[Plane] The Road of the Male God
Chapter 2 begins with the text
Going to be a bridesmaid turns out to be a shield for a wedding, what is it?What's more, she didn't regret it afterwards, and Bai Er was also sent back by the groom!Why was Baier bullied for nothing?
As soon as Yaxuan got angry, she yelled and cursed in the group of classmates. Several male classmates who attended the wedding stood up and said that she was one of the perpetrators and wanted to apologize to Baier.Using hacking techniques, Yi Han hacked Zhu Ting's computer and obtained the list of wedding banquets. After comparison and reference, he found more than 50 male guests.
More than 40 of them said they would go to Baier's house to apologize to Baier after learning about Baier's affairs.But Zhu Ting, the heroine of the wedding, refused to show up for a long time, and refused to apologize to Bai Er from the beginning to the end, and finally the groom came to apologize on his behalf.
After accepting everyone's apologies, Baier's mental state improved a little bit, and he voluntarily requested to receive treatment from a psychologist. Under the double treatment of medicine and psychological counseling from a doctor, Baier finally got rid of the shadow of the wedding incident slowly.
"I hope that Baier's heart will be stronger after this experience." Yi Han sighed when Yaxuan talked about Baier.
"I will definitely." Ya Xuan replied firmly.
Unknowingly, Yi Han has been in this new plane for half a year, and the hacking techniques he exchanged before are becoming increasingly mature.
Recently, Yaxuan's cell phone accidentally fell into the bathtub, and Yi Han was in charge of saving the cell phone.After drying the mobile phone, the memory information of the mobile phone has been damaged to some extent.When Yi Han restored the information on Yaxuan's mobile phone, he accidentally discovered a secret in Yaxuan's mobile phone - a software bundled virus with elementary intelligence.
After analyzing the virus, Yi Han finally found the root of the so-called "negative state" of Yaxuan in the mission.The name of the virus is "Floyd Virus", and the mother program is a piece of code in the Xunqi Heartbeat APP file in Yaxuan's mobile phone. After modification, a new hidden program - the Freud effect is generated.This hidden program contains a variety of text, picture and music that induce mental illness.Just like the banned music known as "Black Friday", these contents cause mental pathology through mobile phone advertisements, mobile phone ringtones and vibration frequencies, etc.
The M man Yaxuan met at the beginning originally had a tendency to be M, but under the inducement it intensified; Xiaolin originally just wanted to lose weight, but eventually suffered from bulimia nervosa; Yu Nan was just a loli|li| Accused, but eventually became a pedophile and murderer; Bai Er also suffered from social phobia directly after suffering a major setback...
The inner demons and fears became larger and larger under induction, and finally led to mental illness.Yaxuan's "negative effect" is indeed terrifying, because it uses technology to manipulate people's hearts.
After Yi Han killed the "Floyd virus", he fell into deep thought: Who made this virus?Besides Yaxuan, how many people in this plane have this virus hidden in their mobile phones?What is the purpose of the producer?
Yi Han suddenly remembered what the protagonist of the second disease in a novel he had read said before, "My existence is to destroy the whole world. My purpose is to destroy all stupid people. This world only needs high A lunatic with an IQ does not need a mortal without a brain."
No matter what the person who wrote the "Floyd virus" code thought, since Yi Han already knew the danger of this virus, he naturally announced it.
When Yi Han released this virus on the technical forum, many people thought that Yi Han was directing and acting in a play, but when more and more people discovered that this virus was indeed hidden in mobile phones and computers in the form of a Trojan horse However, the guesses given by Yi Han are becoming more and more established. Leaving aside the bloody storm that has set off on the Internet, the Qiqixinbeat software company that was exploited by people has completely disappeared under the suppression of the government.
Although everyone knows that this software is just cannon fodder, the angered people don’t think so. After all, people who download this software are likely to become crazy.In particular, this "crazy" is not a derogatory term but a real "crazy".
And after Yi Han announced the "Floyd virus" special killing software, the system reminded him that the task had been completed.As for the delay in meeting Zuo Ximing, Yi Han doesn't feel that Yi Han, as long as they love each other, he will definitely come to find him in the next plane.Imagining the scene where Xi Ming found himself stronger when he saw him again, I was a little excited when I thought about it.
Back in the system space, a new name tag appeared in Yi Han's backpack.On one side of the name tag are shields and spears, with "Floyd virus" stamped on it in cursive fonts, and on the other side is a family portrait of the Kim family.
Yi Han smiled. Although they didn't get along for a long time, the Jin family gave him the warmth of a family.Yi Han brushed across the family portrait of the Jin family lightly with his fingers, smiling and waiting for the next task to come.
The author has something to say: This is the end of the world without small gongs~
Maybe Xiao Gong will not appear in the next world~ When we meet again, Xiao Han will definitely surprise Xiao Gong!
The comments from the friends who left new comments in the last chapter are gone, so sad!Finally, a new friend left a comment and I am so happy to say it!
Under the preview, the next story is: My neighbor A Piao is a great writer
Friends (づ ̄3 ̄)づ
☆、The neighbor next door is a ghost 1
"Thick eyebrows, big eyes and a straight nose, I'll go, the profile is also handsome and I'm full of blood. Handsome guy, why didn't you move here sooner!! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"!"
"The handsome guy is so tall, he should be 1.8 meters. I can't reach the top cabinet. I'm completely envious and jealous..."
"The line of the forearm is also very good, I really want to touch it..."
"Your fingers are so slender and your skin is so good. Brother, what skin care products do you use? If you are naturally beautiful, it will make you kneel..."
"You can cook! You must be so virtuous!"
"What the hell is this pile of codes? It must be something like rolling the keyboard. How can a programmer look like you..."
"The voice is absolutely beautiful! The healthy young man is receiving the sound!! Aww, I'm married to a male god, ahhh, I can only watch and can't chat, so sad..."
Ever since Yi Han moved to the new apartment in the morning, this transparent and cute girl has been talking non-stop around him. If the other party hadn't been evaluating him all the time, Yi Han would really like to say girl, I've actually heard everything you said.
This was Yi Han's second day in the new plane. On the first day, when he used the target compass to find out that the task target lived in this apartment, Yi Han immediately found the landlord to sign the contract.When he came to the apartment and saw the transparent girl floating in mid-air, Yi Han was sure that this was his mission target this time - Qi Ye.
The reason is simple, Yi Han doesn't have yin and yang eyes in the new plane, and the only ghosts he can see are the mission objects.When he was in the system space, Yi Han was told that his original body had been restored after completing the five task indicators. It can be said that his new life has completed the first step.In the next plane world, he can choose character positioning or body time travel. Of course, Yi Han chose body time travel, but for this he must do a good job of keeping it secret, and ensure that as few people as possible know him, so as not to give the executor Planar amnestics after leaving make it more difficult.
It was also because of the body time travel, so when Yi Han heard A Piao's sister kept praising him, Yi Han suddenly felt so ashamed, and didn't reply to A Piao's words immediately.This also caused Yi Han to tidy up the room, and when he started writing codes to earn living expenses after lunch, the girl was still chattering beside her.
"Brother, when will you finish coding and go to bed? I can imagine that you are completely drooling when you lie on the bed, ah, and there is a beauty out of the bath, will you have eight-pack abs—" Hearing this, Finally, Yi Han couldn't help but blushed, and answered after a moment of consideration, "Ahem, sister, you can't see your eight-pack abs."
"Oh? Doesn't the male god exercise often... Uh, wait... I actually got a reply?!!" The girl jumped aside in surprise.
