[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Unfortunately, however, the eavesdropping project failed ignominiously.

It wasn't mechanical failure, it wasn't alertness, it wasn't bad luck—well, in a way, it was bad luck.

Here's the thing:

Fifteen minutes ago, when the bug was about to fly to the designated location, Tony suddenly got drunk and started singing rock and roll in the street, and he would change the lyrics according to the situation.

A Hummer drives through a red light at high speed, and Tony sings: "Feelthedanger, seetheglory, hearthethunderofahea|vymetal."①

Rosalie asked him if he remembered his name, and Tony sang: "I'm metal and I'll never die!"

The onlookers recognized him and whispered, "Look, that's Iron Man." Tony sang: "Iam Iron Man! Ishealiveordead? Rosalie, what's the next line of the lyrics?!"②

Rosalie covered her face: "Look at the inscription board yourself!"

Tony stumbled around and said aggrievedly, "The inscription board is broken! It doesn't want me anymore!"

Rosalie: "..."

Tony climbed onto the roof, raised his arms and shouted: "Nobodywantshim!!!"③

The passers-by gathered on the side of the road to watch his performance raised their arms and shouted: "Nobodywantshim!!!"

The scene was completely out of control.

Tony sang so devotedly, so enthusiastically, and so intoxicated that dozens of passers-by couldn't help but ask Rosalie, "I didn't see your pot, where should I throw the coins?"

Rosalie: "..."

It seems that before Tony earns his first pot of gold in literature, he will first earn his first pot of gold in the mixed music industry, which is really gratifying.

Apparently, the subject they listened to (attempted) also heard the ringing.Justin Hammer clasped his hands around his mouth in the shape of a trumpet, and yelled at them across the half street: "Hey, Tony, what are you doing?"

Magda stood aside with her hands folded, her face full of disdain.

Rosalie was inexplicably angry: What right do you have to despise Tony?

"Hammer! Justin Hammer! My obscene imitator!" Tony quickly ran across the road and threw himself into Justin Hammer's arms, "I heard that you also like to sing and dance at press conferences? Come! Everyone sing together!"

Justin was at a loss: "What are you doing? What are you doing? What's the proper way to gossip in public?"

"Tony!" Rosalie hurriedly put away the coins scattered on the ground, and rushed over to grab Tony, "Okay, okay, let's go home!"

Tony pouted: "I'm having a concert, how can I go home?"

Rosalie: "..."

The drunkenness made Tony's eyes blurred, and his cheeks were flushed. He put his arms around Justin's neck, and hung his whole body on the other's body.Justin Hammer tried his best to hide back, trying to push him away, but Tony's hand was so strong that he held it very tightly.

Rosalie managed to break away one of his hands, and Tony immediately pointed aggressively at Nanfang: "The lady in the forgiving dress over there! Please raise your hands in the air! Sing with me! Get up to the rhythm!"

Magda, who was wearing a forest green robe, said angrily: "...This is not forgiveness, this is forest green!"

Rosalie also corrected: "She is not wearing a skirt, but a wizard's robe."

"Okay, the lady in the forgiving gown!" Tony hugged Justin again, "Black Sabbath! Oye! After finishing the romance novel, I'm going to be the lead singer!"

There were more and more passers-by watching, and the police also came looking for the sound. Rosalie stuffed the coin into his hand and coaxed: "Lead singer, let's go. You have made a lot of money!"

"Money is something outside of me, I don't care!" Tony threw the coins casually, and a heavenly girl scattered flowers. Justin Hammer, who was closest to him, was hit hard in the face and immediately had a nosebleed.

Justin stretched out his hand and screamed: "Ah!!! I'm going to die!!!"

Tony smirked: "I didn't expect you to be stupid!"

Rosalie: "..."

Justin wiped his nosebleed and yelled, "Help! Murder! Iron Man is killing people!"

A hangover gives a headache, a hangover gives a stomachache, and a hangover gives a body ache.

Tony woke up groggy, his throat was dry and sore, he rolled his eyes weakly, and saw Peter Parker lying on the small coffee table doing algebra homework.

"Underwear baby, why are you here?" Tony's voice was dry, "Is there any water? I want water."

"Mr. Stark, are you awake? Wait a minute!" Peter said pleasantly, swinging the water glass into Tony's hand with spider silk, and howled out of the house, "Our writer is awake!"

"Pfft—" Tony spewed out the water he just drank, "Damn it, who told you?"

Peter's innocent face: "Don't be humble, Mr. Stark. We have all read your masterpiece... No, not read it, but heard Natasha read it."

Tony: "... what????"

Peter sang: "Beyond the mountains, beyond the sea, beyond the vast universe..."

