[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

After drinking three cups of Caibao avocado smoothie, Rosalie regained her composure, and took out her mobile phone to contact the foot-picking at home... No, Victova who was resting.

Viktoria just woke up, and her voice was confused: "Who is there?"

There were people coming and going outside the office, Rosalie breathed a sigh of relief and squeezed out a voice from her throat: "Eva, can you cook?"

"What did you say?" There was a rustling sound from the other end, and Viktoria sat up, "I can skillfully use various functions of the microwave oven, and it's easy to reheat leftovers. Does this count as cooking?"

Rosalie wiped her face and said tragically, "I want to bring Tony back for dinner."

The other end of the phone was suddenly quiet, so quiet that even the sound of breathing disappeared. For a second, Rosalie thought she was deaf.

After about ten seconds, Viktoria's scream pierced her eardrums, and the air trembled violently with the sound waves: "I have a schedule!"

"what?"

"I'll be your bridesmaid!" Viktoria said loudly, every word could make a hole in the ground, "God, I'm alive! I'm going to be an auntie!"

Rosalie's head was full of black lines: "...you think a little too far, don't you?"

"It's not far at all!" Viktoria raised her voice, "I'll call Teddy right away!"

Rosalie: "...Why did you summon Teddy?"

"Choose a wedding gift! Do you like antiques?" There was a mess of rummaging through things, and Victova screamed excitedly, "He dug up a certain chief's antique chamber pot in the Congo, do you like it?"

Rosalie: "..."

Viktorova seemed worried, and asked specially: "Hey, I said, do you know what a chamber pot is?"

Rosalie: "...bye!"

After seeing Tony smirking at the hallway wall seven times, Commissioner Fury decided he was either ill or re-emerging.

When the director who cared about his colleagues expressed his concerns to Natasha, the other party said: "Everything is normal, Tony is thinking about spring."

Director Fury was very surprised: "Is this the Tony Stark I know? I thought he always shuttled back and forth among the flowers, and then flew away like a butterfly."

Natasha thought for a while: "Maybe I met a pitcher plant. Hey, Peter, do pitcher plants eat butterflies?"

Peter who was cueed inexplicably: "Did you say pitcher plant? Its food list does include butterflies."

Fury squinted at Natasha: "You call Tony's ambiguous partner a pitcher plant? After all, they are comrades who have carried guns together. Are your colleagues so indifferent?"

"It's a bit unpleasant, isn't it?" The blond witch had left an excellent impression on Natasha, which made her feel a little guilty, so she asked again, "Who else is the natural enemy of the butterfly?"

Everyone responded one after another and threw out their own answers.

Commissioner Fury: "Toad."

Peter: "Spider."

Steve: "Lizard."

Scott: "Ants."

Bucky: "...bird."

Natasha: "..."

Fortunately, Bucky's answer was quite reliable. Natasha quickly opened the web page, entered the keyword: "the most beautiful bird in the world." Then hit the Enter key, and found a bunch of pictures.

(idle and bored) Everyone leaned over and gesticulated at the picture.

This one said: "This bird is not a good color, it is dusty."

The one said: "The color is too complicated, the colorful blue!"

The inner one said: "This bird is black all over, which is unlucky."

……

Because there are many birds on the earth, and everyone has different standards of beauty, everyone insists on their own opinions and quarrels.

At the end of the quarrel, Barton even had a whim: "Angels have wings, so are angels considered birds? I think angels are the most beautiful and holy birds!"

Rhode immediately replied: "I think Archeopteryx is the most beautiful!"

Peter Quill, who was on vacation on Earth, screamed and jumped up: "I think the moa is the most beautiful!"

Everyone: "..."

The topic turned out of control and turned to the bird beauty contest, but Tony was calm, "faced the wall and thought about his mistakes", and let the team members quarrel, without looking back.

He thought he should express himself a little more.

Rosalie, who has always been passive, took the initiative to invite him home for dinner. As a master in love, she had to do something to regain the initiative again.

Cough, even though he has nothing to do with the initiative in this relationship, Tony still has the cheek to unilaterally declare that he once had the initiative.

With a thick skin and money, you can do whatever you want.

After much deliberation, Tony decided to introduce his friends to Rosalie one by one.