Yi Han turned to face the girl, scratched his hair and said, "Hello, my name is Yi Han."
"What!!!! You can see me and hear me?!!!" The girl patted her chest in horror, then straightened her pajamas and hair in embarrassment.
Yes, the A Piao girl in front of her was wearing a pink rabbit one-piece pajamas, a pair of rogue rabbit cotton slippers on her feet, and a rabbit headband in her hair.In addition, after becoming Piao, it is somewhat transparent, much like a Two-dimensional anime character.
"I, my name is Qi Ye. You, hello." After calming down, the girl replied a little cautiously.
"Uh, actually, you don't need to suppress your nature, I don't mean to be angry." Yi Han looked at the girl's frightened look, she really looked like a rabbit.
"Really, how can you see me, male god? You don't know how boring I am talking in this room, I can only stay in this apartment and can't run out, I can only float on this floor ...Ah, male god, can you buy me a pack of spicy strips first, I haven't eaten spicy strips for a long time...Ah, there is also the soup dumpling downstairs, it is completely delicious..." The girl relaxed, I started to talk endlessly again, and later I was immersed in food fantasy and couldn't extricate myself.
Thinking of the girl who cooked noodle soup by herself drooling beside her just now, Yi Han burst out laughing, she really is a foodie, she was quite dumbfounded.
After Qi Yenao finished all kinds of delicacies, he started chatting with Yi Han again.During the conversation, Yi Han learned that Qi Ye's sister was originally a resident of 602 next door, but later she became A Piao because of a heart attack and had no time to ask for help. Later, the landlord found out that she was dead when she was collecting rent.It's just that Qi Ye's body was taken away by her family, but she turned into an earth-bound spirit, and could only float around in the apartment on this floor.
"Didn't people say that the earth-bound spirits couldn't ascend to heaven because their wishes were not fulfilled or they couldn't let go of their loved ones. How did I become an earth-bound spirit? It's really sad to be a single dog until I die. Hey!" Qi Ye had a crying face when he said this.
"Then do you have any wish that you can't let go of? Or is it because you miss your family? I can help you." Yi Han finally said what he wanted to say a long time ago.
"I have a younger brother, so I don't worry too much about my parents, but I'm sorry for them, and let them send the white-haired one to the black-haired one, ah, I'm an unfilial daughter..."
"How about I visit them as your classmate?" Yi Han said cautiously.
"Really? Male god, you are really a good person, woo woo... ah, and those holes I dug before, several of them are almost finished, and I really want to say woo woo..."
"Pits? Tree holes? Flower beds? I can fill them in for you."
"Ah!!!! Goddess, you are so awesome!! Although I'm not talking about this pit, but are you really willing to help me?!" If this is a comic, Yi Han thinks that Qi Ye must have a pair of star eyes now .
"Well, really. I will help you." Yi Han said seriously.Although this is the content of the mission, seeing Qi Ye's situation, Yi Han also wanted to help her from the bottom of his heart.
Next, from Qi Ye's mouth, Yi Han knew that the girl was an internet writer, and also a writer who mixed in various websites. At the beginning, she published a newspaper article on the Red Dot Chinese website, but she didn't expect her brain to open The newspaper article about aliens transforming human beings rushing to the stars actually achieved good results.If she continued to write, she might become a rare little goddess writer on the Red Dot Chinese website, but she was cheated.He even dug a pit where a genius with a high IQ planned multiple crimes, and the trap was in the chapter where the genius escaped from prison.
Later, Qi Ye wore a vest and dug several pits on the channel of Red Dot Chinese Network □□. There was a female president who wore the Han Dynasty to save the Eastern Han Dynasty and regained Cao Cao and Liu Bei. The famous doctor's farming text... In short, countless souls died under the Qi Ye pit on the red dot Chinese website.
Later, Qi Ye continued to fight in the green river network in a vest, leaving dozens of holes.Although only a few articles have been written, but the quality of the articles is high, the plot is exciting, and the writing is good, Qi Ye has become a little god of Lujiang.com.And Qi Ye's name of "Peng Niang" is getting louder and louder.
Although the "Peng Niang" became popular, Qi Ye didn't attract many black fans. One of the important reasons is that although Qi Ye left a lot of pits, they were all being filled, but the update time made people crazy. Good articles are even updated once a few months.In the intervening months, several new pits appeared.
Yi Han felt a little helpless when he looked at the bottom of each article, "I hope you can update this article, don't dig a new hole". "Why do you dig so many pits? Why do I feel that I have been pitted by you?"
"Hey, hey, you can't blame me, I always want to start a new article when I think of a new meme. But I promise, now I just need you to help me fill in my previous pitfalls! There are probably more than 100 articles , male god, you can do it! I believe in your coding speed!" Qi Ye said with some dog legs.
Yi Han could only agree.However, Yi Han also admired Qi Ye a little. Although she looked dumbfounded, her grades in the article still proved her talent. He also graduated from the Chinese Department before, but he didn't have her aura and talent.
The first hole that Qi Ye will fill is her "Kidnapping the Whole Earth" published on the Red Dot Chinese website. The Internet is rare, but what is even rarer is that this article is still regarded as a classic, and people continue to jump into the pit.
"It's been serialized for eight years? Holy shit, how old are you?" Yi Han was a little surprised, because Qi Ye looked like a child.
"Ahem, although I have a childlike face, I am already 29." Qi Ye rubbed his nose in embarrassment.
Yi Han was really shocked by Qi Ye, she was indeed too childish, and she had very little taste.However, when Yi Han listened to Qi Ye's narration and started typing, Yi Han completely abandoned these thoughts and immersed himself in the words.Qi Ye's story is indeed magical and very attractive.
Before he knew it, Yi Han had already helped to code more than 5 characters. During this period, Qi Ye talked about it many times and found new cute memes, and wanted to start a new article.Yi Han only helped to create a new file name, and urged Qi Ye to continue telling the story of "Kidnapping the Whole Earth", and only then did the new chapter with more than 5 words finally come out.
"Male god, you are so fast. It will take me at least three days to type these words! In the past, this time was only enough for me to write an outline! And you are a little angel! You can't understand a lot of my colloquial things. Can help me express it!" Qi Ye said excitedly.
Yi Han can only be thankful that he read Chinese before, otherwise he really couldn't keep up with Qi Ye's train of thought.Yi Han looked at the time, and it was already time for dinner, so he thought about going to the supermarket to buy some food and cook something delicious for Qi Ye at night.The girl Qi Ye is still very attractive, she is very similar to the sister next door, and she is very talented.Yi Han felt that he had developed a love for talents, and Qi Ye also liked food, so he wanted to satisfy her stomach.
Speaking of which, Qi Ye also overturned Yi Han's impression of ghosts.Yi Han never thought that Qi Ye could "eat" things even though he couldn't touch them.Just now when Qi Ye was talking dry, Yi Han poured a glass of water for Qi Ye. Qi Ye couldn't get the water glass, so he went to the mouth of the glass to drink. Although the water in the glass didn't decrease, Qi Ye said, "Drink The water is here! I have boiled water! It’s been a long time since I’ve had water, but it’s so sweet!” Then Yi Han gave Qi Ye the fruit he brought from the move, and finally verified that Qi Ye could “eat” the fruit.Later, Yi Han ate the fruit Qi Ye's sister had "eaten", and it tasted like nothing, so he had to accept this unscientific phenomenon: ghosts can really eat.
