The little fox became popular after being picked up by the actor
Chapter 82 Small Movie
"What should I eat during pregnancy?"
"Three things that expectant mothers need to pay attention to most!"
"Is the baby in your stomach healthy? Just look at this article..."
Yi Lan stared at the tweets on the official account on the screen of her mobile phone, not understanding why she clicked on these things.
But I don't know if it's because of his psychology, he really feels that his stomach is different from usual, as if it's filled with something heavy.
He took a sip of Coke with a heavy heart, and suddenly remembered that the tweet just now seemed to say that pregnant women should not drink carbonated drinks, as it is not good for the baby in the womb.
The little fox puffed up his cheeks, reluctantly poured out the Coke in the cup, and poured himself a cup of hot milk.
He curled up in a small ball on the sofa, drinking milk while thinking anxiously, what if there really is a cub?Can he still work?The nine-tailed fox clan has a full ten-year gestation period, which is too long to compare to humans, but he remembered that when the elder sisters in the clan were pregnant, they could still walk like flying with a two-hundred-jin bucket...
Yi Lan sneezed a little, put down the empty milk glass, and felt a little sleepy.
This thought flashed, and he suddenly recalled another major feature of pregnancy, lethargy.
I can't fall asleep now, Yi Lan is nervously holding her mobile phone, he has checked the usage of human pregnancy test paper on the Internet, but he doesn't know if it is suitable for Yaozu...
When he was hesitating whether to order a takeaway pregnancy test stick... the phone in his hand vibrated suddenly, it turned out to be Xie Huai.
Yi Lan almost fell off the sofa as a whole fox, he frantically connected and heard the man's deep and steady voice: "Lan Lan?"
The voice was provocative and sullen, and Yi Lan's legs almost went limp when it stuck to her ears, and she replied with a reddish face, "Well, what's the matter, Brother Huai?"
"Your master just sent me a message."
Yi Lan was stunned for two seconds, and immediately realized something, and retorted blushingly: "No, no, that, I'm just guessing, it's just guessing—"
Yi Bulin that dog thing!It's fine if you can't read it, but you even secretly reported it to Xie Huai!
The little fox frowned silently, while Xie Huai on the other end of the phone coughed lightly, with a slight smile in his voice: "Wait here obediently, don't do anything, I'll be home in a while. What do you want for lunch?"
Yi Lan whispered the names of a few dishes.
After hanging up the phone with Xie Huai, the little fox covered his eyes and fell back on the sofa.
...Ahhh what a shame!
He didn't want to buy anything like a pregnancy test stick at all. He thought he'd better wait for Xie Huai to come back before discussing this Schrodinger-like cub who didn't know if there was one.For some reason, when he thought that he and Xie Huai might have cubs, he felt like he wanted to find a place to bury himself.
……but.
Why did he sleep with Xie Huai, Xie Huai was not pregnant, but he was pregnant!
Yi Lan struggled with this question for a long time, but failed, so she had to ask Du Niang for help: "Which side will have a baby when men are together?"
Du Niang dutifully explained to him a bunch of vocabulary such as gong and shou, and told him that under normal circumstances, shou gave birth to a child.Yi Lan vaguely remembered seeing similar words in the fan-arts of those little girls, and nodded. According to this, the active side should be called "attack", and Xie Huai was indeed active.
In this way, things seem to become a lot more reasonable. As for attacking and receiving, aren't they just pronouns for being active and passive——Yi Lan thought cheerfully.
Driven by this naive idea, he casually flipped through Weibo for a while, and clicked on a video shared from an online disk. The blogger even enthusiastically shouted that the content was "Wolfdog Attack x Delicate Suffering", which is very explosive .
Yi Lan thought to herself, this should be some kind of sweet love movie.
……
After half an hour.
With a red face, Yi Lan turned off the little movie she was playing and rushed straight into the bathroom.
At the beginning of the short movie, he felt that something was wrong, the two of them talked about their love and talked about the bed... But when the plot developed to the theme, Yi Lan was completely dumbfounded.
That little shou's voice is still lingering in his mind, and some basically uncoded images are imprinted in his mind with great impact, making pupils who have never understood what is meant by intimacy between men. The earth shakes and the mountains shake.
He thought last night that he and Xie Huai had reached the last step, that is, he hadn't helped Xie Huai yet, but now that he thought about it, he was still too young.
What Master said back then was...the world of adults is simply too scary!
He washed his face with cold water for a long time, and felt that he finally calmed down, when he heard the sound of the door opening outside the living room.
Xie Huai is back.
Yi Lan immediately wiped off the water droplets on her face, and ran to the living room in two or three steps, the redness on her face still not fading: "Brother Huai..."
