Have you seen my double buff?

It was an unremarkable afternoon. In the unremarkable Canyon of Kings, an unremarkable low-star king qualifying match started.

However, in the stage of recruiting and selecting heroes, it is not so harmonious.

"Is the first floor sick?! Didn't communicate and choose Yao in seconds?!" After seeing the heroes selected on the first floor, the players on the fifth floor lost their minds and couldn't help complaining.

Lu Ling Shou Xin - Yao, is a very "special" assistant in the popular MOBA mobile game "Glory of the King", nicknamed "Princess Yaoyao" by players.Because of her cute looks and easy-to-handle skills, she is very popular among female players.And the interactivity of the ultimate move of possessing is also a must for most couples to score high points.

But everything has two sides. Although Yao has a strong single-target protection skill, but because of its unstable lower limit and the characteristics of "riding on the body" of his ultimate move, many Yao players just find a thigh and squat on their head to protect If the shield is not broken, it will not come down, causing teammates an unpleasant gaming experience, and has been criticized by solo players.

Unfortunately, this is a solo row.

The players who preliminarily selected the shooters on the fifth floor still seemed to be unable to calm down the hatred in their hearts, and they had even begun to complain at the moment.

"My game is a king's promotion match. Is it interesting to do such a thing on the first floor?"

And the culprit of all this, Princess Yaoyao, Fang Sixu, doesn't care about her teammates' dissatisfaction.The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he typed a line confidently.

"What are you afraid of, you can't lose."

"You can't lose if you say you can't lose? I'm convinced, can you hold on to your wild king and don't come solo to harm others!"

Listening to the word "bitch", and looking at his account ID "Yaoyao Super Sweet", Fang Sixu's mouth twitched, feeling that he had been insulted.He quickly clicked on the dialog box and typed another string of words.

"That's boring, isn't it sexist? Do you think female gamers are bastards?"

"Aren't you a bastard on the first floor, Miao Suoyao?!" Seeing Fang Sixu's words, the man seemed to be even angrier, and his voice suddenly rose a bit. "I'm just convinced, I get this kind of bastard every promotion match! Isn't the solo player a human!"

Fang Sixu was also a little annoyed when he listened.Low-star fried fish can meet such chattering people, how can there be fun in frying fish.He slightly clicked on the dialog box, and was about to say something more, but Silou, who chose Baili Xuance as a jungler, spoke first.

"Stop arguing for now, just fight hard. It's personal freedom to choose any hero, and the specific situation depends on the actual combat."

With the jungler adjusting in it, the fifth floor seems to be a little calmer.He paused, gritted his teeth and said viciously:

"If you are cheated on the first floor, even if I have been banned for a month, I will spray you to death today!"

Fang Sixu: "..."

After loading the page, all ten players in a game have reached 100% progress, and the map has entered the Canyon of Kings.With the resounding "Welcome to King of Glory" from the system sister, the game officially begins.

……

"Brother Xu, is the live broadcast going to the top list today?" In an ordinary four-person dormitory, a boy in a black sweater stood on the lower bunk, holding a glass of Coke in his hand, and was about to hand it to Fang Sixu, who was lying dead on the upper bunk.

Fang Sixu took the Coke, took a sip, and said "thank you" to her roommate.Thinking of the question just now again, Fang Sixu logged into the King of Glory account, casually glanced at the peak list, and shook his head slightly.

"I don't want to be on the list today, I want to fry fish."

Listening to Fang Sixu's words, the roommate couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, our national server Ye Wang is going to fry fish in low stars, and he is going to help five unlucky people get rid of Internet addiction."

Fang Sixu, who is a junior this year, has become a loyal player of this game since he accidentally came into contact with Glory of Kings three years ago.And he himself has a little talent in MOBA mobile games, and he reached the glory rank in his first season of playing games.In the season that just came out of the peak game, he also scored a wave of points, and he was also in the top ten of the national peak at his highest point.

And by chance, he also registered an account on the Tiger Shark platform and became a small anchor.Although his live broadcast is all due to fate, he has accumulated some small fans over the past few years.The usual reward income is enough for him to maintain his own life.

As for his favorite hero... yes, not a support, but a jungler.And his representative hero is Baili Xuance who has rushed to the national uniform.

This hero is also a good choice for low-star fried fish.

But today, Fang Sixu didn't want to play with his natal hero.He flipped through his account list, and after swiping across a female account with the ID "Yaoyao Super Sweet", Fang Sixu smiled and clicked on login.

"Hook." Fang Sixu called his roommate in a low voice, "Help me adjust the live broadcast equipment, today I will be Princess Yaoyao."

The man in the sweater called Hook couldn't help but let out a pig cry when he heard the four characters of Princess Yaoyao, and howled in the dormitory.

"Did you hear that! Our wild king is going to play Yaoyao!"

Although he was joking, Hook's subordinates were very agile.He opened the notebook and the camera, fiddled with them quickly, gestured OK to Fang Sixu who was on the upper bunk, and said, "Everything is normal, when will Brother Xu start broadcasting?"

