Hurry up and make money, or you will be banned!
Chapter 62 Like You, Unreasonable
The chain stores with the theme of the cartoon character "Cool Boy" are found in major landmarks and shopping malls.Amusement parks, fast food restaurants, dessert stations, clothing stores, etc. It is said that there are more than 100 fast food restaurants alone in the floating island.
In addition to the cool boy, there are also familiar cartoon characters such as Ms. Beep, Captain Lalu Lalu, Balloon Puff, etc. Fans are spread all over the nineteenth floor.
No one can refuse a glass of iced Coke with a cool boy's head, so the cool boy fast food restaurant is a good choice for employees to have a casual meal.
It was already 10:50 when Xuelu rushed to the restaurant next to the central amusement park.
Before going out, he made enough psychological achievements, such as how to apologize sincerely, how to pay back the money without being beaten, and even thought about not going there in shame and indignation, and just transferred the money directly to the system...
In the end, he was on time for the appointment.
The bustling sound of playing in the amusement park spreads all over the square, the sculpture of Ms. Beep wearing a pearl three-point style sprays crystal clear water, exaggerated and cute balloons flutter, and the sweet fragrance of popcorn lingers in the square.
Behind the huge poster of Captain Lalu Lalu in the restaurant, a sexy red-haired lady waved towards Xuelu.
Zuo Tianmao is wearing a French style silk dress today, with suspenders revealing her fair shoulders, blue jewels echoing her green eyes, she is extremely glamorous.
Xuelu was dressed in casual clothes, and she was a little embarrassed to sit down in front of him: "Hey, I just wear ordinary clothes."
"It's okay, it's okay," Zuo Tianmao greeted the intelligent robot with a hearty smile, "I'm starving to death, let's order food."
His attitude is familiar and enthusiastic, which coincides with the imagination of Matilda's gentle sister in the copy, which makes Xuelu feel at a loss while relaxing.
...When I think that 551 cheated such a good person's money, I feel even more guilty!
Captain Lalu Lalu's super giant hamburger set meal was served quickly. The aroma of junk food made people feel happy. He took a sip of iced Coke and sighed in satisfaction.
Immediately, he looked at the fidgeting Xuelu: "Tell me, what can you do with me?"
……what?
Xuelu was stunned: "Didn't you come to me because of the system... about your system?"
Zuo Tianmao suddenly realized: "That's right, that's right, I remembered."
As he said that, he laughed: "Don't pretend, it's just such a trivial matter, is it worth asking someone out? Tell me, sister, I will answer every question."
No matter how dull Xuelu was, he could tell, it seemed that Zuo Tianmao looked for him yesterday, and it wasn't because of 552?
"... a little thing?"
"Uh huh," Zuo Tianmao said, "Last night, when I was about to pull the idiot ex-boyfriend out of the blacklist, I found you. It's obviously the first time we met in the hospital dungeon, and I asked you to add me , but you are on my blacklist, don't you think it's strange."
This belongs to the grievances and enmities between the system and the system, it is 552 that was blocked by 552...
But since it was an oolong, and it wasn't after Qiuhou settled accounts, Xuelu heaved a sigh of relief.
It seems that the matter of 552's revenge has not been exposed yet, so forget it, wait for 552 to settle the accounts with his own stupid system, and then he will pay back the money owed by Zuo Tianmao.
False alarm, Xuelu squeezed out a smile: "Who says it's not strange. I still wonder why I added you and you ignored me. It turned out to be a bug."
"Recently, the bugs on the nineteenth floor are much older," Zuo Tianmao said seriously, "I also encountered bugs in the last dungeon!"
The topic was successfully changed, and the Hongmen Banquet turned into a chat with friends.Zuo Tianmao was unassuming, funny and enthusiastic, and the two chatted about gossip while eating, and had a pleasant noon.
Swallowing the last bite of the super giant burger, Zuo Tianmao leaned back satisfied: "Junk food is the eternal god!"
"Not at all, you are too exaggerated..."
Zuo Tianmao stared at him dissatisfied: "You are naturally skinny and don't understand the pain of my body that makes you fat from drinking water. In order to wear this skirt on me to see you, I didn't eat last night or this morning!"
As he said that, Zuo Tianmao suddenly glanced around mysteriously, and motioned Xuelu to come over.
Xuelu obeyed obediently, and then heard Zuo Tianmao say: "So what are you looking for me for, don't be impatient, just tell me."
……
The corner of Xuelu's mouth twitched, why was he still thinking about gossip!It's all right!