Xie Huai put the packed takeaway box on the dining table, untied his coat and hung it up: "I've heard what your master said."
Yi Lan froze: "Actually, I'm not sure yet, I'm just guessing, guessing..."
Xie Huai walked up to him, put his arms around his waist, and Yi Lan lay down in his arms, looking up at him for no reason.
"Lan Lan," Xie Huai smiled, "Do you know... how to conceive a baby?"
Yi Lan subconsciously said, "Sleep together."
Xie Huai kissed his forehead: "Yes, but sleeping for adults does not only mean sleeping."
Just as Yi Lan was about to ask what was the point, she suddenly remembered something.
Good guy.
In that little movie just now, when those two people threw themselves on the bed, he also thought that they were going to sleep in broad daylight.
Crimson climbed up the young man's fair neck inch by inch, and he asked in disbelief, "That's...to, to enter..."
His voice became smaller and smaller, and the word "go" was directly swallowed into his throat, leaving a silent mouth shape, but Xie Huai understood.
He couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "What did you just see?"
Yi Lan immediately sprang out from his arms, pounced on the mobile phone on the sofa, and exited, deleted, and uninstalled the network disk in the background in one go.
destroy evidence.
Even if you beat him to death, you won't tell me what you saw!
Xie Huai was so cute that he looked so cute, he couldn't help but sit beside him, put his arms around his waist, his eyes were dark and uncertain:
"Now that I've seen it, do you have any thoughts?"
"I……"
Yi Lan was ashamed and hesitant at the same time, from his vague attitude, Yi Lan sensed a trace of a teenager's panic when facing strange things, and couldn't help slowing down her tone: "Hey, if you don't want to, I won't do anything .”
Yi Lan thought in her heart that this is not a question of whether she wants to or not. The point is why the shou will be attacked and pushed down, and then——
A sharp ringing of the phone pierced the warmth and ambiguity in the room, Yi Lan swiped her hand and connected, only to find that it was a completely unfamiliar number when she lowered her head.
He was about to ask who the other party was, but the other party spoke first:
"Hello, Qingqiu's brat."
His voice was hoarse, as if it had been smoked, but the familiar tone made Yi Lan immediately recall who he was.
Feng Wudu.
Feng Wudu, who had been there for more than two months, would suddenly call him!
Before Yi Lan had time to be surprised, she heard Feng Wudu's sad laughter:
"That little girl of yours didn't go back to that cram school teacher's house this morning, why, you don't know yet?"
Yi Lan's heart skipped a beat, and her face changed drastically: "What happened to you?!"
Feng Wudu laughed a few times on the phone, and coughed for a long time before his voice returned to cold and hoarse:
"I ate her, believe it or not?"
Yi Lan was silent for a moment.
His hands trembled slightly, he was silent for two seconds, and said softly: "Feng Wudu, if you really did this..."
"I will kill you."
Xie Huai next to him calmly took up his words.
The voice was very calm, as if he was describing today's weather and the breakfast he just had, which was so natural.
But Feng Wudu could hear a bone-piercing coldness from the man's voice, he almost shivered, and when he realized it, he sneered angrily:
"...you just wait for that little girl's body!"
The phone was hung up immediately, and Yi Lan's palms were sweating coldly. He immediately opened Teacher Hui's WeChat, and found that the teacher had sent him a series of messages just now, explaining that Ming was holding Hui Hui by himself to buy breakfast. Just disappeared in front of the corridor...
Yi Lan gritted her teeth, it was Feng Wudu's illusion, maybe she was abducted by Feng Wudu silently when Huihui was at the breakfast shop.
The little girl was only seven years old, and due to perennial malnutrition, she had just reached the height of his belly button. Even after eating and drinking for two months, she was still so thin that she only had a handful of bones and could be hugged with one hand.
How scared is she now?
Yi Lan didn't dare to imagine, she stood up suddenly from the sofa, but she didn't know where to go.
"Don't panic," Xie Huai's hand lightly held his wrist, and a steady voice came, "I have asked someone to track down the source of the phone signal. Old Chen is waiting outside. Let's get in the car first."
Yi Lan took a deep breath and nodded vigorously.
He silently circulated his monster power in his body, his shoulders were tensed, ensuring that he was in a state where he could stand up and fight at any time.
Xie Huai stared at him for a while, then raised his hand to hold his hand, interlocking his fingers.
"It's okay," he said, "I'm here."
Yi Lan's body trembled, and then she nodded slightly.
The author has something to say: Huihui: I'm so annoying, it's delaying my brother's and my sister-in-law's dating.
Feng Wudu: ...
