[Zhongyingmei] Is Jason going home today?

"Jason...Jason! Jason!!!"

Bruce changed from a normal voice to a slightly angry voice and then evolved into Batman's voice, changing his tone several times before calling Jason's name.

Jason completely ignored him and persistently sprinkled salt. In the blink of an eye, the ground around him turned white, not to mention the dining table next to him. The baked lobster with cheese was almost turning into a baked lobster with salt. His Her hair was also turning from black to gray.

Jason: Focus on spreading salt for 19 years, Sasasa!

Brucey trembled slightly, clenched his fists, and roared, "Jason! That's enough, stop making trouble!!"

Jason was stunned by the yelling, but he reacted immediately. He pretended to be disdainful and threw the empty bag at Brucey. Brucey avoided the bag, and Batman stared at him with disapproving eyes. to Jason.

Jason just sneered.

"Oh, don't think you can fool me, Mr. Jason, by pretending like this! Although the old man has a dark heart, doesn't care what he does, and is sometimes a bit stupid, but! No matter how stupid he is, he won't be like you Same! Idiot!!"

Jason raised his head proudly and complained a lot.

Brucey's face turned black, he shook his head to shake off the salt, and looked like 'I'm right!I am the coolest!I'm so handsome! 'Jason, who looks like he is teaching this unfilial son who complained about his old father to his face.

But Brucey held back, he took a deep breath, and tried to hold up a barely 'kind' smile: "Again, I am not enchanted, nor possessed by evil spirits, nor demons!"

Brucey denied it three times in a row, perfectly interrupting the three reasons Jason wanted to say, and denied it first.

Forcibly be kind to Bruce: "Although I don't know why you reacted so exaggeratedly, it's just a personal preference, just like Jason, you like wearing a red barrel!"

Brucey gave Jason a sneaky smack.

He had long been displeased with that red bucket. Leaving aside the fact that the red hood was a code name used by clowns before, Jason actually really likes that red bucket?What a black headgear!

"What's wrong with the red barrel! Ahh, that's not the red barrel, that's the red hood, you with cat ears still dislike my helmet? Are you kidding me?" Jason couldn't believe it.

Then he took out another bag of salt from nowhere, grabbed another handful of salt and sprinkled it on Brucey's head in displeasure.

Jason: "And hobbies? Batman's hobbies are playing rock music, putting colored lights on his car, singing rap and stepping on enemies? Do you believe this?"

"Do you think they believe it?" Jason asked Bruce to look at the melon-eating crowd next to him.

The melon eaters 12345 shook their heads subconsciously, and then turned their eyes away from Brucey's grief-stricken eyes.

Don't look at me, I really don't believe it.

In fact, Jason's main shock was that Batman sang rap, and seriously, according to Wayne's family, shouldn't Batman sing drama on the spot?

Although it is estimated that everyone will be more petrified, it is estimated that the stone can be cracked...

After receiving Timmy's message, Jason also used magic to look back. When he saw the little Batman happily singing and dancing to beat the enemy, at that moment, Jason was struck by lightning.

But there was another one who was struck by lightning harder than he seemed, and that was... Todd.

Todd's mentality has reached the point where Jason asked him if he wanted to come with him before he came, and he refused to break down.

If this kind of thing that can stimulate Batman is usually encountered, Todd would have been the first to rush forward, so this is also a perfect proof of how much mental shock this incident has brought to Todd.

The shock was so great that Todd needed to hug Ace and pet the dog to calm down! !

"Anyway, I'm fine. Besides, I wrote that song myself. Don't you all ask about the content of the lyrics?" Brucey said to them with a little bit of unhappiness and aggrieved thoughts of wanting to be praised. .

This is the lyrics he wrote very seriously before, how it suits him, how well it fits him, you all only pay attention to my singing rap, don't you pay attention to my inner voice?

Jason's expression distorted all of a sudden: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!!!"

Jason turned around: "You wait, I will bring someone to exorcise you next time, and I will definitely cure you!"

slip~

Bruce looked at the people around who didn't appreciate his words, and went back to the room to clean up the salt in annoyance.

The others looked at each other and ate in silence.

"Pfft~"

——I don’t know who laughed out loud.

............

Jason rushed back to Todd's safe house.

He sat on the sofa and smoothed his chest to relieve his breath, and stroked Albert who was lying on the sofa in a daze.

"call......"

Albert looked at Jason and yelled, "Wow?"

"Little Jason, you're back." Roy came out with a basin and a towel and said to Jason.

"Ah."

Roy looked at Jason, who had nothing in his eyes: "Why do you react like this?"

"Ah? It's nothing, don't ask..." Jason's expression was indescribable.

Then he asked Roy, "What are you doing?"

Roy glanced at the water basin: "Well, Jason checked the news and exploded directly, and then maybe he was too emotional? So he went to rest because of a headache, and I got him a basin of ice water to calm down hahahaha Ha ha?"

Roy said with a smile.

Although it's a good friend, it's not very good to say that, but when Todd saw the news video and pictures just now, his expression became more and more distorted and shattered. To be honest, it really made Roy feel funny when he thought about it.

It's rare for Todd to be so agitated by anything other than anger now, and it's rare.

Little Jason understood: "Oh, then you go, I will take Ace and Albert to New York later, I don't think I will come back to Gotham for the time being." I really can't bear it.