In the evening, Yi Han accepted Qi Ye's order and made a lot of meat dishes, including garlic pork belly, digital ribs, fish-flavored shredded pork, braised pig's trotters, and Qi Ye ate it so much that he yelled "Xinghu wants to die La!! Awow!!"
Seeing Qi Ye's happy look, Yi Han thought it was quite amusing. He took a photo of Qi Ye with his mobile phone. Although there was no Qi Ye in the photo, but only a large table of food, Qi Ye happily expressed that he wanted Yi Han to help pass it on on her Weibo.
This familiar "show off" reminded Yi Han of Xi Ming, Xi Ming, an idiot who can't find himself in this plane, right?When we meet again, we must punish him.
The author has something to say: Well, Xiaoqi is a cute girl writer, although she is very cute, Yi Han is still my little girl~~
Under Ergou's inquiry, Xiaoxi immediately went to build a group happily. There is a little flying fish in Shangxi (you can find the group name by searching the group, or search Sisi Wuerbabalinglu Sisi~~ to moles Xiao Both Xi and Xiaoxi can come here~~la la la~~)
☆、The neighbor next door is a ghost 2
#神坟《Kidnapping All Human Beings》is over, did you make it#
Recently, this post has been heated up on the Red Dot Chinese Forum. One important reason is that there are countless souls in this article, and another reason is that no one thought that this [-]-word old article would actually end. up!
"I fell into this pit since elementary school, and I didn't climb out of it when I was in college. As a result, I haven't graduated from college, and the pit has been filled! Author, come out for me and let's talk about life!" The words of one of the senior forum moderators can basically represent The voice of most people.
However, there are also a large number of newcomers who searched this divine book and wondered, "I read that "Kidnapping All Mankind" has only written more than 50 chapters, and it is not finished yet? It also fell into another trap of this author by the way! It's all broken, okay?" !"
This has put a knife in the heart of many senior readers.It turned out that Qi Ye's "Kidnapping All Humanity" was first published on Red Dot in 2007, and it was discontinued in December 2009. It was updated a year later and only updated a thousand words. By the way, the new book "Super Conspirator" was released. The new book was updated after more than 12 million words were updated.Afterwards, the two books were serialized at a slow rate of 150 words per year, which was heartbreaking! In 2012, the great master of another website also opened a new hole, the name is also called "Kidnapping All Human Beings", because an article written by this great master in 2010 has been discontinued for a long time, and many readers of Qi Ye feel that this great master and Qi Ye is the same person, so they have jumped into the new pit with the same name one after another. Although the subject matter is different, they are equally fascinating, but the result is still a break!Not even a new year!
So when new readers raised this question, many old readers who jumped through multiple pitfalls were delighted to hear it, and popularized the novel of the same name by two pit gods from different websites.
And Qi Ye, one of the gods who were talked about by everyone, was lying comfortably on the sofa, eating ice cream and watching a variety show, and he laughed a lot when he saw the star's brand-tearing battle on TV.
"Student Xiaoqi, isn't your smile a bit exaggerated?" Yi Han said helplessly as he finished programming and went to the living room to drink water, looking at Qi Ye.
"Oh, it's really funny, okay, or come over and have a look." Qi Ye said while eating potato chips.
"I remembered that there seemed to be no food in the refrigerator, do you want to go to the supermarket together later?" Yi Han asked.
The reason why Yi Han asked this is because Qi Ye has been materializing continuously for more than a month, and now he no longer looks like a transparent little person.Qi Ye will not leave food residue after eating. She can eat, drink, jump, jump and take selfies. No matter how you look at it, she is a normal girl. Yi Han guesses that this has something to do with the "spirit-inducing artifact" props she got back then. .Speaking of props, Pandora's Box still hasn't dropped any props in this world, and Yi Han wants to throw this prop in the system backpack forever.
When it came to food, Qi Ye immediately bounced off the sofa and ran to the room to change.Although Qi Ye wrapped himself up in sportswear in the summer, wearing a mask and sunglasses, it was weird, but Yi Han knew that it was all because Qi Ye was scared.Whoever goes out and gets scorched by the sun and suffers heart-piercing pain will be fully armed like Qi Ye when he goes out next time.
"Yeah, there are shrimps, I want to eat shrimps."
"There's meat! Beef! Chicken! There's a lot of meat, it's a good idea to eat meat now and not gain weight!"
"Enoki mushrooms are my love! Ah, and crabs!"
Seeing Qi Ye beside him throwing all kinds of ingredients into the shopping cart until it was full, Yi Han almost fell to his knees. Could it be that every ghost is a big eater?
"Aren't you hungry after so long? Don't you want to eat quickly?" Qi Ye withdrew his hand only after hearing Yi Han's words.
"Male God, your cooking skills have conquered my stomach as always, so Xinghu la la la." After eating enough, Qi Ye nestled on the sofa and started humming.
"Pighead Seven, when are you going to fill in the hole after eating enough?" Since helping Qi Ye fill in the hole in "Kidnapping All Humanity", Yi Han also searched Qi Ye's other articles, and the result is that he became the number one. As a fan, when Qi Ye was idle, he wanted to urge her to update.
"Wuuuu, I don't want to code words, you know my scumbag hand speed, the kind of four or five hundred words an hour...don't be so cruel to me..." Qi Ye wailed for a while.
"Didn't someone swear to fill in all the pits? I'll help you type too!" Yi Han pulled Qi Ye up from the sofa and rubbed her dull hair.
"Hey, but I have opened up several new holes in the past few days. I feel that the road to filling the holes is far away..." Qi Ye walked to the study with a sad face, hugging him like a child who made a mistake. The laptop is nestled in the sofa.
This sofa was ordered by Qi Ye immediately after receiving the manuscript fee. If Qi Ye used to be reluctant to buy such an expensive sofa, but now that he is "dead", of course he should enjoy life.As soon as Qi Ye lay down on the soft sofa, he squinted his eyes again as if suffering from laziness.
"Which article do you want to update next? I helped you sort out the previous updated articles. There are a total of [-] articles. Under the pseudonym Qiye Shengjun on the Red Dot Chinese Network, there are "Kidnapping All Humans" and "Super Conspirator". This book, in the column of the same website as the cold bullying flower, there are three books: "The Empress of the Han Dynasty", "The Goddess Doctor Through Time", and "The Lady Dressed in Qing Dynasty", under the three vests of Wang Ergou, Kora, and I Love Chestnuts from Lujiang.com There are about thirty articles." Yi Han looked at the transcripts he made before and said slowly, Qi Ye really deserves to be a master of pit digging.
"How come there are so many! A few days ago, I registered a new vest and posted two articles..." Qi Ye immediately covered his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth.
"What new vest?" Yi Han didn't miss hearing.
"The name is Haha, and I used my newly registered Weibo account to register. Anyway, the password for all accounts is the same." Qi Ye slumped forward in frustration.
"Wait, give me all the author numbers and passwords. By the way, I am very surprised that you only signed with the account kora on Lujiang Online?" In Yi Han's view, as a full-time writer, he wrote 60 It is really incredible to have multiple free web articles.
"Because Lujiang.com bans vests, but there are so many little angels in Lujiang. I really like chatting with readers, so I can have fun with it hahaha."
"Then which article are you going to finish next? I really like your article "Traveling through the Goddess Doctor." Although this article about a modern female neurosurgeon who traveled to ancient times to become a doctor only wrote about [-] words, but The plot is compact, with strong medical knowledge and no flaws. Only now is the plot of the first case that has just started after leaving a small village to become a maid.
"Uh, I wrote it when I was in college. At that time, the male god was a student of medical school. I was obsessed with medicine in order to chase the male god. I don't seem to have an outline for this article..." Qi Ye's words were like a bucket of cold water Splashed Yi Han's heart.
