[Zhongyingmei] Is Jason going home today?

After watching those people leave, Todd ignored the people around him and left directly.

Bruce looked at Todd's back without hesitation, his eyes darkened slightly.

Alfred looked at Bruce: "Master, Master Jason?"

Bruce sighed after a moment of silence: "Give him some time, Jason can get out of his anger."

Alfred: "...yes." Smile.jpg :)

Your cookies are gone, don’t ask why, it’s because your EQ doesn’t need sweets!

............

Time flies, and a few months have passed in a blink of an eye.

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"Master, it will be Master Jason's birthday in a while." After dinner one day, Alfred said softly after passing coffee to Bruce.

Bruce paused with the hand holding the coffee, and after he took a sip, he put the coffee cup on the table, making a soft porcelain sound.

Bruce knows that Jason's birthday will be in a few days, but...think about the violent sparring in Gotham port for more than ten minutes the day before yesterday, he dislocated Jason's arm, and Jason vomited blood from him 'Friendly exchange', Bruce couldn't help being silent.

Damian, who was also at the dining table, said viciously, "He won't come over, what if it's not his birthday?"

Also holding a cup of coffee, Tim didn't sleep during the day and didn't sleep at night, and his sleep time was all due to fate. Tim took a sip of coffee: "Maybe Jason will come back this year?"

Bruce said nothing.

Facing Bruce who didn't say a word, Alfred did only one thing - silently took out today's American newspaper, flipped to a certain page, handed it to Bruce, and then quietly Waiting for Bruce's reaction.

Bruce took a quick glance at the news in the newspaper, and the big face of Anthony Stark AKA Tony Stark AKA Iron Man immediately attracted his attention.

Bruce picked up the newspaper and it read:

[Tony Stark mocked the richest man in Gotham, Bruce Wayne, in public, and said that he would not be a father, so he would not want one after another. This is the nth time Tony Stark has ridiculed in recent months . ]

[Why did Iron Man suddenly target Bruce Wayne? Is there some unknown entanglement between them?Or is Bruce Wayne the next target for Iron Man to eliminate? ]

[The richest man in Gotham has not yet responded to the satire of the richest man in New York, our reporter will continue to follow up. ]

[Stark said: "Even the alien Superman knows how to be good to his son, but Bruce Wayne will only drive away sons one by one, hot chicken!" ']

Although Tony doesn't have a son, but knowing that Iron Man watches Spider-Man, that Batman AKA Bruce Wayne is closer to his son than watching his son:  …

Bruce Wayne: Hehe o(*￣︶￣*)o fist is hard.

'Bang! '

He also took a newspaper and read it again. Damian, who happened to see the content, put down the milk glass angrily: "What is Tony Stark doing? Is he challenging and despising his father?" ?”

Alfred said gently: "Master Damian, you don't have to think too much. Maybe Mr. Tony just doesn't like it? Little Jason has been to Stark Tower before, right? Maybe their relationship changed at that time. That's it."

Because of Alfred's words, Damian also died down. They really couldn't refute this. After all, it wasn't the first time Stark made such remarks in the past few months.

Ever since Little Jason went to Stark Tower, Stark often cueed Bruce without saying anything else, just satirizing him openly and secretly for not being a qualified father.

Bruce would respond sometimes, but most of the time he just pretended not to see it. There was no way. Although Tony didn't know that Bruce was Batman, they had known each other since they were children, and they still knew each other a little bit.

Because of his father, Tony still attaches great importance to the relationship between father and son. Bruce's behavior can be said to have completely stepped on his thunder point.

Even if Bruce doesn't know what little Jason said to Tony, but think about the complicated things that happened between him and Jason, and the occurrence and consequences of some things caused by the ideological conflict between himself and Dick, Bruce There was no way to refute with confidence.Even Batman, whether he admits it or not, sometimes has a guilty conscience, he is also a human being!

Bruce was silent for a while, and ignored the newspaper. He stood up and went to the Batcave, ready to rest and then set out to patrol.

Damian also quickly finished eating and followed Bruce.

After Bruce and Damian left, Alfred and Tim, who was eating slowly, looked at each other and smiled helplessly.

Tim: "I don't know when Bruce and Jason will reconcile... Hey, the little Jason in the parallel world ran away from home, and the Bruce over there knew to cross the world to find him. Our Bruce, even I don’t take the initiative to find Jason on another street.” Tim was helpless, shaking his head with a feeling of a child’s disappointment.