But the more he covered it up, the more suspicious Zuo Tianmao became.
"Let me guess," he narrowed his eyes, "it's tricky... I asked me out in a hurry, and I was embarrassed to say it when we met, could it be that you..."
Xuelu's heart rose to her throat: "No, it's not what you think!"
"Is it to consult about relationship issues?"
……
Seeing Xuelu stunned, Zuo Tianmao boasted that he had found the truth, and laughed loudly: "Then you have found the right person, sister, I never capsized eight boats back then, a true love expert!"
"Tell me, did you quarrel with your husband?"
Xuelu was so frightened that she quickly shook her head: "Don't say strange things, what kind of husband, just, I am a bionic person, where did my husband come from?"
Zuo Tianmao narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "Isn't that right? In the hospital, you and Vice President Huo were very sticky, and I knew you were a couple long ago. From the end of the hospital to now, it's only a dungeon. Depending on how sticky the two of you are, it's impossible to break up, and the most you can do is quarrel."
This Zuo Tianmao... the self-proclaimed love expert is really good.
Xuelu always felt that the 551 and 552 selections were reversed.
But the point is, he and Huo Lvxing haven't been together yet!
Unexpectedly, Xuelu accidentally uttered this sentence because of being overly nervous.
Zuo Tianmao's eyes lit up after a click.
"What? You're not together yet!" Zuo Tianmao exaggeratedly screamed, "No, no, I don't believe you can't explain clearly!"
As a last resort, Xuelu told about Huo Lvxing's confession.
"...That's it," Xiaomei said dejectedly, "I was struggling when you added me last night."
Zuo Tianmao imagined the drama of pure love in which he deeply loves the other party without knowing it, and was suddenly confessed and hesitated.
"What do you think? Accept, or reject?"
"I……"
"Emotional matters are not puzzle solving, don't think too much, tell me your subconscious answer."
Seeing that Xuelu couldn't speak, Zuo Tianmao changed his question: "Then, can you accept Huo Lvxing being with someone else?"
Xuelu shook her head subconsciously: "No way!... Also, it's impossible, Brother Huo..."
"That's it." Aunt Zuo Tianmao smiled, "If you want to accept it, we can be together. He likes you, you like him, it's logical, don't get entangled anymore."
"But..." Xuelu bit her lip, "How can a bionic person like it? We don't like this emotional module. False likes are illusions, illusions, and I can't use illusions to repay Huo Lvxing's sincerity."
"Stop, stop," Zuo Tianmao looked unbearable, "Oh, I can't take it anymore, what kind of feudal and decadent old-school speech."
He raised his hand to call for the intelligent robot, and ordered two more ice cream cake cups, it seemed that he was going to draw a line with Xuelu.
Desserts were served quickly, Zuo Tianmao didn't rush to speak, and took a big mouthful of cotton candy-flavored ice cream and stuffed it into his mouth.
Seeing Xuelu stunned, he motioned him to eat too: "New flavor, try it."
Xuelu obediently scooped up a spoonful of colorful icing powder: "It's delicious."
The flavors the two ordered were different, Zuo Tianmao scooped up a spoonful of his and said, "I want to know what your definition of delicious is."
"Ah...?" Xuelu didn't expect him to ask this, "Delicious doesn't need to be defined. Just, is it happy to eat?"
"What fruit do you hate?"
Xuelu thought for a while: "Orange."
Zuo Tianmao nodded, and pointed without hesitation: "The icing you swallowed just now contained orange jam. Do you hate it?"
"Ah... don't hate it. Is there orange sauce? I haven't tasted it, but it's quite delicious."
"Right," Zuo Tianmao smiled, "whether it's delicious or not is not defined by a clear concept, you need to eat it to know. We always say that the world is controlled by logic and truth, but emotional things Not really."
"I've talked with more than a dozen boyfriends. We are happy together and enjoy the joy of love, that's enough. We never think about those 'troubles' you mentioned. Isn't it enough to pursue the happiness of the moment? To get to the bottom of it is to ask for trouble.”
looking for trouble...
Xue Lu let go of her hand in a daze, and the small scoop of ice cream lost control and fell on the table.
Outside the giant poster of Captain Lalu Lalu, a few girls are fashionable and cute. They can’t see the ghosts in the dungeon at all. They walk by talking and laughing. Listening carefully, they are complaining about the poor condition of the battle royale dungeon.On the bench, a strong man leaned on a petite female employee and acted like a baby, and by the side of the hot spring, two male employees who looked alike were kissing.A little farther away, a group of employees are shooting a short video of the plot, looking weird.
