After being reborn for the shadow emperor, he tore the script of abuse by hand

After coaxing the runaway teacher Deni with emoticons, Pei Yunjiu finally pushed the task forward.

Yu Weiyang: "Next."

Pei Yunjiu scrolled down, the next one was Jiang Xinghe.

Seeing the name, the bullet screen burst into excitement, and the audience who knew Jiang Xinghe began to popularize science on the spot.

[Jiang Xinghe?Very familiar name]

【Xinghe Cubs!The actor who played the swordsman in the sequel of the prosperity]

[I remember him, he is obviously good-looking and good-looking, but his explosive acting skills are very strong. He had a fighting scene before, which is amazing! 】

[Xinghe also has a role in Blind Moon, the younger brother of the little blind man. When I saw it, I wanted to strangle him to death. When I returned to reality, I saw his photo and instantly turned into a cutie.]

[Quack quack quack, who would have thought that our good cubs would act in martial arts movies every day]

[Accept Amway! 】

【…】

Yu Weiyang and Jiang Xinghe have collaborated on a program, and they have a good relationship.

She asked curiously, "Are you and Xinghe chatting every day?"

The chat with Jiang Xinghe was a bit private. Pei Yunjiu put the phone upside down on the table, and the director naturally understood what he meant. He took the cameraman back a step, and left room for the host to gossip with the guests on the screen.

After the camera left, Pei Yunjiu turned on his mobile phone, and while sending a message to Jiang Xinghe, he replied: "It's not every day... Xinghe Best is thinking about the kalimba. When Yan Qing and I came back from our trip, we saw someone playing Playing the kalimba, so I made a video of him."

"So that's how it is." Yu Weiyang acted as if suddenly realized, and asked again, "How is it, is there any reply?"

Pei Yunjiu bowed her head and replied to the message, "Yes."

After asking, he turned over the phone, turned the screen to the camera, and said with a smile: "Xinghe is waiting at the airport, so it happens to be free."

Yu Weiyang: "Can you let him connect to the voice?"

Pei Yunjiu nodded, "Yes."

He made a voice call to Jiang Xinghe.

After connecting, a gentle and juvenile voice rang on the other end of the phone: "Brother Pei, good afternoon."

"Good noon." Pei Yunjiu asked with a smile, "Are you bored waiting for the plane, come and fight the landlord with me, shall we form a team?"

Jiang Xinghe laughed shyly: "Okay——"

"No, you are not afraid of losing all the leaves when you team up with him."

A lazy voice interjected from the air, with a little disgust, "That guy Yan Qing is not afraid of his non-chief aura."

Pei Yunjiu: "..."

Pei Yunjiu smiled.

The later voice is so recognizable that anyone who is used to Ning Xike's music can distinguish it.

Everyone widened their eyes and turned up their voices, thinking that they had misheard, and then they heard Pei Yunjiu start to fight with that person.

Pei Yunjiu: "You are also a non-chief yourself, so you have the nerve to talk?"

Ning Xike: "I was unlucky at that time, you are really a non-chief!"

Pei Yunjiu: "Ning Xike Dafei Chief."

Ning Xike: "Pei Yunjiu is peerless and not possessed by a chieftain!"

"Oh, single dog, you don't want to go alone, I have strict protection."

"Brother Ning, Brother Pei—stop arguing."

"Yan Qing is on a business trip, you are undoubtedly a non-chief now!"

Jiang Xinghe: "..."

Elementary school chickens quarrel with stone hammers.

The audience and staff in the anchor room were dumbfounded.

Jiang Xinghe simply turned off the voice call, looking at the person sitting next to him eating instant noodles with his legs crossed, he couldn't say a word.

Ning Xike looked at the live video in front of him and hummed, "I'll definitely beat him next time!"

Jiang Xinghe: "...Chicken quarrel hot search warning in elementary school."

Ning Xike put down the fork, hooked his fingers at him, his peachy eyes were alluring: "Who do you think brother and that guy are?"

Jiang Xinghe glanced at him, clicked on Pei Yunjiu's invitation to Landlord Fighting, and said faintly: "Don't you know after just one match?"

Ning Xike's eyes lit up, and he took out Pei Yunjiu's cell phone to send him a message.

Pei Yunjiu was still heading to the next chat box, and before he could make a move, Ning Xike's news came.

"Ning Xike: I'm the first one in your chat box right now, right? Come here and invite me!"

Pei Yunjiu who saw the news: "..."

He long pressed the chat box to delete this message, but was stopped by Yu Weiyang: "Guests have to follow the rules~"

She waved an index finger in front of her eyes.

