[Sword Art Online] This guy is definitely not the protagonist

Can he really beat Kiritani Kazuto with that little foresight?Disaster!

First of all, judging from the fact that the previous sneak attack failed, Kiritani Kazuto is obviously much stronger than before.

Moreover, as the protagonist, Kirigaya Kazuto is probably not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Kyouji looked down at the piece of paper in his hand, recalling what that guy said before, his eyebrows frowned.

"Hmph, did you leave your phone number because you want to test me?" Gong Er sneered in his heart.

The piece of paper was tightly clenched in his hand, and when he let go, the piece of paper had become crumpled.

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"Brother?" Kiritani Suguha looked at Kirito, who was in a daze, suspiciously: "Why did you become like this when you came back?" After noticing the faint scars on her brother's face, she wrinkled indistinctly frowned.

"Ah....I'm fine. What's the matter?" Kirito was still in a daze, didn't hear what he said just now, and replied subconsciously.

"Are you sure?" Hey, it's no wonder you're fine!

"Tell me, if a stranger who is clearly meeting for the first time becomes hostile to you for no reason..." Kirito opened his eyes and murmured in a low voice.

"Hostile? What are you talking about?" What's going on in her brother's head?

"Ah, it's nothing, I'm talking nonsense." Seeing his sister's worried eyes, Kirito immediately reacted.

Seeing that her brother had returned to normal, Kiritani Suguha breathed a sigh of relief, it was fine, but then again, since yesterday, something has been wrong with her brother....

It's like suddenly losing memory and suddenly being normal again.Say some nonsense, such as "so it is like this", "it's Sword Art Online" and so on.

Moreover, the way her brother looked at her... Thinking of this, Kiritani Suguha inexplicably shivered, the way his brother looked at him yesterday was like looking at a stranger!

The author has something to say: hum, that's right, Kirito-kun traveled through the past.But don't worry, the protagonist of this article is Mr. Gong Er, so in the game later, I will give Kung Er a golden finger, but it will not be too exaggerated...

And Kirito (pseudo) hasn't found out that Kyouji is reborn, he just regards Kyouji as a normal child, so he won't be particularly wary of Kyouji. 【far eye】

ps: Happy Halloween everyone! ! !

chapter.07 the life of the villain

What would you do if you were born again?

A. Continue the relationship with the person you loved in the previous life, and love vigorously once.

Choose A?Hehe, don't be ridiculous.

Kyouji has been chasing Shino for so many years, didn't that girl finally bow down to the protagonist's suit pants?

Besides, he doesn't have much relationship with Sinon either.He couldn't tell her in a dumb way: "I failed to kill you in my previous life." Could he?

It's not bad if people don't treat him as a snake (spirit) mentally ill.So this must be PASS!

B. Study hard and become a child prodigy.

Become a child prodigy?

Indeed, for Kyouji who was a high school student in his previous life, the elementary school courses are simply pediatrics (although his grades in high school are relatively poor, he can still handle elementary and junior high school), it is not worth his time to waste at all.

Could it be that he wants to skip a grade to junior high school?

So if he skips a grade, what will the halo of the prodigy bring him?It is nothing more than the approval of the elders.

Well, let's not talk about how much trouble this title will bring him after he becomes the so-called child prodigy.And although he can handle elementary school and junior high school, what about high school?

Ever since he was obsessed with GGO in his previous life, he didn't study much, and he was fooling around with his grades.So this one is also PASSed.

C. Complete the regrets of the previous life.

Uh... His only three regrets in his previous life were not being able to get Shino + not being able to become the strongest player in GGO + not being able to deal with Kiritani Kazuto.

Become the strongest player in GGO?

What a joke, this is simply a fantasy! There are so many strong players in GGO... how is it possible....

Get rid of Kiritani Kazuto?

The last time we met, he didn't succeed in sneak attacking from behind. If he was going head-to-head in a 1V1 one-on-one fight...it would be good if he didn't get hit.

D. Buy lottery tickets or stocks to earn the first pot of gold in life.

I'm really sorry, in his previous life he wasn't very interested in lottery tickets and stocks, so he didn't have much to pay attention to...

After a few, none of them suit his taste....

your sister!Why is it that other people are so awesome after rebirth, and the harem boy is so crazy, how did he get to him...?

So in conclusion, is he really the villain in the legend? !

This is so much malice from the big universe!