Zuo Tianmao's words echoed in his ears, making him enlightened.
Various factors caused him to meet Huo Lvxing. Huo Lvxing is his inspector, and he is Huo Lvxing's favorite little villain... Then, pure liking and love account for the whole relationship. What percentage?
All things are thought carefully and horrified, and everything is unreasonable when analyzed to the extreme.
"So..." Xuelu shook her head impatiently, her voice seemed to be about to cry, but there was an uncontrollable smile on her face, "So... enjoying the moment and pursuing happiness is enough."
"Hmm." Zuo Tianmao also laughed, "Go, go and find your brother Huo."
"Then I'm leaving," Xuelu stood up sincerely, "Thank you, Sister Matilda. I... I'm leaving, and I'll treat you to dinner next time!"
The young child recklessly smashed open the glass door and ran towards the teleportation array in the center of the square.
When it’s time for the celebration, the parade team is beating gongs and drums, clowns are playing with tourists, some are taking pictures, some are broadcasting live, everything is happy and beautiful, and he shuttles through it, rushing to his beauty.
The teleportation burst of light came on and went off, Xuelu opened his eyes again, and Huo Lvxing was sitting under the flower corridor in the courtyard, looking at him with a gentle smile.
"Why are you in such a hurry," he said, "the hair is all messed up."
Xuelu also smiled, like a blooming flower: "I'm afraid you'll be waiting impatiently. I...I like you too."
Huo Lvxing got up, walked towards him with big strides, wrapped his long arms around, hugged the panting child tightly in his arms, and then stuck to him and blocked the little villain's little mouth that rarely spoke out.
This kiss was warm and fierce, like wanting to swallow Xuelu, who was too late, into his stomach, and like the hot spring wind, wanting to wrap the blooming flowers in warm love forever.
After the kiss was over, Xuelu's face was flushed, and there was only one man left in her watery eyes.
He looked at Huo Lvxing's sexy M-shaped lips and said, "So, can we have sex?"
Huo Lvxing was taken aback, then laughed: "Do you know what you are talking about?"
"I know," Xuelu said seriously, "I have a courtship reaction, how about you? You still say you like me, isn't liking just the birth of human beings for reproduction?"
As he said that, Xuelu leaned down and smiled wickedly: "What is this, are you still pretending?"
Huo Lvxing snorted: "You..."
"I remember that this is an important characteristic of human males in heat..."
"Don't you think it's going too fast?"
"Is rapid development a sign of relationship?" Xuelu was puzzled, "I don't understand. You like me, I like you, isn't this already the condition for mating?"
Huo Lvxing took the little villain who liked to hit straight balls, and teleported directly to Shiwo.
The two fell on the big soft bed, it was unknown who started it first, and the clothes flew all over the floor.
Xuelu soon regretted her recklessness.
... What material is this person made of? Is it a perpetual motion machine?
He is a godhead, and he is so tired that he is about to fall apart. How can Huo Lvxing still hit him so well? !
but……
Thank you for being in love, thank you for liking, you have unlocked an unimaginable joy!
The little bionic man who has just started eating meat, soon indulges in activities that immerse the body and mind in extremely high happiness, and unlocks the secret operations that the bionic man cannot theoretically involve in day and night. In addition to eating and sleeping, he is pestering Huo Lvxing to explore the unknown .
And the leader of the monitoring team, Boss Huo, who is self-disciplined and disciplined, always says "can't go on anymore, be careful of your body", and then Xuelu throws on him and gnaws at him indiscriminately, helplessly snatching the leadership of the soldiers.
The little curly hair was dishonest just after waking up, Huo Lvxing held it down, and sighed: "Little baby, little villain, please forgive me."
Xuelu was still in a daze, but kept lighting the fire in his hands, his eyes were watery, like spring full of sunshine: "Don't pretend to be serious... oh, ok, ok, finish it quickly, you can finish it in the morning Still have some time to deal with business."
...It's true to say so, but how can a man be fast when it comes to unscrupulous things?
So I wasted all morning.
After getting out of bed at lunch, Huo Lvxing was heartbroken: "I can't be so depraved again!"
A delicate little hand lazily stretched out from under the quilt, and the shoulder that was accidentally exposed was full of ambiguous red stars.
"Degenerate?" Xuelu laughed at him, "Blame me?"
"No, it's because I'm not determined!" Huo Lvxing lowered his head in pain, "I'm really going to a meeting!"
