaching area——

!!!

Jie and Wu fought too much this time!

Zhimeng hurriedly chased after them, trying to stop them, but he was still too late.

Moth Zhengdao, who had long noticed that someone was fighting in the college, found out who the two culprits were as expected, and the angry roar immediately spread throughout the college——

"Gojo Wu Xia Youjie, you two, stop for me—"

Hand in hand——

Hand in hand——

hand--

The excessively loud voice reached the barrier of Gaozhuan and was bounced back. Zhimeng's eyes turned black, and he couldn't help but stop and cover his ears slowly.

And the two who were the culprits were also defeated by this roar that was comparable to a spell attack. They covered their ears one after another, and unconsciously jumped around with the echo as if they couldn't help but blow their hair.

Then tragedy struck—

"Stab, stab—"

The delicate high-definition fabrics survived the fight between the two of them, and finally they were destroyed by their dancing...

Gojo Satoru: ...! ! !

Xia Youjie: ...! ! !

For a while, the wind stopped, the rain stopped, and someone died...

Ye Mo Zhengdao, who had been glaring at them before, wanted to poke his eyes for a moment after he saw clearly that he was wearing women's clothes, and even broke the women's clothes on the spot.

... oh my god!

Did he destroy the world in his previous life? In this life, he will be tortured by such a student! ! !

Weaving Meng over there slowed down, seeing the frozen back of the moth Zhengdao was about to run over, and then saw the silver-white wig with a hat flying in the air at an unknown time, and now descending at a very fast speed just like this——

It just covered the head of Teacher Noctua, who was so shocked that he became stiff and discolored.

Nocturne is right:  …

Dream weaving: ...

The scene once again fell into an unspeakable dead silence.

***

... People are dead, please burn the paper.