Pei Yunjiu rolled her eyes, and simply pulled Ning Xike into the team list.

2v2 Doudizhu, the team is alive.

Pei Yunjiu originally wanted to pull the little Ouhuang Jiang Xinghe into his team, but was a step too late.

Ning Xike said triumphantly: "Come and decide the outcome!"

Deni opened the mic: "How is it considered a punishment? Will we be punished if our points are deducted?"

Yu Weiyang replied: "You are guests, guests will not be punished, but Yunjiu points must be punished. Oh yes, please turn off the live broadcast with Xinghe, you can't cheat and watch the screen~"

Ning Xike was very active: "Shut it up, hurry up, start."

Pei Yunjiu nodded sullenly.

His and Deni's cards were played on the big screen.

The total number of cards in Doudizhu 2v2 is two cards. The first hand plays the card, and the second hand can discard one card.The four players play cards in clockwise order, and whichever team finishes playing cards first, the team wins.

This kind of 2v2 puts more emphasis on cooperation. Even if you draw a bad hand, as long as you cooperate in place, you may win.

Therefore, after seeing Pei Yunjiu draw a horrible hand, Yun Duo and others could still be blindly confident until——

"Pei Yunjiu: 3."

"Denny: 10."

"Ning Xike: Yes."

"Jiang Xinghe: 2."

Pei Yunjiu was full of loose cards and small cards, and there were no bombs. Deni had a three king bomb in his hand. After seeing the 2, the two shouted directly.

"Ning Xike: Yes (laughs)"

"Jiang Xinghe: The 789's aircraft belt is 3 vs 4 vs 5."

Deni and Pei Yunjiu: "...Yes."

"Jiang Xinghe: A pair of kings."

Deni stood up: "A pair of 2."

"Jiang Xinghe: 5 Aces, bomb."

"Ning Xike: It's over!"

Yu Weiyang announced: "In the first round, the Ningo Xinghe team won!"

Pei Yunjiu who played a card at the beginning:?

Yun Duo, who are forced to be confident: ...after all, they paid by mistake.

Pei Yunjiu had the most cards in his hand, and his points reached -20 in the blink of an eye. He exited the round with a blank expression.

Ning Xike kept laughing, and Deni couldn't help complaining: "Is this the difference between the African chief and the European emperor?!"

Pei Yunjiu sent Jiang Xinghe a crying emoji, and made Jiang Xinghe cry into his team. Then, under Ning Xike's stare, he started the next game contentedly.

"Ning Xike: You give up! Fei Chief Pei!"

"Pei Yunjiu: Shut up!"

In the second game, Jiang Xinghe's cards were very smooth, even better than the previous game, the kind that could be finished directly, but they were the second players...

Pei Yunjiu looked at the cards like 334556889 in his hand, and then at the cards that Jiang Xinghe couldn't find a chance to play, and fell silent.

In the second round, Denis played a pair of kings, four 2s and four As, and simply blasted a landlord's spring. Jiang Xinghe held a good hand to no avail, and Pei Yunjiu didn't play a single card.

Deni's points returned to positive numbers, Ning Xike won, Jiang Xinghe's points returned to zero, and Pei Yunjiu continued to lose points.

Pei Yunjiu was silent.

Jiang Xinghe said angrily: "Sorry, I didn't find a chance to play my cards."

Ning Xike gloated at the side: "I said you can't take him, come back and take me!"

Deni: "I don't want to team up with Yunjiu!"

Jiang Xinghe was dragged into his own team by them, and abruptly opened the 2v2 room to 3v3.

Pei Yunjiu was alone, looking at Yu Weiyang quietly.

The barrage was already full of laughter, and the clouds said one after another: Don't play, if you continue to play, you will lose your fortune!

At this moment, Yan Qing, who probably just got off the plane, sent back a message: "Okay, the senior invited me."

Looking at the sudden news, Pei Yunjiu's eyes lit up, staring at Yu Weiyang: "Are you coming to 3v3?"

There is also a 3v3 mode in Doudizhu, which is different from the 2v2 rule where whoever runs first wins, and it is calculated by points.

The first one to run out of cards will get 7 points, No.2 will get 5 points, No.3 will get 4 points, No.4 will get 3 points, No.5 will get 2 points, the one with more points will win.

Yu Weiyang: "It is possible, but—"

"Those three are not willing to form a team with me, you can't fight 2V2 even if you think about it." Pei Yunjiu interrupted her, "Hurry up, I'm waiting to pull people!"