Rhodes was puzzled: "Why 'one by one'? Isn't it good to bring her to the dinner party? Quill and the others just happened to be on vacation."

Tony put on a mature and steady smile: "Do you know the benefits of introducing your teammates [one by one] to the object of pursuit?"

Rhodes: "What's the benefit?"

Tony: "In this way, you have to come one by one to expose my black material. The amount of information is relatively small, and she can digest it slowly."

Rhode's expression was cracked: "I thought you were worried that she would be scared away by us weirdos, Tony... you really have it!"

"That's one of the reasons." Tony coughed lightly, "Actually, I don't have much black material, really."

"Huh!" Rodella said in a long voice, "I still remember you yelling at the fans at the party: 'Do you know how to pee in a battle suit?' And then..."

Scott sucked his mouth cooperatively, simulating the special water flow sound effect: "Shh~~~wow~~~~~~~~~"

"Wow~~~~~~~~" Sam voiced more softly beside him, euphemistically saying, "This is the echo of that stream of water."

Quill was lying on the sofa in all kinds of ways, laughing without image: "Stark hahahahaha! The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes are really informal!"

Tony regretted it, and covered his face weakly: "Okay, that's enough..."

"I can say more." Rhodes said sincerely, with a tone of retribution, "You're welcome, shit Tucker, the brothers will continue to break the news for you."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahaha I didn't expect you to have today!"

Tony: "..."

Tony: You guys are laughing so loud, but I just want to go home.

Taking advantage of the gap between Tony's drafting, Rosalie took the time to meet with Dr. Martin, who naturally asked about her relationship progress.

Rosalie frowns: "I invited Tony to my house for dinner."

Dr. Martin was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled: "Very good, it means that you are slowly accepting him."

Rosalie said weakly: "I just want to urge him to finish the draft, and I don't want to..."

Dr. Martin smiled like the director of a dating website: "The process is not important, you see the result."

Rosalie: "..."

When Dr. Martin wanted to say something, Rosalie's cell phone rang suddenly, Tony's headshot flickered on the screen, and his eyes pricked and discharged, which could almost support the power supply of the entire office building.

Dr. Martin showed the smile of the director of the dating website again, and looked at Rosalie meaningfully.

"That's because he hacked into my system and changed it himself." Rosalie wanted to cry without tears, trying to explain, but the other party laughed even more strangely, which made her very upset.

Seeing her face getting more and more embarrassed, Dr. Martin said kindly: "You answer the phone first!"

The pressure in the room made people anxious, Rosalie stood up as if fleeing, and ran to the corridor outside to answer the phone: "Tony? Are you finished writing your manuscript?"

But Rosalie immediately regretted it. At this special moment, the frivolous tone on the other end of the phone made her even more at a loss: "Good afternoon, my dear boss, I have two things to report to you."

Rosalie held her breath and said concisely: "Say."

"Wow, how economical are you to use words? It's like gold." Tony exaggerated, "Okay, well, it's like this, I have a few alien friends who are on vacation on Earth and want to visit the publishing house..."

Rosalie quickly said: "Yes."

Tony: "There are a lot of them, but there are conflicts in their schedules, so they will come one by one. It will take about a week for all of them to visit."

Rosalie: "OK."

Tony: "Then, we have recruited new people, and the new teammates also want to visit the Parchment Publishing House."

Rosalie: "No problem."

Tony: "But there are many minors among the new team members. They usually go to class and don't live in one place. They can only visit one by one on weekends."

Rosalie: "...are you illegally employing child labor?"

Tony: "Fulian strictly follows the labor law. Their working hours are limited, and their scope of work...they must be kept secret."

Rosalie faintly felt that something was wrong, and the thought flashed by, and she didn't bother to delve into it further: "As long as it doesn't affect your submission, it's fine. Also, pay attention to safety, Parchment Publishing House is the territory of wizards after all."

Tony said cheerfully: "No, I'm motivated now, you understand! Hehe~"

Rosalie's face flushed red: "...Go back and write your manuscript!"

The author has something to say: Tony & Rosalie: The old driver took me, I want to meet my parents!Aliri, Aliri, Aliri!

I should see you tomorrow, good night, cuties w~