"Oh------! I'm so worried." Gong Er lamented, sat up from the sofa, and rubbed his neck that was a little numb from lying on the sofa all night.

After Gong Er completed his brainstorming, he had time to look at his room:

The room is not big, because the lights are not turned on, so the room is rather dark.The sun shines into the house through the white curtains, giving people a sense of decadence.There was no furniture in the room, and some books were piled up messily on a computer desk.

The room in front of me is so familiar....

Gong Er narrowed his eyes slightly, went to the computer desk and opened the drawer, looking for the phone carefully.

If he read correctly yesterday... Kirigaya Kazuto seems to be around ten years old, right?

Sure enough, when he looked at the date displayed on his phone, he was instantly entangled - November 2018, 11 - Peaty, isn't this the day of his midterm exam in his previous life? !

Thinking of this, Kyou Er immediately rushed to the bathroom, and when he ran the fastest in his life and got dressed, the time displayed on his phone was already 7:30 in the morning.

Logically speaking, in fact, Gong Er's elementary school is not very far from his home, and it takes about ten minutes to get there by taxi, so he doesn't need to be so anxious.

But....

When Kyouji was standing on the street, he suddenly remembered that his wallet had been given to those gangsters yesterday!

The author has something to say: Did you feel that the last chapter was quite serious (?), but this chapter is a bit... ahem, funny?ゞ(*-`ω?-)people

Having said that... 1111 is really an auspicious number....

ps: SAO is about to be written.Oh, what a hassle.Am I going to tell you guys that I was going to be lazy and skip it? (づ￣?￣)づ

pps: I saw in the message that Gong Er changed the name of the game or something. After thinking about it, I still adopted it (I will tell you that if I do this, I can be lazy? [Laughing]) In short, thank you Death Gun for your suggestion! 【bow】

chapter.08【Extra Story】Kirito Chapter

If you were given a chance to become the hero in a stallion novel, would you like it?

It is estimated that many people will choose "Yes".

But... If he was given another chance like this, he wouldn't choose "yes" to death!

Although it is indeed a good thing to become the male lead through time travel ----- the harem is as numerous as dogs, and younger brothers are collected everywhere.

But... now he would rather go to GL (Girls' Novels) to be a cannon fodder male supporting role than to enter a stallion novel!

He stretched out his sleeves, and there was a scrape on his originally smooth and jade-like arm.

That guy... actually threw glass balls at himself indiscriminately!

Well, no matter how deep that guy's hatred for those gangsters is, there's no need to throw it at him, right?

And that angle, no matter how you look at it, it was thrown at him.

Unexpectedly, he touched the wound on his arm, and there was another burst of burning pain.

[It's really cheating... ] He cursed fiercely in his heart.

Recalling the time when he chose the crossing location, he couldn't help regretting again. Damn it, is it because there is no money but no good goods? ! (Hey...you didn't pay at all.) Bad review, bad review!

It's nothing more than being hooked by the dog's blood, and what compensation is there... Hmph, it's obviously because I'm afraid of being punished!

But why not give him the original novel?Can't read ahead? ! He doesn't even know about the "Sword Art Online" complex, okay?

and also....

Damn!What about Goldfinger? !

That's right.In a sense, the protagonist is indeed replaced.And the replacement was a guy who didn't read YY novels very much.

Originally, he didn't mind traveling to the stallion novel.

However, on the day he transmigrated, he accidentally remembered that his roommate in his previous life seemed to have mentioned "Sword Art Online", so what is the specific content...?

----------------I am the dividing line of memories----------------

""Sword Art Online"...I still chased after that book." The roommate in the memory made a "gulu, gulu" sound while devouring the instant noodles, "that is a YY kind of book. Ma’s novel. The general content is that the protagonist Kiritani Kazuto unintentionally gets involved in a death game, and the abbreviation of the game’s name is: SAO.”

"The game called [SAO] is not an ordinary game. It is called a death game: in the game, once the player's blood bar reaches zero, it proves death, and at this time the main body in the real world will also die! The roommate wiped his oily mouth, and smiled mysteriously, "How about it, isn't it interesting? I have the original novel here, do you want to read it?"

So his answer is....?

"Forget it. This YY novel is not interesting." Oh, his answer is still so simple and rude....

-----------------I am the dividing line at the end of memories-------------

He really wanted to slap himself.

Damn it!It's really.... When the book is used, there will be less hate! !