The corners of Yu Weiyang's mouth twitched as he watched Pei Yunjiu quickly tap the screen, and directly invited two people in.

One remark is Yan Qing, and the other remark is Master Mushang.

In the chat box in the room, 'Master Mushang' typed a question mark.

"My lord: Aren't you working? Still thinking about fighting the landlord?"

"Pei Yunjiu: record the show."

"My lord: OK."

Seeing the words "Master Mushang", the barrage immediately became amused.

As Pei Yunjiu's fans, this was the first time they heard about his mother.

After Yan Qing entered the room, he greeted her in a circle, and then kept quiet.

While coping with the comments, Pei Yunjiu complained to Yan Qing and Pei Yin: "Teacher Tony and Brother Ning bullied me!"

Pei Yin turned on the mic slowly: "Who made you so wrong, there is no help."

Ning Xike reconsidered: "Auntie is right."

Pei Yunjiu: "Oh."

Yan Qing didn't say a word, just threw two tomatoes at Deni and Ning Xike.

These two tomatoes sparked a big battle, Yan Qing smashed Deni and Ning Xike;

Deni and Ning Xike teamed up to smash Pei Yunjiu, and Pei Yunjiu and Yan Qing smashed it back together.

In just a few seconds, half of the phone screen turned into red tomato juice, leaving everyone dumbfounded.

Jiang Xinghe stopped him weakly.

Pei Yin endured it, and asked with a smile, "Have you lost enough? Do you want me to add another rotten egg to you?"

The screen that had been in chaos just now returned to calm in an instant.

Pei Yunjiu: "Huh, 3V3, right? Come on, let's start a game and see the rules."

Pei Yin smiled: "Go ahead, I'm still in a hurry, and I'll be offline when I arrive at the company."

[Fuck, I love Yujieyin! 】

【He is cowardly, he is cowardly hahahahahaha】

[It can be seen from this that the mother is the most talented person]

【Brother Pei's mother seems to be showing up for the first time? 】

[I always feel that this voice is so familiar...]

[My mother is mighty, she shocked four people with one sentence, let alone Yan Qing, but also suppressed Ning Xike, a cow criticism]

[In front, do you feel that you have heard the voice of your mother somewhere?Me too!Very familiar! 】

[There are many people with similar voices, maybe you just misheard it]

【…】

Yu Weiyang watched from the side.

She knew who this mother-in-law was, but Pei Yunjiu and Pei Yin didn't say anything, and she couldn't bring it up, so she followed their wishes and started the third round.

Pei Yunjiu's score was too poor, so Yan Qing switched places with him, leading the battle by himself, and Pei Yin came to finish.

The points of 3v3 are very characteristic. If one side runs two people first and takes No.1 and No.2, the points will reach 12, which will be higher than the sum of all the next few players. It is a game that is sure to win and not lose.

Pei Yunjiu, Yan Qing, and Pei Yin entered a voice room to discuss tactics.

Pei Yin said simply: "Xiao Qing and I are here, you go to watch the play."

Pei Yunjiu: "...Are you my real mother?"

Pei Yin: "You've got to make me wonder if you're my son. Shut down the microphone. I'll chat with Xiao Qing. Xiao Qing turns on the microphone."

Yan Qing: "Well, it's open."

Pei Yunjiu: .

[Okay, it's not my own, the identification is complete]

【Prosperous and fiery in a trance】

[Is this the water thrown by the married son?Is the son-in-law the real son? 】

[Laughing, Brother Pei's family status is worrying]

[Hey, hey, the cards are dealt]

[Fuck, bring two planes to Wang Liu 2A? 】

【I believe it, Yan Qing is my own】

[Ouhuang is passed down in the same line, and non-chieftains are variations. 】

[Look at the cards of Yan Qing and Master Mushang, my Brother Pei is too horrible to look at]

【hhhhh Brother Pei can still make a straight, it's not as bad as before】

Pei Yunjiu looked at the cards in his hand, then at the cards of his two teammates, and fell silent for the third time today.

After living for so long, he was finally forced to believe that he was possessed by a non-chief.

Pei Yunjiu let out a long sigh and was forced to lie down with the two European emperors.

Yu Weiyang held back her crow's feet from laughing, she handed the microphone to Pei Yunjiu's mouth and asked: "What do you think about your own luck?"

Pei Yunjiu threw out the only straight, glanced at her, and said slowly: "I don't, but my boyfriend Ou is fine, I don't have any ideas."

Yu Weiyang: "...the bullies here are all singles, right?"

