A magician who doesn't want to be a human is not a good magician

In Lupin's bar, the bartender left early, leaving only three people at the bar.

Oda Sakunosuke did not expect that one of his friends, Ango Sakaguchi, was not only a spy, but also a three-faced spy.

But even so, the friendship between them will not change.

However, Dazai doesn't seem to think so——

The phone rang suddenly.

Sakaguchi Ango and Dazai Osamu looked at him immediately.

Oda Sakunosuke put down his wine glass, took out his mobile phone, was startled when he saw the number, and immediately connected the call.

"Odasaku, someone attacked us, ah—"

"careful!"

At the same time, there were gunshots, screams from the boss and the background sound reminding you to be careful. Oda Sakunosuke got up on the spot and rushed out the door immediately.

The two people at the bar were stunned, and then Osamu Dazai immediately chased after them.

"Odasaku, I have a car!"

Oda Sakunosuke stopped, got into Dazai Osamu's car, and let the other party drive the car at a speed as if rushing to reincarnate, the hand holding the phone was even shaking.

"Moses Moses, boss?"

There was no sound from the opposite side, and even hung up suddenly, and Oda Sakunosuke suffocated.

"We're almost there, Odasaku."

The dark curly-haired boy driving the car said calmly.

The red-haired young man clutched the phone tightly without saying a word.

At the same time, he reached for the gun at his waist.

Osamu Dazai's speed was extremely fast, and he did arrive at his destination as quickly as he said.

Before the car stopped, Oda Sakunosuke opened the car door and jumped out, took out his gun and headed straight for the restaurant.

Before he entered, he smelled the smell of blood. The red-haired young man burst into tears for a moment, and rushed directly into the restaurant.

"Everyone--"

In the restaurant, apart from a few lifeless figures lying on the ground, and the tables, chairs and bar counters were a bit messy, the restaurant owner, the children, and the three people he picked up that day were all in good condition.

Oda Sakunosuke stopped walking.

Everyone in the restaurant followed the movement and looked at him.

"Odasaku?!"

The next moment, the children jumped at him.

Oda Sakunosuke dropped his gun and knelt down to catch them.

When Dazai Osamu followed and ran into the restaurant, he saw the red-haired young man tightly hugging the children in his arms, and a rare gaffe appeared on his usually calm face.

"It's really...you're all right, that's great!"

Feeling relieved, Osamu Dazai, who was having a brain storm crazily along the way, unconsciously showed a reassuring smile.

This is really, really good.

Back to about 15 minutes ago——

Everyone in the restaurant was having a story tea party. When the atmosphere was just right, a group of uninvited guests in gray clothes rushed in, and after saying a word, they moved their hands at them without hesitation.

Can the three dream weavers bear it?Of course not.

Therefore, Zhimeng was responsible for protecting and comforting the restaurant owner and the children, Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie rushed over to beat the uninvited guests directly under the cannon fire.

The uninvited guests were easily robbed of their guns, and they were hanged and beaten by virtue of their physical skills. Seeing that their mission had failed, in order not to reveal any news, they bit the poison package in their mouths without hesitation.

The two who originally wanted to beat them until they couldn't move suddenly found that the enemies died one after another, and they couldn't help being a little dazed for a while.

Although the two teenagers usually killed the curse spirits, they were brutal, but they had never killed anyone.Just when I did it, I kept my hands measured. The strength is at most a broken bone or a broken bone, and it is really not enough to kill it.

Recognizing this, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie calmed down, observed carefully, and saw that the corners of these people's mouths were bleeding, and their dead faces looked strangely familiar.

"This is suicide by swallowing poison?"

Xia Youjie suddenly remembered, isn't this the way they would bite the poison/drug hidden in their mouths and die cleanly when they often saw agents or spies being caught watching spy war movies?

For a moment, he lost the daze that he seemed to have killed someone, but instead felt a sense of speechlessness.

"It turns out that the acting in the movie is real." Gojo Satoru beside him expressed his sigh together.

Xia Youjie silently agreed.

Yes, I really didn't expect such a way to die in reality.

And behind them, Zhimeng, who was going to catch or bounce off all the bullets/bullets aimed at the restaurant owner and the children after the battle started, couldn't help asking when the battle was over.

"Are you guys okay?"

Although knowing that Wu and Jie are both strong, but this is their first time fighting an enemy with guns, Zhimeng is inevitably a little worried.

"Don't worry, Zhimeng." The black-haired boy with a low ponytail turned around and smiled, "It's all settled."