"Okay, but do you want to keep Ace here first? Jason can calm down by stroking Ace's hair now, puff~" Todd's close friend Roy thought of something and said to little Jason.

Tao Deshun Ace Mao Shun's Ace is about to blow up, and he didn't forget to hug Ace to continue stroking when he went back to the room to rest just now.

Roy, who now lives under the same roof as Todd, feels that for the safety of his own life, if he can keep Ace, he should keep Ace first. In addition to making Todd calm down, it should also ease the situation. Todd's wrath, right?

This way I won't be angered ~ planning to pass ~

— Roy thought secretly.

Little Jason said indifferently: "I don't care, it depends on what Ace thinks, if he wants to stay, he can stay."

"OK." Roy said OK, and then took the water basin to Todd who was about to explode because of all kinds of thoughts.

A minute later, when he came out, Ace came out with him.

Jason asked Ace, "So Ace, are you going to stay or go to New York with me?"

Ace: "Wow wow!"

Jason: "Well, I'll take Albert with me."

Ace: "Wow!"

Jason said calmly, "Okay, don't worry."

Ace: "Aww!"

Jason: "Okay, then I'm leaving."

After talking to Ace, Jason said goodbye to Roy and left by magic.

Only Roy, who was almost stunned by the pleasant conversation, was left behind. He frowned slightly and looked at Ace with a serious expression for a few seconds.

Roy: "Did you say something?"

Ace's disgusted face: "Wow!"

Roy: "...I don't understand, so how did you talk to me just now?"

He felt very puzzled, he couldn't understand what Ace said, so how did little Jason talk to Ace and say goodbye? ? ?

Ace gave Roy a disgusted look, then walked back to Todd's room with long legs, and continued to comfort Todd, who was greatly stimulated, even more stimulated than a fight with Batman.

Roy was still in place, propping his chin with one hand, in a contemplative state: Today's confusion series.

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A day later, the Avengers Building in New York.

Pietro asked suspiciously: "So, Jason, are you so shocked by Batman that you don't have the mood to do other things?"

Ever since he left suddenly that day, and came back suddenly a day later, Jason has been wilting. It wasn't until Pietro just learned from Jason that the reason he was so sad was because of Batman.

But this made Pietro very confused. Shouldn't Jason dislike Batman and hate him?So why is he so affected by Batman's strangeness?

Jason said sullenly, "Yes."

Jason hasn't been in the mood to pretend to be an innocent kid for the past two days... His father is so stupid! He doesn't even have the confidence to pretend to be a cute kid!Tired of thinking about magic!

Jason, who still refuses to admit that it is the preference of cool Batman, is still working hard to restore the magic of little Batman to normal, super hard work!

"Batman is also your enemy, or someone you hate??" Pietro first said the enemy, but he felt that the enemy was a bit incorrect. Batman could only say that it was the reason, so he changed it to someone he hated.

"Shouldn't you be happy when he is unlucky?" Pietro thought about when he hated Iron Man before, and every time he saw Iron Man being unlucky, he and Wanda were very happy.

Jason glared at Pietro: "He turned into that stupid look, so what happened to me who was tricked by him?"

Although he is no longer the disguised appearance of a good boy, Jason still remembers his current identity and persona, and speaks words that still fit the setting.

Pietro rolled his eyes: "It's true, so I feel that I am also being weirded hahaha!!"

Jason: Red Hood's stare! !

Pietro glanced to the side: "Hahaha, that's it, I'll go over there first to see if there is anything I need help with, hahahaha!!"

"Hmph!" Jason pouted, and continued to turn on the depressed mode.

After being irritable for a while, Jason stood up: "I don't want to! I'll talk about it when I see Shazam later!"

"Go, Albert! Teach you magic!" Jason picked up Albert and lifted him up.

Albert stretched his short legs in mid-air in confusion, his blue eyes were full of confusion from being awakened from sleep.

"Ow?"

"I didn't have a chance before. Anyway, I'm fine now. Let's start teaching you magic. You have to work hard and become my good assistant as soon as possible, understand?" Jason put Albert down a little, looked at him with a serious face and said .

"Aww?!!!" Albert called out hastily.

I am still a child!

Jason had a serious face: "You are not young, it's time to improve, your magic talent is good, you have to study hard, do you hear me?"

Albert stopped barking, and he waved his four claws to get out of Jason's clutches, but it was useless.

Jason held the small, expressive dog in his arms. Albert, with a face full of rejection, took him back to the house and began to give him rigorous magical training.

Jason: 'Teaching a dog to make me forget about bat shadows! ! '

Albert: 'Awwow! ! ! 'The dog was just in the wrong place!

A few days after Jason had been obsessed with teaching dogs magic, Todd had recovered from the shock and was fighting the big Batman at night in Gotham a few days later.

On this day, Jason was still hating his teaching Albert who was always asleep.

Suddenly Pietro and Peter came running to him with a stack of tickets.

Pietro called him: "Jason! Stop practicing, go out and relax!!"

Peter also said excitedly: "Mr. Stark bought a lot of tickets, let's go to the zoo and see dinosaurs!"

Jason stopped teaching, and he and Albert, who got up instantly when he didn't learn magic, looked at each other with question marks on their faces.

???

What the hell?Dinosaur? ? What? ? ?

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Jason: I don't listen, I don't listen!

Todd: My skull hurts when I put an ice towel on my head.

Albert: So what am I doing wrong?

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