[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

The painful lessons in the past have provided them with rich experience, and the three of them wisely avoided the meal and the peak period.

When we arrived at the restaurant, there were no other people in the restaurant except the chef and other waiters. All the empty tables were available for you to choose. Rosalie decisively chose the most ventilated place.

The chef greeted Rosalie warmly: "You are here again, and you brought your boyfriend with you."

Rosalie quickly explained: "No, he's not my boyfriend."

"I'm her boyfriend, um... soon!" Tony said excitedly, and whispered to Rosalie, "I like this chef, and we can come every day from now on."

Rosalie: It's your head, come to your head.

The chef handed over the menu with a smile: "There are fresh matsutake today, and the quality of the seafood you like is also good."

Out of ordinary concern for Tony, Rosalie asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Tony said affectionately, "I'll eat whatever you eat. I'm not picky at all."

Rosalie: ...?

Rosalie had goosebumps all over her body while expressing her doubts. After she finished ordering, she was about to pass the order to the waiter when she heard Keira aggrieved beside her: "Boss, why don't you ask me what I want to eat?"

Tony also asked, "Yeah, why don't you ask her what she wants to eat?"

Rosalie: ...You two rehearsed it beforehand.

So Rosalie snorted and asked the waiter to bring Keira a glass of lemonade.

Keira: "..."

Tony laughed and lay down on the table: "Hahahahaha! Sure enough, I am more important in Rosalie's heart!"

Rosalie chuckled: "Please bring this gentleman a glass of water."

This time it's Kayla haha: "Hahahahaha! I'm just a glass of lemonade, you're just a glass of water!"

Tony: "..."

So he insisted that the waiter also bring Rosalie a glass of water, so that they are couple water.Keira was not convinced, and asked the waiter to bring Rosalie a glass of lemonade, so that they were... just...

Tony was triumphant: "What is it? You can't be a couple, can you?"

Keira slapped the table: "Hmph, we are mother and daughter water...ah no! Master and servant water! No, sister water? Eh? It still seems wrong."

Tony: "..."

Rosalie: "..."

Waiter: You three are really amazing.

The waiter began to prepare the dishes and set the tableware. The chef also washed his hands and took out the same seasonings and tools to prepare for the fancy Teppanyaki performance later.

Keira obediently drank the lemonade in front of her, while Tony took out an extremely thick notebook and showed Rosalie the materials he had collected recently.

such as:

"Do you remember Loki? The little deer prince Bambi of Asgard, he came to make trouble again a while ago. Huh, he was beaten up by Hulk in the end. I think he can be added to my novel , the evil rich kid next door."

Rosalie: "..."

such as:

"Last night, I dreamed that I went to play a room escape game with you. I was wearing a battle suit, and I was holding you across a very dirty lake. You screamed in fright and beat me so badly."

"The two of us managed to reach the finish line, but we were both captured by the villain who descended out of thin air. You were so frightened that you cried, but you didn't expect the villain to be a piece of chocolate cake. Not only did it not hurt us, but he also invited us to eat ice cream.

"Why invite us to eat ice cream? Because ice cream is its old enemy. The cake villain's dream is to destroy all ice cream in the world."

"Later? Later, in order to protect you, I ate the whole tub of ice cream, which was five kilograms. I went back and had diarrhea for three days. This subject is good, and it can be written as a fantasy novel, you know, like "Lord of the Rings" .”

Rosalie: ...Tolkien's coffin is about to overwhelm.

Another example:

"Well, in fact, I still want to write a novel with a realistic theme, so I specially interviewed Steve. He told me for three hours about the social landscape and political system in the 20s, and a little bit of blood. No celebrity gossip, not at all!"

"Can't you write celebrity gossip on realistic subjects? My writing teacher said, that's called insinuation, that's called |chun|autumn|pen|bi|method!"

"Can't realistic subjects be bloody? My writing teacher said that art comes from life, but it is higher than life. Life is far more bloody than art."

Rosalie: ...it's time for your writing teacher to change.

……

Tony looked at her with bright eyes, expecting: "How is it? Is the material I collected good?"

Out of ordinary relationship with him, Rosalie said against her conscience: "Good! It couldn't be better!"

Keira sprayed a mouthful of lemonade on the iron plate and coughed uncontrollably: "You... cough cough cough... are you sure?"