"Okay, so which one are you going to code first?"
""Super Conspirator", since I died unexpectedly in the apartment, I really want to post this newspaper article. Did you create it? Floating here every day without delicious food, and without water and electricity, the super boring pain, did you create it... "Qi Ye's resentment didn't erupt until now, Yi Han can only say that girl, your reflex arc is too long, I thought you would start complaining as soon as we met.
In the following time, Qi Ye talked about various conspiracy stories while complaining. As the plot unfolded, Yi Han felt that his IQ gradually became insufficient. People are killed.And looking at Qi Ye who is as docile as a rabbit, Yi Han can only say that this is a cute contrast?
#Seven Nights Saint King Returns#
This is another popular post that many senior readers of Red Dot Chinese Network have been reading recently.With the end of "Kidnapping All Humanity", the other god pit of the Seven Nights Saint has also started to be updated steadily, and it is an update of [-] words per day. Isn't it also transformed by aliens, otherwise how could there be such a big change.Compared with the black history of the two thousand daily changes in the past, it is a heaven and a world compared with the present.
And Qi Ye's writer group exploded, because Qi Ye has never announced his female identity, so a bunch of rough guys in the group are all kinds of molesting him.
"Little Qizi, you're so serious, have you been on|hanging up or have you taken medicine lately?"
"Is Xiao Qizi coming back so fiercely?"
"Little Qizi, you, the protagonist, are simply insane. I'll go. Don't cheat me again. I've fallen into the trap too."
This group of writers is full of new writers from the Red Dot Chinese website eight years ago, but now eight years have passed, two-thirds of the group have become master writers, and the rest are small God level.In the past, Qi Ye chatted with them very well, and was ridiculed as a handicapped little seven, but after the breakup, he gradually stopped talking in the group, and this return actually blasted many diving masters out.
"Xiao Qizi, my brother still has a place to tweet, do you want to save one for you?" Many great gods kindly recommended for Qi Ye, which moved Qi Ye a little.
"Thank you brothers (*^__^*)" Qi Ye's bubbling attracted many great gods to tease him again.
"Well, I will definitely write well." Qi Ye clenched his fists and said.
"It's good to know, I will speed up the code!" Yi Han also teased Qi Ye.
Because of the quick updates and the recommendations of many great gods, Qi Ye's "Super Conspirator" was quickly promoted on the homepage, and even received millions of rewards from local tyrants. When it was announced that "Super Conspirator" won the first million leader", Qi Ye was so excited that he rolled the keyboard on the computer.
#I didn't expect to have such a great sense of accomplishment in filling the pit! #
Yi Han felt that this must be the biggest feeling in Qi Ye's heart.
In short, by the time Qi Ye's "Super Conspirator" is finished, this article has become very popular, and Qi Ye has also changed from a marginalized small god to a great writer. The so-called one book is nothing more than that.
But Yi Han believes that if the readers of the Red Dot Chinese website know that the author of such a majestic article is a female author, then everyone will be even more surprised.
"Qi Ye, is there a physical store planning to publish the book "Super Conspirator"? What do you think of this contract? Should we meet and discuss?" Qi Ye's editor's words suddenly made Qi Ye fall into deep thought.
The income from the book can be bound to different assets, but an ID card is required to sign the contract, and Qi Ye’s identity cannot be used to sign the contract, because she is already "dead", although her life now seems to be the same as before , but Qi Ye is no longer Qi Ye, her body has long been cremated.
Qi Ye knew that he had always been a slow-witted person, but when he realized that he was really dead, he fell into a daze.Although I can eat and dance, I can't breathe, my heart won't beat anymore, I'm afraid of the sun, no matter how much I eat, I won't get fat because I can't absorb it.
Yi Han sensed Qi Ye's uneasiness, and shook her hand, "Xiaoqi, are you alright?"
"God, I didn't really realize that I was dead until now." Qi Ye leaned on the sofa dejectedly.
"So we should cherish these days, shouldn't we? A good day is a day. You don't want to eat all the delicious food in the world?" Yi Han said with a smile.
"That's right! The biggest benefit of being a ghost is that you can't get fat no matter how much you eat! Goddess, you're right, I want to eat!" When it came to food, the foodie Xiaoqi got excited again.
"But what about my article? What about the contract?" Thinking of what he had just edited, Qi Ye fell into a daze again.
"If you don't worry about me, can you re-sign the contract in my name?" Yi Han proposed this solution. His identity will be eliminated by the system after he leaves, so Yi Han is not afraid of being discovered by himself.And this method can also protect Qi Ye to the greatest extent.
"Of course the male god is relieved, and Lujiang's contract can also be changed!" Qi Ye became happy again.
Contact the editor to re-sign the contract. After finalizing these, Qi Ye asked Yi Han to send the relevant documents to the editor, and he was relieved after everything was done.
"Now that we have money and sufficient physical strength, let's start eating all over the world!" Originally, it was just an expedient measure used by Yi Han to comfort Qi Ye, but now that it was really going to be implemented, Yi Han was still a little apprehensive.
"Wouldn't it be your new wish to eat all over the world?"
"Of course! I've decided. In the future, I will not only fill in all the pits, but also eat all the delicacies!" Qi Ye's voice was full of vigor.
And Yi Han, who was tasked with helping Qi Ye fulfill his wish, felt that he had dug a hole for himself. Originally, he only wanted to help fill in the hole with code words, but now he has to run around with this foodie!Can't be more nanny!I just want to be a quiet and handsome man!
Yi Han's long-lost complaints began to burn again.
However, Yi Han immediately came up with a good idea. He can exchange his wish points to light up his cooking skills, so that he doesn't have to travel around to eat delicious food.
"Xiaoqi, if you go to various places to play, you can't buy a train or plane ticket without an ID card, and if the sun outside accidentally shines on you, you will feel uncomfortable, should I make something for you to eat?" Yi Han suggested darkly.
"That's right, male god, you are really the best! Zhunzao!" Qi Ye happily rolled to the sofa and checked Weibo to watch American dramas.
Yi Han wiped the sweat from his forehead.The task this time is really a long way to go, so I definitely don't want to make any random proposals.
The author has something to say: I suddenly found a small bug when writing later, please modify it~
☆、The neighbor next door is a ghost 3
#Peng Niang Code#
Article [-]: As many holes as there are endless holes to dig and endless holes to fill, you can fill as much as you can.
Article [-]: The speed of filling holes will be accelerated in the gain state such as feeding/smoothing hair/good mood.
Article [-]: All the code words in the late stage of hand cancer are handed over to Hand Speed.
that's all.
"Lazy pig seven, your rules are too sloppy, right? Where is the cute girl who said she would work hard to fill the hole?" Yi Han looked at Qi Ye's handwritten rules and wanted to cut her rations.
After the end of "Super Conspirator", Qi Ye seemed to have completely fallen into a period of burnout, eating and sleeping all day long, and Yi Han replaced the author's Weibo talk on the Red Dot Chinese website a few days ago.Yi Han really wanted to quit and drive this lazy pig out of the house, but he also jumped into Qi Ye's several pits, so he had no choice but to compromise.Who knew that this girl Qi Ye was so aggressive, and wrote these three rules for cheating girls.
"I'm also exhausted. I was able to narrate so quickly before because I have been working on these two books for seven or eight years. I know the general plot direction very well, but the rest of the pitfalls were written on a whim. Damn, a lot of cute stalkers who have love have become thunders without love now." Qi Ye gnawed on the grilled cheese corn, chattering.
