[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

"And then?" Tony held a mug bigger than his head, his eyes widened. "I'm worried that she, like Justin, has a good attitude towards admitting mistakes and a positive attitude towards crime."

Rosalie: "Justin...have you ever had a good attitude of admitting your mistakes?"

Tony rolled his eyes: "I take back what I said just now, he is only criminally active."

"Magda too." Rosalie shrugged, "So, I made a mess of her sea salt chocolate pie."

"Did you add any potions to it?"

Tony instantly imagined a common scene in Disney cartoons: in the depths of a deserted forest, in a gloomy and damp cabin, Rosalie held a huge wooden spoon and stood beside a pot of steaming potion to stir stir.

Suddenly, the suspenseful BGM that must be played in suspense films, Rosalie raised her head and smiled strangely at the camera.

A puff of heat rose up, forming a terrifying skeleton, and the gaseous skeleton screamed and spread out. The camera zoomed in and zoomed in again, and finally fixed on the potion that was emitting smoke from the skeleton and glowing green.

……

Seeing his fascinated expression, Rosalie knew that Tony had opened his mind again, and it was estimated that the scene would be reproduced in his article in a few days.

"Tony, can you wake up?" Rosalie said helplessly, "All my actions are reasonable and legal."

Tony looked disappointed: "Is there really no one? Even just a drop of potion that can turn it into a mouse will do."

Rosalie: "There is no potion, but there is a spell that can make her face full of pimples."

Tony: "...That's it? Acne? A tube of salicylic acid gel can make it go away..."

Rosalie interrupted him: "What if those pimples spelled 'I'm a whistleblower' on Magda's face and no amount of Acid, AHA, salicylic acid gels would help?"

Tony immediately stated: "Boss, you can do as you see, I have no objection."

Speaking of pimples... No, mentioning the curse that can make informers develop pimples, must be commended to Rosalie's dear godmother, Minister Hermione Granger.No matter how you look at it, she is a competent godmother. Even though she is busy with work, she never slackens in guiding her godchildren.

When Rosalie was young, Hermione would not only send her bundles of teaching materials, sugar-free snacks, and gadgets in line with her hobbies every Christmas, Easter, Children's Day, and birthday, but also Will teach her a spell or two that a textbook will never include.

For example, let the school bully who bullies you grow dog ears...

For example, when you want to set up an organization that does not comply with school regulations, and you are worried about being reported by others, a piece of cursed parchment can solve your troubles once and for all.

For example, when you fight a blowfly for 10 minutes and it still refuses to fly out, the spell will teach it to be a fly.

……

Thank her for having a pair of enlightened parents who never raised any objection to Hermione's special charm class, and Victova insisted that this was the fundamental reason why she couldn't beat Rosalie-her godmother only liked to take her to the street to buy buy buy.

"Why didn't I come across such a good thing?" Tony sighed, "Of course, the bundles of teaching materials are fine, I am naturally unrestrained and love freedom."

If Tony was a wizard...

Rosalie secretly rubbed her brain to make up the scene of Tony waving his wand and jumping around, and then reluctantly accepted the reality: Tony should just be a Muggle!With his unrestrained imagination and innate trouble-making skills, it is very likely that people in the magic world will be thrown off their feet.

But what he did must not be a bad thing.Rosalie felt regretful after thinking about it. Tony is so kind, so he would not go on the wrong path. If he was a wizard, he might be able to lead a new round of technological innovation in the wizarding world!

Half a year ago, Rosalie would have never imagined that one day in the future, she would trust and protect Tony without reason.

In Kayla's words: "What's the difference between that and star chasing?"

Rosalie: Farewell.JPG

In the middle of the night, Stark Tower was quiet, and Tony gritted his teeth and stared at the screen, thinking about how to change the manuscript to be more interesting and more popular.

There was a sound of footsteps, and a moment later, Rhode's head appeared outside the door: "Oh, Wenhao, are you still asleep?"

Tony didn't even bother to lift his eyelids: "Don't ask questions knowingly there, when I didn't see you whispering, whispering, flirting together at dinner, and finally elected you as the representative...?"

Rhodes had a sincere expression: "Don't make us sound like bad guys who are keen to squeeze out teammates. Isn't that afraid of disturbing your train of thought?"

Tony proceeded to change one long sentence into three short ones: "Fuck your farts!"

Rhode immediately said: "The gate of Justin's house..."

Tony: "I pay!"

Rhodes breathed a sigh of relief: "The beams in the underground garage of Hanmer Industry..."

Tony was taken aback: "What happened to the beam?"

Rhodes hesitated, waiting for Ai Ai: "Barton has gained weight recently, and it is inevitable to stumble when flying over the eaves and walls..."

Tony rolled his eyes: "No matter how fat he is, he can become an elephant, and he can collapse the beam with one butt?"

Rhodes was silent.

Tony: "..."

Rhodes dodged his eyes: "..."

The more Tony thought about it, the more something went wrong: "What the hell did you do to the crossbar?"

Rhodes bite the bullet: "The process is not important. In short, there are no casualties."

Tony looked at him suspiciously, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Fuck! You took Banner with you? You also made him angry and let the Hulk out!"

Rhodes repeated: "No casualties, no casualties! Hey, don't get angry with Banner, he just cares about you!"

Tony threw a piece of pencil end at him, hitting the target with precision: "Who wants to get angry with Banner? Is it a big deal when I don't know who is watching the fun? Hulk is just a three-year-old baby, what does he know!"

Rhodes was hit on the forehead, so wronged: "But Banner is more than three years old..."

Tony was angry: "It's your fault that Banner has more than a dozen doctorates!"

Rhodes: ...As expected of a friendship based on science.

Taking a breath, Tony said nervously: "You ran to Hammer Industry swaggeringly, didn't you get photographed?"

Rhodes patted his chest: "Everyone is professional, professional to make trouble, professional to wipe buttocks, professional to steal sheep, professional to frame and frame."

Tony: "... What good things have you guys done?"

Rhodes: "Hammer Industries stole your stuff again. Natasha found half of your drawings in his safe."

Tony became alert: "Which drawing?"

Rhodes: "Spider-Man's new suit."

Tony smashed the keyboard angrily, swearing fluently.

Rhodes: "Not only that, there is also a brown paper envelope with Rosalie's name in the safe, which contains detailed investigation materials on her."

Tony was furious: "The bastard is so wicked! What does he want?"

Rhodes shrugged, then stunned the team members and rushed forward, pasting all the high-tech monitoring equipment on his body, and Natasha also customized a set of cheating diaries for him told Tony.

Tony first applauded his teammates, and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Wait a minute, Stealth | Love Diary?"

Rhodes nodded and said: "Yes! So Natasha is a professional, and the book is also arranged by race!"

Tony was in a trance, and Rosalie's voice echoed in his ears: "Magda said that it's fine for Justin to kill the donkey, and he's still fucking having an affair! If you do it, you'll have another company, shameless!"

"I'm not afraid of death|exhaustion|people|death! Stamp collection is not as ruthless as him!"

"He's having an affair, and my wife will ruin his reputation!"

……

Tony couldn't help but want to cover his face, coincidence, it's all a coincidence!

But at the same time, Tony had to admit that he had a little more trust in Magda.

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