The little hand nodded the man's strong bare back: "When you say this, can you not be in heat?"
So I wasted my time all afternoon.
……
Just like that, Huo Lvxing spent three days in a daze without shame. Looking at the 99+ red dots accumulated in the small window, Huo Lvxing felt sweet pain for the first time.
...Why can't love and work be balanced?
...Why can't you just give up your job when you can't take care of it!
This is also the first time that Huo Lvxing has felt tired of his work of impartially enforcing the law for thousands of years.
The leader of the monitoring team lost contact for three days, and the brothers in the monitoring team were also puzzled.
Even in the dungeon, Tyrant A is on duty 24 hours a day, connecting to the interrogation room, important meetings, and even multiple people's work reports.The highest record is eight windows in parallel, and anyone who reads a typo will be scolded, and no one in the entire monitoring team dares to fish for water because the boss is no longer there.
But now...
"It's not right, it's very wrong," AC frowned, "The boss who texted me three days ago hasn't replied to me...it's so abnormal."
AF wiped his cold sweat: "You are the boss' confidant, can you speculate?"
"Recently, the campaign against corruption is in dire straits. The boss must be deliberately investigating us... This is to catch the ghosts!"
AF and AL were shocked: "So it is!"
The members of the monitoring team are all fearsome and fierce when they go out, but in the monitoring team, they are all as obedient as quails.
Now, the quails have all raised their vigilance and worked conscientiously, for fear that A will suddenly arrest someone to report on his work and be caught off guard.
In fact...
Huo Lvxing was leaning on the head of the bed, stroking the soft little villain in his arms, and sighed, "It's fine if you don't need to work".
If AC sees it, he will definitely look up to the sky and scream: "You are stunned!"
Tired enough, Xuelu also explored the unknown area in depth, and was finally willing to let Huo Lv go to work for the nineteenth floor.
After eating and drinking enough, he kicked the man aside, and grabbed 551 lazily by himself: "Okay, I'm going to take a bath, you go to work."
Huo Lu Xing's giant floating island stretches as far as the eye can see, and the residential area is the "Xing Zhi Ridge" that stretches for hundreds of miles. The scenery is majestic and the climate is pleasant.
Under the mountain stream next to the first peak, there is a natural open-air hot spring, which Xuelu likes.
Sink comfortably to the bottom of the pool, the hot water vapor wraps the body, and all fatigue disappears without a trace.
551 cried bitterly: "My screen has been mosaiced for three days, am I blind! Is this the punishment for owed money!"
"You're not blind," Xuelu giggled for a while without explaining, "How are you and your thighs doing?"
551 said in a low voice, "The money has been paid back."
A few days ago, Xuelu transferred the money back to the victims other than 552, and stopped paying attention.Let the system that writes plush rabbits read as octopus take care of the rest of the matter.
"Oh?" Xuelu raised her eyebrows, "I didn't see anyone coming to the door, how did you deal with it?"
"How can I deal with it... Well, it's clear to pay back the money," 551 said. I replied that my conscience found that I can no longer deceive your feelings, unexpectedly, not only did they not scold me, but they all felt that I was pure and unaffected, and my heart ached!"
...?
551 smirked: "My account of the dead is full of skins, and they are all given by the thighs! Oh, tell me, nobility can have all skins at level 0, as expected of me, and I can easily do things that ordinary systems can't do! "
As he said that, 551 shyly twisted his chubby body: "Stop talking, I'm going to meet the thighs of District 12, 67, and 198. Goodbye!"
... Tired, really tired.
Xuelu sank to the bottom of the water sluggishly, the water overflowed his ears, and made a lovely "beep" sound, shielding the immortal system from chattering.
He finally understood, what was the "Green Tea Handbook" and "White Lotus Handbook" back then, he Xuelu was the one who accompanied him to read, and 551 was a master of high school!
The author has something to say: The setting is that Xuelu should be a little villain with a low moral bottom line and a heavy desire (in various aspects), if no one is tied to the rope, the villain will be the leader every minute~ Then Huo Daxie is the cold and abstinent parent
The new chapter of the next chapter~
In addition to the cool boy, there are also familiar cartoon characters such as Ms. Beep, Captain Lalu Lalu, Balloon Puff, etc. Fans are spread all over the nineteenth floor.
No one can refuse a glass of iced Coke with a cool boy's head, so the cool boy fast food restaurant is a good choice for employees to have a casual meal.
