[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

At 05:30 in the morning, Viktorova awakened Rosalie from her dream with a high-pitched vibrato comparable to an opera singer.

"Merlin's bathrobe, your man is popular again!!!"

The terrible sound echoed in the house and lingered for a long time.Rosalie had a strong desire to kill when she woke up, and then she felt very sympathetic to poor Teddy.

Rosalie covered her ears in pain: "Merlin's bikini, why did you wake up so early?"

"What the hell is a hanging voice? Look at the YouTube homepage!" Viktoria screamed excitedly and continuously, "Iron Man Sings in the Streets at Midnight, Showing His Style of a Rock Star"! Have you seen it? You have seen it Is it? The click-through rate exceeded six figures in one night!"

Rosalie reached under the pillow and took out a pair of foam earplugs, and Victova snatched them away: "I'm talking to you! Did you hear me?"

Rosalie turned over with her eyes closed: "It's not just me who heard it, every cell in my body heard it, and all the neighbors within a five-mile radius of my house heard it too."

Viktoria: "Isn't this just right? Get up and contribute clicks to Tony!"

Rosalie took out another pair of foam earplugs from her pajama pocket: "First of all, Tony is not my man; second, he is already very popular."

Viktoria said indifferently: "Finally, you are in the video! Now the tin cans in the comment area are guessing about your relationship with Tony."

"What are you talking about!" Rosalie opened her eyes anxiously, "Wait a minute, Tin Can? Fan of Iron Man?"

Viktorova threw the iPad on the quilt: "Otherwise? You can see for yourself!"

"Hahahahahahaha Tony is so talented! If one day he really quits the Avengers and reorganizes the band, I will go to his concert for everything!"

"+1!"

"I feel sorry for Tony, he is a rock star trapped in a suit hahahaha!"

"My heart aches."

"Is there no one who cares about Justin Hammer? Obviously, the two have similar backgrounds, similar growth experiences, and similar career paths, but his attention is not as high as our Tony!"

"Praise and derogation, the upstairs did it on purpose hahahaha!"

"Fuck, fuck, Tony vomited! Why didn't he spit on me? Lucky Justin Hammer, huh!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Bah! I don't care who she is, if she looks good or not, hurry up and drag me down with the blond maid! Why does she touch our Tony's hand?"

"With all due respect, even if you drag the girl down, it's not your turn to touch Tony's little hand."

"Hahahahahahaha Tony actually howled, so cute!"

"Hahahahahaha Tony can actually climb a telephone pole, so fast!"

"The blond girl is mighty. She dragged Tony, who was holding on to the telephone pole, by the leg of her suit trousers. Tony was so wronged hahahaha!"

……

Rosalie's face was gloomy: "Who is so free? Not only watching, but also taking pictures of the whole process."

Viktorova: "Not only did I film the whole process, but I also posted it online. By the way, who is Justin Hammer? Tony's driver?"

Rosalie: "Have you ever heard of Hammer Industry? He is Tony's old enemy. He despises Tony but is keen to imitate him at the same time."

Victova knelt by the bed, holding her face in her hands: "Tony vomited on his old enemy, so cool!"

Rosalie: "...how cool is it? If you are a tin can, you can still say that you are a fan filter, but you—"

Viktoria made a shy face: "Hee hee."

Rosalie was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear: "Merlin's beard! Isn't it, you are also a tin can?"

Viktoria waved her hand pretentiously: "Not yet, I just admire Tony's character and talent."

Rosalie jumped up: "You still say you are not a tin can!"

Viktoria rolled her eyes, pulled the iPad out of her hand, and lovingly stroked Iron Man who was set as the lock screen wallpaper: "What's wrong? Isn't Tony's character and talent worthy of appreciation by others?"

"It's worth it." Rosalie couldn't accept it for a while, "Based on what I know about you, you will soon force me to take you to see Tony."

Viktoria covered her mouth and smiled: "Why? Not to mention that I have already met Tony, if I want to see him again, I can just go to your office directly!"

Rosalie: "... please let me go!"

When Viktoria chased Rosalie to talk about Tony's merits, all the members of the Avengers except Tony gathered in the utility room again and held a short meeting again.

Peter: "Everyone, why do we have a meeting in the utility room? There are many spacious and bright meeting rooms in Stark Tower!"

Button said solemnly: "Because this is a tradition, last time we held a meeting in the utility room, so we will hold meetings in the utility room in the future."

Peter: "So why was there a meeting in the utility room last time?"

Button was stopped by the question: "Uh, because the person who took the lead chose the utility room... Wait, who got up first last time?"

Everyone looked at Steve one after another: "Captain, please say something."

Steve said calmly: "Because we were in the novice training camp last time, the meeting room and the accommodation area of ​​the training camp are diagonally opposite, and it was very tiring to walk there."

Natasha: "And the lights in the conference room are too bright, so it's not easy to hide."

Bucky: "And the utility room has a small space, so they are crowded together to keep warm and save electricity bills."

Scott: "And I often hide snacks in the utility room, so I can grab them and eat them."

Rhodes concluded: "All in all, all in all, the utility room is a good place."

Sam added: "So it's an Avengers tradition to meet in the utility room. Get used to it, little guy."

Peter: "...Okay, I will definitely follow the tradition."

After introducing the origins of the Avengers and the Miscellaneous Room, Barton once again dragged the topic of the Indian Ocean back to the Pacific Ocean: "Everyone, we have to take action."

Peter had question marks all over his head: "What action? Another villain has come to New York to cause trouble?"

Rhodes: "No, no, he's talking about Tony."

Peter was surprised: "What happened to Mr. Stark? Is he sick?"

Rhodes: "Tony is fine. We are worried that his life-long event is uncertain."

Steve: "As well as the deteriorating artistic atmosphere of the Avengers, you should no longer want to read the manuscript of "Tony of Green Mountain God Realm", right?"

Everyone in the Avengers shivered collectively, and Rhodes and Natasha had the most painful expressions. The former was almost Tony's backup editor and proofreader, and the latter had personally read "Tony of the Green Mountain God's Domain" aloud.

Peter didn't understand: "But, I think "Tony of the Green Mountain God Realm" is very well written. When will Mr. Stark write the second half?"

The air was suddenly still.

After a while, Sam looked at him lovingly: "That's because your fan filter is too thick."

But Rhodes saw through the essence at a glance: "No, that's because "Tony of the Green Mountain God's Domain" belongs to mythological youth literature, and Peter is the only teenager among us, and he can be regarded as the only audience for youth literature."

The air was still again, and the temperature instantly dropped to freezing point.

Scott said with tears: "Rod, I hate you. I kept hypnotizing myself as a teenager before you spoke."

Rhodes: "..."

Natasha took out the small mirror and looked at her face under the dim light: "Hey, I have wrinkles again."

Steve and Bucky were silent, and Sam crouched in a corner, staring blankly.

Barton stared at the bewildered Peter for a long time, and suddenly said: "I have an idea. Not only can it help Tony pass the manuscript successfully, but it can also save us—especially Rhodes—from the poison of youth literature."

As soon as these words came out, the originally dark eyes of the Avengers shone with light, and their gazes gradually focused on Peter, and finally they all smiled with satisfaction.

Peter looked around and asked curiously, "What way? What way? What way?"

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