"Student Xiaoqi, I need to remind you that you have dug a total of
As soon as Yaxuan got angry, she yelled and cursed in the group of classmates. Several male classmates who attended the wedding stood up and said that she was one of the perpetrators and wanted to apologize to Baier.Using hacking techniques, Yi Han hacked Zhu Ting's computer and obtained the list of wedding banquets. After comparison and reference, he found more than 50 male guests.
More than 40 of them said they would go to Baier's house to apologize to Baier after learning about Baier's affairs.But Zhu Ting, the heroine of the wedding, refused to show up for a long time, and refused to apologize to Bai Er from the beginning to the end, and finally the groom came to apologize on his behalf.
After accepting everyone's apologies, Baier's mental state improved a little bit, and he voluntarily requested to receive treatment from a psychologist. Under the double treatment of medicine and psychological counseling from a doctor, Baier finally got rid of the shadow of the wedding incident slowly.
"I hope that Baier's heart will be stronger after this experience." Yi Han sighed when Yaxuan talked about Baier.
"I will definitely." Ya Xuan replied firmly.
Unknowingly, Yi Han has been in this new plane for half a year, and the hacking techniques he exchanged before are becoming increasingly mature.
Recently, Yaxuan's cell phone accidentally fell into the bathtub, and Yi Han was in charge of saving the cell phone.After drying the mobile phone, the memory information of the mobile phone has been damaged to some extent.When Yi Han restored the information on Yaxuan's mobile phone, he accidentally discovered a secret in Yaxuan's mobile phone - a software bundled virus with elementary intelligence.
After analyzing the virus, Yi Han finally found the root of the so-called "negative state" of Yaxuan in the mission.The name of the virus is "Floyd Virus", and the mother program is a piece of code in the Xunqi Heartbeat APP file in Yaxuan's mobile phone. After modification, a new hidden program - the Freud effect is generated.This hidden program contains a variety of text, picture and music that induce mental illness.Just like the banned music known as "Black Friday", these contents cause mental pathology through mobile phone advertisements, mobile phone ringtones and vibration frequencies, etc.
The M man Yaxuan met at the beginning originally had a tendency to be M, but under the inducement it intensified; Xiaolin originally just wanted to lose weight, but eventually suffered from bulimia nervosa; Yu Nan was just a loli|li| Accused, but eventually became a pedophile and murderer; Bai Er also suffered from social phobia directly after suffering a major setback...
The inner demons and fears became larger and larger under induction, and finally led to mental illness.Yaxuan's "negative effect" is indeed terrifying, because it uses technology to manipulate people's hearts.
After Yi Han killed the "Floyd virus", he fell into deep thought: Who made this virus?Besides Yaxuan, how many people in this plane have this virus hidden in their mobile phones?What is the purpose of the producer?
Yi Han suddenly remembered what the protagonist of the second disease in a novel he had read said before, "My existence is to destroy the whole world. My purpose is to destroy all stupid people. This world only needs high A lunatic with an IQ does not need a mortal without a brain."
No matter what the person who wrote the "Floyd virus" code thought, since Yi Han already knew the danger of this virus, he naturally announced it.
When Yi Han released this virus on the technical forum, many people thought that Yi Han was directing and acting in a play, but when more and more people discovered that this virus was indeed hidden in mobile phones and computers in the form of a Trojan horse However, the guesses given by Yi Han are becoming more and more established. Leaving aside the bloody storm that has set off on the Internet, the Qiqixinbeat software company that was exploited by people has completely disappeared under the suppression of the government.
Although everyone knows that this software is just cannon fodder, the angered people don’t think so. After all, people who download this software are likely to become crazy.In particular, this "crazy" is not a derogatory term but a real "crazy".
And after Yi Han announced the "Floyd virus" special killing software, the system reminded him that the task had been completed.As for the delay in meeting Zuo Ximing, Yi Han doesn't feel that Yi Han, as long as they love each other, he will definitely come to find him in the next plane.Imagining the scene where Xi Ming found himself stronger when he saw him again, I was a little excited when I thought about it.
Back in the system space, a new name tag appeared in Yi Han's backpack.On one side of the name tag are shields and spears, with "Floyd virus" stamped on it in cursive fonts, and on the other side is a family portrait of the Kim family.
Yi Han smiled. Although they didn't get along for a long time, the Jin family gave him the warmth of a family.Yi Han brushed across the family portrait of the Jin family lightly with his fingers, smiling and waiting for the next task to come.
The author has something to say: This is the end of the world without small gongs~
Maybe Xiao Gong will not appear in the next world~ When we meet again, Xiao Han will definitely surprise Xiao Gong!
The comments from the friends who left new comments in the last chapter are gone, so sad!Finally, a new friend left a comment and I am so happy to say it!
Under the preview, the next story is: My neighbor A Piao is a great writer
Friends (づ ̄3 ̄)づ
☆、The neighbor next door is a ghost 1
"Thick eyebrows, big eyes and a straight nose, I'll go, the profile is also handsome and I'm full of blood. Handsome guy, why didn't you move here sooner!! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"!"
"The handsome guy is so tall, he should be 1.8 meters. I can't reach the top cabinet. I'm completely envious and jealous..."
"The line of the forearm is also very good, I really want to touch it..."
"Your fingers are so slender and your skin is so good. Brother, what skin care products do you use? If you are naturally beautiful, it will make you kneel..."
"You can cook! You must be so virtuous!"
"What the hell is this pile of codes? It must be something like rolling the keyboard. How can a programmer look like you..."
"The voice is absolutely beautiful! The healthy young man is receiving the sound!! Aww, I'm married to a male god, ahhh, I can only watch and can't chat, so sad..."
Ever since Yi Han moved to the new apartment in the morning, this transparent and cute girl has been talking non-stop around him. If the other party hadn't been evaluating him all the time, Yi Han would really like to say girl, I've actually heard everything you said.
This was Yi Han's second day in the new plane. On the first day, when he used the target compass to find out that the task target lived in this apartment, Yi Han immediately found the landlord to sign the contract.When he came to the apartment and saw the transparent girl floating in mid-air, Yi Han was sure that this was his mission target this time - Qi Ye.
The reason is simple, Yi Han doesn't have yin and yang eyes in the new plane, and the only ghosts he can see are the mission objects.When he was in the system space, Yi Han was told that his original body had been restored after completing the five task indicators. It can be said that his new life has completed the first step.In the next plane world, he can choose character positioning or body time travel. Of course, Yi Han chose body time travel, but for this he must do a good job of keeping it secret, and ensure that as few people as possible know him, so as not to give the executor Planar amnestics after leaving make it more difficult.
It was also because of the body time travel, so when Yi Han heard A Piao's sister kept praising him, Yi Han suddenly felt so ashamed, and didn't reply to A Piao's words immediately.This also caused Yi Han to tidy up the room, and when he started writing codes to earn living expenses after lunch, the girl was still chattering beside her.
"Brother, when will you finish coding and go to bed? I can imagine that you are completely drooling when you lie on the bed, ah, and there is a beauty out of the bath, will you have eight-pack abs—" Hearing this, Finally, Yi Han couldn't help but blushed, and answered after a moment of consideration, "Ahem, sister, you can't see your eight-pack abs."
"Oh? Doesn't the male god exercise often... Uh, wait... I actually got a reply?!!" The girl jumped aside in surprise.
Yi Han turned to face the girl, scratched his hair and said, "Hello, my name is Yi Han."