"Yeah, all the enemies committed suicide!" Gojo Satoru said to him with great interest, "It's the kind of suicide by swallowing poison in the movie, isn't it amazing!"

"Is it true what was shown in the movie?"

Zhimeng was also shocked.

Suicide by swallowing poison, this is too déjà vu!

"This is how film and television come from life." Xia Youjie sighed.

This statement was unanimously endorsed by the other two.

Then, Zhimeng bent down and smiled softly at the well-behaved children beside him who didn't scream or run around: "Don't be afraid, the bad guys have already been dealt with by the big brothers."

Having experienced the war, the precocious children nodded calmly, but they still couldn't help getting closer to Zhimeng, snuggling up to the boy who had just protected them from the gunfire.

"Brother Yun just caught/flicked bullets with his bare hands! It's amazing! Are you the legendary superpowers!"

"Brother Yun, are your hands alright?"

"Brother Yun is so powerful, as powerful as Oda Saku!"

……

At that time, the fear passed away, and the children started chattering around Weaving Dreams.

They have just witnessed Brother Yun grabbing bullets with his bare hands, whether he is catching or hiding, thinking about it, he is handsome and powerful, as expected of Brother Yun!

"Hey, aren't we powerful and handsome?" Gojo Satoru, who left those corpses and walked over, yelled.

"These people are all solved by me!"

"There's me too." Xia Youjie corrected.

"Brother Wutiao and Brother Xia You are also super handsome and powerful!"

"This is the first time I think brother Wutiao is super handsome!"

"Thank you Wutiao brother and Xiayou brother..."

The children turned their heads and praised and thanked the two of them, satisfying their heroism.

And the owner of the restaurant, after letting out a sigh of relief, was grateful to the three of Zhimeng.

Accepting his gratitude, Zhimeng reminded: "They mentioned Mr. Oda just now, do you want to give Mr. Oda a call?"

The restaurant owner thought about it, and quickly took out his mobile phone to call Oda Sakunosuke.

"Odasaku, someone attacked us, ah—"

"careful!"

Just as he was talking, a gunshot sounded in his ear, the restaurant owner was startled, and Zhimeng next to him pushed him to the ground in an instant.

The restaurant owner was caught off guard for a while, and when he fell, the mobile phone in his hand fell to the ground hard.

The bullets from top to bottom punched holes in the floor, and at the same time there was another gunshot, and multiple bullets were shot down from upstairs.

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie reacted, punching or knocking down the bullet above.The two withdrew their relaxed expressions, realizing that the enemy hadn't all been dealt with yet.

Xia Youjie raised his fingers slightly, and immediately released two curse spirits, ordering them to go upstairs to find the way, and then glanced at Zhimeng.

The vigilant Zhi Zhi dreamed of this and nodded to him: "Leave the downstairs to me, be careful."

After saying that, Wujo Wu took the lead and turned to go upstairs, Xia Youjie followed quickly.

But after a while, there were a few more gunshots upstairs, and then there was no movement.

Soon, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie returned to the dining room, and behind them two ugly curse spirits dragged two corpses in gray clothes in.

Zhimeng breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at the two corpses who were clearly with the group just now, and frowned slightly: "It's them again?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pulled the restaurant owner up on the ground.By the way, he also comforted the children who were frightened for the second time around him, and gave them a loving pat to kill.

Withdrawing the curse spirit, Xia Youjie rarely looked at these suicide/suicide corpses with an ugly expression: "It's rubbish to attack the weak with so many people together!"

This is really against his philosophy that the strong should protect the weak.

"After all, it's garbage." Gojo Satoru didn't feel much, and even felt a little troublesome: "How to deal with these corpses? Throw them away?"

Zhimeng, who was comforting the children, thought about it, raised his head and suggested: "Mr. Oda should have a solution, let's wait for Mr. Oda to come back."

Having said that, he looked at the restaurant owner who picked up the phone: "How is it? Can you still get through?"

The restaurant owner looked at the unresponsive mobile phone and smiled wryly, "It seems to be broken."

Zhimeng smiled awkwardly: "Sorry."

He didn't pay attention to the moment of life and death, which is naturally more important than the mobile phone.

The owner of the restaurant naturally understood this truth, and quickly said: "It's okay, it's okay, if the phone is broken, you can change it, and if you die, you will lose everything. I am very grateful to Mr. Zhimeng!"

After a pause, he added: "However, the mobile phone has been connected just now. Although I haven't finished talking, Odasaku should be back soon. Just leave these to him."