Kirito sighed, sat down on the chair, and took out a gray wallet from the drawer----that was what he got from a gangster yesterday.

"Give it back to him sometime." He lowered his head and murmured in a low voice, "Sure enough...it's really troublesome to be the protagonist!"

Kirito never casually opened a wallet that did not belong to him.Because what it carries is not only the money, but also some privacy.

But... how do you find its owner without opening it?

Kirito hesitated for a moment, but finally couldn't help his curiosity and opened the gray wallet.

There was only a small amount of change in the wallet, and he fumbled through every compartment, as if there was a big secret hidden in it.And behind one of the mezzanines, he touched a hard rectangular object --- it was a student ID card.

He took the student ID card out of his wallet and placed it on the table.

Sunlight shines through the glass on the student ID card on the table.

Kirito looked at the chestnut-haired boy in the small photo on his student ID card, and the boy in the photo smiled innocently.

"Tch, it doesn't look like a person at all..." Although it still looks quite similar.Kirito narrowed his eyes, "But it's really interesting." Especially the kind of hostile eyes...

Tsk!It seems that the world is not too boring.

The author has something to say: I will tell you about the side story or something because the text is stuck [laughing].

ps: Update time: Because of the author's student party, it will be updated in the afternoon from Friday to Saturday (about 8:30-10:20).

pps: Because the APEC meeting will be held in the city recently, and the universities, middle schools and primary schools will be closed for six days, so... will probably be updated next week. 【sigh】

chapter.09 Anti-installation of X is a technical job

The primary school topics are actually quite simple.

At least when Kung Er was more than 20 minutes late, he still finished writing the two large test papers smoothly and satisfactorily (reader: Mud! o(╬￣盘￣)=○#(￣#)3), and he also I slept for half an hour.

Gong Er put down his pen, stretched his waist, and watched other students sweating profusely on the desk and writing hard, and even saw some people stealthily cheating with small slips of paper.

【Tsk, tsk, tsk...! You actually cheated in the elementary school exam?This is the breath of the weak that hits us! ]Seeing this scene, Kyouji pouted with some disdain.He completely forgot that he also cheated in elementary school in his previous life.

Gong Er lay on the table for a while, and when he saw that there was still half an hour to collect the papers, he resolutely walked up to the podium and handed the test papers to the invigilator (please ignore the early submission of papers in elementary school... =_=), and then, under the envious eyes of a large group of primary school students, he walked out of the examination room in a big (pretentious) step (to) star (polar) (don’t ask me why I can go back after the exam) home....OvO).

Pretending to be forceful has rigidity, frequency and persistence at the same time.Therefore, throughout their lives, people have to pretend.

But who can explain why Mao's [Pretentious BUFF] can only last until the moment he walks out of the school...? ! !

why?

-------Because he met a person who is more capable of acting than him.

So here comes the problem!In a stallion YY novel, who has the strongest pretense?

The answer was: "The protagonist."

Beep-----Correct answer!

So how to counter pretense?

The answer is: "Go home and study hard. Through continuous learning and continuous practice, one day you will be worthy of that advanced X."

But...the corner of Gong Er's mouth twitched, Ni Tan's protagonist, let him go home and learn how to dress X first, and then he will die!

That's right.The person who can pretend to be X better than him is the male protagonist of this dog-blood novel, Kazuto Kiritani Kazuto SAMA!

Abbreviation...Kirito SM!

"Come here..." Kirito, ah!Kirito SM stood "deeply" at the school gate, and hooked his fingers at Kyouji who was stunned.

[The male lead is better at acting than I am. 】

[The hero hooked his finger at me...]

[This style of painting is wrong! ! ! 】

[Male lead, you've had enough of your horses! ! ! 】

[Male lead, if you want, beg, dislike, or be satisfied, go find the real female lead! ! ! 】

Gong Er's face twisted violently again, his mind was already flooded with all kinds of complaints.

Now he really wants to take out a brick from his pocket (Oh? Wait, something seems wrong... ○(￣﹏￣)○?)

If he really did that...then the ending would be →→The main character died because Kyouji went berserk....

Then, the title of the book will be changed to →→ "The Protagonist's Diary" + "Memoirs of Gong Er's Detention Center".

but!As a good (?) author with (no) morals in the new century, how could he be fooled like this?He (?) still needs to continue to write, to fill his brain with super imagination and flirtatious power.