"What!!!! You can see me and hear me?!!!" The girl patted her chest in horror, then straightened her pajamas and hair in embarrassment.
Yes, the A Piao girl in front of her was wearing a pink rabbit one-piece pajamas, a pair of rogue rabbit cotton slippers on her feet, and a rabbit headband in her hair.In addition, after becoming Piao, it is somewhat transparent, much like a Two-dimensional anime character.
"I, my name is Qi Ye. You, hello." After calming down, the girl replied a little cautiously.
"Uh, actually, you don't need to suppress your nature, I don't mean to be angry." Yi Han looked at the girl's frightened look, she really looked like a rabbit.
"Really, how can you see me, male god? You don't know how boring I am talking in this room, I can only stay in this apartment and can't run out, I can only float on this floor ...Ah, male god, can you buy me a pack of spicy strips first, I haven't eaten spicy strips for a long time...Ah, there is also the soup dumpling downstairs, it is completely delicious..." The girl relaxed, I started to talk endlessly again, and later I was immersed in food fantasy and couldn't extricate myself.
Thinking of the girl who cooked noodle soup by herself drooling beside her just now, Yi Han burst out laughing, she really is a foodie, she was quite dumbfounded.
After Qi Yenao finished all kinds of delicacies, he started chatting with Yi Han again.During the conversation, Yi Han learned that Qi Ye's sister was originally a resident of 602 next door, but later she became A Piao because of a heart attack and had no time to ask for help. Later, the landlord found out that she was dead when she was collecting rent.It's just that Qi Ye's body was taken away by her family, but she turned into an earth-bound spirit, and could only float around in the apartment on this floor.
"Didn't people say that the earth-bound spirits couldn't ascend to heaven because their wishes were not fulfilled or they couldn't let go of their loved ones. How did I become an earth-bound spirit? It's really sad to be a single dog until I die. Hey!" Qi Ye had a crying face when he said this.
"Then do you have any wish that you can't let go of? Or is it because you miss your family? I can help you." Yi Han finally said what he wanted to say a long time ago.
"I have a younger brother, so I don't worry too much about my parents, but I'm sorry for them, and let them send the white-haired one to the black-haired one, ah, I'm an unfilial daughter..."
"How about I visit them as your classmate?" Yi Han said cautiously.
"Really? Male god, you are really a good person, woo woo... ah, and those holes I dug before, several of them are almost finished, and I really want to say woo woo..."
"Pits? Tree holes? Flower beds? I can fill them in for you."
"Ah!!!! Goddess, you are so awesome!! Although I'm not talking about this pit, but are you really willing to help me?!" If this is a comic, Yi Han thinks that Qi Ye must have a pair of star eyes now .
"Well, really. I will help you." Yi Han said seriously.Although this is the content of the mission, seeing Qi Ye's situation, Yi Han also wanted to help her from the bottom of his heart.
Next, from Qi Ye's mouth, Yi Han knew that the girl was an internet writer, and also a writer who mixed in various websites. At the beginning, she published a newspaper article on the Red Dot Chinese website, but she didn't expect her brain to open The newspaper article about aliens transforming human beings rushing to the stars actually achieved good results.If she continued to write, she might become a rare little goddess writer on the Red Dot Chinese website, but she was cheated.He even dug a pit where a genius with a high IQ planned multiple crimes, and the trap was in the chapter where the genius escaped from prison.
Later, Qi Ye wore a vest and dug several pits on the channel of Red Dot Chinese Network □□. There was a female president who wore the Han Dynasty to save the Eastern Han Dynasty and regained Cao Cao and Liu Bei. The famous doctor's farming text... In short, countless souls died under the Qi Ye pit on the red dot Chinese website.
Later, Qi Ye continued to fight in the green river network in a vest, leaving dozens of holes.Although only a few articles have been written, but the quality of the articles is high, the plot is exciting, and the writing is good, Qi Ye has become a little god of Lujiang.com.And Qi Ye's name of "Peng Niang" is getting louder and louder.
Although the "Peng Niang" became popular, Qi Ye didn't attract many black fans. One of the important reasons is that although Qi Ye left a lot of pits, they were all being filled, but the update time made people crazy. Good articles are even updated once a few months.In the intervening months, several new pits appeared.
Yi Han felt a little helpless when he looked at the bottom of each article, "I hope you can update this article, don't dig a new hole". "Why do you dig so many pits? Why do I feel that I have been pitted by you?"
"Hey, hey, you can't blame me, I always want to start a new article when I think of a new meme. But I promise, now I just need you to help me fill in my previous pitfalls! There are probably more than 100 articles , male god, you can do it! I believe in your coding speed!" Qi Ye said with some dog legs.
Yi Han could only agree.However, Yi Han also admired Qi Ye a little. Although she looked dumbfounded, her grades in the article still proved her talent. He also graduated from the Chinese Department before, but he didn't have her aura and talent.
The first hole that Qi Ye will fill is her "Kidnapping the Whole Earth" published on the Red Dot Chinese website. The Internet is rare, but what is even rarer is that this article is still regarded as a classic, and people continue to jump into the pit.
"It's been serialized for eight years? Holy shit, how old are you?" Yi Han was a little surprised, because Qi Ye looked like a child.
"Ahem, although I have a childlike face, I am already 29." Qi Ye rubbed his nose in embarrassment.
Yi Han was really shocked by Qi Ye, she was indeed too childish, and she had very little taste.However, when Yi Han listened to Qi Ye's narration and started typing, Yi Han completely abandoned these thoughts and immersed himself in the words.Qi Ye's story is indeed magical and very attractive.
Before he knew it, Yi Han had already helped to code more than 5 characters. During this period, Qi Ye talked about it many times and found new cute memes, and wanted to start a new article.Yi Han only helped to create a new file name, and urged Qi Ye to continue telling the story of "Kidnapping the Whole Earth", and only then did the new chapter with more than 5 words finally come out.
"Male god, you are so fast. It will take me at least three days to type these words! In the past, this time was only enough for me to write an outline! And you are a little angel! You can't understand a lot of my colloquial things. Can help me express it!" Qi Ye said excitedly.
Yi Han can only be thankful that he read Chinese before, otherwise he really couldn't keep up with Qi Ye's train of thought.Yi Han looked at the time, and it was already time for dinner, so he thought about going to the supermarket to buy some food and cook something delicious for Qi Ye at night.The girl Qi Ye is still very attractive, she is very similar to the sister next door, and she is very talented.Yi Han felt that he had developed a love for talents, and Qi Ye also liked food, so he wanted to satisfy her stomach.
Speaking of which, Qi Ye also overturned Yi Han's impression of ghosts.Yi Han never thought that Qi Ye could "eat" things even though he couldn't touch them.Just now when Qi Ye was talking dry, Yi Han poured a glass of water for Qi Ye. Qi Ye couldn't get the water glass, so he went to the mouth of the glass to drink. Although the water in the glass didn't decrease, Qi Ye said, "Drink The water is here! I have boiled water! It’s been a long time since I’ve had water, but it’s so sweet!” Then Yi Han gave Qi Ye the fruit he brought from the move, and finally verified that Qi Ye could “eat” the fruit.Later, Yi Han ate the fruit Qi Ye's sister had "eaten", and it tasted like nothing, so he had to accept this unscientific phenomenon: ghosts can really eat.
In the evening, Yi Han accepted Qi Ye's order and made a lot of meat dishes, including garlic pork belly, digital ribs, fish-flavored shredded pork, braised pig's trotters, and Qi Ye ate it so much that he yelled "Xinghu wants to die La!! Awow!!"