With a solution, and at the same time confirming that the enemy has been completely resolved, apart from the corpses at the door, the restaurant gradually regained its warmth.

So, when Osamu Dazai raced back with Oda Sakunosuke, there was the previous scene.

After Oda Sakunosuke listened to the children's words and explanations to comfort him sensibly, and calmed down, he immediately thanked the three Weaving Dreams solemnly.

"Mr. Wutiao, Mr. Xiayou, Mr. Yunyun, thank you!"

After saying that, the red-haired young man bowed deeply to them.

If it weren't for them, he really couldn't imagine what would have happened!

"You're welcome." Weaving Dream smiled and said, "It's just a matter of raising a finger."

Xia Youjie also agreed: "Compared to the help Mr. Oda gave us, this is nothing."

In other words, if the other party hadn't brought them back with good intentions at the beginning, they wouldn't be protecting the restaurant owner and the children now.

This is also what Mr. Oda deserves in return for his kindness.

"Thank you, let's dispose of these unsightly garbage first." Gojo Satoru said, and saw Dazai Osamu squatting next to the corpses, and took out a piece of paper from one of the corpses.

The white-haired boy approached curiously, and after Osamu Dazai generously shared it with him, he clearly saw the contents above.

That is an address.

If you think about it carefully, there is something that Gojo Satoru doesn't understand.

"Tsk, those people really came prepared."

Even the location of revenge was given.

It's just that the place of revenge is so open and aboveboard, how can the things you do be so tasteless?

"Let me tell you, weaving dreams, Jie." The white-haired boy took the paper with the location written on it, his eyes dim under the sunglasses.

"Shall we go get them together?"

"If it's this kind of garbage, I can dispose of it without guilt."

Think about it carefully, this kind of garbage that can attack the elderly and children for the purpose, or even use unscrupulous means, is a waste of air to live, and it is always threatening the lives of other people.

Zhimeng thinks about it differently, if these people take advantage of his absence in the orphanage to attack the dean's mother and children - Zhimeng's always gentle expression becomes cold.

"No problem, I can do it too."

Although some places are different from ordinary people, weaving dreams of protecting people close to us is still the same as most people.

The dean's mother and the orphanage are his reverse scales, the kind that die when touched.

Xia Youjie, who has always adhered to the concept of protecting the weak, has no idea of ​​protecting these garbage, and even said directly: "Let's go back early before it's dark."

Seeing the three teenagers decide on the idea of ​​retiring to the old nest in a few words, Osamu Dazai's eyes flashed, and Oda Sakunosuke came back to stop him quickly.

"Wait, this matter is very dangerous, I will deal with it, don't be impulsive."

"How dangerous is it?" Weaving Dream asked back.

Gojo Satoru said even more arrogantly: "No matter how dangerous it is, it is still weak to me!"

"No matter how powerful you are, you're still just an ordinary person." Under Xia Youjie's smile, there was the same arrogance and confidence as Gojo Satoru.

They are magicians after all, how can they not solve a group of non-magicians who can't even see the magic spirit?

"If I say, Gide, the leader of MIMIC, is the leader who sent these people—" Osamu Dazai stood up, staring at them with his uncovered left eye, and said tentatively: "The one who can predict the future What about the supernatural power of seconds?"

Weaving Meng was slightly stunned, and asked in surprise: "Does this world really have supernatural powers?"

"Predicting the future? It sounds very interesting." The white-haired boy remained arrogant, and even continued: "But the fact that I am the winner will not change."

After all, he is the strongest.

Xia Youjie showed a look of approval: "We will win."

Internal fighting is internal fighting, they are still very confident in each other's strength.

"Don't underestimate Gide." Oda Sakunosuke stared at them: "His supernatural power combined with physical marksmanship makes him a difficult opponent."

It was because he had personally experienced the difficulty of the other party that Oda Sakunosuke refused even more: "I am very grateful to you, but let me solve this matter. Gide is coming for me."

He was grateful that they saved the boss and the children, and he couldn't let them take risks for him.

Zhimeng looked at him, and suddenly asked: "You go and solve it, what about the boss and the children?"

Oda Sakunosuke was stunned, and then weaving dream continued: "If something happens to you, and Yokohama is so dangerous, what will they do?"

Oda Sakunosuke was silent for a moment.

Because he couldn't guarantee that he would come back alive after he went to find Gide.

If he can't come back—the red-haired young man set his sights on his friend, and was about to speak, but was instantly rejected by the other party who saw through what he wanted to say.

"I refuse." The right eye was wrapped in a bandage, and the kite-colored left eye looked at him with complicated hopes: "Oda Saku, the child I adopted, I have to take care of myself for the rest of my life."