Rosalie didn't change her face: "I think it's pretty good. Also, please don't spray water on the iron plate. Fortunately, the temperature is not high, and the oil hasn't been poured in. Do you know that you are only one step away from being disfigured?" ?”

Kayla: "...wait a minute! Tell me again, what do you think of his material?"

Rosalie held her temper: "I said, I think it's pretty good."

Keira: "..."

Keira: "..."

Seeing Kaila's dumbfounded look of being struck by lightning, Rosalie felt a little guilty, so she lowered her head and ate the free side dishes.Only Tony couldn't help but scribbled and changed in his notebook, thinking about going back to collect more materials.

Rosalie: Inexplicably making people feel more guilty, how can I break it?

After Tony went to the bathroom, Rosalie quietly explained to Keira: "Tony is injured, and now he is a patient! We must be considerate of the patient and care for the patient's physical and mental health."

Keira looked at her speechlessly for a while, and said with difficulty: "Boss, I'm curious what you were thinking when you said this? You... Do you believe it yourself?"

Rosalie asked back: "Why don't you believe it? Do you understand this is a white lie?"

Keira shook her head: "No, no, you're losing your mind, you're over-loving."

Rosalie: "..."

Rosalie: Spoil your grandma's legs!We are ordinary friends!

Today is a rest day, and Rhodes can rest at home instead of going to work.

Rhodes used to advocate this policy very much, but after being bombarded by Tony's text messages for a whole afternoon, Rhodes extremely hoped that the government would withdraw this policy immediately.

Tony: "My friend, as my most sensible friend, do you think it is necessary for me to show Rosalie the first draft of "Tony of the Green Mountain God Realm"?"

Rhodes was full of question marks: "Green Mountain God's Domain? What the hell is this? Wasn't it "Tony of Green Gables" before? What about the promised youth literature? How did it become magical literature?"

Tony: "It's like this. After I finished playing Rocky that day, I interviewed Thor. At first he couldn't let go, but after dozens of barrels of wine, Thor successfully released himself. Then he spoke freely and told me It provides a lot of material related to mythology, oh my god, it’s super exciting!"

Rhodes: "..."

Afraid he would not believe it, Tony added: "Thor's material is much more exciting than Steve's. It combines all kinds of eye-catching elements. HBO dare not shoot like this. It is even NC-17 than R-rated! ①"

Rhodes: ... Thor, please do good deeds!

Tony: "After returning home, I asked Jarvis to sort out the materials. Looking at the thousands of G materials, I had an idea: There are many authors who write youth literature in the world, but there are not many authors who write mythological youth literature. Much. After half a second of deliberation, I decided to add mythological elements to my work!"

Rhodes: "...Mythological Youth Literature?"

Tony explained: "You know, mythological youth literature, of course it is the illegitimate child of mythology and youth literature! It is to write about Thor's adolescence, Loki's adolescence, Odin's adolescence, Zeus's adolescence, each Kind of God’s puberty. By the way, in order to exaggerate how miserable the life experience of the God is, it has to be mixed with the chaotic relationship history of God’s parents, family struggles and so on, the more bloody the better.”

Rhodes was speechless: "I believe your work will be very interesting. Everyone must be very curious about what is going on with God's puberty."

Tony was delighted: "I think so too! So do I need to show Rosalie the first draft of "Tony of Green Mountain God Realm"?"

Rhodes was speechless again: ... Isn't my irony obvious at all?

Rhodes: "Tony, for your safety, I strongly suggest that you tell Rosalie the general plot first, then show her the outline, then show her the detailed outline, and then show her the chapter if necessary." Gang, if Rosalie hasn’t killed you after reading these things, you can show her the first draft.”

Tony: "Speak slowly, Jarvis, write it down! What is the detailed outline? What is the chapter outline?"

Rhodes: "..."

Rhodes: "Sam is right, I was so naive—how could you graduate from a writing class after only five years of study? Natasha is still cunning, she bet on forever."

Tony: "..."

Rhodes was still sighing: "It's a loss, it's a loss."

Tony: "..."

The author has something to say: Rhodes: Miscalculated, miscalculated, is it always too late to change bets now?

R grade, NC-17 grade: Both are American film rating systems.The former is restricted; the latter is larger in scale, and audiences under the age of 17 are prohibited from watching it.