It was already 10:50 when Xuelu rushed to the restaurant next to the central amusement park.
Before going out, he made enough psychological achievements, such as how to apologize sincerely, how to pay back the money without being beaten, and even thought about not going there in shame and indignation, and just transferred the money directly to the system...
In the end, he was on time for the appointment.
The bustling sound of playing in the amusement park spreads all over the square, the sculpture of Ms. Beep wearing a pearl three-point style sprays crystal clear water, exaggerated and cute balloons flutter, and the sweet fragrance of popcorn lingers in the square.
Behind the huge poster of Captain Lalu Lalu in the restaurant, a sexy red-haired lady waved towards Xuelu.
Zuo Tianmao is wearing a French style silk dress today, with suspenders revealing her fair shoulders, blue jewels echoing her green eyes, she is extremely glamorous.
Xuelu was dressed in casual clothes, and she was a little embarrassed to sit down in front of him: "Hey, I just wear ordinary clothes."
"It's okay, it's okay," Zuo Tianmao greeted the intelligent robot with a hearty smile, "I'm starving to death, let's order food."
His attitude is familiar and enthusiastic, which coincides with the imagination of Matilda's gentle sister in the copy, which makes Xuelu feel at a loss while relaxing.
...When I think that 551 cheated such a good person's money, I feel even more guilty!
Captain Lalu Lalu's super giant hamburger set meal was served quickly. The aroma of junk food made people feel happy. He took a sip of iced Coke and sighed in satisfaction.
Immediately, he looked at the fidgeting Xuelu: "Tell me, what can you do with me?"
……what?
Xuelu was stunned: "Didn't you come to me because of the system... about your system?"
Zuo Tianmao suddenly realized: "That's right, that's right, I remembered."
As he said that, he laughed: "Don't pretend, it's just such a trivial matter, is it worth asking someone out? Tell me, sister, I will answer every question."
No matter how dull Xuelu was, he could tell, it seemed that Zuo Tianmao looked for him yesterday, and it wasn't because of 552?
"... a little thing?"
"Uh huh," Zuo Tianmao said, "Last night, when I was about to pull the idiot ex-boyfriend out of the blacklist, I found you. It's obviously the first time we met in the hospital dungeon, and I asked you to add me , but you are on my blacklist, don't you think it's strange."
This belongs to the grievances and enmities between the system and the system, it is 552 that was blocked by 552...
But since it was an oolong, and it wasn't after Qiuhou settled accounts, Xuelu heaved a sigh of relief.
It seems that the matter of 552's revenge has not been exposed yet, so forget it, wait for 552 to settle the accounts with his own stupid system, and then he will pay back the money owed by Zuo Tianmao.
False alarm, Xuelu squeezed out a smile: "Who says it's not strange. I still wonder why I added you and you ignored me. It turned out to be a bug."
"Recently, the bugs on the nineteenth floor are much older," Zuo Tianmao said seriously, "I also encountered bugs in the last dungeon!"
The topic was successfully changed, and the Hongmen Banquet turned into a chat with friends.Zuo Tianmao was unassuming, funny and enthusiastic, and the two chatted about gossip while eating, and had a pleasant noon.
Swallowing the last bite of the super giant burger, Zuo Tianmao leaned back satisfied: "Junk food is the eternal god!"
"Not at all, you are too exaggerated..."
Zuo Tianmao stared at him dissatisfied: "You are naturally skinny and don't understand the pain of my body that makes you fat from drinking water. In order to wear this skirt on me to see you, I didn't eat last night or this morning!"
As he said that, Zuo Tianmao suddenly glanced around mysteriously, and motioned Xuelu to come over.
Xuelu obeyed obediently, and then heard Zuo Tianmao say: "So what are you looking for me for, don't be impatient, just tell me."
……
The corner of Xuelu's mouth twitched, why was he still thinking about gossip!It's all right!
But the more he covered it up, the more suspicious Zuo Tianmao became.
"Let me guess," he narrowed his eyes, "it's tricky... I asked me out in a hurry, and I was embarrassed to say it when we met, could it be that you..."
Xuelu's heart rose to her throat: "No, it's not what you think!"
"Is it to consult about relationship issues?"
……
Seeing Xuelu stunned, Zuo Tianmao boasted that he had found the truth, and laughed loudly: "Then you have found the right person, sister, I never capsized eight boats back then, a true love expert!"
"Tell me, did you quarrel with your husband?"
Xuelu was so frightened that she quickly shook her head: "Don't say strange things, what kind of husband, just, I am a bionic person, where did my husband come from?"