So... the bricks and whatnot quickly retreated!

---------The following is the normal version------

Gong Er reached into his pocket and took out...then took out a mobile phone.

It's a pity that the name of this phone is not called Mobile Brick. Nokia, it is the latest icrazy N. (Hey hey...!)

Gong Er looked at the Nth Generation Ai Crazy in his hand, then gropingly pushed him back.

Throw love madness like a brick?There is nothing wrong with his brain!

For the protagonist who couldn't open the ladle even when a piece of glass smashed it (you didn't throw it at all, did you?), Kyouji sincerely sighed.

Looking at Kazuto Kiritani who was dressed in black and pretending to be serious, I thought about the 1V10 scene with this guy yesterday...

Gong Er just wanted to say: I want to hit ten!

...that's no wonder!

1V10 is not something that a cannon fodder small boss like him can accomplish.Don't you see that the big boss stronger than him---POH the kitchen knife god (creator of the smiling coffin) can't beat him?

[Those who cannot be enemies must become friends. 】

"Hey...well, you are the one who saved me, right? Thank you so much yesterday!" Kyouji immediately put on a bright smile that disgusted even himself, "What a coincidence that you are here We met."

Although I think this guy's appearance here is unlikely to be a coincidence, but if you just ask...then he is really too stupid!

But then again, how did this guy know the address of his school?Does the protagonist also have the ability to predict? !

"En. Actually, I found you through your student ID card." Kirito smiled gently, not paying too much attention to Kyouji's "face change" just now.

"..." Well, he was too stupid.

The author has something to say: Jinjiang smoked again (hey wait, what is "again"?) So the comment cannot be replied temporarily, so I can only reply here:

Reply to "Kitani Kazuto" (this ID... so amazing!): Kyouji was born again, as for the inner part of this one... hum [mysteriously] Guess what!Ha ha ha ~ [laughs]

Reply to "Xinchuan Kyouji's fan" (this ID is also amazing!): Don't worry, as long as the protagonist's shell has not changed, it will still be BUG.Don't you see, the protagonist still comes with [install XBUFF].

ps: I looked through Baidu, but I didn’t find anything about the release time of GGO. Baidu didn’t mention it, only this → (May 2022,

SwordArtOnline announced, NERvGear started selling, Kiritani Kazuto (14 years old) became a beta player).So there's no way [shrugs].I had to have a big brain (?) and set the release time of GGO myself → the closed beta will start in May 2022.Gong Er will become a beta tester of GGO; as for how to enter SwordArtOnline... hehe [smirking] I've already thought about it. b(￣▽￣)d

chapter.10 Suspicion relieved

A faint disinfectant filled the air, and the hospital was already overcrowded.

Kyouji struggled to get on the elevator with the fruit basket in his hand, and the elevator room was full of people.The smell of sweat mixed with the strong smell of perfume made him want to vomit.

When the elevator arrived at the station, as soon as the elevator door opened, the pile of people blocking the elevator door swarmed up. Gong Er grabbed the fruit basket desperately, and staggered out of the elevator almost using his hands and feet to grab the door.

Today is the day when Kyouji came to the hospital to visit his brother, Shoichi Shinkawa.

Because Chang Yi was weak and sick since he was a child, Kyou Er seldom saw his brother, and the only few times he met was when he went to the hospital to visit patients.

Going to the hospital to visit was originally something that made Gong Er happy, but now he was a little unhappy---because the protagonist Jun Tongren also sneaked here, did he think he was an underground worker? !

"Ah...what a coincidence." After a strange silence, Kyouji blocked Kirito, who was acting a little "sneaky", with a fruit basket.

But Kirito's reaction was beyond his expectation: "Ah? So you came to the hospital too?!"

[Ah, ah, ah?What's the situation?Aren't you following me secretly? ! ] Gong Er was stunned, the corner of his mouth twitched, but he still didn't ask.

Kirito's surprised expression was not faked at all, Kyouji felt that he was not lying.

"That's really a coincidence. Speaking of which, what happened to you? Did you get injured yesterday?" Kyouji originally wanted to ask him what he was doing in the hospital, but that might arouse Kirito's suspicion.

But Kirito didn't seem to think that much: "It's okay. I'm actually here to visit my grandfather today..."

Visiting grandpa?

Gong Er raised his eyebrows slightly from an invisible angle, and asked with concern: "What's wrong with your grandfather?"

