[Zhongyingmei] Is Jason going home today?

"Hey, don't be nervous, we came to you for some things, not to hurt you."

A man named Aziraphale, dressed in white, with a round, benign face, said to Jason.

While saying that he was still waving his hands, indicating that he had no weapons and no intention of attacking.

Jason frowned: "Who would believe you! Tell me, what are you doing here!"

Idiots will believe that these two people have unknown origins, but they came to this unknown island where dinosaurs now live just to meet him! !

And Jason, is he an idiot?Of course not, so he must not believe it!

"Aziraphale, I just said that I don't need to waste time talking to him, he won't believe it."

Wearing sunglasses and wearing a black suit, the man in black who clearly couldn't see his expression but revealed a cool and mean temperament said to Aziraphale.

Aziraphale straightened his back and said solemnly: "Crowley, this is still a child, we must have a kind attitude."

Crowley turned his head, and the vertical eyes behind the sunglasses glanced at Jason, and then said mockingly: "Oh, child? Who is not a child?"

Aziraphale: "But he's a real kid! Well, Crowley, be polite, this is the first official meeting!"

Crowley: "Be polite, I hope politeness will allow you to complete your task without violence." Crowley put his arms around his chest and said coolly.

Looking at the black and white duo in front of him, completely ignoring his problems and ignoring himself, and started chatting on their own, several veins popped up on Jason's forehead.

Oh, this feeling is comparable to when facing the old bat!No one can ignore him like that except the old bat! !

Unable to bear the anger, Jason directly threw the prepared magic cannon ball at the two of them.

"Boom!" was followed by a few light coughs.

"Cough, cough, kid, don't be so rude, we really came to you for something, calm down and listen to us." Aziraphale coughed lightly in the dust, but his voice came out clearly.

Jason ignored him completely, and several magic balls slammed in the direction of their sound.

"Okay!"

When Jason was smashing and smashing wildly, a sarcastic voice suddenly sounded from behind him. Jason's pupils shrank, he turned around quickly, and put his hands forward. A magic circle stood in front of his palm, and the flames were like Roaring out of it like a flying dragon.

However, it attacked the sky.

Jason didn't continue to attack, he released the shadow avatar and himself back to back, and there was also a shadow avatar/avatar standing on the left and right sides, vigilant

"Look, we didn't fight back either, so can you listen to us now?" Aziraphale and Crowley cooperated tacitly.

As soon as Crowley flashed behind Jason and showed his abilities, Aziraphale over there tried to communicate with Jason with the same friendliness as before.

Jason looked at them, raised his eyebrows, and stopped his offensive: "Okay, I want to hear what you can say."

He wasn't very worried. Although the two people in front of him could dodge his attacks, Jason thought it might be because the attack just now was too direct. He didn't believe that the two people could dodge all his attacks.

Jason isn't the kind of person who would give up easily, magic is not enough, don't you have weapons?No weapons, no melee?There is always a way!

Moreover, he had sent a message before, Bizarro was already waiting in the sky, and Timmy was also preparing a long-range weapon not far away.

In battle, opportunities are for those who are prepared!

............

"Tell me, what's the matter with you."

Jason took Aziraphale and Crowley instead of going to the dinosaur's side. Timmy and Bizarro set up a residential area. He took them to another direction, and randomly found one that should have been hit by a dinosaur. After arriving at the tree shape and sitting down, Jason asked them.

Aziraphale found a fallen tree opposite and sat down. Crowley didn't sit down. He leaned against a tree and was looking around idly.

Aziraphale looked at Crowley, and after confirming that he had no intention of speaking first, he took a deep breath: "It's actually like this, you are from a parallel world, right? A few of your little friends still have Those are also people who came to this world recently, you all came from various parallel worlds by accident, some of you went back, some didn't..."

Aziraphale's tone was still questioning at first, but later it has changed into a tone of stating a certain fact.

Jason, still wearing the red hood, remained calm, waiting for Aziraphale to continue.

Aziraphale continued: "Actually, we are angels and demons. We came to you this time under the orders of heaven and hell. Our purpose is to send you back to where you came from."

After speaking, Aziraphale looked at Jason waiting for his answer.

Although Jason's heart sank for a moment because of Aziraphale's words, he still curled his lips in disgust: "Angel? Demon? Do you have any evidence?"

Let's not talk about what they said earlier, angel?demon?How funny?And also has a good temper, talking in a nice voice?Really thought he didn't know what kind of angels and demons Constantine knew?

"Boy, what evidence do you want?"

Because of the order of hell, Crowley, who came to communicate with the 'reason' with Aziraphale in the hope of sending these parallel worlds away, spoke.

Crowley was very upset. Originally, he was resting at home. After all, there are still a few years before the Son of Satan becomes an adult. He originally thought that these few years would be easy and not disturbed by the demons of hell, but it turned out that because of these parallel People of the world, he 'gathered' with those demons again!Crowley is really upset!

"It's not what evidence I want, but what evidence you have." Jason said indifferently.