Hook, whose real name is Zhong Kui, sounds the same as Zhong Kui.After going to college, he got the nickname "Hook" because of the average number of Glory of Kings players in the dormitory.He is easy-going and quick in handling affairs, and has always had a good reputation in dormitory 233.And I love to play support, every time the dormitory ranks are opened, 233 will be filled with wailing such as "Hook milk me!" "Hook save me!"

And after Fang Sixu started to try live broadcasting, he was obliged to be Fang Sixu's live broadcast assistant and help him take care of the equipment.At first Fang Sixu felt a little embarrassed, but later he made money from the live broadcast, so he simply gave Zhong Kui a salary.Zhong Kui was also happy with this, but he didn't refuse.

Brothers have to settle accounts clearly, let alone friends.

On the other side, Fang Sixu kept checking the inscription on the low-star trumpet.He carefully clicked on the hero Kaiyao and took a look, so he simply didn't do anything else, and directly charged up some coupons to buy skins, ready to completely pretend to be a cute girl who only knows how to make soft assistants.Looking at the small and cute Princess Yaoyao in front of him, Fang Sixu smiled even more, jumped off the bed, turned on the camera and microphone, and prepared to cast the screen to start playing games.

"Good afternoon, players and friends, I'm Hexu." Fang Sixu smiled slightly at the camera, and the barrage immediately screamed and swiped the screen.

Sisi: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, the male god smiled at me!"

Fat-headed fish: "Ah ah ah ah Xu God is so handsome!"

Xiaorui wants to be the wild king: "Brother Hexu, I love you! My jungler is learned from you, and I'm just waiting for you to start broadcasting! Also, you are so handsome!"

Hit the wild horse xx: "Stop shouting at the sluts above! It's the skill that counts!"

The sissy warmly climbed up to the grandfather: "No, no, this is also called handsome?! Girls are chirping, what's wrong with women's aesthetics now!"

When Fang Sixu saw such a barrage, the corner of Fang Sixu's mouth twitched, and he turned to Zhong Kui and shouted: "Housekeeper! Ban that ID that said my mother! I'm not handsome anymore, if I'm not handsome, Then you probably look like an ancient ape!" This sentence was naturally transmitted to the audience's ears through the microphone intact, and the bullet screen was swiped with "hahaha".

In fact, in all fairness, Fang Sixu's appearance is indeed handsome, otherwise he would not be able to attract so many female fans. With a stature of 1.8 meters and a sunny boyish face, it makes people feel good after seeing it.

Playing wild horse xx: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Sisi: "Xu Xu, don't listen to their nonsense, you are the prettiest, mom loves you!"

The village uniform keeps the promise: "Brothers, I just read the information about Sisi, and his gender is male!"

Brother Wang next door: "What?! Don't want a male mother, don't want a male mother, don't want a male mother!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha."

……

Seeing that the scene was getting hotter, Fang Sixu finally let out a sigh of relief and logged into his account.

"It's rare for us to live broadcast today, and the peak game has not yet started. Taking advantage of this time, I will take you to fry fish with Yaomei's low star." He said, no matter how the barrage exploded, he directly clicked to start the game. With the ID "Yaoyao Super Sweet", he chose his green proficiency Princess Yaoyao on the first floor.

...and thus the quarrels that occurred above.

In short, under the mediation of the jungler, Gongsunli, the shooter on the fifth floor, also chose to turn off the microphone and concentrate on operating.Everything seemed so peaceful at first, until Fang Sixu sent the first head in the middle.

Hearing the passionate voice "firstblood" from the elder sister of the system, Gongsunli, who went down the road to clear the army, couldn't hold back, and turned on the mic again.

"This is the support?! First blood?!"

And Fang Sixu, who lost his first blood, is not very calm at the moment.Just now he made a mistake in his position and handed over his passive, and he was directly dropped by the opponent's central assistant and the passing jungler in a set of bursts, without even moving.

However, the first blood sent by the assistant is insignificant.Apart from the shooter's chatter, there was nothing special about this round.Only gradually, Fang Sixu realized something was wrong.

On the road, he didn't wait for Nakano's support, and was killed by four people on the opposite side jumping over the tower.A Li in the bottom lane was directly dropped by the jungler because he had no vision.Even in the middle, Xiao Qiao squatted on the grass and died.If the jungler Xuan Ce hadn't picked him up, he would have confessed where he was.

Only 6 minutes into the game, the head ratio has reached 0-6.Sagittarius left Mai, cursing and saying: "Six points, I don't want to play anymore." The next second, he directly surrendered.

The so-called six points is the abbreviation of "6-minute surrender".As for why it has to be 6 minutes... because the game design can only initiate surrender after 6 minutes.

But these 6 minutes, for A Li, who is about to fail in the promotion match, it is estimated that seconds are like years.

"Don't vote." A cold male voice came from the chaos of chicken feathers.As if with a calming magic power, all five people on the field came to their senses.Fang Sixu looked up at the upper left corner of the game interface, and found a small microphone flashing under the small portrait of the jungler Xuance.

It was him.

"Don't vote, calm down and listen to my instructions."

"I can, take you to win."