[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

"Have you heard? Rosalie didn't come to work yesterday afternoon and this morning, for the first time ever! What's wrong with her?"

"I heard from the administration department that he asked for leave to see an obstetrician and gynecologist. It seems that it has been three months."

"Fuck?! Whose baby?!"

"Oh my god! The rumors about her and the big boss are actually true! No wonder she went to the head office last week. It turned out that she went to the big boss to ask for money for milk powder!"

"WTF! Isn't Rosalie's the new Muggle major shareholder?"

"No, I heard someone from the Propaganda Department say that Rosalie skipped work for no reason."

"Impossible. I heard from someone in the finance department that it was a car accident and is currently being rescued in the ICU."

"Melin's pants, see you soon! If Rosalie burps, the publishing house will definitely become Magda's world, right?"

……

In the office, Keira read out the messages one by one, and Rosalie's face turned livid at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Outside the office, Tony, with a wound on the corner of his eye, lay on tiptoe on the partition between the cubicles, cautiously looking into the office, his eyes fixed on Rosalie's reaction without blinking.

After reading hundreds of messages, Keira was worried: "Boss, are you okay?"

Rosalie sneered again and again: "Heh-heh! Heh-heh! Heh-heh-heh!"

Kaila broke out in a cold sweat: "Boss, you, don't get excited! I'll contact the Network Security Department immediately, and find out who the instigator is in minutes. We cramped her tendons and skinned her!"

If the hostility has an entity, Rosalie may have gathered a hundred thousand hostility iron hooves: "There is a fart for cramp and skinning!"

Keira's expression froze, and she made a gesture of wiping her neck: "You mean...?"

"What are you thinking? You have to pay a heavy price for killing people!" Rosalie gave her a glare, "Go, eat teppanyaki with me and let me be astonished!"

Kayla: "...oh."

Keira: My boss has a gorgeous and charming face, but he is actually a little friend who is content with candy.

Rosalie and Rosalie packed up their things. As soon as they stepped out of the office door, Tony hung on the door frame with his back feet, blocking their way.

Rosalie was so congested, she hadn't figured out what kind of identity she would have with Tony, and at the same time she had to control herself not to think about the (broken) advice Viktorova offered: do him, or follow him.

Be your uncle!

From your uncle!

Dog head army division!

Viktoria!

Rosalie said with a tiger face: "Why are you here again?"

Tony pointed to the injury at the corner of his eye aggrievedly: "The eye hurts."

Rosalie pretended to be indifferent. After all, she (should) only care about Tony in general: "If your eyes hurt, go to a doctor."

Tony turned his head to the left: "I don't!"

Rosalie: "A sore eye brings the doctor to you."

Tony turned his head to the right: "I don't!"

Rosalie couldn't help but said, "Aren't you afraid that your cervical spine will 'crack' break when you twist and turn so drastically?"

Tony immediately straightened his neck, his eyes filled with caution: "Is this my hallucination? You care about me!"

Rosalie's face darkened: "You think too much, I'm just in a hurry to eat teppanyaki."

"I'm going too." Tony slid down the door frame and snatched her bag. "I'm injured, and I have to eat some teppanyaki to calm my shock."

Rosalie's eyes narrowed, and her sharp eyes quickly swept across the (guilty) Keira who lowered her head and picked her fingers: "You are not familiar with teppanyaki, how can it help you calm down? Isn't your favorite donut? "

"Who says I'm not familiar with teppanyaki?" Tony vowed, "I'm the most familiar person with teppanyaki in the world."

Rosalie: "I'm all ears."

Tony's eyes rolled wildly: "First of all, Iron Man and Teppanyaki both have an iron in their names. Have you heard of Iron Man's chest iron plate? I plan to put it in Chapter 1 of my biography!"

Rosalie: "Secondly?"

Tony stumbled: "Secondly, I have loved electric welding since I was a child, especially welding iron plates-burning."

Rosalie raised her eyebrows: "Soldering teppanyaki?"

Tony hurriedly added: "All kinds of equipment for welding teppanyaki, such as iron plate, iron plate, iron plate..."

Keira reminded in a low voice: "There are still shovels, iron knives, and iron plates."

Tony is as good as others: "There are also shovels, iron knives, and iron pans."

Rosalie: ...Does that sound like I'm deaf? !

Rosalie twisted her waist, turned and went back to the office: "I won't eat, you two go by yourself!"

Keira quickly winked at Tony, and Tony understood it, and immediately screamed, "Oh, my eyes hurt so much!"

Colleagues on half a floor heard the sound, and looked this way one after another, and some even gathered around to watch closely, vividly explaining what it means to eat melons in the front row, what it means to be idle and boring, and what it means to watch the excitement Big deal.

Out of ordinary concern for Tony, Rosalie reluctantly glanced back, but became even angrier: "Isn't the corner of your left eye injured? What are you doing with your right ear?!"

Tony raised his hand graciously, and covered the corner of his left eye instead: "What does this mean? It means that I am in so much pain that I have lost my rationality and basic judgment. You are so cruel!"

Rosalie: ... I'm convinced.

Rosalie: Let's see how long you can play!

Fifteen minutes have passed, and Tony is still performing to his heart's content, with his lines not chaotic, his expression not trembling, the plot ups and downs, and blood splattered everywhere.

Rosalie couldn't stand it any longer: "...you're almost done, do you really think I don't know that the corners of your eyes are just scratched?"

Tony quickly withdrew his hand and stared at him: "Hey, you even know the details of my wound, and you said you didn't secretly care about me!"

Rosalie tried in vain to explain: "I read it from the news..."

"Hmph, you just care about me." Tony leaned over with a playful smile, "Let's go, let's eat teppanyaki with me."

Out of ordinary concern for him, Rosalie agreed. Tony cheered and bowed to the onlookers in thanks. The onlookers sighed in disappointment: "It's so easy to agree."

"May the friendship last forever!"

"Pig head, I wish the friendship of the fart will last forever, and I should wish for an early baby!"

Tony smirked: "Thank you!"

And Rosalie was stunned: "Huh??? How did I agree so easily? He acted for a full 15 minutes!"

Kayla: Smile without speaking.JPG

Rosalie: "Kayla, don't laugh at me! Again, I'm just out of ordinary concern for Tony. Ordinary concern refers to the concern between ordinary friends. There is no other special meaning, no!"

Keira lowered her eyebrows and said, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, everything you say is right!"

The author has something to say: Kaila teaches you idioms: 普 (fang) tong (xin) guan (an) heart (xu).