Tim: 'Bruce!Look at you next door, and look at yourself, Little Jason over there quarreled and ran away from home, Little Batman knows to pick him up!Jason has quietly helped you several times, but you still doubt him!If you weren't Bruce...'

Alfred hugged the dinner plate and looked ahead: "I can only hope that something special will happen to make Master and Master Jason understand each other."

............

Although I don't know Alfred's thoughts, something special happened...

Bruce, who patrolled all night and didn't rest until dawn, felt something was wrong after he woke up from sleep.

Because of years of training and injuries from patrolling, plus the influence of his own weight, he can feel heaviness in his body every day when he wakes up, but today... that heaviness and dull pain in all joints have disappeared .

Instead, it was very relaxed and the joints were smooth and light. Bruce even felt that he could jump 10 meters high in a half-dream and half-awake!

Because of the abnormal changes in his body, Bruce wanted to wake up, but he couldn't open his eyes strangely, and it seemed that there was a small voice in his subconscious telling him, "Stay in bed, don't get up, stay in bed..." Same.

He almost fell asleep again.

Suddenly, 'Bang! ’ and the sound of talking and the barking of a dog.

"Bruce, don't pretend to be asleep! Do you want to stop playing after you win? Ah?!"

"Wow woof! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Then a weight jumped onto his body, and stepped on it!

This suddenly woke up Bruce, the small voice in his ear disappeared, and Bruce opened his eyes suddenly.

In the next second, he kicked away. Although he didn't feel much pain, he was indeed the person bouncing on him, and immediately stood up and took a decoration from the side of the bed and compared it to a fighting posture.

"...Well, old man! You are sick, are you!" a voice roared.

Bruce looked at the man standing up under the bed and staring at him, shocked.

This person is very familiar to him, it is the...Little Jason from the parallel world who lived in his house for a few months ago.

Jason, who was suddenly kicked off by Bruce, rolled around on the ground a few times. After being dazed for two seconds, Jason was very angry. He jumped up on his back and stared angrily at Bruce on the bed.

But after meeting Bruce's eyes, Jason frowned. He suppressed his anger, pulled out the magic sword in front of him, and asked very guardedly: "Who are you? Leave the old man's body .”

Bruce was looking at his body because he saw Jason, no wonder he felt so light...

This is no longer his body, and although he can't see the face, just looking at Jason and thinking about the name he called himself just now, Bruce can already guess who he is now

Bruce Wayne - Bruce Wayne in a parallel time and space with Jason.

Bruce called Jason tentatively, "Big Red?"

Use this to confirm whether this Jason is the little Jason I knew before. If he is not the little Jason who has been to his own world before, but a person from another parallel world who looks a lot like him, it will be troublesome.

And if it was the little Jason they knew, they should have a way to send themselves back. Although his current situation seems to be very different from when Jason and the others went to their own world, no matter what, there is Experience is always good.

Hearing that Da Hong called Jason, a small vein popped up on his forehead, and he shouted angrily, "Who is Da Hong?"

But after the anger passed, Jason came to his senses and looked at Bruce carefully, and then he asked hesitantly, "Are you... Big Bruce? The 1 meter one?"

Bruce nodded seriously: "Yes, I am the Bruce who is 1 meters tall."

Jason: "Arguing with your son, the one who ignores you?"

Bruce nodded after a pause: "...Yes, the one whose son quarreled with me and ignored me and didn't go home..."

Jason: "The one that nearly bombed the Batcave?"

Bruce then nodded and added: "Yes, that's the Bruce who was almost blown up by 'you' in the Batcave."

After meeting a series of secret signals, Jason felt relieved. He put away his weapon and looked at Bruce.

Next to him, after several months, Albert, who has grown up to sit down and is almost as tall as Jason, is sitting steadily, completely unable to see the appearance of shouting and howling with Jason just now, Blue Green eyes were also staring at Bruce.

Jason put his hands on his hips and frowned and asked Bruce, "What's your situation?" He nodded up and down to signal Bruce, "Why did you come here and become like this? Where's my old man?"

Bruce still held the decorations in his hand, but sat on the bed: "I don't know, it's like this as soon as I woke up...Theoretically, he and I should have switched, he might have gone to our world."

After speaking, Bruce raised his empty hand and waved it up and down, and after confirmation: "This is indeed not my body, if it should be his body, that's right."

