A magician who doesn't want to be a human is not a good magician

At night, three tall beauties stood at the door of a love hotel with neon lights.

One of them, a dark-haired beauty with a bulging chest, looked at the hotel in front of her with a face full of rejection, wearing a navy blue men's bathrobe.

However, the refusal was ineffective, and he was dragged in by the two beauties next to each other by one arm...

The black-haired beauty Xia Youjie: ...

Then, she couldn't help but look at her two companions with a look of despair. They simply asked the lady at the front desk to open a room, and they happily chose a theme room under the reminder of the other party.

Even if the guests were a group of girls, and two of them were still wearing men's bathrobes, the lady at the front desk who had experienced a lot of wind and waves would not change her face and asked with a smile: "How many rooms do you want to choose?"

As she spoke, she handed them menus printed with various themes.

The two beauties, one with black hair and one with white hair, immediately gathered together to look through, and chattered about it.

"What does this Passion Rose theme look like? Are there lots of roses?"

"Maybe, I think this love swing is fine."

"This pink romance seems to be good..."

"Oh, there's also role-playing..."

……

Xia Youjie became even more desperate when he heard that.

Why... why are you not only not ashamed when you see this, but also so excited?

Is she the only normal person left among the three!

Immediately afterwards, she heard Zhimeng's final word: "Then try them all!"

Anyway, these rooms are billed according to the hour, and they happen to be not short of money!

"Let's go, I can't wait." Gojo Satoru took the room card and walked in the front.

Reaching out to grab Xia Youjie, Zhimeng followed briskly, with no intention of abandoning the black-haired beauty at all.

Xia Youjie didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.

But soon, he abandoned these emotions, because Zhimeng told him——

"I'm really curious, Jie will watch it with me, you look very happy to see Wu."

Yes, Wu is not only happy but also very excited!

However, Xia Youjie took a deep breath seeing Zhimeng and Wu's like-mindedness, her empathy overwhelmed her shame, she felt that she couldn't lose!

In short, Wu can do it, so can she, and she must not lose to Wu!

As a result, the only person who would feel embarrassed and ashamed also let himself go, and the three of them began to explore the newly opened theme room——

"Wow, there are really a lot of roses, so fragrant!" Zhimeng exclaimed, and couldn't help but stepped forward to touch those fiery red roses.

The white-haired beauty looked at the big red bed that could accommodate three or four people, and showed a satisfied expression: "This bed is not bad, it's big enough."

The black-haired beauty went to the bathroom: "Sure enough, there are also roses in the bathtub, do you want to take a flower petal bath?"

"Huh?" The white-haired beauty turned her head and couldn't help laughing and said, "So Jie understands so well~"

"... Wu, clear out the garbage in your mind!"

"Flower petal bath?" Hearing this, Zhimeng suddenly turned around and said excitedly, "I want to take a bath!"

"Jie, Wu, let's go clubbing together!"

Facing the invitation of weaving dreams, the scene was silent for a moment, the black-haired beauty turned red instantly, but the white-haired beauty instantly became excited.

"Okay, okay, let's take a bath together. Speaking of which, we haven't taken a bath together yet!"

Saying that, the white-haired beauty took it for granted: "However, the bathtub is so big, three people will definitely not be able to do it, so Jie, you can go to the bar by yourself."

"Why didn't you soak it yourself!" The black-haired beauty was too lazy to be shocked by the thick skin of the other party, the heat on her face dropped slightly, and she turned her head and smiled.

"Since Wu likes it so much, let's let Wu go to the bar first."

"No, Jie, soak it first!"

"You soak first!"

"You first……"

……

Seeing the two quarreling again, Zhimeng clapped her hands as usual, and after attracting their attention, she suggested, "Why don't you guys have a drink together?"

In an instant, both Jie and Wu's expressions became extremely complicated.

Like disgust, like shock, and a little helpless and wronged.

Zhimeng couldn't understand what it meant exactly, but after many experiments, she still understood how to shut up the two people who were arguing successfully.

Look, isn't this not noisy?

So Zhimeng naturally skipped this topic, and said with a smile: "It seems that there are only roses in this room, let's go to other rooms to have a look?"

The sudden jump in the topic made the two of them heave a sigh of relief, and immediately agreed to Zhimeng's proposal, and changed to a themed room together.

This time the theme of the guest room is role-playing. There are a lot of props in the room. At first glance, you can see all kinds of conspicuous animal ears and tails.

Zhimeng picked up a white cat ear headband and put it on for herself, then asked curiously while holding a matching white cat tail.

"It's easy to talk to the ear, how to tie this tail? There is no rope!"

Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie behind looked at the awl at the other end of the cat's tail, and then at the cat ear headband that Zhimeng put on his head casually, and fell into suspicious silence for a moment.

The black-haired beauty forced a smile: "Well, maybe they made a mistake..."

And, giving the white-haired beauty next to him a deadly look——

The white-haired beauty also rarely stammered: "... who, who knows how they designed it, it's really not rigorous."

Zhimeng stared at the awl at the connection: "It looks like it's inserted somewhere—"

"Cough, cough, cough—look at Zhimeng, there is still a pointer here!"

"Wow, there are JK uniforms!"

Two exaggerated voices sounded suddenly, and Zhimeng, who had been interrupted, followed their line of sight and saw the pointer and uniform.

There are not only matching JK and DK uniforms, but also uniforms such as white coats, nurse uniforms, military uniforms, etc. Just looking at them makes people want to change their clothes.

"It looks so interesting, let's try changing clothes too!"

Zhimeng gave up the cat's tail in his hand, stepped forward to take off the student uniforms and handed them to the two of them one by one.