Tony threw away the water glass, and quickly hid under the blanket: "I'm hallucinating, hallucinating! Oh, I must be drunk."

Accompanied by the chaotic sound of tinkling bells, everyone in the Avengers came out, quickly occupied the room, and surrounded Tony who was hiding under the blanket.

Natasha smiled: "Hi, Wen Hao! Oh no, lead singer."

As soon as the voice fell, Scott immediately sang: "Feelthedanger, seetheglory, hearthethunderofahea|vymetal."

Immediately afterwards, Bucky played the drums, Steve played the bass, and Sam played the electric guitar. The four with long hair shook their heads, and the one without long hair shook their heads. The bedroom suddenly became a scene of demons dancing wildly .

Others acted like intoxicated spectators, wiping away tears, clapping and clapping, screaming frantically: "RockWillNeverDie!"

"Enough...enough...you are enough." Tony had a splitting headache, determined to face the bleak reality, "tell me, what embarrassing thing did I do again?"

Rhode pushed away from the crowd: "You should ask, what shameful thing did you do in front of Rosalie?"

"Rosalie?! What?" Tony threw off the quilt, "It's over, it's over, I remember I still vomited, tell me I didn't vomit on her, tell me I didn't vomit on her!"

Natasha pretended to be puzzled: "If you vomit, just vomit, can't you just wash it off?"

"No no, that's different! Oh my God!" Tony covered his head with the quilt, terrified, "Rosalie... Rosalie has a clean freak, she's going to kill me! God! Why do I always Like this? When everything was about to get better, he suddenly died again."

Natasha: "It's Justin Hammer."

Tony was still immersed in endless remorse, and couldn't react for a while: "Who?"

"Rosalie won't kill you, you vomited on Justin Hammer." Natasha explained, "Poor Hammer, I think he's about to cry."

Peter: "I think he's crying, his eyes are red, and the one in the green dress..."

Tony corrected: "Forgiving wizard robes. Wizard robes, do you understand?"

Peter: "And the lady in the robes of the Forgiving Sorcerer, I think she's about to cry too."

Rhodes: "Seeing them cry, your Rosalie laughed so happily."

Steve: "You earned ten dollars from singing last night, congratulations! You can now develop technology, literature, and music."

Bucky: "When we got you upstairs, you were crying and yelling to give the ten dollars to Rosalie."

Scott: "As an aside, he's going to exchange the ten-dollar coin into banknotes, and fold it into roses for Rosalie. So romantic!"

Tony lost all strength and fell on the bed: "My God! Merlin's beard! The serious and serious image I finally established in front of her is completely ruined."

Sam chuckled: "You? Serious? Do you know what Rosalie said before she left?"

Tony pricked up his ears: "What did she say?"

Everyone in Avengers spoke in unison: "Dancing, dancing, singing and rocking, this is Tony! I hardly know him now that I sit in the office every day."

Tony had mixed feelings: "...I'm so moved?"

Rhodes wanted to pat him on the shoulder, but he was hiding under the covers, so he could only pat the bed frame: "You should be touched. By the way, Rosalie is really pretty."

Due to well-known reasons, no one in the Avengers has ever seen Rosalie in real life, but everyone has a photo of Rosalie in their computer.

Tony's proud face instantly said, "Of course!"

Natasha gestured: "Is her light blonde hair natural?"

Tony: "Heirloom!"

Scott: "Well, she seems to be a little taller than you."

Tony rolled his eyes: "Half a centimeter!"

Steve reassured: "Howard will definitely like her."

Tony became alert: "...Let's just say goodbye."

Steve's face was livid: "I'm referring to the kind of liking the elders have for the younger generation, don't get it wrong."

Bucky: "That girl seems to have a temper, can you handle it?"

Tony sat up again, crossing his legs triumphantly: "Who am I? I am Iron Man. Will Iron Man be afraid of difficulties? Of course not! Do you know what my middle name is?"

Everyone in Fulian said in unison: "I have plenty of money! I want to be the editor-in-chief!"

Tony: "Yeah...no, what the hell? My middle name is dangerous!"

Everyone in the Avengers scattered like birds and beasts: "...What a cold joke, you have watched too many hero movies."

Only Peter asked cutely: "Really? Is Mr. Stark's middle name really dangerous?"

The author has something to say: I checked the information and found that Black Sabbath is one of Tony's favorite bands. I wanted to change the lyrics into Chinese, but the Chinese version is not rock and roll at all :)

① "MetalWillNeverDie" ByRonnieJamesDio (lead singer of Black Sabbath)

② "Iron Man" By Black Sabbath (Black Sabbath)