感谢在2021-10-2100:02:05~2021-10-2200:00:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Yixing; 2 bottles of Suhuilu Cream;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard
"Three things that expectant mothers need to pay attention to most!"
"Is the baby in your stomach healthy? Just look at this article..."
Yi Lan stared at the tweets on the official account on the screen of her mobile phone, not understanding why she clicked on these things.
But I don't know if it's because of his psychology, he really feels that his stomach is different from usual, as if it's filled with something heavy.
He took a sip of Coke with a heavy heart, and suddenly remembered that the tweet just now seemed to say that pregnant women should not drink carbonated drinks, as it is not good for the baby in the womb.
The little fox puffed up his cheeks, reluctantly poured out the Coke in the cup, and poured himself a cup of hot milk.
He curled up in a small ball on the sofa, drinking milk while thinking anxiously, what if there really is a cub?Can he still work?The nine-tailed fox clan has a full ten-year gestation period, which is too long to compare to humans, but he remembered that when the elder sisters in the clan were pregnant, they could still walk like flying with a two-hundred-jin bucket...
Yi Lan sneezed a little, put down the empty milk glass, and felt a little sleepy.
This thought flashed, and he suddenly recalled another major feature of pregnancy, lethargy.
I can't fall asleep now, Yi Lan is nervously holding her mobile phone, he has checked the usage of human pregnancy test paper on the Internet, but he doesn't know if it is suitable for Yaozu...
When he was hesitating whether to order a takeaway pregnancy test stick... the phone in his hand vibrated suddenly, it turned out to be Xie Huai.
Yi Lan almost fell off the sofa as a whole fox, he frantically connected and heard the man's deep and steady voice: "Lan Lan?"
The voice was provocative and sullen, and Yi Lan's legs almost went limp when it stuck to her ears, and she replied with a reddish face, "Well, what's the matter, Brother Huai?"
"Your master just sent me a message."
Yi Lan was stunned for two seconds, and immediately realized something, and retorted blushingly: "No, no, that, I'm just guessing, it's just guessing—"
Yi Bulin that dog thing!It's fine if you can't read it, but you even secretly reported it to Xie Huai!
The little fox frowned silently, while Xie Huai on the other end of the phone coughed lightly, with a slight smile in his voice: "Wait here obediently, don't do anything, I'll be home in a while. What do you want for lunch?"
Yi Lan whispered the names of a few dishes.
After hanging up the phone with Xie Huai, the little fox covered his eyes and fell back on the sofa.
...Ahhh what a shame!
He didn't want to buy anything like a pregnancy test stick at all. He thought he'd better wait for Xie Huai to come back before discussing this Schrodinger-like cub who didn't know if there was one.For some reason, when he thought that he and Xie Huai might have cubs, he felt like he wanted to find a place to bury himself.
……but.
Why did he sleep with Xie Huai, Xie Huai was not pregnant, but he was pregnant!
Yi Lan struggled with this question for a long time, but failed, so she had to ask Du Niang for help: "Which side will have a baby when men are together?"
Du Niang dutifully explained to him a bunch of vocabulary such as gong and shou, and told him that under normal circumstances, shou gave birth to a child.Yi Lan vaguely remembered seeing similar words in the fan-arts of those little girls, and nodded. According to this, the active side should be called "attack", and Xie Huai was indeed active.
In this way, things seem to become a lot more reasonable. As for attacking and receiving, aren't they just pronouns for being active and passive——Yi Lan thought cheerfully.
Driven by this naive idea, he casually flipped through Weibo for a while, and clicked on a video shared from an online disk. The blogger even enthusiastically shouted that the content was "Wolfdog Attack x Delicate Suffering", which is very explosive .
Yi Lan thought to herself, this should be some kind of sweet love movie.
……
After half an hour.
With a red face, Yi Lan turned off the little movie she was playing and rushed straight into the bathroom.
At the beginning of the short movie, he felt that something was wrong, the two of them talked about their love and talked about the bed... But when the plot developed to the theme, Yi Lan was completely dumbfounded.
That little shou's voice is still lingering in his mind, and some basically uncoded images are imprinted in his mind with great impact, making pupils who have never understood what is meant by intimacy between men. The earth shakes and the mountains shake.
He thought last night that he and Xie Huai had reached the last step, that is, he hadn't helped Xie Huai yet, but now that he thought about it, he was still too young.
What Master said back then was...the world of adults is simply too scary!
He washed his face with cold water for a long time, and felt that he finally calmed down, when he heard the sound of the door opening outside the living room.
Xie Huai is back.
Yi Lan immediately wiped off the water droplets on her face, and ran to the living room in two or three steps, the redness on her face still not fading: "Brother Huai..."