"Is this enough?" Crowley took off his glasses, revealing his snake-like golden pupils in front of Jason. Crowley stared at Jason as if he was thinking about where to start. Like killing him.

Jason's tone was even more mocking: "Who can't change vertical pupils, you can suddenly appear here, you must have magic? Don't you know that with magic, I can also transform my eyes into vertical pupils?"

Not to mention vertical pupils, Jason can turn into x-eyed eyes in minutes!

Crowley: "...Don't stop me! Aziraphale, don't stop me! I'm going to beat this ungrateful kid hard!"

Aziraphale, who was struggling to control Crowley: "Crowley! Calm down! He's still a child!!"

"What a child, look at his expression!!"

Crowley, who was held by Aziraphale's waist and was just a little bit away from turning into a snake, pointed at Jason, who was full of sarcasm, and said to Aziraphale.

"OK OK......"

A few seconds later, Aziraphale, who was struggling to appease Crowley, walked towards Jason: "You know Constantine, right? He should have heard of our name, if you are worried, you can ask Hit him."

"There is still evidence..." Aziraphale thought for a while, and saw that there were only the three of them around, so he spread out his big white wings, "Is this okay?"

When Jason heard about Constantine, he believed it a little, and dared to ask him to go to Constantine's scumbag to confirm. These two seem to be quite famous.

So, with some belief in it, Jason didn't feel shocked when he saw Aziraphale's big wings stretched out, he just felt... the feathers on that wing seemed to be pretty good.

Jason: 'It seems to be a good decoration for a wand. '

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Under Jason's piercing gaze, Aziraphale silently retracted his wings.

"Okay, do you have any questions?" Aziraphale smiled kindly, ignoring Jason's disappointed look because he had folded his wings.

Jason, who had already thought about 5 or 6 kinds of feather decorations, watched Aziraphale fold his wings and was lost for a while.

Then he asked Aziraphale: "We don't need your help to send it back, do we? If you know that those people came, then you should also know that some people have gone back."

Wayne, Prince, and Kent, and the Teen Titans Five, and Grandpa Batman, and there's no angel or demon to send them back.

Crowley sneered: "You are different from them. We are here this time not so much to send you back, but mainly to send you back."

Jason pointed to himself: "Me?"

How is it that after Shazam and Batman researched the people of parallel time and space and appeared around him for some reason, except for Oswald and Edward who appeared immediately, even angels and demons came up to add to this conclusion?

Aziraphale nodded. "Yes, you were drawn to our world for reasons unknown to both of us, so you are different from everyone else."

"Other people are attracted to you because you are here after you came, but because you are attracted to this world, they will be actively drawn back by their world, but you will not, and you People from one world will not be attracted back, and more people from parallel worlds will be attracted.”

Jason frowned: "My world won't lead me back?"

"The fact that you appear here shows the relationship between your world and our world, so you will be the first to come here, but the specific reason is not clear to the two of us, and we only received the order two days ago To send you back," Aziraphale said.

They received the mission strangely two days ago. Although they saw these people from the parallel world in Jurassic Park a week or two ago, they didn't care about it because there was no mission.

"Then how are you going to send us back?" Jason asked curiously.

"Eh..." Aziraphale was speechless, "Then what, we just came to communicate with you first, our boss hasn't worked out the specific plan yet."

"Cut." Jason dismissed.

"We heard you all!" Aziraphale was unhappy.

Jason cut again: "Just for you to hear!"

I thought it was a matter of urgency, but in the end I just talked about it first, without even a plan?Then what are you doing here so early?

Aziraphale panicked: "Just to avoid the time-consuming communication, so the boss asked us to come here immediately, so we just... came here."

Aziraphale is innocent too!Like Crowley, he was very happy to see his bookstore, but he was suddenly ordered to put it on the shelves.

"Hmph!" Jason turned his head away from the angel.

"Hey, when are you going to let your little friends out?" Crowley, who had been silent just now, said to Jason, not wanting to see Aziraphale being bullied by humans like this.

The two of them had already noticed the two people in the sky and the forest, but they didn't say anything.

Jason glanced at him and called Bizarro and Timmy over, who had also changed into their uniforms.

After Timmy came over, Jason patted him on the shoulder trustingly, and gave him a fist with the other hand: "Come on!"

Timmy, you're a pro, go for it!Find out more things from angels and demons!

Timmy, who heard everything through the monitor, nodded firmly, and then, facing Jason's trusting eyes, he walked towards the angel who looked a little silly and sweet.

Timmy: Tell me what you know!

The author has something to say: Aziraphale and Crowley will suddenly get the task because heaven and hell have received instructions from the consciousness of the big world. In fact, the two sides didn't want to care about it, but...

~Small Theater~

World Consciousness: You go and send them back.

Heaven and hell: don't care!

World Consciousness: You don’t care, I’ll find 100 Constantines! !

Heaven and Hell: Boss!Here we go!go!Quickly send the task to go!