Pei Yunjiu lay down and collected points, snorted and said, "Let you bully me first."

Yu Weiyang decisively put away the microphone, not asking for trouble.

Now it's the off-court break time, and the three of Ning Xike also heard his words, and collectively threw rotten eggs at him.

There was someone whispering on Pei Yin's side. She turned off the mic and turned it on again when the fourth round started.

Taking advantage of the preparation time, Pei Yin asked, "Yun Jiu, when is your next play? I just designed a priest's dress and sent it to you?"

Pei Yunjiu was used to Pei Yin designing the character's clothes in advance, and said with a smile, "It's all fine, but it seems that the role has changed. I don't necessarily play the role of a priest."

Pei Yin gave a soft 'ah', and said calmly: "That's fine, I'll take some time to play other roles, do you want Xiao Qing to do a set? You can wear it at home and play."

Yan Qing hesitated: "Will it be troublesome?"

Pei Yin said casually: "No, I'm just doing it for fun, so it won't take long."

Yan Qing: "Okay, thank you Mom."

The three of you talked to each other, and unintentionally, a lot of news broke out, causing the barrage to fly wildly.

【playing what?RPG? 】

[My brother's next movie will start?Why is there no wind at all! 】

[Fuck, my lord is so good at it]

[Is your mother a designer? 】

【The pastor...sounds like a foreign movie】

[Mother, are you out of the surrounding area?We also want to playplay woo woo woo]

[There was a gossip before that Pei Yunjiu took a role in a foreign science fiction film, really? 】

[Looking forward to the new movie! 】

[My mother's voice is really getting more and more familiar, isn't it a famous designer?Wait until I look through my watchlist. 】

【…】

Pei Yin was going to a coastal city to discuss cooperation today, and there was a traffic jam on the road, so he had time to come here to fight the landlord with Pei Yunjiu.

After passing the traffic lights, Pei Yin finished the sixth game of Doudizhu, stretched his waist and said, "It's not easy, I finally got your points back."

As she spoke, the speed of the car slowed down, and the driver said respectfully in front: "Boss Pei, we're here."

Pei Yin responded, "Okay."

Hearing the voice, Pei Yunjiu canceled the preparations for Fighting the Landlord, and said: "Rest well, remember to eat, don't think about designing day and night."

Pei Yin responded impatiently: "Understood, you guys are playing, I'm leaving."

Pei Yin exited the room. Before exiting, a vague voice came from Pei Yunjiu's phone: "Ms. Pei Yin, welcome."

The audience was startled, and asked cautiously:

[I think I heard 'Pei Yin'? 】

【Looks like I'm not the only one who heard it...】

[Is it really Pei Yin?Designer Pei Yin? 】

[I said why is it so familiar!I listened to teacher Pei Yin's speech as hypnosis before 2333]

[Pei Yunjiu's mother is Teacher Pei Yin?My dimension wall is broken. 】

[Dimensional wall broken +1]

[Dimensional wall broken + ID number! 】

[Excellent people and even children are excellent, I believe in QAQ]

【…】

Yu Weiyang looked at the barrage, and couldn't help but start counting how many hits there were in today's variety show.

After Pei Yin quit, Ning Xike and Jiang Xinghe's flight arrived, Yan Qing was about to arrive at the company, and there was no time to fight the landlord, so the three of them said hello and left the room.

Denis lazily said, "Have you finished the fight yet? I'll go get sponsorship for you after the fight."

Yu Weiyang looked at Pei Yunjiu's points which had returned to positive numbers and felt dull, bewitched: "Otherwise, would you bring another person over here? Gather three people to fight the landlord."

"No, I refuse." Pei Yunjiu dismissed the room decisively, pointed to the time, and said with a smile: "Today's interview time is almost over, don't you plan to ask any more questions?"

Yu Weiyang was immediately disappointed. Under the direction of the director, she rolled up her sleeves and grabbed the manuscript, and started asking questions in the last 10 minutes.

……

That afternoon, "The Home Visit Is Here!" "'s variety show-related hot searches went up seven in one go.

Including but not limited to: #贝云九自活恋爱过通#

#Pei Yunjiu's mother is Pei Yin#

#Pei Yunjiu, Yan Qingduhoneymoon#

#Yan Qing, Walking Emoticon Package Library#

#Pei Yunjiu, Ning Xike Quarrel#

#Yan Qing wastes food#

……

The last microphone that wasted food was purely a meme. Netizens picked up the replay and said that Yan Qing wasted 113 tomatoes and 15 rotten eggs, which should not have been done.