"My grandfather... um... you know... people will become poor when they reach a certain age." Kirito's voice was muffled, and he lowered his head so that people could not see his face clearly expression.

It seems to be asking something "terrible"!

"I'm really sorry..." Gong Er apologized, but his expression was not apologetic. Anyway, Kirito lowered his head, so there's no need to act, right?

Relying on the memories of his previous life, Gong Er quickly found Chang Yi's ward.

Gong Er opened the door slightly, then turned his head suddenly and said, "You and your grandfather have such a good relationship, I came to see him as soon as school is over."

"No." Kirito shook his head: "Our relationship is not as you said...my grandfather...is very strict with me."

"Who knows..." Kyouji shrugged, he wasn't interested in educating the protagonist, so he turned his head and walked into the ward, missing the flickering light in Kirito's eyes.

"This guy...?" Kirito squinted his eyes, and stood at the door of the ward for a while, as if he was thinking about something, "Hmph. I'm really going back, and I'm suspicious of a child... . . ”

No matter how strange that child was, he was only ten years old. The inexplicable killing intent that day should be an illusion, right?And in terms of scheming, he, a time traveler, should have a better chance of winning.

He shook his head mockingly, turned and walked away.

The author has something to say: This chapter was posted a day earlier, and the number of words seems to be a bit short [dry laugh].Because I'm thinking about Sinon recently...so...

cough!anyway.Should Chang Yi enter SAO and join the smiling coffin?Intertwined.... (=_=)

ps: Give me a suggestion.... ↑↑↑↑↑↑.

chapter.11 beta tester

Time always seems to be particularly useless.Kyouji sighed when he saw the [AmuSphere] on the table.

Kyouji picked up [AmuSphere] from the table----it was a helmet connected by two rings.

"...This is the real strongest power! Foolish people, remember my name firmly with terror!" In his memory, he declared arrogantly, "The name of me and this gun is: [ Death Gun]!-----"deathgun"!!"

"Is it the strongest...?" Gong Er stroked the helmet gently with his hand, and murmured in a low voice.

However, since it is the so-called "strongest force", why can't it beat that guy named Kiritani Kazuto in the end?

Is this simply the difference between a protagonist and a villain?

No!What he lacks is strength!

That guy... that guy was able to not only become the only person to fight with a lightsaber in a world dominated by guns, but also won the championship in "BoB"!

A person who uses (let's count the lightsaber as a cold weapon) a cold weapon can beat a gun!

It's incredible to think about it!

What a shame!

This is simply a disgrace to the players who use guns in GGO!

So... Can he, who has been reborn once, defeat Kiritani Kazuto?

Kyouji took a deep breath, put on his helmet and lay down on the bed.

He reaches for the power with his hand and presses -----

"Beep----!" The electronic sound announcing the completion of the preparation sounded.

"Start connecting!"

But...now...he's back!

[I want to defeat you, defeat you openly ---- Kiritani Kazuto! 】

just wait!

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Looking up at the melancholy pale orange sky, Kyouji let out a long sigh.

Are you back here again?

Because the appearance of the character in GGO is synthesized from randomly generated data plus the original appearance data, the appearance of Kyouji's character is still similar to that of his previous life.

Kyouji curled his lips, and after seeing the familiar face reflected in the mirror, he turned and left.

Everything here is very familiar to Kyouji who has the memories of his previous life.

This city is called SBC Gloken, which is composed of several large districts, and it is also the so-called "central area" in GGO.

If there were so many people here in the previous life, it would definitely be as crowded as a hospital during a holiday, but now... there are very few people here, and the entire street is almost empty.

That's right, it's September 2022-------GGO's beta test period.

It is probably because Gong Er's study is much better than in his previous life, and it is also probably because Chang Yi's health is getting better gradually.When Christine Er was 14 years old, his parents rewarded him with an [AmuSphere]!

At that time, he was really excited--although this thing is not a rare thing after a few months...but, at this time, it is the beta test time of SAO and GGO!

This is equivalent to, as long as anyone owns this helmet, he is one step closer to becoming a beta player of GGO or SAO--you know, the number of beta players who may become GGO is only 1 in China people!

And Gong Er was very lucky to be one of the 1 people.

Skillfully navigating through the labyrinth-like alleys, Kyouji entered a bright shop that looked like a super mall.

The shop is full of various types of firearms, but compared to the previous life, the number of these firearms is still a little bit less.