So... don't die.

The red-haired young man choked for breath, and understood what his friend hadn't said.

While the pair of friends were looking at each other, the three of Zhimeng had quietly withdrawn.

By the time Oda Sakunosuke came back to his senses, they had already run a long way.

Oda Sakunosuke was about to catch up, but Dazai Osamu quickly stopped him: "Oda Saku, this place is no longer safe."

The red-haired young man regained his senses, looked at the well-behaved children and the restaurant owner beside him, and nodded.

"Place them first."

Only then did Osamu Dazai smile: "Come with me."

After running out of the restaurant, the three of them came to the lively street where they had been this morning.

It’s still dark now, and they wanted to take a taxi to their destination, but suddenly realized that they had no money, and the only little money they had was still drying in the restaurant owner’s upstairs, so they had to give up this method regrettably, and turned to ask passers-by for directions. up.

After asking a few more passers-by, and the fact that this place seemed quite conspicuous, the three of them followed the passers-by's guidance and soon arrived at a place with a remote address that was suspected to be a church.

The three of them stood in the woods not far from the church. Through their good eyesight, they could clearly see that there were people patrolling with guns upstairs and downstairs of the church.

"Jie, you and Zhimeng can get rid of these little guys." The white-haired boy wearing sunglasses had a dignified expression on his face: "Mr. Leave it to me to solve it."

"...You just want to be handsome." Xia Youjie was speechless.

"It's not important." The white-haired boy looked down at Zhimeng, and elongated his voice coquettishly: "So let me go, let me go~"

To be honest, this appearance of Satoru is kind of cute, just like the relative cat he touched today.

Therefore, Zhimeng couldn't help but patted his head, nodded and agreed: "Well, but Wu must be careful."

Xia Youjie looked a little unhappy: "Zhimeng, don't pamper him too much."

However, Gojo Satoru didn't care about his words, and ran away happily: "The boss is mine!"

Immediately, there was an unexpected choking sound.

Xia Youjie followed helplessly, and released a spell with his five fingers together: "Then, let's go too."

Zhimeng followed, thought for a while and said: "Or, let Mr. Oda be beaten to death and sent to the police station."

Calm down, let's talk about murder or something, Zhimeng instinctively refused when he thought about what would happen if the dean's mother found out.

Moreover, it would be too much to ask Jie, who only cares about protecting ordinary people, to kill ordinary people.

Thinking of this, Zhimeng couldn't help but look at him with apologetic eyes.

Xia Youjie was taken aback, met his worried and guilty eyes, felt warm in his heart, and said with a smile: "Then let them go to prison to repent."

So, the two of them temporarily changed their minds, and tacitly rushed towards the gray-clothed men, teaching them how to behave with their fists.

As for guns/grounds/mines, to be honest, these things are really not very lethal to conjurers.

They can catch bullets with their bare hands, just like they did in the restaurant, just by strengthening their palms with spells.

As for the ground/thunder, as long as the speed is fast enough, it can be kicked away directly, and then the gray-clothed man who threw the mine will be beaten hard, and he can't do it again.

And the most important thing is that it is even more beneficial for these people not to see the curse spirit.

Under Xia Youjie's control, the gray-clothed people who couldn't see the curse spirit were seized with guns or beaten with sap in countless numbers. When they passed out, they couldn't figure out who was sneak attacking them.

Therefore, under this kind of enemy attack that was comparable to hacking, the members of MIMIC were quickly wiped out.

Because Zhimeng and Xia Youjie solved it quickly enough, Gojo Satoru who ran to fight Gide didn't kill him directly for some reason, so when the two rushed to the scene, they saw Gide alive.

And after Wujo Wutiao snatched the hand/gun, he was beaten so hard that he was almost stunned. Gide, who chose to escape, was about to run out of the demon's sight, but found two teenagers at the exit .

The supernatural power was activated again, and he saw the future where he was beaten again, and his face couldn't help twitching violently, only feeling that the place on his body that had been severely beaten was more painful.

Dressed in gray clothes like his subordinates, with a head of white hair, the rather old-looking young man stopped in his tracks, gritted his teeth and questioned.

"Who are you?"

Behind him, the white-haired boy waved to the two leisurely.

"It's really timely, Zhimeng, Jie. I'm planning to drive him to see you."

Realizing that he was let go on purpose, Gide's heart sank severely.

The white-haired boy behind him continued: "Quick, I'll give you a chance to beat up this trash together. His ability is quite interesting."