Pei Yunjiu almost burst out laughing when she saw the last related hot search.

Yan Qing only saw these microblogs after returning home that night. Pei Yunjiu laughed happily at the side. He tidied himself up in silence, carried Pei Yunjiu to bed, and didn't give up until he was ashamed as a tomato.

The next day, Yan Qing got up early and rushed to the company. Pei Yunjiu was lying on her stomach at home, her whole body was sore and limp.

Bored and bored, he was invited by fans who regretted that he was not tricked by the variety show, and started a live broadcast for lunch.

When Pei Yunjiu stepped on the floor, he still felt sore and swollen in his waist. After beating Yan Qing violently in his heart, he raised his smiling face and broadcast live to his fans.

"It's 11pm and normally, if I'm not busy, I'll make lunch, and if I'm busy, I'll order takeaway."

"Ask Yan Qing? Yan Qing is very busy every day. He didn't come back until around eleven o'clock last night. He got up for a run at six or seven this morning, and then went to work."

"Running... Yan Qing looks like he ran ten or twenty kilometers at a time? Anyway, I followed him once and almost died."

"The cloud who said I was weak stood up, and I promise not to kill you."

Pei Yunjiu put one hand on her hip, and slammed a kitchen knife on the cutting board in the other hand, smiling warmly, "Who posted that barrage just now? Quick, stand up obediently."

Barrage: [嘿嘤嘤咱]

Pei Yunjiu snorted and pulled out the kitchen knife, washed an onion, and struggled for a while, "Say, how do you make this onion so that it doesn't irritate your eyes?"

[Let Yan Qing come! 】

Pei Yunjiu glanced at the phone and said, "Seriously."

【Soak the onion in cold water for a while? 】

[Put a chopstick horizontally in your mouth and bite it, the personal test is effective. 】

[Du Niang said: Wear sunglasses]

Pei Yunjiu held the chopsticks and thought for a while, "If I bite the chopsticks, my emoji will fly around again..."

He dropped the onion into the water and began to sharpen the knife.

[I always feel that he is sharpening his knife at us]

【Brother Pei holds a grudge, have you forgotten?】

【shivering】

【Stone hammer from shame into anger】

"You've become angry from embarrassment." Pei Yunjiu muttered as he picked up the onion and put it on the cutting board.

He was chatting, and the movements of his hands slowed down, and the effect of soaking in cold water gradually disappeared. After a few cuts, his eyes felt a little irritated.

Garage outside the house.

Yan Qing parked the car, quickened his pace and rushed home.He didn't tell Pei Yunjiu about returning early, he wanted to surprise him.

Turning the lock and walking through the entrance, Yan Qing whispered to the second floor: "Senior, are you up yet?"

Pei Yunjiu was still arguing with Onion in the kitchen, and did not hear Yan Qing's voice.

He was so hot that he rubbed his eyes subconsciously just now. After rubbing, he realized that it was the hand holding the onion. After a second of sluggishness, he immediately realized what it means to have red eyes.

Yan Qing followed the movements in the kitchen, and saw Pei Yunjiu holding a kitchen knife in one hand and hanging in the air with the other, as if he wanted to rub his eyes but didn't want to.

Looking at the red eyes, Yan Qing's black eyes sank: "What's wrong?"

Pei Yunjiu was taken aback by his sudden appearance.

Then most of Yan Qing came over, took the knife from his hand, and asked nervously, "Where did you hurt?"

"No—" Pei Yunjiu remembered that the live broadcast was still on, coughed, and reached out to turn off the live broadcast.As a result, he moved too much for a moment, causing his already sore and swollen waist, and the pain made his eyes even redder.

Yan Qing came to his senses, stretched his arms around his waist, rubbed his fingers gently, and blamed himself: "I went too far last night, is it still hurting behind me? Go and get some medicine, I'll take it next time." lighter."

Pei Yunjiu;!

Barrage:【! 】

At noon that day, Pei Yunjiu blushed when she saw the hot searched ambiguous entry like a rocket, and grabbed Yan Qing's waist cruelly: "It's all your fault!"

Yan Qing kissed Pei Yunjiu's eyes, who didn't know whether it was so hot that they were flushed or ashamed, and smiled softly: "Yes, it's all my fault, let me make amends, okay?"

Pei Yunjiu let go of her fingers, rubbed her waistline that was pinched purple by him, and smiled neither angry nor angry.

Then he was hugged to bed by Yan Qing compromisingly, so that he could cultivate himself.

The author has something to say: there is one last extra copy, which is the brief introduction, see you in the next chapter~