Zuo Tianmao narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "Isn't that right? In the hospital, you and Vice President Huo were very sticky, and I knew you were a couple long ago. From the end of the hospital to now, it's only a dungeon. Depending on how sticky the two of you are, it's impossible to break up, and the most you can do is quarrel."
This Zuo Tianmao... the self-proclaimed love expert is really good.
Xuelu always felt that the 551 and 552 selections were reversed.
But the point is, he and Huo Lvxing haven't been together yet!
Unexpectedly, Xuelu accidentally uttered this sentence because of being overly nervous.
Zuo Tianmao's eyes lit up after a click.
"What? You're not together yet!" Zuo Tianmao exaggeratedly screamed, "No, no, I don't believe you can't explain clearly!"
As a last resort, Xuelu told about Huo Lvxing's confession.
"...That's it," Xiaomei said dejectedly, "I was struggling when you added me last night."
Zuo Tianmao imagined the drama of pure love in which he deeply loves the other party without knowing it, and was suddenly confessed and hesitated.
"What do you think? Accept, or reject?"
"I……"
"Emotional matters are not puzzle solving, don't think too much, tell me your subconscious answer."
Seeing that Xuelu couldn't speak, Zuo Tianmao changed his question: "Then, can you accept Huo Lvxing being with someone else?"
Xuelu shook her head subconsciously: "No way!... Also, it's impossible, Brother Huo..."
"That's it." Aunt Zuo Tianmao smiled, "If you want to accept it, we can be together. He likes you, you like him, it's logical, don't get entangled anymore."
"But..." Xuelu bit her lip, "How can a bionic person like it? We don't like this emotional module. False likes are illusions, illusions, and I can't use illusions to repay Huo Lvxing's sincerity."
"Stop, stop," Zuo Tianmao looked unbearable, "Oh, I can't take it anymore, what kind of feudal and decadent old-school speech."
He raised his hand to call for the intelligent robot, and ordered two more ice cream cake cups, it seemed that he was going to draw a line with Xuelu.
Desserts were served quickly, Zuo Tianmao didn't rush to speak, and took a big mouthful of cotton candy-flavored ice cream and stuffed it into his mouth.
Seeing Xuelu stunned, he motioned him to eat too: "New flavor, try it."
Xuelu obediently scooped up a spoonful of colorful icing powder: "It's delicious."
The flavors the two ordered were different, Zuo Tianmao scooped up a spoonful of his and said, "I want to know what your definition of delicious is."
"Ah...?" Xuelu didn't expect him to ask this, "Delicious doesn't need to be defined. Just, is it happy to eat?"
"What fruit do you hate?"
Xuelu thought for a while: "Orange."
Zuo Tianmao nodded, and pointed without hesitation: "The icing you swallowed just now contained orange jam. Do you hate it?"
"Ah... don't hate it. Is there orange sauce? I haven't tasted it, but it's quite delicious."
"Right," Zuo Tianmao smiled, "whether it's delicious or not is not defined by a clear concept, you need to eat it to know. We always say that the world is controlled by logic and truth, but emotional things Not really."
"I've talked with more than a dozen boyfriends. We are happy together and enjoy the joy of love, that's enough. We never think about those 'troubles' you mentioned. Isn't it enough to pursue the happiness of the moment? To get to the bottom of it is to ask for trouble.”
looking for trouble...
Xue Lu let go of her hand in a daze, and the small scoop of ice cream lost control and fell on the table.
Outside the giant poster of Captain Lalu Lalu, a few girls are fashionable and cute. They can’t see the ghosts in the dungeon at all. They walk by talking and laughing. Listening carefully, they are complaining about the poor condition of the battle royale dungeon.On the bench, a strong man leaned on a petite female employee and acted like a baby, and by the side of the hot spring, two male employees who looked alike were kissing.A little farther away, a group of employees are shooting a short video of the plot, looking weird.
Zuo Tianmao's words echoed in his ears, making him enlightened.
Various factors caused him to meet Huo Lvxing. Huo Lvxing is his inspector, and he is Huo Lvxing's favorite little villain... Then, pure liking and love account for the whole relationship. What percentage?
All things are thought carefully and horrified, and everything is unreasonable when analyzed to the extreme.
"So..." Xuelu shook her head impatiently, her voice seemed to be about to cry, but there was an uncontrollable smile on her face, "So... enjoying the moment and pursuing happiness is enough."
"Hmm." Zuo Tianmao also laughed, "Go, go and find your brother Huo."