Seeing Qi Ye's happy look, Yi Han thought it was quite amusing. He took a photo of Qi Ye with his mobile phone. Although there was no Qi Ye in the photo, but only a large table of food, Qi Ye happily expressed that he wanted Yi Han to help pass it on on her Weibo.
This familiar "show off" reminded Yi Han of Xi Ming, Xi Ming, an idiot who can't find himself in this plane, right?When we meet again, we must punish him.
The author has something to say: Well, Xiaoqi is a cute girl writer, although she is very cute, Yi Han is still my little girl~~
Under Ergou's inquiry, Xiaoxi immediately went to build a group happily. There is a little flying fish in Shangxi (you can find the group name by searching the group, or search Sisi Wuerbabalinglu Sisi~~ to moles Xiao Both Xi and Xiaoxi can come here~~la la la~~)
☆、The neighbor next door is a ghost 2
#神坟《Kidnapping All Human Beings》is over, did you make it#
Recently, this post has been heated up on the Red Dot Chinese Forum. One important reason is that there are countless souls in this article, and another reason is that no one thought that this [-]-word old article would actually end. up!
"I fell into this pit since elementary school, and I didn't climb out of it when I was in college. As a result, I haven't graduated from college, and the pit has been filled! Author, come out for me and let's talk about life!" The words of one of the senior forum moderators can basically represent The voice of most people.
However, there are also a large number of newcomers who searched this divine book and wondered, "I read that "Kidnapping All Mankind" has only written more than 50 chapters, and it is not finished yet? It also fell into another trap of this author by the way! It's all broken, okay?" !"
This has put a knife in the heart of many senior readers.It turned out that Qi Ye's "Kidnapping All Humanity" was first published on Red Dot in 2007, and it was discontinued in December 2009. It was updated a year later and only updated a thousand words. By the way, the new book "Super Conspirator" was released. The new book was updated after more than 12 million words were updated.Afterwards, the two books were serialized at a slow rate of 150 words per year, which was heartbreaking! In 2012, the great master of another website also opened a new hole, the name is also called "Kidnapping All Human Beings", because an article written by this great master in 2010 has been discontinued for a long time, and many readers of Qi Ye feel that this great master and Qi Ye is the same person, so they have jumped into the new pit with the same name one after another. Although the subject matter is different, they are equally fascinating, but the result is still a break!Not even a new year!
So when new readers raised this question, many old readers who jumped through multiple pitfalls were delighted to hear it, and popularized the novel of the same name by two pit gods from different websites.
And Qi Ye, one of the gods who were talked about by everyone, was lying comfortably on the sofa, eating ice cream and watching a variety show, and he laughed a lot when he saw the star's brand-tearing battle on TV.
"Student Xiaoqi, isn't your smile a bit exaggerated?" Yi Han said helplessly as he finished programming and went to the living room to drink water, looking at Qi Ye.
"Oh, it's really funny, okay, or come over and have a look." Qi Ye said while eating potato chips.
"I remembered that there seemed to be no food in the refrigerator, do you want to go to the supermarket together later?" Yi Han asked.
The reason why Yi Han asked this is because Qi Ye has been materializing continuously for more than a month, and now he no longer looks like a transparent little person.Qi Ye will not leave food residue after eating. She can eat, drink, jump, jump and take selfies. No matter how you look at it, she is a normal girl. Yi Han guesses that this has something to do with the "spirit-inducing artifact" props she got back then. .Speaking of props, Pandora's Box still hasn't dropped any props in this world, and Yi Han wants to throw this prop in the system backpack forever.
When it came to food, Qi Ye immediately bounced off the sofa and ran to the room to change.Although Qi Ye wrapped himself up in sportswear in the summer, wearing a mask and sunglasses, it was weird, but Yi Han knew that it was all because Qi Ye was scared.Whoever goes out and gets scorched by the sun and suffers heart-piercing pain will be fully armed like Qi Ye when he goes out next time.
"Yeah, there are shrimps, I want to eat shrimps."
"There's meat! Beef! Chicken! There's a lot of meat, it's a good idea to eat meat now and not gain weight!"
"Enoki mushrooms are my love! Ah, and crabs!"
Seeing Qi Ye beside him throwing all kinds of ingredients into the shopping cart until it was full, Yi Han almost fell to his knees. Could it be that every ghost is a big eater?
"Aren't you hungry after so long? Don't you want to eat quickly?" Qi Ye withdrew his hand only after hearing Yi Han's words.
"Male God, your cooking skills have conquered my stomach as always, so Xinghu la la la." After eating enough, Qi Ye nestled on the sofa and started humming.
"Pighead Seven, when are you going to fill in the hole after eating enough?" Since helping Qi Ye fill in the hole in "Kidnapping All Humanity", Yi Han also searched Qi Ye's other articles, and the result is that he became the number one. As a fan, when Qi Ye was idle, he wanted to urge her to update.
"Wuuuu, I don't want to code words, you know my scumbag hand speed, the kind of four or five hundred words an hour...don't be so cruel to me..." Qi Ye wailed for a while.
"Didn't someone swear to fill in all the pits? I'll help you type too!" Yi Han pulled Qi Ye up from the sofa and rubbed her dull hair.
"Hey, but I have opened up several new holes in the past few days. I feel that the road to filling the holes is far away..." Qi Ye walked to the study with a sad face, hugging him like a child who made a mistake. The laptop is nestled in the sofa.
This sofa was ordered by Qi Ye immediately after receiving the manuscript fee. If Qi Ye used to be reluctant to buy such an expensive sofa, but now that he is "dead", of course he should enjoy life.As soon as Qi Ye lay down on the soft sofa, he squinted his eyes again as if suffering from laziness.
"Which article do you want to update next? I helped you sort out the previous updated articles. There are a total of [-] articles. Under the pseudonym Qiye Shengjun on the Red Dot Chinese Network, there are "Kidnapping All Humans" and "Super Conspirator". This book, in the column of the same website as the cold bullying flower, there are three books: "The Empress of the Han Dynasty", "The Goddess Doctor Through Time", and "The Lady Dressed in Qing Dynasty", under the three vests of Wang Ergou, Kora, and I Love Chestnuts from Lujiang.com There are about thirty articles." Yi Han looked at the transcripts he made before and said slowly, Qi Ye really deserves to be a master of pit digging.
"How come there are so many! A few days ago, I registered a new vest and posted two articles..." Qi Ye immediately covered his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth.
"What new vest?" Yi Han didn't miss hearing.
"The name is Haha, and I used my newly registered Weibo account to register. Anyway, the password for all accounts is the same." Qi Ye slumped forward in frustration.
"Wait, give me all the author numbers and passwords. By the way, I am very surprised that you only signed with the account kora on Lujiang Online?" In Yi Han's view, as a full-time writer, he wrote 60 It is really incredible to have multiple free web articles.
"Because Lujiang.com bans vests, but there are so many little angels in Lujiang. I really like chatting with readers, so I can have fun with it hahaha."
"Then which article are you going to finish next? I really like your article "Traveling through the Goddess Doctor." Although this article about a modern female neurosurgeon who traveled to ancient times to become a doctor only wrote about [-] words, but The plot is compact, with strong medical knowledge and no flaws. Only now is the plot of the first case that has just started after leaving a small village to become a maid.
"Uh, I wrote it when I was in college. At that time, the male god was a student of medical school. I was obsessed with medicine in order to chase the male god. I don't seem to have an outline for this article..." Qi Ye's words were like a bucket of cold water Splashed Yi Han's heart.