Jason touched his chin with one hand in thought, and touched Albert's dog's head with the other. Albert remained motionless, his blue eyes still fixed on Bruce.

Bruce looked at it and didn't rush, just quietly waiting for Jason to speak.

A few minutes later, Jason, who suddenly had a small light bulb flashing on his head and then disappeared, clenched his fist with one hand and tapped the palm of the other hand, with a look of sudden realization: "Oh! I am here because of the time-space gap. Because of the instability, it came to your side by accident, maybe there is something wrong with the space-time gap on your side that caused you to swap with the old man."

Jason said another guess that was out of his mind but Bruce should not want to see: "But it is also possible that he changed to another world, and now in your original body is Bruce from another world... ..”

Hearing Jason's words, Bruce frowned tightly.

No need to think about it, everyone knows the degree of trouble between two people swapping and three people swapping more, and if it is three people, then no one can be sure whether there are more 'third people' …

After he made a very troublesome guess, Jason calmly comforted the irritable Bruce: "But we can't be 100% sure about the specific situation now, but, are you sure it's you?"

Bruce understood in seconds. After careful consideration, he still nodded confidently: "I'm sure, it's not a matter of memory. I remember everything that happened when we were young, and I also remember what happened when you came to our world. The perspective is different."

Jason pursed his mouth and thought for a few minutes, then said helplessly: "Okay, anyway, let's go down first, and it's time to eat, even if we exchange, we still have to eat, I'll contact Shazanzatana They, but I think your current situation may also need...Konstantin."

When it came to the last name, Jason was reluctant, but Constantine is really better at the soul than the few of them.

After all, that cheater walks in hell and heaven every day!That is the headquarters of the soul! ! !

At this time, Bruce had already felt the hunger coming from inside his body, and Bruce nodded with a faint abdominal pain: "Yeah."

Then he jumped off the bed, which was a bit huge for his current body. After jumping to the ground and standing firmly, Bruce suddenly felt that something was wrong with the top of his head, and he subconsciously scratched his hair to straighten out his hairstyle.

But the moment he touched his current hair, he felt a little strange, Bruce subconsciously clenched the hair, and then, at the moment he grasped it.

Bruce could clearly feel the shaking of his hair, not one!It wasn't the strand he grabbed!It was the whole head of hair that shook in unison! !It feels like the wig he sometimes wears when he disguises himself for missions! !

Bruce's movements stopped, his expression was completely petrified, and his footsteps were heavy on the ground.

Is it! ! !

............

Jason, who had already walked to the door, turned his head suspiciously because of Bruce's footsteps suddenly stopped. Albert also turned his head in unison with him, and then they saw Bruce grabbing his hair and not moving.

"What are you doing? Why are you grabbing your hair?" Jason frowned.

Moreover, Jason always feels that Bruce's expression is very strange now, as if he knows something he doesn't want to know, it's as complicated as it is, with a faint sadness, and it seems to have sympathy and pity.

Jason shook his head. He felt that he might have misread it. How could Bruce suddenly have so many complicated emotions in an instant.

The corners of Bruce's mouth twitched faintly. He kept his movements and didn't dare to move. He asked stiffly word by word: "My hair volume... er, it's your Bruce, his hair volume ...how do you usually look?"

Because of Bruce's weird question, Jason's expression was dumbfounded.

After looking at Bruce with a blank expression for a few seconds, Jason put up a thumb and compared the direction of the top of Bruce's head with his thumb, and asked in surprise: "Why do you ask this suddenly? They are all the same person, although they are from different parallel worlds. Okay, but don’t you know yourself? Your family doesn’t have the baldness gene either.”

The Wayne family can be called the king of hair volume.

When Dick was nervous about losing his hair when he was young, even Bruce, who had been in middle age and stayed up late for many years, was not worried about his hair volume.

Although Bruce is no longer the king of hair volume because of staying up late, but!He is still a hair volume prince!

"Is...is that so?" Bruce didn't know what to say for a while, he moved his hand slightly, trying to arrange the 'wig' on his head.

Bruce felt that this might be Bruce's little private secret, it was better for him not to reveal it, and then he let go of his hand carefully.

But maybe it's because the 'wig' has been pulled crookedly by him, and it can't be straightened quietly.

So, after Bruce let go of his hand, the hair on his head obviously slipped! !slip!move!up!