"Then I'm leaving," Xuelu stood up sincerely, "Thank you, Sister Matilda. I... I'm leaving, and I'll treat you to dinner next time!"
The young child recklessly smashed open the glass door and ran towards the teleportation array in the center of the square.
When it’s time for the celebration, the parade team is beating gongs and drums, clowns are playing with tourists, some are taking pictures, some are broadcasting live, everything is happy and beautiful, and he shuttles through it, rushing to his beauty.
The teleportation burst of light came on and went off, Xuelu opened his eyes again, and Huo Lvxing was sitting under the flower corridor in the courtyard, looking at him with a gentle smile.
"Why are you in such a hurry," he said, "the hair is all messed up."
Xuelu also smiled, like a blooming flower: "I'm afraid you'll be waiting impatiently. I...I like you too."
Huo Lvxing got up, walked towards him with big strides, wrapped his long arms around, hugged the panting child tightly in his arms, and then stuck to him and blocked the little villain's little mouth that rarely spoke out.
This kiss was warm and fierce, like wanting to swallow Xuelu, who was too late, into his stomach, and like the hot spring wind, wanting to wrap the blooming flowers in warm love forever.
After the kiss was over, Xuelu's face was flushed, and there was only one man left in her watery eyes.
He looked at Huo Lvxing's sexy M-shaped lips and said, "So, can we have sex?"
Huo Lvxing was taken aback, then laughed: "Do you know what you are talking about?"
"I know," Xuelu said seriously, "I have a courtship reaction, how about you? You still say you like me, isn't liking just the birth of human beings for reproduction?"
As he said that, Xuelu leaned down and smiled wickedly: "What is this, are you still pretending?"
Huo Lvxing snorted: "You..."
"I remember that this is an important characteristic of human males in heat..."
"Don't you think it's going too fast?"
"Is rapid development a sign of relationship?" Xuelu was puzzled, "I don't understand. You like me, I like you, isn't this already the condition for mating?"
Huo Lvxing took the little villain who liked to hit straight balls, and teleported directly to Shiwo.
The two fell on the big soft bed, it was unknown who started it first, and the clothes flew all over the floor.
Xuelu soon regretted her recklessness.
... What material is this person made of? Is it a perpetual motion machine?
He is a godhead, and he is so tired that he is about to fall apart. How can Huo Lvxing still hit him so well? !
but……
Thank you for being in love, thank you for liking, you have unlocked an unimaginable joy!
The little bionic man who has just started eating meat, soon indulges in activities that immerse the body and mind in extremely high happiness, and unlocks the secret operations that the bionic man cannot theoretically involve in day and night. In addition to eating and sleeping, he is pestering Huo Lvxing to explore the unknown .
And the leader of the monitoring team, Boss Huo, who is self-disciplined and disciplined, always says "can't go on anymore, be careful of your body", and then Xuelu throws on him and gnaws at him indiscriminately, helplessly snatching the leadership of the soldiers.
The little curly hair was dishonest just after waking up, Huo Lvxing held it down, and sighed: "Little baby, little villain, please forgive me."
Xuelu was still in a daze, but kept lighting the fire in his hands, his eyes were watery, like spring full of sunshine: "Don't pretend to be serious... oh, ok, ok, finish it quickly, you can finish it in the morning Still have some time to deal with business."
...It's true to say so, but how can a man be fast when it comes to unscrupulous things?
So I wasted all morning.
After getting out of bed at lunch, Huo Lvxing was heartbroken: "I can't be so depraved again!"
A delicate little hand lazily stretched out from under the quilt, and the shoulder that was accidentally exposed was full of ambiguous red stars.
"Degenerate?" Xuelu laughed at him, "Blame me?"
"No, it's because I'm not determined!" Huo Lvxing lowered his head in pain, "I'm really going to a meeting!"
The little hand nodded the man's strong bare back: "When you say this, can you not be in heat?"
So I wasted my time all afternoon.
……
Just like that, Huo Lvxing spent three days in a daze without shame. Looking at the 99+ red dots accumulated in the small window, Huo Lvxing felt sweet pain for the first time.
...Why can't love and work be balanced?
...Why can't you just give up your job when you can't take care of it!
This is also the first time that Huo Lvxing has felt tired of his work of impartially enforcing the law for thousands of years.
The leader of the monitoring team lost contact for three days, and the brothers in the monitoring team were also puzzled.