She said enthusiastically: "Jie and Wu will play the students, let me play the teacher!"

Skipping the suffocating question just now, Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru didn't have any objections to the simple change of costumes, and took over the uniforms and changed their costumes obediently.

After they changed into their outfits, they saw Zhimeng standing in front of a small blackboard with a pointer in his hand, wearing a white coat over his bathrobe, gold-rimmed glasses, and a combination of a doctor and a teacher.

Seeing them coming out, he tapped the blackboard with his pointer, speaking in a very serious tone.

"It's time for class, everyone, sit down quickly, we're going to talk about what to do if you accidentally get hurt..."

The white-haired beauty in a JK uniform raised her hand with a smile: "The teacher is a doctor, right? Of course I have to go to the teacher if I get hurt."

"The answer is correct, classmate Wutiao." The teacher wearing a white coat above gave him an appreciative look.

The black-haired beauty, who was wearing a DK uniform and couldn't even button up her chest, looked at the two of them who were quickly immersed in role-playing, and was very speechless.

"...Xia You, please answer this question."

The speechless classmate Xia You stood up and answered the question very naturally: "Ah, this should be..."

...Xia You, you don't seem to be qualified to complain about others.

Teachers and students, doctors and nurses, animal ears and bells, etc., were played by the three enthusiastically.

They even opened other guest rooms, went on a swing together, and took a group photo together under the ambiguous pink fluorescent lamp.

In the end, they went back to the original rose-themed room and took a petal bath.

No, it shouldn't be said that I took a flower petal bath, but I should say that I splashed a flower petal bath——

Because none of the three of them could convince anyone about who should soak first, and everyone didn't want to soak alone or with two people, so in the end they could only soak with three people.

However, the bathtub, which was clearly prepared for two people, really couldn't hold three people. After the three of them entered, the water overflowed more than half, and the red rose petals and warm water scattered all over the floor.

And most of the rest didn't stay in the water fight that suddenly broke out when the three of them were bathing each other.

In the end, only the three of them barely squeezed in, their cheeks flushed from exercise, were left in the bathtub.

Seeing the poor water level that couldn't even reach the ankles, and the slight sweat on their bodies after exercising just now, the three of them could only take a shower casually, let go of the poor bathtub and bathroom, and went out one by one in bathrobes .

"I told you three people can't do it, Jie, you still have to squeeze in!"

"It's obvious that you occupy too much space!"

"Impossible, Jie, you are so strong, you squeezed the water out like a bear!"

"...It seems that you are not as strong as a bear. Wu Wu is not only stronger than a bear, but also taller than us and occupies a lot of space..."

"That's why I said at the beginning that they were one by one. Whoever made Jie and Wu disagree!"

"...Because rose petals are not enough for three people!" x2

"But there are so many roses out there..."

……

The mouths were arguing, and the three of them didn't stop with their hands. They took a towel and wiped their dripping hair half dry.

It was already late at night outside, but the three of them, who had been so noisy until now, didn't feel sleepy at all, and they didn't even lose their excitement.

Zhimeng doesn't want to sleep now, let alone the other two people who stay up late and play games every day, they even want to stay up all night——

"Weaving Dream, Jie, I found a deck of cards, let's play cards!"

Since they couldn't sleep anyway, Zhimeng and Xia Youjie readily agreed, and the three of them started playing cards.

"Just to state in advance—" said the white-haired beauty who was shuffling the cards: "Whoever runs out of cards first wins, and the loser will have a sticker on his face!"

Both of them agreed, and Gojo Satoru began to deal the cards.

After a few rounds, all three of them won and lost evenly, and no one escaped the note on their faces.

Wutiao Maomao, whose face was once again pasted with a note, looked unhappy: "Jie, you did it on purpose! If you didn't insist on taking care of my card, I almost won!"

The black-haired beauty returned an innocent smile: "What are you talking about, I lost too."

After the words fell, a note appeared on his face.

Zhimeng, the big winner in this game, began to shuffle the cards with a smile.

"It's okay, it's okay, just win it back next time!"

……

"Q!" Zhimeng sighed after playing the cards: "I have to work overtime again tomorrow."

"Ah!" Gojo Wujo clicked his tongue, "When will we not work overtime?"

"Xiao Wang!" Xia Youjie comforted, "Summer is coming to an end, and the tasks should be reduced soon."

"Yeah, it's almost September." Nodding, Zhimeng threw another card.

The white-haired beauty couldn't take it anymore, and passed it: "Then it will be Chinese New Year soon."

"Weaving Dreams." Taking advantage of Weaving Dreams to issue cards, the black-haired beauty asked with a chuckle, "Will you come to my house for the New Year?"

The white-haired beauty was instantly alert: "Zhimeng, let me go to your house for the New Year!"

After the words fell, the black-haired beauty and the white-haired beauty looked at each other, and sparks of lightning and thunder appeared around them again.

Weaving Dream comforted him habitually: "Thank you, but let's stay at our own homes during the New Year."

"And, this year, Nanako Mimiko and the others will accompany me."

"That's right, then I'll visit again after the new year." Xia Youjie came back to his senses, and threw out the last card with a smile.

"You lost, Wu."

"Tsk!"

Cats are upset.

……

The next day, the three of them who stayed up until four or five o'clock did not wake up until noon.

At that time, the spell was lifted, and the three returned to their original genders.

Then we went downstairs to check out and left.

The young lady at the front desk, who was left alone for them to check out, was messed up in the wind by herself, in a trance——

Why...why did the three beauties who went in last night turned into tall and strong men when they came out this morning? ! !

Are people’s genders so fake these days? ? !

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The adventure is over, satisfied.