"Okay, so which one are you going to code first?"
""Super Conspirator", since I died unexpectedly in the apartment, I really want to post this newspaper article. Did you create it? Floating here every day without delicious food, and without water and electricity, the super boring pain, did you create it... "Qi Ye's resentment didn't erupt until now, Yi Han can only say that girl, your reflex arc is too long, I thought you would start complaining as soon as we met.
In the following time, Qi Ye talked about various conspiracy stories while complaining. As the plot unfolded, Yi Han felt that his IQ gradually became insufficient. People are killed.And looking at Qi Ye who is as docile as a rabbit, Yi Han can only say that this is a cute contrast?
#Seven Nights Saint King Returns#
This is another popular post that many senior readers of Red Dot Chinese Network have been reading recently.With the end of "Kidnapping All Humanity", the other god pit of the Seven Nights Saint has also started to be updated steadily, and it is an update of [-] words per day. Isn't it also transformed by aliens, otherwise how could there be such a big change.Compared with the black history of the two thousand daily changes in the past, it is a heaven and a world compared with the present.
And Qi Ye's writer group exploded, because Qi Ye has never announced his female identity, so a bunch of rough guys in the group are all kinds of molesting him.
"Little Qizi, you're so serious, have you been on|hanging up or have you taken medicine lately?"
"Is Xiao Qizi coming back so fiercely?"
"Little Qizi, you, the protagonist, are simply insane. I'll go. Don't cheat me again. I've fallen into the trap too."
This group of writers is full of new writers from the Red Dot Chinese website eight years ago, but now eight years have passed, two-thirds of the group have become master writers, and the rest are small God level.In the past, Qi Ye chatted with them very well, and was ridiculed as a handicapped little seven, but after the breakup, he gradually stopped talking in the group, and this return actually blasted many diving masters out.
"Xiao Qizi, my brother still has a place to tweet, do you want to save one for you?" Many great gods kindly recommended for Qi Ye, which moved Qi Ye a little.
"Thank you brothers (*^__^*)" Qi Ye's bubbling attracted many great gods to tease him again.
"Well, I will definitely write well." Qi Ye clenched his fists and said.
"It's good to know, I will speed up the code!" Yi Han also teased Qi Ye.
Because of the quick updates and the recommendations of many great gods, Qi Ye's "Super Conspirator" was quickly promoted on the homepage, and even received millions of rewards from local tyrants. When it was announced that "Super Conspirator" won the first million leader", Qi Ye was so excited that he rolled the keyboard on the computer.
#I didn't expect to have such a great sense of accomplishment in filling the pit! #
Yi Han felt that this must be the biggest feeling in Qi Ye's heart.
In short, by the time Qi Ye's "Super Conspirator" is finished, this article has become very popular, and Qi Ye has also changed from a marginalized small god to a great writer. The so-called one book is nothing more than that.
But Yi Han believes that if the readers of the Red Dot Chinese website know that the author of such a majestic article is a female author, then everyone will be even more surprised.
"Qi Ye, is there a physical store planning to publish the book "Super Conspirator"? What do you think of this contract? Should we meet and discuss?" Qi Ye's editor's words suddenly made Qi Ye fall into deep thought.
The income from the book can be bound to different assets, but an ID card is required to sign the contract, and Qi Ye’s identity cannot be used to sign the contract, because she is already "dead", although her life now seems to be the same as before , but Qi Ye is no longer Qi Ye, her body has long been cremated.
Qi Ye knew that he had always been a slow-witted person, but when he realized that he was really dead, he fell into a daze.Although I can eat and dance, I can't breathe, my heart won't beat anymore, I'm afraid of the sun, no matter how much I eat, I won't get fat because I can't absorb it.
Yi Han sensed Qi Ye's uneasiness, and shook her hand, "Xiaoqi, are you alright?"
"God, I didn't really realize that I was dead until now." Qi Ye leaned on the sofa dejectedly.
"So we should cherish these days, shouldn't we? A good day is a day. You don't want to eat all the delicious food in the world?" Yi Han said with a smile.
"That's right! The biggest benefit of being a ghost is that you can't get fat no matter how much you eat! Goddess, you're right, I want to eat!" When it came to food, the foodie Xiaoqi got excited again.
"But what about my article? What about the contract?" Thinking of what he had just edited, Qi Ye fell into a daze again.
"If you don't worry about me, can you re-sign the contract in my name?" Yi Han proposed this solution. His identity will be eliminated by the system after he leaves, so Yi Han is not afraid of being discovered by himself.And this method can also protect Qi Ye to the greatest extent.
"Of course the male god is relieved, and Lujiang's contract can also be changed!" Qi Ye became happy again.
Contact the editor to re-sign the contract. After finalizing these, Qi Ye asked Yi Han to send the relevant documents to the editor, and he was relieved after everything was done.
"Now that we have money and sufficient physical strength, let's start eating all over the world!" Originally, it was just an expedient measure used by Yi Han to comfort Qi Ye, but now that it was really going to be implemented, Yi Han was still a little apprehensive.
"Wouldn't it be your new wish to eat all over the world?"
"Of course! I've decided. In the future, I will not only fill in all the pits, but also eat all the delicacies!" Qi Ye's voice was full of vigor.
And Yi Han, who was tasked with helping Qi Ye fulfill his wish, felt that he had dug a hole for himself. Originally, he only wanted to help fill in the hole with code words, but now he has to run around with this foodie!Can't be more nanny!I just want to be a quiet and handsome man!
Yi Han's long-lost complaints began to burn again.
However, Yi Han immediately came up with a good idea. He can exchange his wish points to light up his cooking skills, so that he doesn't have to travel around to eat delicious food.
"Xiaoqi, if you go to various places to play, you can't buy a train or plane ticket without an ID card, and if the sun outside accidentally shines on you, you will feel uncomfortable, should I make something for you to eat?" Yi Han suggested darkly.
"That's right, male god, you are really the best! Zhunzao!" Qi Ye happily rolled to the sofa and checked Weibo to watch American dramas.
Yi Han wiped the sweat from his forehead.The task this time is really a long way to go, so I definitely don't want to make any random proposals.
The author has something to say: I suddenly found a small bug when writing later, please modify it~
☆、The neighbor next door is a ghost 3
#Peng Niang Code#
Article [-]: As many holes as there are endless holes to dig and endless holes to fill, you can fill as much as you can.
Article [-]: The speed of filling holes will be accelerated in the gain state such as feeding/smoothing hair/good mood.
Article [-]: All the code words in the late stage of hand cancer are handed over to Hand Speed.
that's all.
"Lazy pig seven, your rules are too sloppy, right? Where is the cute girl who said she would work hard to fill the hole?" Yi Han looked at Qi Ye's handwritten rules and wanted to cut her rations.
After the end of "Super Conspirator", Qi Ye seemed to have completely fallen into a period of burnout, eating and sleeping all day long, and Yi Han replaced the author's Weibo talk on the Red Dot Chinese website a few days ago.Yi Han really wanted to quit and drive this lazy pig out of the house, but he also jumped into Qi Ye's several pits, so he had no choice but to compromise.Who knew that this girl Qi Ye was so aggressive, and wrote these three rules for cheating girls.
"I'm also exhausted. I was able to narrate so quickly before because I have been working on these two books for seven or eight years. I know the general plot direction very well, but the rest of the pitfalls were written on a whim. Damn, a lot of cute stalkers who have love have become thunders without love now." Qi Ye gnawed on the grilled cheese corn, chattering.
"Student Xiaoqi, I need to remind you that you have dug a total of
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