Even in the dungeon, Tyrant A is on duty 24 hours a day, connecting to the interrogation room, important meetings, and even multiple people's work reports.The highest record is eight windows in parallel, and anyone who reads a typo will be scolded, and no one in the entire monitoring team dares to fish for water because the boss is no longer there.
But now...
"It's not right, it's very wrong," AC frowned, "The boss who texted me three days ago hasn't replied to me...it's so abnormal."
AF wiped his cold sweat: "You are the boss' confidant, can you speculate?"
"Recently, the campaign against corruption is in dire straits. The boss must be deliberately investigating us... This is to catch the ghosts!"
AF and AL were shocked: "So it is!"
The members of the monitoring team are all fearsome and fierce when they go out, but in the monitoring team, they are all as obedient as quails.
Now, the quails have all raised their vigilance and worked conscientiously, for fear that A will suddenly arrest someone to report on his work and be caught off guard.
In fact...
Huo Lvxing was leaning on the head of the bed, stroking the soft little villain in his arms, and sighed, "It's fine if you don't need to work".
If AC sees it, he will definitely look up to the sky and scream: "You are stunned!"
Tired enough, Xuelu also explored the unknown area in depth, and was finally willing to let Huo Lv go to work for the nineteenth floor.
After eating and drinking enough, he kicked the man aside, and grabbed 551 lazily by himself: "Okay, I'm going to take a bath, you go to work."
Huo Lu Xing's giant floating island stretches as far as the eye can see, and the residential area is the "Xing Zhi Ridge" that stretches for hundreds of miles. The scenery is majestic and the climate is pleasant.
Under the mountain stream next to the first peak, there is a natural open-air hot spring, which Xuelu likes.
Sink comfortably to the bottom of the pool, the hot water vapor wraps the body, and all fatigue disappears without a trace.
551 cried bitterly: "My screen has been mosaiced for three days, am I blind! Is this the punishment for owed money!"
"You're not blind," Xuelu giggled for a while without explaining, "How are you and your thighs doing?"
551 said in a low voice, "The money has been paid back."
A few days ago, Xuelu transferred the money back to the victims other than 552, and stopped paying attention.Let the system that writes plush rabbits read as octopus take care of the rest of the matter.
"Oh?" Xuelu raised her eyebrows, "I didn't see anyone coming to the door, how did you deal with it?"
"How can I deal with it... Well, it's clear to pay back the money," 551 said. I replied that my conscience found that I can no longer deceive your feelings, unexpectedly, not only did they not scold me, but they all felt that I was pure and unaffected, and my heart ached!"
...?
551 smirked: "My account of the dead is full of skins, and they are all given by the thighs! Oh, tell me, nobility can have all skins at level 0, as expected of me, and I can easily do things that ordinary systems can't do! "
As he said that, 551 shyly twisted his chubby body: "Stop talking, I'm going to meet the thighs of District 12, 67, and 198. Goodbye!"
... Tired, really tired.
Xuelu sank to the bottom of the water sluggishly, the water overflowed his ears, and made a lovely "beep" sound, shielding the immortal system from chattering.
He finally understood, what was the "Green Tea Handbook" and "White Lotus Handbook" back then, he Xuelu was the one who accompanied him to read, and 551 was a master of high school!
The author has something to say: The setting is that Xuelu should be a little villain with a low moral bottom line and a heavy desire (in various aspects), if no one is tied to the rope, the villain will be the leader every minute~ Then Huo Daxie is the cold and abstinent parent
The new chapter of the next chapter~
You'll Also Like
-
At the beginning, the fusion of Kaneki Ken was broadcast live by the school beauty
Chapter 16 4 hours ago -
Cultivating Immortals through Double Transmigration: The Horror World Becomes My Backyard
Chapter 168 4 hours ago -
Deceiving the world, I created a modern extraordinary civilization
Chapter 169 4 hours ago -
High-end version of Honghuang: I became the god of high-end Honghuang
Chapter 107 4 hours ago -
All people change their jobs: My artifact entries can be infinitely stacked
Chapter 91 4 hours ago -
In Konoha: My ninjutsu can be practiced automatically
Chapter 52 4 hours ago -
Rebirth Fantasy: Obtaining the Sect System
Chapter 156 4 hours ago -
Special Forces: Breathe to Become Stronger
Chapter 195 4 hours ago -
Live broadcast: Let you go to the sea, you dig out a 100 billion ancient city
Chapter 63 4 hours ago -
Pirates: Kidnapped by Kaido to be his son-in-law
Chapter 178 4 hours ago