So, looking at the two people whose eyes suddenly lit up in front of them, Gide once again ushered in his nightmare——

"Kill, kill me..." Gide, who was beaten hard and delirious, still insisted.

"Death, death is in your hands, no, no loss..."

The scarred white-haired young man said, his eyes were already cloudy, but there was a strange satisfied smile on the corner of his mouth.

Zhimeng immediately withdrew his hand and blocked Xia Youjie's attack.

"Just killing him like this, wouldn't that satisfy his wish?"

Xia Youjie withdrew his strength in time, held Zhimeng's hand behind his back, and agreed: "That's right, let him go to the prison to repent together!"

Gojo Satoru also seconded him in a rare way: "I think so too, so I spared his life and let you beat him up to vent your anger."

As soon as the three of them unified their minds, another person entered the church.

Seeing the gray-clothed men lying dead on the ground, Oda Sakunosuke, who just arrived now, distinguished them, and after finding that they were still alive, he rushed inside without hesitation.

Soon, the red-haired young man saw the three teenagers talking about something around Gide, whose life and death were unknown, and his stomach full of worries immediately choked in his throat.

He looked in shock at Gide, who was lying dead on the ground like the people outside. He never expected to see such a scene... You must know that he had done everything before he came, and even if he could never go back, he would protect the three of them. I'm ready...

"Mr. Oda!" Zhimeng waved at him.

"We've settled it."

"It's really super weak." Wujo Satoru commented.

"It's not bad as a sandbag." Xia Youjie commented on the feel.

The red-haired young man who had calmed down put away his gun and walked into them, nodding in response: "Ah, thank you for your hard work."

His eyes fell on Gide who was on the ground. Although the other party was dying, Oda Sakunosuke could still see that the other party was still alive.

Just as Zhimeng was about to say something, he suddenly reached out to touch the pocket under his waist.

Xia Youjie glanced at him, then smiled at the red-haired young man, "Well, and those people outside, please ask Mr. Oda to send them to the police station or other places."

The black-haired boy smiled, but what he said was particularly terrifying: "In short, please make sure that they never have a chance to come out in this life."

"I understand." The red-haired young man nodded as if he hadn't noticed it, and said, "The police station can't lock them up, but if they are handed over to Dazai, he must have a way."

For those who tried to use children to provoke him, the red-haired youth had no sympathy at all at this time.

He couldn't imagine what would have happened to the boss and the children if he hadn't brought back the three teenagers in front of him that day.

Therefore, he has no objection at all if these culprits are just sent to the prison where they will never get out for the rest of their lives.

As for Zhimeng, he took out the suddenly hot thing in his pocket and saw that it was the bead that brought them here.

Seeing the flow of white mist and powder mist reappeared in the ordinary glass bead-like beads that had exhausted its energy, Zhimeng couldn't help but excitedly said: "Wu, Jie, we can go back!"

"Recovered?" The white-haired boy was surprised at first, and then equally excited: "Finally you can go back!"

His Xijiufu and his cake can finally be eaten!

Xia Youjie couldn't help showing joy when he saw this: "That's great!"

Only Oda Sakunosuke watched them so excited about a bead with some puzzlement.

Weaving Meng folded his hands together, put the beads in his palms, and smiled at the red-haired young man: "Anyway, thank you for taking care of Mr. Oda these days, we can go home now!"

Although puzzled, the red-haired youth responded, "Ah, congratulations."

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie had already grasped his arms from left to right, Zhimeng felt invisible power flowing in his palm.

The power flowed down his palm and spread towards the two people beside him. Zhimeng quickly said: "Mr. Oda, stop being a mafia and find a job to raise the children. Goodbye!"

After the words fell, Oda Sakunosuke saw the three of them disappear in front of him.

Suddenly, there was the sound of running behind him.

When the red-haired young man turned his head, he saw his friend looking at him with bright eyes.

"Odasaku!"

"Dazai." The red-haired young man responded, smiling at his friend.

"Let's leave port/black."

Sure enough, he still thought that one day when he quit his job at Mafia and could no longer do anything else, he hoped to sit by the window in the hut where he could see the sea... and finish the second volume of that book. *

The red-haired young man heard himself unable to help saying: "Since, for Dazai, good people and bad people are the same, then go with me to save people, save the weak, and protect the orphans."*

Osamu Dazai looked at his smile, thought of Mr. Mori's role in this matter, and the ending at this time, and let out a sigh of relief.

"it is good."

Nothing could be better than now.

***

A happy ending is what everyone expects.