[Comprehensive] When Iron Man turns on codeword mode

Tony was distraught, holding the manuscript and weeping faintly on the sofa.

Rosalie couldn't bear it: "Compared to before, you have improved, for example...for example, the vocabulary you use..."

A small flame of hope ignited in Tony's heart: "Huh?"

Rosalie racked her brains: "...the vocabulary you use is very advanced, so that you can filter out readers with low education levels, leaving only... high-level readers with taste."

Pooh!This passage is complete nonsense. Tony's writing won't even attract half a living person. It would be nice to have readers. Let's have fun!

Tony's eyes lit up: "However, you not only understand it, but also read it fluently. Do you know what this means?"

Rosalie was speechless: "I didn't understand it, okay? I just happened to know every word..."

Tony approached her affectionately: "It means that you are my only reader. Oh my God! How can I thank you? Why don't you give me your body."

Rosalie pushed him back onto the sofa: "Get out of the way! Isn't Jarvis your only reader?"

Tony rolled around on the sofa, covering his face with a pillow shyly: "Oh, you are so impatient~ why did you push it to someone else~ I hate it, Rosalie!"

Rosalie: "Hello...."

Tony: "Stop it, cuff! My dear, please don't tear my suit~~ah!"

Rosalie: ...that's enough!

Rosalie: "You're not wearing a battle suit at all!"

Huh?Why am I focusing on the suit?

In order to calm the playful and profligate Tony and stop making indescribable noises, Rosalie had to make a huge sacrifice: go out to dinner with him.

Considering that Rosalie would have to work overtime, Tony thoughtfully chose a steakhouse near the publishing house. It is said that his steaks are tender, juicy and plentiful, making it a paradise for meat eaters.

Unfortunately, the restaurant was so busy that reservations had to be made three weeks in advance; but fortunately, Jarvis was very good at completing all kinds of impossible tasks set by Tony.So, after a series of "efforts" (Rosalie doesn't want to know the details), they booked the best seats in the steak house.

Tony: "You should promise me earlier, so Magda won't have the opportunity to spread rumors in the chat group that 'Rosalie actually finds a duck to vent her desire, she makes such a big noise, the building is about to collapse'" .”

Rosalie covered her face with her hands: "...Do you have to tell the details of the rumor? Can't you use a simple word—such as rumor, rumor, rumor, slander—to replace the whole content?"

Tony: "I'm practicing detailing. Didn't you say that this is the best skill in writing..."

There was killing intent in Rosalie's eyes, and her hands slowly approached the knife and fork.

Tony hurriedly changed his words: "Because I really enjoy playing an important role in your life. Even if my role in the rumors is not a positive one... Wait, why am I not a positive one? Although I sold my body , but I support myself, I..."

Rosalie raised the steak knife: "If you say one more word, I'll let you play a more important role in my life—the crazy rich man who was brutally killed and dismembered by me."

"Oh, that sounds so exciting!" Tony flipped through the menu, "First, let me confirm, am I the first millionaire psychopath you killed? This honor must belong to me!"

Rosalie: "... what if I say no?"

Tony showed a painful expression: "Then...then can you change my title to 'Talkful Rich Second Generation Handsome Crazy'? Then no one will compete with me for the first place."

Rosalie put down the steak knife and rolled her eyes: "I didn't expect you to be quite self-aware."

Tony rested his chin on one hand and winked at her: "Thank you, I love you!"

Looking at Tony's enchanting posture, charming eyes and elegant orchid fingers, Rosalie felt that she didn't need to eat anything, she was already full.

While waiting for the food to be served, they had a discussion on "how to clean up that dead eighth woman Magda".Tony thinks tit for tat, and Rosalie shares his view.

Tony: "Do you know Hulk? I can ask him to roll around in Magda's office and let him howl with ecstasy. Guess how the rumors will spread?"

Rosalie: "I don't think anyone will want to discuss gossip by then. Everyone should be busy running for their lives, right? Hulk really won't knock down the whole building?"

Tony: "Hulk can not only knock down entire buildings, but also destroy entire streets. This will give me the opportunity to take advantage of the opportunity to buy Parchment Press when the stock price is lowest, and then move your office to Stark to the building."

Rosalie laughed twice: "Hahahaha, you are so humorous."

Tony: "Finally someone understands my sense of humor. Look, we are so in tune, what's the word to describe it? Oh, like-minded!"

Rosalie: "First of all, how did you come to this conclusion? Second, Tony, you don't know me well. In fact, I have many shortcomings..."

Tony: "Is this a coincidence? I also have many shortcomings, ask Rhodes if you don't believe me."