The 'wig' slid down to one side along the top of Bruce's head, and in Bruce's bewilderment, the 'wig' fell along his cheeks and landed on the hand he raised to catch the wig in time.

And the shape is still very stable, like a few catties of hairspray, even a little hard.

Bruce held the 'wig' with a dead expression, like a robot stuck in oil, his neck stuck and looked at Jason.

But Jason didn't change his face.

Jason looked at Bruce very habitually: "What are you doing with your hair off? Wear it well, has it been a long time on your side? Have you fallen in love with the bald look??" Jason said disgusted.

"The me in this world, no, Bruce... is already bald?" Because of Jason's normal reaction, Bruce also calmed down. He tried his best to change his expression back to a calm one, and asked very cautiously. Jason.

Jason was even more puzzled: "You took off your hair, of course you're bald now."

What kind of idiot question is this, you don’t know if you have hair on your head now?Jason looked at Bruce with wise eyes, and Albert looked at Bruce with the same and more mocking eyes.

But after watching Bruce's bewildered expression for a few seconds, Jason suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

He clapped his hands: "Ah! I know!"

Jason can be said to have a sudden realization and said: "So that's the case! I said why do people over there have to use a comb every time after taking off the headgear to change back to the normal hairstyle. It turns out that your hair is fixed!"

After Jason finished speaking, he patted his hair casually, and then pulled it casually. With a sound of "Bo!", Jason also pulled out his own hair...Pull!Lose! !up! ! !

Bruce's pupils trembled, his expression cracked, and he petrified instantly, only a few seconds away from being weathered.

Jason didn't care, holding the stubborn 'wig' casually, with a bald head, shaking the 'wig' casually in his hand.

"Hey." Jason motioned Bruce to look at the 'wig' in his hand, "This is real hair, although it can be pulled off, but everyone here is like this, don't you think it's very convenient?"

"Convenience???" Bruce went back step by step from weathering-petrorification-stiffness like turning back time.

"Yeah~" Jason smiled and took out a blond wig that was much larger than the pocket, and put it on his head smoothly after a "boo".

Jason shook his head very chicly, Bruce with a slanted expressionless face: "Cool (*^▽^*)"

Bruce was expressionless, and gave Jason a face-saving applause: "You're so cool, you're so awesome, ha, ha, ha."

"Hahahahaha!!!" Jason smiled proudly and "Boom!" He took off his golden hairstyle, took out a red one and put it on.

After that, Bruce watched helplessly as Jason took out several hairstyles from his pocket and put them on one by one. There was a "boo!" followed by a "boo!" "Boom!"

Bo's Bruce's mental value is not good, he raised his hand for a while to stop Jason from changing his hairstyle: "I see, it's ok, no need to change it, you are cool, really."

Master Bo, I really understand!

Referring to the arc and gesture of Jason's hairstyle, Bruce tried to put the hairstyle back on the top of his head and swung it left and right, and after a familiar "Boom!", the hair was put on!And instantly become supple and docile! !

Bruce gently touched the familiar hair, it was very soft, and the head was the same as when it was still in his body, with a familiar slight heaviness.

How amazing!The 'wig' that can be taken off immediately becomes real hair after putting it on!

Bruce was shocked, even more shocked than when he found out that the hair could be removed.

He tentatively twisted his hair, and at a certain moment, with a "boo!", the sense of docileness disappeared, and the hair was taken off again, shaken, and put on again!

With Jason's mentally retarded eyes, Bruce tried several times by himself.

Bruce exclaimed, "Oh! Huh?"

Halfway through the exclamation, Bruce turned the call into a questioning tone with his strong self-control. Bruce felt that he might have changed his body, and he was definitely influenced by Bruce!How could he be so emotional?

"Okay, okay, how old are you, let's go, let's eat."

After watching it for a while, Jason became a little impatient. Bruce, who just stopped him from changing his hairstyle, is now playing on his own, is it okay? !

Jason's little father-in-law couldn't accept it!

Bruce looked at the back of Jason, who was walking heavily.

After a few months, I saw little Jason again. A few months ago, I was moved because my second son was a jerk instead of a sand sculpture... because Todd is Todd!

Once again, it emerged from Bruce's heart!

The author has something to say: distance produces beauty and love, and Bruce is moved by the contrast. He took off his hair and stemmed it from Lego, and there was a bang, which was very funny.

The personalities of the extra characters are somewhat different from those of the main text, the question is that the halo of the Lego world is dazzling.

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