[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Killing [-] enemies, and self-defeating [-], is talking about Tony's behavior.

Within a few minutes of posting the breaking news, there were over a thousand clicks, and a few hours later, before the trolls were dispatched, there were over ten thousand replies.

When friends meet and chat, the first thing they say is: "Did you read that post? Justin has a crush on Tony, and wrote a disgusting Mary Sue novel for it!"

For a while, all the hot searches on major forums, Tang Bure, and Twitter were all contracted by "this pair" of the military industry's Brokeback Mountain. Netizens talked a lot: "Justin Hammer actually has a crush on Tony! #工业BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN #"

"But Tony likes women, right? This is really a story doomed to tragedy! #工业破back山#"

"Tony is a straight man, poor Justin, full of infatuation, it's in vain. #工业破back山#"

"That Hammer is disgusting enough, why not write this kind of messy stuff? You still want to break him! #工业破back山#"

"What did "Twilight" do wrong? Although it is essentially a silly and sweet Mary Sue, who does it provoke and want to be touched? #工业破贵山#"

"The original fans should die, right? #工业破back山#"

……

Netizens worked together, and the topic kept rising. In the end, even several TV stations came to gossip, either interviewing people in the industry, interviewing relatives and friends of both parties, or making a special program to take stock of the two people's grievances...

In just half a day, Tony became red again, and even Justin became red—even though it was black and red, it was red anyway.

Tony was proud: "I'm really in charge of traffic, a popular fried chicken in the superhero world, look, the main character is Justin, but the attention is not half of mine."

Rhodes disdained: "Your wrinkled face is still a chicken, husband|chicken|?"

Steve worried: "Will Rosalie be angry when she sees it?"

Button looked optimistic: "No, no, Rosalie is British, and they like to have sex the most."

Natasha's face sank like water: "They like to watch other people have sex, but they don't necessarily like to watch their own men have sex."

After finishing speaking, several people looked at Tony in unison, their eyes gleaming, wishing they could print the four big characters "eating melons in the front row" on their foreheads.

Tony pretended not to understand, walked around the room enchantingly, and asked, "How about my clothes?"

At this time, he was wearing a bright (ji) purple (lao) (zi) three-piece suit, and he didn't know whether it was intentional or not, the clothes were made to fit very close, highlighting his upturned buttocks and waist, making him feel gay Come.

Rhode couldn't bear to look directly, and reached out to cover Peter's eyes: "Can you teach me something better?"

Tony didn't care, raised his orchid finger, and said in a sharp voice: "Is he working hard to give Justin a heavy blow? Hey, no, I have to call Rosalie to report one time."

He twisted his waist and went out to call Rosalie. His posture was so pretentious that he was not as exaggerated as a supermodel. Everyone in the Avengers stared at his back for a long time, and said, "Too gay! Tony is Don't be rude at all!"

Seeing Tony's caller ID flashing on the screen, Rosalie couldn't help but want to laugh. After connecting to the video call and seeing Tony's outfit, she couldn't hold back anymore and burst out laughing.

There is no trace of embarrassment on Tony's face, which shows that he has a strong heart, and he is still boasting: "This suit--good! It shows your figure very well!"

Rosalie: "Oh?"

Tony: "I can see my ass."

Rosalie: "Poof—"

Tony was all regretful: "It's a pity, the battle suit doesn't have this function, so it can be blatantly added with a few height-increasing insoles!"

Rosalie laughed so hard that she almost lost her breath: "What are you doing dressed like this? Don't tell me you asked Justin out on your own initiative. It's a candlelight dinner."

Tony: I didn't have a candlelight dinner with you, how could I have a candlelight dinner with someone else.

Tony sighed and said, "Justin ignored me, he seemed to block me, there is no way, it seems that there is no chance to appear on the TV show with him."

Rosalie was taken aback: "Are you dressed like this for a TV show?"

Tony: "Yeah, I made powder on purpose! A popular fried chicken like me with self-contained traffic, casually showing his face in front of the camera, #工业爷贵山# can stay on the trending list for several months .”

Rosalie admired: "You didn't kill [-] enemies and lose [-] to yourself. You killed [-] enemies and hurt yourself to [-]!"