Rosalie: "I'm so busy with work that I don't have time for relationships."

Tony: "Although you don't have time, I have time to talk! Isn't this just complementary?"

What Tony said was straightforward, and it sounded very reasonable at first glance.But only at first glance, once you listen carefully, you will find that his words are full of loopholes like fishing nets, and there is no logic at all.

Rosalie's head hurts: "Tony, don't make excuses."

Tony blinked and blinked his eyes: "You are so powerful, you can tell at a glance that I am arguing. Ah~ You look so sexy when you dislike me! Roll your eyes at me again!"

Rosalie: ....I really can't talk today.

Rosalie ran to the bathroom to call Victoire Weasley on the pretext of needing to touch up her makeup.Victova's mother clan has Veela blood from Kengguokengcheng. Because the girls in the clan are too charming, the family has passed down a set of magical skills to deal with annoying suitors.

Rosalie: "Beforehand, I don't want to hurt Tony, I just want to politely reject him."

Victorova: "Come on! I don't know you yet? If you really wanted to reject Tony, you would have released the monsters in the suitcase to hunt him down."

Rosalie: "How do you know I didn't? The Winged Demon released it twice, okay? The Poison Horned Beast chased him for five streets! But he just won't give up, what do you want me to do?"

Viktoria rubbed her chin: "In this case..."

Rosalie was full of anticipation: "How?"

Viktorova: "It means he is serious, I suggest you follow suit!"

Rosalie: "...are there other options?"

Viktoria: "Do him, or follow him, you choose."

Rosalie was out of breath: "That's it? How on earth did you become the editor-in-chief of the emotional column of the "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry" school newspaper? I am really ashamed of your Veela ancestors. I would rather give birth to you than just sniffing." .”

Viktoria: "Your uncle! Who would you say is worse than Xixiu?"

Rosalie: "Huh? Did I just say something?"

Victoire has nothing to do with her: "Okay, okay, I'll go back and ask my mother for you, she is so cruel in rejecting people! My uncle, Ron, do you remember? When I invited her to the Christmas ball, it turned out... ...Hey, Ron said that the psychological shadow area left by that incident has never shrunk by half."

Rosalie: "Tsk tsk, Auntie Furong is so powerful, why did you... hey, you bought the tickets for the Quidditch World Cup, right?"

Viktoria: "...you wait for me!"

Rosalie returned to the table, and the waiter had already arranged the fragrant dishes.Opposite her, Tony felt quite satisfied after tasting the wine, and was about to raise his hand to signal the waiter to pour the wine.

Rosalie suddenly discovered that Tony was actually quite elegant and cute when he was not playing tricks.

Tony: "Since you have to go back to work overtime, I replaced the red wine with roselle juice. But... But I love tasting wine, especially the moment when I raise my hand to signal the waiter to pour the wine, so I can't help it... ..."

Rosalie interrupted him gently: "It's okay, you can try whatever you want, I won't reveal your childish behavior to Gossip Weekly."

When Rhodes and Steve left the gym, their text messages rang at the same time. (Still can't tell the difference between MMS, SMS and email) Steve wisely pretended not to hear, waiting for Rhodes to relay the content to him.

Rhodes: "Well, Tony and Rosalie are eating at the steak house. Wow! It's not a chance meeting, it's eating together!"

Steve is horrified: "What did he do to Rosalie? Kidnapping is illegal!"

Rhodes: "He said he conquered Rosalie with his charm..."

Steve: "...Does Rosalie know about this?"

Rhodes: "I'll ask him."

Tony quickly replied to them: "This is how my imagination is wiped out by you! No wonder I keep getting rejected!"

Steve: "It seems that Rosalie really didn't know that she was conquered by Tony's charm."

Rhodes sent Steve's exact words to Tony.

Tony: "Why are you sending the message for Steve? He really can't tell the difference between MMS, SMS and email hahahahaha!"

Steve: "Well, it's very typical Stark style to try to attack my IQ in order to change the subject. Needless to say, Tony is covering it up. He must have been rejected by Rosalie again."

Rhodes: "What you said makes sense, so how should we fight back?"

Steve picked up the sandbag coldly: "I wish him a smooth draft next time."

Rhodes typed coldly: "Dear Tony, on behalf of all the Avengers, I wish you a smooth draft next time, love you!"

Tony who received the "blessing": "..."

Sure enough, ginger is still old and spicy, and the ancients did not deceive me.

The author has something to say: Magda: There seems to be a dark wind sweeping down my spine.....

①Victoire Weasley: Fleur and Bill's eldest daughter, her boyfriend is Teddy Lupine, who appeared in the last chapter of "Ha 7".