Xie Huai put the packed takeaway box on the dining table, untied his coat and hung it up: "I've heard what your master said."
Yi Lan froze: "Actually, I'm not sure yet, I'm just guessing, guessing..."
Xie Huai walked up to him, put his arms around his waist, and Yi Lan lay down in his arms, looking up at him for no reason.
"Lan Lan," Xie Huai smiled, "Do you know... how to conceive a baby?"
Yi Lan subconsciously said, "Sleep together."
Xie Huai kissed his forehead: "Yes, but sleeping for adults does not only mean sleeping."
Just as Yi Lan was about to ask what was the point, she suddenly remembered something.
Good guy.
In that little movie just now, when those two people threw themselves on the bed, he also thought that they were going to sleep in broad daylight.
Crimson climbed up the young man's fair neck inch by inch, and he asked in disbelief, "That's...to, to enter..."
His voice became smaller and smaller, and the word "go" was directly swallowed into his throat, leaving a silent mouth shape, but Xie Huai understood.
He couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "What did you just see?"
Yi Lan immediately sprang out from his arms, pounced on the mobile phone on the sofa, and exited, deleted, and uninstalled the network disk in the background in one go.
destroy evidence.
Even if you beat him to death, you won't tell me what you saw!
Xie Huai was so cute that he looked so cute, he couldn't help but sit beside him, put his arms around his waist, his eyes were dark and uncertain:
"Now that I've seen it, do you have any thoughts?"
"I……"
Yi Lan was ashamed and hesitant at the same time, from his vague attitude, Yi Lan sensed a trace of a teenager's panic when facing strange things, and couldn't help slowing down her tone: "Hey, if you don't want to, I won't do anything .”
Yi Lan thought in her heart that this is not a question of whether she wants to or not. The point is why the shou will be attacked and pushed down, and then——
A sharp ringing of the phone pierced the warmth and ambiguity in the room, Yi Lan swiped her hand and connected, only to find that it was a completely unfamiliar number when she lowered her head.
He was about to ask who the other party was, but the other party spoke first:
"Hello, Qingqiu's brat."
His voice was hoarse, as if it had been smoked, but the familiar tone made Yi Lan immediately recall who he was.
Feng Wudu.
Feng Wudu, who had been there for more than two months, would suddenly call him!
Before Yi Lan had time to be surprised, she heard Feng Wudu's sad laughter:
"That little girl of yours didn't go back to that cram school teacher's house this morning, why, you don't know yet?"
Yi Lan's heart skipped a beat, and her face changed drastically: "What happened to you?!"
Feng Wudu laughed a few times on the phone, and coughed for a long time before his voice returned to cold and hoarse:
"I ate her, believe it or not?"
Yi Lan was silent for a moment.
His hands trembled slightly, he was silent for two seconds, and said softly: "Feng Wudu, if you really did this..."
"I will kill you."
Xie Huai next to him calmly took up his words.
The voice was very calm, as if he was describing today's weather and the breakfast he just had, which was so natural.
But Feng Wudu could hear a bone-piercing coldness from the man's voice, he almost shivered, and when he realized it, he sneered angrily:
"...you just wait for that little girl's body!"
The phone was hung up immediately, and Yi Lan's palms were sweating coldly. He immediately opened Teacher Hui's WeChat, and found that the teacher had sent him a series of messages just now, explaining that Ming was holding Hui Hui by himself to buy breakfast. Just disappeared in front of the corridor...
Yi Lan gritted her teeth, it was Feng Wudu's illusion, maybe she was abducted by Feng Wudu silently when Huihui was at the breakfast shop.
The little girl was only seven years old, and due to perennial malnutrition, she had just reached the height of his belly button. Even after eating and drinking for two months, she was still so thin that she only had a handful of bones and could be hugged with one hand.
How scared is she now?
Yi Lan didn't dare to imagine, she stood up suddenly from the sofa, but she didn't know where to go.
"Don't panic," Xie Huai's hand lightly held his wrist, and a steady voice came, "I have asked someone to track down the source of the phone signal. Old Chen is waiting outside. Let's get in the car first."
Yi Lan took a deep breath and nodded vigorously.
He silently circulated his monster power in his body, his shoulders were tensed, ensuring that he was in a state where he could stand up and fight at any time.
Xie Huai stared at him for a while, then raised his hand to hold his hand, interlocking his fingers.
"It's okay," he said, "I'm here."
Yi Lan's body trembled, and then she nodded slightly.
The author has something to say: Huihui: I'm so annoying, it's delaying my brother's and my sister-in-law's dating.
Feng Wudu: ...
感谢在2021-10-2100:02:05~2021-10-2200:00:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Yixing; 2 bottles of Suhuilu Cream;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard
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