Tony: "So you should have signed me long ago. Let me tell you, in this impetuous social environment, there are really not many superheroes like me who beg for nothing, are not afraid of losing face, and throw away their integrity and fight for traffic. "

Rosalie: "...Although I really want to praise you for your self-knowledge, is there any necessary connection between the two?"

Tony slapped the table with hatred: "Traffic, my own traffic! Don't you all call it difficult for novice authors to promote? Sign me, and the publishing department of the publishing house can be disbanded. I just accept a few tens of seconds. interview, the number of hits can exceed [-] in a minute, and it dominates the best-seller list for a whole year."

Rosalie's head was full of black lines: "We are a publishing house that makes good books seriously, and we don't engage in such nonsense..."

Tony was not convinced: "You asked me to write funny literature, how serious can the publishing house be?"

Rosalie racked her brains to explain: "The essence of funny literature is serious. You can't say that someone is not serious just because there is something funny in their name."

Tony: "But I still strongly recommend that you sign me as soon as possible. Not only do I have my own data, but I also have a very good ass."

What's the matter with the new generation of authors now, one is competing with the other is frivolous, is this begging for nothing and unspoken rules?

A gust of heat rushed up the spine, Rosalie's ears were red, "Pata" hung up the phone: "Goodbye, I wish you a smooth recording!"

Holding the phone in his hands, Tony watched the screen go dark, and gave a smirk: "Let's go, Friday, and work hard to black Justin today!"

Friday: "Yes, Sir"

The TV station worked very hard to catch hot spots, and the person in charge gave an order, and the whole station worked overtime to cut Tony's show that night.

It happened that Rosalie was resting at home and was fortunate to witness the most bizarre scene in the history of talk shows.

In the spacious and bright studio, Tony and the host chatted and laughed happily. With the tireless efforts of the lighting engineer, the bright purple three-piece suit shone with a dazzling gay air.

It's just too much...

Rosalie shivered, covered her face with one hand, spread her five fingers, and peeked at the TV through her fingers.

Then I heard Tony say: "Really, Justin, why are you so shy? Just tell me if you like me. There are many people who like me. There is no shortage of him."

The audience burst into laughter.

Moderator: "Including men?"

Tony is serious: "Yes, I am that popular, no matter male or female, earth or alien..."

The host directly laughed and said, "Is it so popular?"

Tony spread his hands together, expressing helplessness: "I don't want to, thank you Mom and Dad for your good genes."

The topic changed, and he said again: "But it's the first time to confess to me in this way! I read that novel, and the writing is very interesting. It seems to say that my skin shines like a diamond?"

The audience was overjoyed and the atmosphere was warm.

This guy is getting more and more shameless...

Rosalie groaned in pain and covered her face with both hands. Now the picture could not be seen, but the voice could still be heard.

Tony: "...What? He's changing the text! Oh, how can people be so shameless?"

Rosalie: "..."

Host: "Yes, the original book is "The Twilight Saga", a very popular vampire novel some time ago. By the way, Tony, have you read "The Twilight Saga?"

Tony said righteously: "No!"

Rosalie: Fart, you can obviously recite it backwards!

Host: "The program team has prepared a set in advance, you can watch it later when you are resting."

Tony's eyes were firm: "Don't read it, it's youth literature, something children read!"

Rosalie: ………You still write funny mythology youth science fiction literature!

Host: "Oh, Iron Man is indeed a man of taste. May I ask what books do you usually read?"

Tony said casually: "In addition to professional-related works, I prefer humanistic classics, such as "Nation and Nationalism", "Aesthetic Experience and Literary Hermeneutics" and so on."

There was an exclamation of admiration from the audience, which translates to "fuck you are worthy of being a superhero, you are so fucking cultured".

Rosalie folded her hands and sneered: This is a temporary check before going on stage, right?

On the square screen, Tony stood up and signaled the audience to calm down: "Don't get excited, be careful that I fall in love with wisdom just like Justin."

Rosalie: ... Bah!You're funny and cute at best.

The author has something to say: Justin trembling: You!you!you!

Tony: Are the clothes nice?